The Medieval KISS-AARmy - A MusicAAR About Nothing
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Sing to the tune of "Sympathy For The Devil" by Rolling Stones
Please allow me introduce myself
Im a man of troops and fights
Iv been around for a few, few years
Stole couple mens lands and wives
I was learning while Franken guy
Had his dukes betray him by, knife
Make damn sure your armies
Are ready to, meet my strike
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my strength, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is just nature of my men
I struck at your rich pagan land
When I saw it was a time for a charge
Killed the chief and his officers
His troops, screamed in vain
I rode a horse
cause "I have no boss"
When the big wars rage
Everything's at stake
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my strenght, oh yeah
Ah, what confuses you
Is just nature of my men
I watched with glee
While the chiefs and serfs
Fought for their queens
And the gods they serve
I shouted out
"Who killed the tribal chief"
When after all
It was act by me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of troops and war
I laid traps for my enemies
Who get killed like bee in, closed jar
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the reason why your lame, oh yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every German is crusading
And all, the defences away
As Muslims feast Pope calls
Me beast cause Im in need of reconciliation, the Muslims, fall
Cause they, lack the balls
Have some pillaging, and some rape
Use all your well-learned rudeness
Or Ill give your, wage to waste
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is just the nature of my game
Please allow me introduce myself
Im a man of troops and fights
Iv been around for a few, few years
Stole couple mens lands and wives
I was learning while Franken guy
Had his dukes betray him by, knife
Make damn sure your armies
Are ready to, meet my strike
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my strength, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is just nature of my men
I struck at your rich pagan land
When I saw it was a time for a charge
Killed the chief and his officers
His troops, screamed in vain
I rode a horse
cause "I have no boss"
When the big wars rage
Everything's at stake
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my strenght, oh yeah
Ah, what confuses you
Is just nature of my men
I watched with glee
While the chiefs and serfs
Fought for their queens
And the gods they serve
I shouted out
"Who killed the tribal chief"
When after all
It was act by me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of troops and war
I laid traps for my enemies
Who get killed like bee in, closed jar
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the reason why your lame, oh yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every German is crusading
And all, the defences away
As Muslims feast Pope calls
Me beast cause Im in need of reconciliation, the Muslims, fall
Cause they, lack the balls
Have some pillaging, and some rape
Use all your well-learned rudeness
Or Ill give your, wage to waste
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is just the nature of my game
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That turned out to be a lot more difficult to follow than I intented. Try to keep on, though.
phargle: It seems people really enjoyed that Queen cover. I liked it a lot, too. Song was really fitting for that subject.
JimboIX: Well, bishop also gives some good events. And I feel like pagan without my spiritual advisor.
But damn that Pope, I really start missing playing pagan or muslim. Luckily excommunication didnt affect too badly to my vassal loyalty.
CSK: Thanks. You can also stay here, if you want, though.
Ibarrategui: Thank you. But I cant take full glory for the idea. I first started relyricing songs when phargle did his first lyrics. Then was a long "dry season" when I quitted doing it when I finally got an idea to make a whole AAR with them.
phargle: It seems people really enjoyed that Queen cover. I liked it a lot, too. Song was really fitting for that subject.
JimboIX: Well, bishop also gives some good events. And I feel like pagan without my spiritual advisor.
But damn that Pope, I really start missing playing pagan or muslim. Luckily excommunication didnt affect too badly to my vassal loyalty.
CSK: Thanks. You can also stay here, if you want, though.
Ibarrategui: Thank you. But I cant take full glory for the idea. I first started relyricing songs when phargle did his first lyrics. Then was a long "dry season" when I quitted doing it when I finally got an idea to make a whole AAR with them.
At first I was doubting it a bit, the tune had to come in. You got me hooked anyway as this is my favourite stones song. But you wholly convinced me with the last phrase. Damn that was fitting.
Your nature is certainly aggressive I'd say. That looked like a hard one to write, but well pulled off.
Sing to the tune of "Blitzkrieg Bop" by Ramones
Hey Ming, lets sing, hey Ming, lets sing, hey Ming, lets sing, hey Ming, lets sing
Muslims in the Order
Leading our Templars
I tell Im the best
Makes no sense
Their believing my crap
Their offering teach son
My sister goes nuts
Makes no sense
Hey Ming, lets sing, lets make some lyrics
What I sing, I dont know
Lyrics screwed up Im ready to go
Pope blackmails me
Hes giving me deal
I say I got no money
Damn that Pope
My son is now adult
He needs no advise
Damn time goes fast
Makes no sense
Hey Ming, lets sing, lets make some lyrics
What I sing, I dont know
Lyrics screwed up Im ready to go
Pope blackmails me
Hes giving me deal
I say I got no money
Damn that Pope
Im running out of subjects
Thats why I sing this
This is total bullshit
Does not rhyme
Hey Ming, lets sing, hey Ming, lets sing, hey Ming, lets sing, hey Ming, lets sing
I felt like I just have to do one song with totally random subjects that make no sense at all. And what music genre suits random ramblings better than punk?
Hey Ming, lets sing, hey Ming, lets sing, hey Ming, lets sing, hey Ming, lets sing
Muslims in the Order
Leading our Templars
I tell Im the best
Makes no sense
Their believing my crap
Their offering teach son
My sister goes nuts
Makes no sense
Hey Ming, lets sing, lets make some lyrics
What I sing, I dont know
Lyrics screwed up Im ready to go
Pope blackmails me
Hes giving me deal
I say I got no money
Damn that Pope
My son is now adult
He needs no advise
Damn time goes fast
Makes no sense
Hey Ming, lets sing, lets make some lyrics
What I sing, I dont know
Lyrics screwed up Im ready to go
Pope blackmails me
Hes giving me deal
I say I got no money
Damn that Pope
Im running out of subjects
Thats why I sing this
This is total bullshit
Does not rhyme
Hey Ming, lets sing, hey Ming, lets sing, hey Ming, lets sing, hey Ming, lets sing
I felt like I just have to do one song with totally random subjects that make no sense at all. And what music genre suits random ramblings better than punk?
I think Snake summed it up But all in all it was useful as there was quite a bit of info in there even if not all themed together.
But all in all it was useful as there was quite a bit of info in there even if not all themed together.
It appears to me that Walram is suffering from a crisis of confidence, as he struggles to cope with the arbitratry inconsistencies of the world at large. Why do bad things happen to dedicated, pagan slaying sex addicts, you know? That sort of thing.
Sing to the tune of "You Really Got Me" by The Kinks
I really sold you away
I sold you so I get loads of money
Yeah, I really sold you to count
I sold you so my knights get a mount
Yeah, I really sold you now
You get laid so dont baby cry
Oh yeah, I really sold you out
I sold you now I can buy even sky
I really sold you
I really sold you
I really sold you
Boy, I got you girl for joy
Shes always ready to cook food
Boy, I really bought you gal
I bought her so your on good mood
Yeah, I really bought you girl
I got her so I your off my back
Oh yeah, I really bought you gal
I got you girl so you get what you lack
I really bought girl
I really bought girl
I really bought girl
Boy, I got you girl for joy
Shes always ready to cook food
Boy, I really bought you gal
I bought her so your on good mood
Yeah, I really bought you girl
I got her so I your off my back
Oh yeah, I really bought you gal
I got you girl so you get what you lack
I really bought girl
I really bought girl
I really bought girl
I really sold you away
I sold you so I get loads of money
Yeah, I really sold you to count
I sold you so my knights get a mount
Yeah, I really sold you now
You get laid so dont baby cry
Oh yeah, I really sold you out
I sold you now I can buy even sky
I really sold you
I really sold you
I really sold you
Boy, I got you girl for joy
Shes always ready to cook food
Boy, I really bought you gal
I bought her so your on good mood
Yeah, I really bought you girl
I got her so I your off my back
Oh yeah, I really bought you gal
I got you girl so you get what you lack
I really bought girl
I really bought girl
I really bought girl
Boy, I got you girl for joy
Shes always ready to cook food
Boy, I really bought you gal
I bought her so your on good mood
Yeah, I really bought you girl
I got her so I your off my back
Oh yeah, I really bought you gal
I got you girl so you get what you lack
I really bought girl
I really bought girl
I really bought girl
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I know, I know, that was rather bad and on top of that difficult to follow. Sometimes it just doesnt go as planned.
CSK: It is my favourite Stones song too. Im glad you liked it, it took largest amount of time of all updates this far.
Edit to this, really fast reply: Wow, thanks. I think that was a pretty much failed. And yes, the Middle Ages were bad times to have boobs.
Duke of Wellington: I have some plans for the future and for that I need manpower. I wouldnt otherwise be so aggressive.
And yes, it was tough one to do.
Snake IV: Im glad you have no idea what was going on.
JimboIX: That is a quite deep analysis of Walram from just couple songs. You should become psychologist!
Hajji Giray I: Really? I throught all these songs are pretty well known. (atleast for older folk since these arent in Top10 lists these days, anymore)
But its good to always learn about "new" good bands.
CSK: It is my favourite Stones song too. Im glad you liked it, it took largest amount of time of all updates this far.
Edit to this, really fast reply: Wow, thanks. I think that was a pretty much failed. And yes, the Middle Ages were bad times to have boobs.
Duke of Wellington: I have some plans for the future and for that I need manpower. I wouldnt otherwise be so aggressive.
And yes, it was tough one to do.
Snake IV: Im glad you have no idea what was going on.
JimboIX: That is a quite deep analysis of Walram from just couple songs. You should become psychologist!
Hajji Giray I: Really? I throught all these songs are pretty well known. (atleast for older folk since these arent in Top10 lists these days, anymore)
But its good to always learn about "new" good bands.
Very funny bit, easy to sing a long to. Sivard and Barbara will of course, no doubt be very happy together... Sadly, I went to law school instead of refining my studies in psychology.I will have to content myself with analyzing imaginary characters for the time being.
Sing to the tune of "Please Don't Go" by KC & the Sunshine Band
Dude, I hate you so
I want you to know
That I, won't save your life
The minute, your about to die
Please dont rule
Dont rule
Dont rise again
Please dont rise
Dont rise
Im praying you to die
If you integrate
Germans in my lifetime
Iv had night, mare come true
You will see, armies o' mine
For I truly, truly hate you
Please dont rule
Dont rule
Dont rise again
Please dont rise
Dont rise
Im praying you to die
Dude, I like you so
I want you to know
That Im, going to miss your men
The minute, you lose throne to Ben
Please dont fall
Dont fall
Dont fall away
Hey hey hey
I need your men
Im down on my knees
Praying please, please please
Dont fall
Dont you hear me fella
Dont leave me now
Oh, no, no, no, no
Oh crap you fell
I want you to know
That I, I, I, miss you so
Oh, dont hate me dude
Saxons are cool
Dude, I hate you so
I want you to know
That I, won't save your life
The minute, your about to die
Please dont rule
Dont rule
Dont rise again
Please dont rise
Dont rise
Im praying you to die
If you integrate
Germans in my lifetime
Iv had night, mare come true
You will see, armies o' mine
For I truly, truly hate you
Please dont rule
Dont rule
Dont rise again
Please dont rise
Dont rise
Im praying you to die
Dude, I like you so
I want you to know
That Im, going to miss your men
The minute, you lose throne to Ben
Please dont fall
Dont fall
Dont fall away
Hey hey hey
I need your men
Im down on my knees
Praying please, please please
Dont fall
Dont you hear me fella
Dont leave me now
Oh, no, no, no, no
Oh crap you fell
I want you to know
That I, I, I, miss you so
Oh, dont hate me dude
Saxons are cool
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Ahh, doing that felt good. And I think it ended up rather nicely after my previous work...
Duke of Wellington: In my opinion it wasnt. But glad you liked it.
Dysken: Ahh, thank you. I think this is atleast rather different from most AARs.
JimboIX: In my opinion it was neither, definately not really easy to sing along...
But, if you liked it, I know making it wasnt waste of time. Thank you.
And lawschool, eh? That place is not for me, I find law extremely boring. The money is nice, though.
Duke of Wellington: In my opinion it wasnt. But glad you liked it.
Dysken: Ahh, thank you. I think this is atleast rather different from most AARs.
JimboIX: In my opinion it was neither, definately not really easy to sing along...
But, if you liked it, I know making it wasnt waste of time. Thank you.
And lawschool, eh? That place is not for me, I find law extremely boring. The money is nice, though.
EvilSanta said:
Yeah, that didn't work very well at all...
to the tune of Blitz . krieg . Bop said:
This, on the other hand, :rofl:
Nah, you shouldn't be hard on yourself. Cuz
is genius!
You should try not to skip so many articles (a,an,the), though. It's cheating
Or does Finnish not haave aarticles?
... And wtf happened to Englaand? :wacko:
j.
I have a little announcement to make. I wont update this for 3 weeks, not atleast regularly, as my testweek starts next monday and I need to begin reading. A lot.
I might throw few random updates if I find it isnt as tough as I throught.
Llywelyn: Now this needs larger-than-usual reply.
I think the idea there wasnt all that bad. It was the song that was a lot tougher to follow that caused it. When I first looked at its lyrics, I throught "damn its easy to relyrics this". Well, it wasnt...
Yes, I found that to be rather good line, too. It fits well with "Blitzkrieg Bop".
That line wasnt actually beeing hard on myself. It was "bullshit" in the sense politics speak. I meant that everything mentioned in song before last line was bullshit.
Now here I am hard on myself. I didnt like anything about that song.
But as more and more people say it is nice and all, well...
I still dont like that one.
It is really the only one I havent liked this far.
It makes it a lot harder to make lyrics fit the tune so I leave them away. But if they make it more fitting to tune, then I use them.
Bingo. We lack all AARticles. And prepositions. Everything is put nicely to word itself. I wont start explaining our bloody language further.
I dont know. England was pretty much dead when I first time looked there. Next time I took a look I saw that Anglosaxon ruling England. But it is quite cool that Saxons took England back, isnt it?
I might throw few random updates if I find it isnt as tough as I throught.
Llywelyn: Now this needs larger-than-usual reply.
I think the idea there wasnt all that bad. It was the song that was a lot tougher to follow that caused it. When I first looked at its lyrics, I throught "damn its easy to relyrics this". Well, it wasnt...
Yes, I found that to be rather good line, too. It fits well with "Blitzkrieg Bop".
That line wasnt actually beeing hard on myself. It was "bullshit" in the sense politics speak. I meant that everything mentioned in song before last line was bullshit.
Now here I am hard on myself. I didnt like anything about that song.
But as more and more people say it is nice and all, well...
I still dont like that one.
It is really the only one I havent liked this far.
It makes it a lot harder to make lyrics fit the tune so I leave them away. But if they make it more fitting to tune, then I use them.
Bingo. We lack all AARticles. And prepositions. Everything is put nicely to word itself. I wont start explaining our bloody language further.
I dont know. England was pretty much dead when I first time looked there. Next time I took a look I saw that Anglosaxon ruling England. But it is quite cool that Saxons took England back, isnt it?