1941
May 9 - Invasion of Greece was started. Schicklgrubers many tanks rolled across the borders.
The invasion of Greece was a success
May 26 - The peasents in northern Yugoslavia revolted after a long debate at the local bar between them and an SS officer. The SS officer insisted that pepsi was in fact superior to coca cola, but the peasents would have nothing of it. Naturally, revolting and rebellion followed, but was stopped by the Croatian Army.
Schicklgruber issued an order that all coca cola was now banned as something un-German, while pepsi would be the only cola-type soft drink available in Germany.
"Ve haf to stopp zese revoltings!"
Un-German
June 6 - Wilhelm 2 died, much to the sorrow of Wilhelm 1, who never thought he would outlive his clone.
Schicklgruber sent a fruitbasket.
June 9 - Rudolf Hess stole a prototype flying bomb (luckily for him, this particular one was less bomb and more general flying) and fled to England. When he got there, he was taken to Winston Churchill's office.
"I cant take zis anymore! He is crazy!"
"Welcome to England then ol' chap! No Schicklgrubers here, ey guvneh'? Names Winston Churchil, by the way. Yollyh oh by the cherry, rather?"
Rudolf Hess was put in a mental institution after two days.
"Ze accents! Oh, ze accents! I can't take ze accents!"
Rudolf Hess leaving Germany
June 11 - All of mainland Greece had been captured.
June 30 - Invasion of Bulgaria (who never joined the Axis) started.
September 16 - South Africa, guilt-stroken, sent a diplomat.
"We are so, so, SO sorry, herr Sch... fhürer of Germany. We should never have made fun of your name. Can you forgive us?"
"Hmmm... I suppose so. It's nice to get some recognition sometimes, you knov?"
White peace was signed.
October 16 - Schicklgruber's soldiers paradropped on Crete, the final Greek stronghold. The nation was annexed afterwards.
Schicklgruber celebrated by declareing a Greek-Week. Everyone was to dress in togas, eat olives and goat cheese, and drink too much wine. Only Schicklgruber dressed in togas and ate olives and goat cheese (not even the Greeks did this), but most people were happy to jump on the whole wine thing.
November 11 - Mexico declared war. Schicklgruber was furious and declared tacos, siestas, dancing silly in public and waring stupid hats that were too large and had brims the size of car wheels to be an actor of treason.
November 12 - The Greeks, who hadn't minded Schicklgruber until now, revolted. They very much liked their tacos, their siestas, their dancing silly in public and their stupid hats. The revolt was crushed.
November 16 - Schicklgruber paradropped his troops in Cyprus, capturing the island from the evil British conspiracy that had previously held it.
November 20 - Belgians revolted due to waffle rationing to aid the war effort. They were crushed.
Axis power in Greece and Bulgaria
Next time: "I am comingk for you, Stalin!"
"Bring it on, puny, German, small-moustasched man!"
Schicklgruber vs Stalin, fight of the year?
May 9 - Invasion of Greece was started. Schicklgrubers many tanks rolled across the borders.
The invasion of Greece was a success
May 26 - The peasents in northern Yugoslavia revolted after a long debate at the local bar between them and an SS officer. The SS officer insisted that pepsi was in fact superior to coca cola, but the peasents would have nothing of it. Naturally, revolting and rebellion followed, but was stopped by the Croatian Army.
Schicklgruber issued an order that all coca cola was now banned as something un-German, while pepsi would be the only cola-type soft drink available in Germany.
"Ve haf to stopp zese revoltings!"
Un-German
June 6 - Wilhelm 2 died, much to the sorrow of Wilhelm 1, who never thought he would outlive his clone.
Schicklgruber sent a fruitbasket.
June 9 - Rudolf Hess stole a prototype flying bomb (luckily for him, this particular one was less bomb and more general flying) and fled to England. When he got there, he was taken to Winston Churchill's office.
"I cant take zis anymore! He is crazy!"
"Welcome to England then ol' chap! No Schicklgrubers here, ey guvneh'? Names Winston Churchil, by the way. Yollyh oh by the cherry, rather?"
Rudolf Hess was put in a mental institution after two days.
"Ze accents! Oh, ze accents! I can't take ze accents!"
Rudolf Hess leaving Germany
June 11 - All of mainland Greece had been captured.
June 30 - Invasion of Bulgaria (who never joined the Axis) started.
September 16 - South Africa, guilt-stroken, sent a diplomat.
"We are so, so, SO sorry, herr Sch... fhürer of Germany. We should never have made fun of your name. Can you forgive us?"
"Hmmm... I suppose so. It's nice to get some recognition sometimes, you knov?"
White peace was signed.
October 16 - Schicklgruber's soldiers paradropped on Crete, the final Greek stronghold. The nation was annexed afterwards.
Schicklgruber celebrated by declareing a Greek-Week. Everyone was to dress in togas, eat olives and goat cheese, and drink too much wine. Only Schicklgruber dressed in togas and ate olives and goat cheese (not even the Greeks did this), but most people were happy to jump on the whole wine thing.
November 11 - Mexico declared war. Schicklgruber was furious and declared tacos, siestas, dancing silly in public and waring stupid hats that were too large and had brims the size of car wheels to be an actor of treason.
November 12 - The Greeks, who hadn't minded Schicklgruber until now, revolted. They very much liked their tacos, their siestas, their dancing silly in public and their stupid hats. The revolt was crushed.
November 16 - Schicklgruber paradropped his troops in Cyprus, capturing the island from the evil British conspiracy that had previously held it.
November 20 - Belgians revolted due to waffle rationing to aid the war effort. They were crushed.
Axis power in Greece and Bulgaria
Next time: "I am comingk for you, Stalin!"
"Bring it on, puny, German, small-moustasched man!"
Schicklgruber vs Stalin, fight of the year?
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