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phargle: I hope your "third thumb" isnt what I think it is... :D

Im sure you have figured it out allready but the song name acts as a link to song. That one is one of the more difficult songs to follow, I agree. But I am glad you liked it even with plain lyrics.

Duke of Wellington: Yes. When I was thinking a good song for civil war and me becoming duke, I knew that is the right one immediatetly. But for downsides, it isnt the easiest one to sing along.

Snake IV: Poor king? After he tried to invade me? But thanks, I also think that was quite succesful.

JimboIX: I am sorry but I am afraid I am not quite capable of doing that... :(

But thanks, I liked Take On Me one too.
 

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I also love that song, but I'm familiar with the Poxy Boggards version of "Whiskey in the Jar" :D
 

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Sing to the tune of "I Was Made For Loving You" by Kiss

Tonight, I wanna take it all from you
In the feudal
Society lies the beaty of rule
And tonight, I wanna see you at my feet
Cause pal Im made for ruling you
And pal your made for serving me

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I was made for ruling you, fella
You were made for serving me
And I cant get enough of your money
Can you earn enough for me

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Tonight, I wanna see all your coins
Give the ducats
Their something that gives me joy
And tonight, Im gonna take it all from you
Cause pal your made for serving me
And pal Im made for ruling you

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I was made for ruling you, fella
You were made for serving me
And I cant get enough of your money
Can you earn enough for me

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I was made for ruling you, fella
You were made for serving me
And I cant get enough of your money
Can you earn enough for me

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I was made for ruling you, fella
You were made for serving me
And I cant get enough of your money
Can you earn enough for me

I was made, you were made
I cant get enough
No, I cant get enough
 
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The variety of songs in this one is impressive. Nicely done (expecially the disco song was very appropriate).
 

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I love that the portraits seem to get progressively more unhappy with each verse.
 

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Sing to the tune of "Breaking The Law" by Judas Priest

There I was completely wasted, out of home and love
All inside was so frustrating as I drift from farm to farm
Feel like my balls really weigh, hundred kilograms
So I might as well try to hit some babies at the bars

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Begging for sex, begging for sex
Begging for sex, begging for sex
Begging for sex, begging for sex
Begging for sex, begging for sex

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So much I miss the pinky heaven, I cant even crawl
Iv had every promise broken, theres pressure in my balls
You dont know what its like, you dont have a clue
Out of all girls it forces me to, beg from my wife too

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Begging for sex, begging for sex
Begging for sex, begging for sex
Begging for sex, begging for sex
Begging for sex, begging for sex

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You dont want my wife to bed

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Begging for sex, begging for sex
Begging for sex, begging for sex
Begging for sex, begging for sex
Begging for sex, begging for sex

Begging for sex, begging for sex
Begging for sex, begging for sex
Begging for sex, begging for sex
Begging for sex, begging for sex
 
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If you have been reading this AAR with your children as a traditional family event, please dont tell your kids about that previous update!

And on to replies now.

Duke of Wellington: Im myself not too much into Metallica version. I believe that Thin Lizzys version is the one and only (well, the actual traditional song is the one and only) But its good you was able to follow that even with Metallicas version.

Jestor: What I said to Duke.

But who are these Poxy Boggards? Do they also play it heavy or the actual, traditional Irish way?

Stroph1: I have been trying to have little variety in song styles so if readers dont like one style, then all AAR wont be ruined.

All those songs have one thing in common, though. They are all made in 80s or earlier. I dont really like most of modern songs.

JimboIX: Heh, I didnt notice that myself! :rofl:

Krhm...

Of course they are in that order! It makes the whole...thingy more...artistic?
 

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Walram, god of sex. With a name like that, who'd have thought?
 

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Sing to the tune of "We Are The Champions" by Queen

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Iv killed goats
Time after time
Iv done sacrifice
And it is a crime
And shamanism
Iv done a lot
Iv had my share of land stolen
by christians

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We are the pagans, my friends
And we'll keep revolting, till the end
We are the pagans
We are the pagans
No time for churches
Cause we are the pagans, of Finland

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Iv taken my knife
And my ritual calls
You gave me grain and fish and everything that goes with it

I thank you gods!

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But its been no bed of roses
No divine help
I consider it a treason against the whole pagan faith
And I convert

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We are the christians, my friends
And we'll keep on praying, till the end
We are the christians
We are the christians
No time for shamans
Cause we are the christians, of Finland

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We are the christians, my friends
And we'll keep on praying, till the end
We are the christians
We are the christians
No time for shamans
Cause we are the christians, of Finland
 

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Aparently the Finnish sound triumphant no matter who their gods. Great stuff.
 

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The 'pagan' verses sounded best in my mind. Of course, me being a-musical as I am, the last song was the only one I know even one-third of.

We are the paaaay-gans, we are the paaaay-gans...no time for churches, 'cos we are the paaaaay-gans...
 

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Sing to the tune of "You Sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate

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I believe in Papal word
Pagan is bad
You poor soul (poor soul you)
I believe in Papal word
Since Crusade start'd
You poor soul

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Who do you pray for, heathen
How did you think, I forgive you
How did you think, I look at you gladly
How did you think, I would miss you badly
Yesterday, I was one of a tolerant people
Now Pope spies closely me
Making threats to me

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I believe in Papal word
Pagan is bad
You poor soul (poor soul you)
I believe in Papal word
Since Crusade start'd
You poor soul

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Do you really kill goats, bastard
How did you think, Id tolerate it
Did you know, you are everything I loathe
Did you know, Jesus died for ye
Everyday, serving Pope and Papal faction
Now your dying in front of me, shouting 'cause a bleed

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Yesterday, I was one of a religious people
Then Pope started hating me
Making threats to me

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I do hate Papal States
Im banished
From the church (from the church)
I do hate Papal States
Since prevention
From the church

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thrashing mad: Ahh, thank you. I enjoyed making it too but I was a bit worried about how people would react to dirty lyrics (this is a family forum, afterall) so I toned the dirtiest parts down. Im glad it was still funny.

JimboIX: Money talks. And alcohol. Alcohol helps a lot.

And havent you ever heard the old saying "A true Finn always triumphs"? Monty Python made it famous with a little modification. :D

DKG: I agree that christian part doesnt go so well with the tune than the pagan part.

Duke of Wellington: Thanks. The idea behind it was one of the better ones this far but it didnt go very well with tune and there were some really hard spots to sing along, especially the "You gave me grain and fish and everything that goes with it I thank you gods!" part.

Llywelyn: Thank you. I also find that one quite good. That Queens song gives me the chills.
 
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At least now he'll have more time Sunday mornings to sleep off his hangovers, and doesn't have to feel guilty about all the Finnish girls he's been "converting". My solution to the chaplain event is to simply not appoint one. The Pope seems fine with that, even if he does send a Bishop a year to my court.