The new EU4/PDS fanfiction thread

[Grand Historian]

Meanwhile, in the Alpha Quandrant Captain Picard said, "Engage, ensign Crusher."

And they went to plaid. Back at the studios...

 

[Pigeoncount]

But as Wiz and Groogy look up at the closing wormhole, they suddenly see thousands of spaceships descending upon them coming from...

 

[Soviet Onion]

But as Wiz and Groogy look up at the closing wormhole, they suddenly see thousands of spaceships descending upon them coming from...

space ulm, and their boats with ....

 

[Shumpitostick]

WHEELS, or WormHole Engaging Engine Leaping System, The most advanced wormhole navigation system in all space-time. The Ulmers have come to...

 

[Noel84]

finally counquer the world in the name of Ulm, they and their ally wiz then turned towards their enemies

 

[Darth Samuri]

But suddenly Space Ulms ancient enemy, space bavaria, comes out of a worm hole that has emerged from paradox headquarters. led by Johan the space bavarians....

 

[Pigeoncount]

and supported by a legion of the brave Space Rigans...

 

[Noel84]

who all joined DDRjake and Johan's jan mayen empire, although having 2 johans was confusing....

 

[MCBC6]

However, wiz quickly made patch 1.15, coming with an event which would destroy Johan and DDRjake...

 

[the cool guy]

However, wiz quickly made patch 1.15, coming with an event which would destroy Johan and DDRjake...

but Johan patched it out again before it triggered. The fanbase got really angry about the lack of focus in the updates so they...

 

[Groogy]

kidnapped Mr. Nibbles to hold him ransom for.....

 

[zukodark]

...Arumbastan, which was located on the...

kidnapped Mr. Nibbles to hold him ransom for.....

...not being Wiz unlike...

 

[Homusubi]

...and demanded a thousand scrolls, a thousand doves, and a thousand swords...

 

[Noel84]

but the hedgehog god and groogy betrayed and kidnapped wiz....

 

[yerm]

and forced him to listen to Songs of Yuletide on repeat while being tickled with...

 

[Homusubi]

...the quill pen in the admin points icon...

 

[Darth Samuri]

However, unoticed by everyone, the patch that wiz had made held one more surprise. It quickly replaced all sword, bird, and paper mana with....

 

[Shumpitostick]

Actual swords, birds and papers, causing...

 

[_Dragon_Rider_]

...Groogy to arrive on the side of DDRjake with his army of skeleton hedgehogs...

 

[yerm]

which were promptly nerfed so that hedgehogs don't get unit upgrades and can only field the starting zombie hedgehogs until they successfully...