The realm rejoices as Paradox Interactive announces the launch of Crusader Kings III, the latest entry in the publisher’s grand strategy role-playing game franchise. Advisors may now jockey for positions of influence and adversaries should save their schemes for another day, because on this day Crusader Kings III can be purchased on Steam, the Paradox Store, and other major online retailers.
"Join the army", they said.
"See the world", they said.
"Almost get killed", they didn't say.
An army marches on its stomach.
"Write a narration", they said.
"Get more views", they said.
"It'll drain your time", they didn't say.
Oh man, this line is so perfect that'll put it into my signature
On topic: Indirectly wishing your father dies sooner than you do isn't twice nice, although I think I'll understand it better when I'll have children of my own