The new EU4/PDS fanfiction thread

[the cool guy]

Since there wasn't a new dev diary i felt we should do one of these again.
Each user do one sentence or line or something similair (whatever makes sense) and then we continue each others stories. Of course the story must be related to EU4/PDS/Wiz/Johan.

I'il start:

Once upon a time there was a sick Wiz,

 

[Pigeoncount]

He had to choose between either spending a lot of money for a slighter better chance of getting better, or just praying and seeing what happens. Little did he know that both options just kill you anyway.

 

[yerm]

As he lay waiting to die, he decided to create a brand new position at Paradox and promoted DDRJake to be the newly-created "Director of ...

 

[ThePatriotOfDreumel]

The grand empire of Ryukyu, unifiers of Japan.

 

[Zupanicarr]

And DDRJake's first task as Director of Ryukyu (shortened), was to ensure the balance of Awesome Prussia, which was broken during his latest world domination feast, and alliance with France and Spain.

 

[ragingrondo12]

And DDRJake's first task as Director of Ryukyu (shortened), was to ensure the balance of Awesome Prussia, which was broken during his latest world domination feast, and alliance with France and Spain.
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Little did he realize Prussia was too Awesome to be Balanced, so when he tried to balance them, he was broken and forced to shatter retreat to Ryuku.

 

[Grand Historian]

Little did he realize Prussia was too Awesome to be Balanced, so when he tried to balance them, he was broken and forced to shatter retreat to Ryuku.

(Eh, why not? Maybe I'll do a second volume if this goes far enough.)

But he elicited the help of Austria and Hungary to contain Prussia and Gilbird's awesomeness, only for...

 

[Rubidium]

muffled screams from below to announce that the mutant hedgehog in the basement had gotten loose...again.

 

[Grand Historian]

muffled screams from below to announce that the mutant hedgehog in the basement had gotten loose...again.

In which Groogy was promptly called in and...

 

[ragingrondo12]

Betrayed Humanity to join the hedgeGod in bringing the true faith to them.

 

[Zupanicarr]

Betrayed Humanity to join the hedgeGod in bringing the true faith to them.

But in the chaos of the hedge-crisis, Hungary and Austria joined forces with Prussia's gang, realizing their potential gains in siding with them, and forming a defensive coalition against DDRJake, and the new hedgeGod movement.

 

[Pigeoncount]

Suddenly, they all hear an evil, high pitched laughter coming from...

 

[ragingrondo12]

Suddenly, they all hear an evil, high pitched laughter coming from...

The Paradox Reddit, where Wiz had just murdered Meneth in his Pursuit of ....

 

[Grand Historian]

The Paradox Reddit, where Wiz had just murdered Meneth in his Pursuit of ....

The lost province of Square Memel, where...

 

[IcyBlizzard]

The lost province of Square Memel, where...

A Pomeranian army had landed, with which they to complete their ultimate goal of...

 

[Fiend13]

...marching on PDOX HQ! Little did they know, Johan was actually in control of the super secret...

 

[Pigeoncount]

New version, which completely nerfed Pomerania and also changed...

 

[ragingrondo12]

New version, which completely nerfed Pomerania and also changed...

Wiz into a Golden Platypus. With Wiz out of his way, Johan now...

 

[Grand Historian]

Wiz into a Golden Platypus. With Wiz out of his way, Johan now...

Could assume Wiz's role in writing the dev diaries, but was halted by the love tri- alliance of Prussia, Austria and Hungary suddenly bursting into his office. They...

 

[Rubidium]

Could assume Wiz's role in writing the dev diaries, but was halted by the love tri- alliance of Prussia, Austria and Hungary suddenly bursting into his office. They...

Were thwarted by a sudden, suspiciously timed series of deaths, throwing all 3 into regencies and leaving them with no choice but...