The Mighty Schicklgruber
There are many alternatives to this world: other realities where things did not go as they went to us. Some have major changes, like Chinese world conquest by 1456, while others are just minor variants to our reality. This is one such minor variant.
In 1939 Germany under the nazis declared war on Poland. This brought the fhürer and his empire to war with the allies in France and England as well, but Adolf didn't worry much. His forces would prevail.
Now, Adolf had an important form to fill in. Age, name, sex... a lot of boxes that would have to be filled in and checked. This was the 60th time he had filled in this form, but he hoped it would be the last.
When he was done, he pushed a button and a tall German soldier came running.
"Take 'zis form to 'ze governmental commity fohr neim changing!" he said.
"Jahwoll!" The soldier answered. He seemed to be considering his next move, and after a second or two he carefully added, almost like a question: "Heil Schicklgruber?"
[Diversion: When Alois Schicklgruber asked to have his last name changed back to Hitler, that of his grandparents, the commitee for name changing decided against it. Two years later, Schicklgruber had a son he named Adolf who would go on to become dictator after having been completely 'dissed by the more 'hip artists in Vienna, who laughed for three hours at his work "the great German nose". As revenge, Adolf renamed the city after himself when he got it.
This was, so far, the only thing that had gone wrong in the history of this alternative reality.
Adolf had spent most of his adult life trying to advance to higher posts in the government in order to have his name changed to something cooler. However, no matter how high he got, the commitee still decided to send back his requests denied, possibly for comical value as everyone in the world by now knew Adolf hated that name.
And here we are...]
People outside the Reichstag could here the fhürer screaming courses and gibberish, mixed with crushed chinaware and screams from an innocent soldier. An Italian tourist asked what all the noice was about, and got answered: "Oh, it's just the fhürer assaulting another personal assistant. No biggie. He goes through like ten a week."
Why that was so, the Italian didn't ask. He decided it was best not to probe too much, and took the next train back to Italy.
Germany, sepember 1st, 1939
Ignore the text saying "1936". It's an evil British conspiracy.
There are many alternatives to this world: other realities where things did not go as they went to us. Some have major changes, like Chinese world conquest by 1456, while others are just minor variants to our reality. This is one such minor variant.
In 1939 Germany under the nazis declared war on Poland. This brought the fhürer and his empire to war with the allies in France and England as well, but Adolf didn't worry much. His forces would prevail.
Now, Adolf had an important form to fill in. Age, name, sex... a lot of boxes that would have to be filled in and checked. This was the 60th time he had filled in this form, but he hoped it would be the last.
When he was done, he pushed a button and a tall German soldier came running.
"Take 'zis form to 'ze governmental commity fohr neim changing!" he said.
"Jahwoll!" The soldier answered. He seemed to be considering his next move, and after a second or two he carefully added, almost like a question: "Heil Schicklgruber?"
[Diversion: When Alois Schicklgruber asked to have his last name changed back to Hitler, that of his grandparents, the commitee for name changing decided against it. Two years later, Schicklgruber had a son he named Adolf who would go on to become dictator after having been completely 'dissed by the more 'hip artists in Vienna, who laughed for three hours at his work "the great German nose". As revenge, Adolf renamed the city after himself when he got it.
This was, so far, the only thing that had gone wrong in the history of this alternative reality.
Adolf had spent most of his adult life trying to advance to higher posts in the government in order to have his name changed to something cooler. However, no matter how high he got, the commitee still decided to send back his requests denied, possibly for comical value as everyone in the world by now knew Adolf hated that name.
And here we are...]
People outside the Reichstag could here the fhürer screaming courses and gibberish, mixed with crushed chinaware and screams from an innocent soldier. An Italian tourist asked what all the noice was about, and got answered: "Oh, it's just the fhürer assaulting another personal assistant. No biggie. He goes through like ten a week."
Why that was so, the Italian didn't ask. He decided it was best not to probe too much, and took the next train back to Italy.
Germany, sepember 1st, 1939
Ignore the text saying "1936". It's an evil British conspiracy.
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