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Anthropoid

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Circumnavigating the globe wasn't really all it was cracked up to be.

Until sometime in the late 18th century, explorers were unable to cut down trees or find suitable building materials to repair their ships once they left "friendly" territory, and were forced to just keep sailing in hopes of getting home before their ship sank.

Ships were never actually captured by pirates; naval battles in the period was one of the most lethal forms of warfare known to humanity.

Therefore, no one except one nation, Britain, else Castille, else Holland, ever really bothered to build a navy.

Navies did not actually have to patrol the sealanes, nor even be based at distant ports in order to protect colonial shipping. They just had to exist.

Armies in the period never actually had anything like supply lines, they just had to forage off the local resources and if the number of men in an area exceeded the carrying capacity they started dying.

Soldiers fought by doing some kinda weird synchronized stick waving at each other as numbers on a tally sheet slowly ticked past.

In any given geographic area, 1000 men could interdict and block an enemy army (of any size) just as readily as an army of 10,000 or 100,000 could cover the same area.

Quite a few other shocking surprises about history but that is a good start! :D

Seriously: it is a fantastic game, and I love it. But it is still fun to point out the limitations created by any abstraction like a sim game ;)
 

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Wait EU terms hitler didn't really 'occupy france' they more demanded territory of all france then released a shield (using cheats of course cause its in a war) and splitting vichy france (avigon + sell province for 0 gold hehe ). Anyway as I was saying they didnt really occupy france the allies just said that too make the french people more inspired to rise up. Too bad Hitler wasnt a douche and he was someone more like Napoleon then the world would be better D: . Woops off topic again lol anyway they didnt really occupy france more of a demand northern france and leave southern france for the french which then had an event to change their tag D':

P.S - Good thing those British and USA decided to sell province for 0 gold to the french :/ .
 

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teleportanion - moving generals from europe to america in 3 clicks (for some strange reason it doesn't work in enemy controled teritory, maybe some teleportation jamming?)
conversion - sometimes it takes days, sometimes centuries
colonists - if you use them to create colony it gives 100 people, if you use them to create explorer - you get one man
mortality - most generals die in horse accidents, getting hit by lightning or chocking to death, very fiew of them die in battlefield (even if their armies are destroyed)
speed - walking person moves with the same speed as person ridding on horse
great escapes - generals ALWAYS escape when their armies are captured, probably it has to do something with those handy teleportation devices everyone have
colonies NEVER die, if population drops below 10 it is immidiatelly set back to 10 at no cost, how those people get there? maybe teleportation?
roads - they allow people to move faster, yet armies still have to discover that they also can move faster using them
radio - similar to teleportation, discovered in 1399
battles - very strange ritual, 2 armies stand in front of each other and shout: FIRE FIRE FIRE SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK for at least 12 days
trade goods - provinces for some strange reason can grow, produce or mine only one thing
 

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If you destroy France and let Burgundy live, it will soon take the place of France. If you destroy Burgundy and not France, France will soon take its place. So learn to kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
 

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well to be fair humans are faster then horses over long distances (afaik).

That's why cavalry comes with remounts, and in any case it's not really true. We've had numerous discussions about this on the forums.

Other morals learned:

Royal-marry and claim thrones to heart's content, becasue no matter how often you ddo it, nobody will ever see it coming again!
 

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If you destroy France and let Burgundy live, it will soon take the place of France. If you destroy Burgundy and not France, France will soon take its place. So learn to kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

Thats really annoying, situations like that in China and Indo-China is insane, you split up Ming, Qin will take his place and go against you. Qin falls, Wu takes his place, and it won't stop unless you conquer them all.
 

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That inflation can be avoided.

That prices can never fall below the level they had in 1399. :D

Ok, now seriously. EU3 does a very good job explaining the hard way why no single nation has been able to conquer the whole world (War exhaustion, revolts, higher tech costs, getting cores, attrition, higher stability cost...) Yes. I know that if you play enough you can beat the game mechanics, but that's just because its a computer simplification. However, many of the concepts are there, and easy to learn as you play).
 

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Kings back then had an infinite number of children/siblings to marry off to foreign royalties, but had to hope and pray for a single heir who could inherit his throne.
 

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Infamy only matters if you're under the limit, and once you're the most hated nation in all the world small minor nations will offer themselves up in sacrifice to help you expand.

Also that all it would of taken for Poland to be the largest coloniser in the world is a lucky mission to get a core and a bunch of expert navigators that no one else in their tech group wanted...
 

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That its good to have the ear of the Pope.

In my latest England game (happily crushing France) I watched in awe at the formation of a larger than average Burgundy Blob. However I suddenly found myself as Papal Controller and so all it took was one click ("Excommunicate!") for the whole of western Europe to sharpen their swords and head on down for a party in Dijon.

Of course, it's bound to happen to me at some point.......