The Madmen of Berlin
The German Century
(A HOI - Darkest Hour Kaiserreich German Empire AAR)
Hello people of Paradox, once again I am making a Kaiserreich AAR, if you wish to see my other AAR (The Stronger and Better America) then just click on the link in my signature, but that is not what this about, no this about ze German Century ja, and we will conquer die welt in the name of the Kaiser! I chose the Deutsches Reich mainly because well, because I wanted to, and because there aren't a ton of thees, so yeah. Anyway, hope you have fun reading this, I certainly will have fun writing, and let the story of the Kaiserreich begin! Side note, before I begin, read this AAR in a German accent, it will make it a little funnier. Long Live the Kaiser!The German Century
(A HOI - Darkest Hour Kaiserreich German Empire AAR)
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Table of Contents
Prologue
Prologue
February 17th, 1871
West Paris, Prussian Occupied France
June 28th, 1914Map of Europa, Before the Weltkrieg
Helmuth von Moltke: The French and British stopped us at the Marne, closing our fast gateway to Paris, we have prepared more counterattacks for the winter, but it is likely we will be pushed back to our borders and into the Rheinland if the Entente mounts a counterattack.
Kaiser Wilhelm II: Oh it's okay don't worry about, I'm sure we'll be able to reach Paris in a massive charge. Did Steiner say anything about the Entente defenses?
Helmuth von Moltke: Mein Kaiser...Steiner...
Karl von Bülow: Steiner reports that the whole of France has been fortified with trenches and machine guns, a massive charge will result in millions of deaths and won't make a dent. In addition, the British have blockaded us und Österreich-Ungarn, and Italien has refused to join the war.
Kaiser Wilhelm II: *looks down for a moment and then looks back up* Everyone besides Helmuth, Karl, Alexander, und ze Duke of Württemburg, please leave the room now.
Karl von Büulow: Mein Kaiser?
Kaiser Wilhelm II: *Room is clear* What have you idiots done! Our hopes of winning the war early are over! I have no doubt that the accursed cousins of mine had something to do with this, but you complete and utter cretins have lost the war! You have all failed epically, Bismarck would have done this way better than all of you combined! I should have never appointed you four at all, you lost the battle against the French and have made me look like an incompetent fool! Why do you keep losing wars!?
Alexander von Kluck: Mein Kaiser the Entente outnumbered us 5-1 how were supposed to beat them!?
Kaiser Wilhelm II: A Frenchman is worth one fifth of a German how can you lose against those odds!?
Alexander von Kuck: Mein Kaiser, they had the British Army with them!
Kaiser Wilhelm II: It's not like you were fighting Gurkhas they are just little boys from England! What a complete failure! You know what? I think you all personally lost the battle in order prolong the war so you can usurp my throne when the people of Germany demand change! That's it isn't it? You lot and your lover Hindenburg want to name yourselves Kaiser when this is all over, well it's not going to happen! When we're on the gates of Moscow are you just going to let the Russians kill your whole army? Are you all that mad! You are all ultimately going to be blamed for the defeat of the Kaiserreich in die Weltkrieg, and why hasn't Italy joined the war! I trusted them, I guess this is what happens when you ally with a country that was beaten by little Africans! They are just as bad as the stupid communists led by Rosa! ...Even the English colonists beat Native Americans, and all they had was just stupid outdated guns and tea! I beat three African countries and even more groups of people, all the Italians have done is steal, steal, and steal! We would never lose a war in Afrika. The war has been lost, and it's all your faults.
Of course, this was one of the only occasions in which Wilhelm II was wrong, no, the war was won, eventually. Despite Russland being the enemy that was supposed to be defeated last, Russland was beaten first in 1917 after ze Bolsheviks took power and we had peace in the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk, a town in White Ruthenia. Under the terms of the treaty, the peoples of Ukraine, the Baltics, Polen, Lithuania, Finland, and White Ruthenia were to be liberated from barbaric Russian rule and were to be subject to Germanization, a very calming process of bettering peoples, and it's going on right now in the United Baltic Duchy, more and more ethnic Estonians and Latvians are coming to realize that being German isn't so bad, they are like Modern day Prussians back when Prussia was first Germanized. With the war with Russland and it's crumbling empire done with, ze Deutsches Reich looked west. First, German forces made a breakthrough on the Western Front, as Paris fell and the Loire Valley followed suit, the French once again went into White-Flag-Mode. The war was over in France, and the Italian traitors who joined the Entente were done away with and the peninsula was divided once again. At the same time, German forces were quickly transported into ze Mittelost, wiping out the British buttheads and restoring Ottoman Power in Asien. When victory was assured, the British Empire surrendered and a White Peace was formed between our two nations, but it proved to be a colossal failure to the British. But as the 'Empire on which the Sun Never Sets' fell, the German Empire only rose. With Tirpitz as Chancellor, the German Golden Age began, and so did the German Century.
November 3rd, 1926
Nanjing, German Occupied China
Even though the Weltkrieg had been won, ze Russian dogs were still a threat. Why? Because we could not allow Socialism to engulf not only Frankreich und Britain, but Russland. Ze White Russian Dogs, while they were Russian Dogs, they were the better of the Russian Dogs, and so the German Empire invaded Soviet Russia and intervened directly for the Whites, it ended in the death of the short lived Russian Soviet Socialist Republic. Now, I mentioned France and Britain were engulfed by Syndicalist Madness, it was almost like Bolshevism but it was worse. To ensure that Syndicalism would not spread, the Kaiserreich quickly took the British colonies all over the world, except their commonwealths and dominions, all in all, the British Empire only ended up retaining parts of India, Australia, Figi, New Zealand, British New Guinea, Canada, and the Caribbean, the Home Isles had descended into chaos. The Entente is what's left of Royalist Britain. But we, we came out as the mightiest country in die welt, the strongest nation, the strongest people, with the strongest will, no one could stop us. Just years after, the Republic of China called onto to us to help them in their war against the Imperialist Chinese, and we abliged, German and Chinese Friendship shall never fall because of it, and after the war, the Qing Empire was to be restored while the Republic would become a German vassal state, the AOG, our most precious crown jewl in China. But now, we have our alliance, MittelEuropa. MittelEuropa was founded as the German Alliance, including Flanders-Wallonia, Lithuania, the United Baltic Duchy, White Ruthenia, and Ukraine, but our sphere of influence includes Finland, Denmark, Polen, ze Netherlands, Ireland, and Spain. We all have one threat, Syndicalism, and that is Germany's enemy today, while we are not a war yet, it is most likely that a new Weltkrieg will breakout, and with Japan and her Rising Sun on the move once again, the Kaiserreich and it's Asian interests are in danger. Österreich-Ungarn broke apart into different confederate countries, all loyal to Austria and Hungary, but with the upcoming renegotiation's of the Habsburg Empire, it's future is uncertain. Bulgaria and the Turks are also having problems, the Serbs, Romanians, and the Greeks are all poised to spread their borders at the expense of Bulgaria, it must not happen, they are protected by us, they shall never fall. The Ottomans are facing Arabian revolts everyday, Egypt, Persia, and the tribes down south all are poised to partition the empire when it is at it's weakest, it must not happen, it will not happen. All in all, the Kaiserreich is at its turning point, the cracks in the empire are widening, but can it be stopped? Can Deutschland's Place in the Sun still be found? Only the passing of time will tell.
MittelEuropa in January 1936
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