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I think you enjoy inflicting pain on Jocelyn. I think of all that money his father had spent making him learn his letters. [Actually it might be a fairly close approximation to written English of that date; I'd expect him to write either in Latin or Norman French.] I liked the allusion to the "good advice" he thinks he is giving Fulk - wonder when Fulk will give him some really good advice - and his passing on the news that Hugh looks nothing like William. He'd better hope Richildis is the soul of discretion or the French lands will rise in support of Eleanor or be picked off by the French King -you want to be ruled by a woman? - in a diplomatic coup. Endless infinity loop, may he take the opportunity to escape his personal hell when it presents itself.

Now what does the Dowager Queen want?

It would be very inconvenient for Eleanor to fall pregnant at this stage of the campaign.

I'll never be able to look at gooseberries in the same way thanks to this AAR.
 
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Wow...

It has taken me several weeks, but I have finnaly read it all, and it is brilliant. I am pretty much lost for words at this point.


Hm...which fan clubs should I join...

I'll join the Anne, Jocelyn, Miles, Hawise, Mahaut, William, Malcolm Nefastus, and King of Scotland fan clubs.
 

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Anne? What the **** is that dolt doing there? :D

I suspect something strange going on, something wicked. Perhaps she is a witch, out to curse England? :eek:

err :wacko:

Anyhow, Joc is proving to be really nice afterall ;)
 

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actually, i don't have to check all the time. i've got it set up to send me an e-mail each day [provided someone posts something on that day] so the only time i check when there's not more story is if people comment on a day you don't put something up.

actually, it e-mails me all the new posts, so i don't Need to come look unless i want to reply, but the forum is easyer on the eyes to read than the e-mail display.

heh. my spelling is bad, though not as bad as it used to be. at least i can say i was never as bad as jocylen [who's name i'm still guessing at the spelling of every time i need to type it because scrolling down the page to check breaks my chain of thought]

hehe. Fluk and Joc's dealings with each other are... interesting.

'tis well writen as always. can't wait [well, i can, but, you know *shrugs*] to find out what happens next :cool:
 

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Sorry, my pc has been plauged with issues and now it's down completely. No idea whern i'll be able to get it back up adn running again; it's an isue I know nothing about and can't bypass. I can get on the net by borrowing my dad's very old and crappy laptop, but as you can see I can;t write on the cursed thing. The keyboard is terrible, the screen tiny and low res, and there's no mouse, so trying tov correct bthe manty typos is annexercise in fiutility, as I create more as I go. So no updates are possible until I get my desktop functional\again. :(

Hopefully it won't take long. Once I get past windows refusal to acess my c drive so i can reinstall it I'll be fine.

all my work on Eleanor is safe though, so don't worry.
 

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Heh. Your last post was almost as bad as Jocy's. :p Kidding, of course. ;) I hope the computer issues get resolved soon. It's always a pain in the a$$, I know.

I really enjoyed Jocy's attempt to write his wife, and pleased he finally felt the need to add the last line. But I also wonder - what is Anne doing there? Let's hope we get the answer soon. :)
 

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Anne was still getting dressed when Eleanor arrived. “Oh, I had not expected to see you until later.” At Adele’s tut Anne turned her head back to face front again, sitting meekly still as the maid worked at her hair.

Eleanor cast about for a seat and gave up; there were none in this cupboard of a room. Instead she stood before, out of the way. “I am always up early, you should know that by now.”

“Yes, but … well, you did just get married.”

Eleanor’s eyes rolled heavenwards. Well, there was some grain of truth in that accusation, perhaps. If Fulk had not been so neatly to hand she would not have wasted minutes trying to make the man understand that he should have woken her and told her of Anne’s arrival when he returned from his excursion. All very well for him to insist she had been asleep – that was precisely the point! Slumbering away precious time in which she could have prepared countermeasures against this unreliable stepmother of hers.

Forgetting herself, Anne turned her head again, causing Adele to scurry around to keep the braid she was working on from tearing at her lady’s scalp. “I barely saw you the day before you left, and then you went so early in the morning I did not have chance to say goodbye.”

“We had a lot to plan.” And she had wanted none of it reaching Anne’s ears, for fear of where else it may reach and what harebrained notions the girl may grow from a little knowledge.

“You look a lot less tired. Really, you do, and less worried.” A shy smile stole over the girl’s face. “There must be some truth in what they say: a good knight-”

“Yes, yes, yes,” interrupted Eleanor, feeling her cheeks flame. “So everyone keeps telling me.” A good (k)night in bed does wonders for your health. Very droll. “I had not expected you to sink to such depths; crude puns indeed!”

Far from being chastened, Anne giggled. “I think it rather clever.”

“And there is proof romance stories rot the mind,” remarked Eleanor dryly.

Anne clicked her fingers over her shoulder, prompting Adele back into action on her hair. “You are happy though; it shows.”

“Yes. Very.”

“I would not have thought it made so much difference, except in that you do not have to pretend not to care for each other.”

“It does. It is as if …” Eleanor’s search for words was not aided by the memories adjoining that which she was trying to express; most distracting, they filled her with a warm glow. If before she had known he loved her, then now a thousand thousand new proofs made that knowledge bone deep, making it something that simply was. No more secrets, no more holding back, no more fears. An awareness of him keener than before, as though some part of him had remained with her and of her with him. The simple joy of having more time with him and no longer any need for them to hide. A deep sense of peace, contentment flowing like a river under the eddies of worry, fear, strain. “It is all deeper.”

“Everyone is talking of it – the court, soldiers, servants, companions, the people you passed by. You have become one of those stories you just disdained. The princess who married her knight-”

“And lived happily ever after?”

Anne took a while to answer. “There is no ending, not yet. They all have their own ideas, coloured by what they think of it.”

Eleanor bared her teeth in a mirthless grin. “And in how many of those tales am I struck down by a righteous thunderbolt?”

The girl’s chin ducked down. “I do not like to listen to those ones, or the other nasty ones.” Her face came back up again, to regard Eleanor with shining eyes. “Do you know that in one version Fulk is my half-brother, my father’s unacknowledged son? Which is why he did so much for him, and why you agreed to the match. I think I should like that, if it were true. Brothers like Malcolm are perfectly horrid, but Fulk would be wonderful, just like Alex, and then you would be my sister-by-law as well as my stepdaughter.”

Now there was a rumour fit to get Fulk knifed in the dark. “Why are you here?”

Anne blinked, entirely guileless. “Oh, I am coming with you, of course.”

“No.”

“But”-

“No. I am not having you tag along into a war.”

“I have my own soldiers, nearly fifty men, and my own household and incomes and everything, so I would not be a burden and would be able to help.”

And spy, and heaven know what else. “No. It will not be safe.”

Anne stood up, stuck her chin in the air, and ruined the effort at a mature air by stamping a royal foot. “Then I will follow after you, and you will not be able to stop me unless you shut your gates in my face and drive me off with armed force, and then you would be declaring war on my father too, so you will not. I told you, I want to see the end of this, and I want to help. You need soldiers and money, and I have both. You asked me to help, back at the start of this, and I said I would. You used to trust me; why will you not do so now?”

Eleanor set down the bald truth. “Because you proved yourself unworthy of it.”

Anne spread her hands in a plaintive gesture. “But you are happy. It was what you wanted!”

“And I have been used as a tool to weaken England and my family, and know I will be used again and again. Fulk and I, we have been thrust into balancing on a pinhead, with death in every direction should we fall. I see no end to that balancing act, so long as we live and whatever we do. You promised to say nothing, and you broke that promise to someone who would obviously use the information against us.”

“I was trying to help.”

“You broke your sworn word.”

Anne took a deep breath. “I will … I will make up for it all to you. You can trust me; I will swear the same oaths you have your followers swear, and I will never dishonour myself again, ever. I am coming with you. I am going to help you.”





Eleanor returned to breakfast with Fulk. He broke some bread off the loaf for her. “Well?”

Eleanor slumped down opposite him. “How do I end in these situations?”

“Probably because you’re a gooseberry, my love.”

“I have a dowager queen sworn in personal loyalty to me, and her maids too. She is following us like a vassal, adding her army to ours. As if I did not have enough dubious people to watch.” With a groan Eleanor buried her face in her hands. “Her family is going to think we have taken her hostage, I know it.”

“I was wrong.” Fulk patted her on the shoulder. “It’s too much trouble for a mere gooseberry. This is the princess at work.”







Everything appears to be working now. I have never had such trouble reinstalling windows, gah! Think I shall be investing in a new primary hard drive soon; it is still sending out delayed write failed messages, and appears to be botching non-critical parts of the windows updates because it won’t copy the information correctly. :sigh: But not for a short while, anyway. I want to recover my sanity after this time first.

Chief Ragusa: No, I don’t enjoy inflicting pain of Jocelyn. I enjoy making him stressed :D Vital difference there. In pain he grumbles and moans; stressed he runs about in a frantic blur getting up to all kinds of mischief.

It’s common knowledge that Hugh looks nothing like William, and one of the things Trempy has built on in starting his opposition. It’s a bit too noticeable to hide ;)

Welcome, east_emnet. Nell asks me to enquire as to your membership of her club, and says you may join Fulk’s as well if you want. That gooseberry, so pushy! :froggy gets glared at by her royal shortness: Er, not pushy at all! Wonderful, charming, gentle as a dove, and only thinking of saving you the trouble of forgetting something you clearly intended to do. Yep, that’s it.

Avernite: They do say evil and the craft runs in families, and Malcolm is said to be the spawn of a devil … :D

Chargone: I never get the email; I have it enabled and the thread subscribed to, and I get the email notification which comes with a new PM. Oh well, nowt so queer as software.

Coz1: That last line of Jocelyn’s made the frog smile as well. It’s good to see him doing something other than whinge and mope about his situation, and start trying to alter it again. He’s been a mess ever since that unpleasant parting with his wife.

Louis! Ah ha! Two years on, and finally you are lured into posting :D ;) Is the humour qotient getting back to your liking? It picks up naturally after the wedding.

It was windows :grimaces: It had been decaying for a bit, slowly slipping down the slopes of senility with some hearty kicks from those powercuts I mentioned in this topic, and a few nudges from the occasional delayed write errors. It crashed during the driver install for my new video card (for those who don’t know, my old one was aging and ailing), which you know. You also know I’d fixed that; however it appeared that the failed first install had done a bit more damage to windows. Finally all the instability and glitching got too much to stand, so I reinstalled windows, only to find that suddenly I needed RAID drivers before the installation program could detect my HDs. Finding out why windows wouldn’t detect the drive, and the finding the drivers took two days, slogging away each evening when I returned home from work. It then took 3 days to get windows to activate itself, because Microsoft where having trouble with their network. Without an activated copy of windows most of the necessary and useful updates are blocked.



Fanclub updates:
Trempy: 3 members (getting impatient for the frog to get on with things now. Waiting is undignified, especially when the wait lasts weeks)
Anne: 3 members (Putting the alarms in the phrase “Diverse alarms and excursions”)
Fulk: 9 members (protecting the frog (and the princess talking to her) from Trempy’s menacing)
Nell: 9 members (giving the lucky amphibian a pep talk about writing quicker and dropping all these pointless activities like reading so as to get more done)
Godit: 6 members
Constance: 4 members
Hugh: 2 members
Jocelyn: 8 members (Revelling in his amazing literacy and general educated culturedness)
Richildis: 2 members ( :sigh: )
Miles: 4 members
Hawise: 3 members
Mahaut: 2 member (Yay! Another nice friend to play with! Does this mean she can have a nice new dress to play in, and a spinning top with green and red paint? Pleeeease?)
William: 2 members (Dead. Popular. Dead popular?)
Malcolm Nefastus: 6 members (off torturing puppies, or so everyone would say)
King of Scotland: 2 member
Anti-Trempy: 6 members
Anti-Aveline: 1
Anti-Hugh: 1 member

The frog club: 5 members.
 
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Good to have you back online.

Anne was almost as evasive as Eleanor. I do sympathise with Trempwick, it is after all his story, and he's had to wait weeks to reveal his plans. Nice little plot twist there that Eleanor is also illegitimate, half-sister to Anne. Sounds to me like Trempwick's work. Anne's just full of gossip and I am not sure her mouth will remember her vow - trained she could find out quite a lot.

It is a mite difficult to tell whether Jocelyn is in pain or just under stress 'cause he grumbles a lot. Jocelyn and Anne in the same party ... tasty.
 

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No, no, Eleanor is definitely William and Joanna's daughter! Completely legitimate, very royal, and not a speck of doubt on her status. Anne meant that if the false rumour about Fulk being her father's bastard son was true, that would make him her half brother. Anyone marrying her half brother would then be her sister-in(by)-law.
 

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Anne is nuts. Completely.

And smart enough to understand how she can satisfy her nuttiness. I suppose it can only be a boost to your status as Earl to have a Queen sworn to serve you, but in this case, I am not too sure. :D

Anyhow, great update. And good luck getting the last things working again.
 

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Ah, it's Fulk who is the bastard.You established that very early on; son of a knight and a serving girl. That's what threw me, because the King of Scotland could not have been his father. I was left wondering just how many times Joanna had been unfaithful, whether her lovers were legion that she had to keep a list of names?

The little gooseberry has those who remain of Sir Miles' contingent, her own troops, those from Anne, from the King of the Scots, from Malcom Nefastus, and Jocelyn all on his lonesome.

The letter Jocelyn sent home might change things. Richildis may take it upon herself to arrange for men to be sent to her husband as befits his status and then decides to write to all the Lords of English France asking for men to aid Eleanor. The arrival of a couple of thousand french troops would further complicate the succession war in England. And if they should accidentally address Eleanor as Queen, what is Hugh to think?
 
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So Anne is determined to follow along. I suppose it's more fun that being at home with the Scots King and nasty Malcolm. ;)

Good to hear that things are back online. Now how goes it with Trempy? Hopefully perfectly awful. :D
 

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Hunting. Sit on horse, chase, kill. Repeat ad nausium. Not Trempwick’s idea of a day well spent. Ah, but he hunted a different quarry. So he made a show of enjoyment. Talked with his noble host. Talked with the noble guests. And obligingly didn’t mention politics. No need to. These midland lords had heard him. Dithered still, most of them. Unwilling to side, to risk their own positions. Ah, but he hunted them. And he didn’t need a spear.

The day passed. Blood was spilled. More prey found. It escaped. More prey found. Repeat over and over.

Finally they found the boar. Trempwick thought it well to distinguish himself a little here. Managed to stab it in the shoulder while it distracted itself with another fool. Not a kill, but brave. Protecting the fool who had stepped in front of the lethal animal. Risking his own life as the furious beast turned on him.

Later he felt nauseous at the risk. One goring tusk could have put an end to all! As deplorable as battle, this. As necessary. The fragility of human life was petrifying. The fragility of causes which hung upon those slender threads, outright terrifying.

The messenger rode up as they butchered the boar. At last!

The message was for Trempwick. Of course. He stepped to one side to read it. Scanned the lines, to ensure the passage of time was believable. Now! Let it all loose! He let out a cry of pure anguish. Cried, “No!” Dropped to his knees, pounded at the bloodied dirt with his fists. The letter crumpled in his fist, becoming befouled by the ground. “No!” Drive fist to earth again, with more anger! “I will kill them!” Sob, restrained sob. A person on the brink of destruction but struggling manfully to hold on. And days of pent up feeling unleashed.

The cattle stopped their babble. Stared. Oh, he had their attention now.

His host, the noble Earl of Stafford, asked, “What the devil has happened?”

Expected a coherent answer from a man in this state? Trempwick disappointed him. “I will kill them! I swear it! All of them! Oh, Christ God! Nell. Oh my poor Nell.” Sob some more.

It … hurt. It had been hurting since that first message. He had kept it dammed up. Hurt. Amazed him how much. She had turned from him.

Too late to stop. Too late to go back. Now there was only onwards. Committed. Path chosen, set, begun, half walked. And he would not go back if he could. Had no choice. The bastard or Nell, one or other must rule. It could not be the bastard.

Choked out, “They will pay in blood!” He hurled the message to the ground in Stafford’s rough direction.

The man was slow. Slow to take the hint. Slow to pick up the message. Slow to read it. So God-damned slow! “My God!” he exclaimed, after reading. Went pale. Crushed the parchment in his own fist. Nearly cast it to the ground; aborted the motion at the last instant.

Babble. They asked what it said. What could possibly cause such reactions?

Now, aim the arrow. Trempwick gained his feet, unsteady, filled with barely controlled fury. “He has given my wife to the Scots.” Battle for control … almost nearly close to an honest battle. “They have-” Choke on the words. Crush out the burning embers of respect for her gambit. Of pride in her. Let only the passion rule. “They have-“ voice failed again. He felt wetness on his face, and knew the tears to be honest. His student, his Nell, years in the teaching, in the raising, one of the rare limited few whom he had trusted with his truths, with his naked unarmoured self. And she had turned on him.

Stafford jumped in eagerly, if with most fittingly grim tone. “They have married her to her bodyguard. A bastard nothing jumped up to earl of a new-made pitiful scraping of land.”

Outrage. Predictable outrage. Fitting, oh so very fitting outrage. A married woman handed off to another – despicable! It was against the laws of man and God. A noble to a nothing – ghastly! Against the natural order of mankind, against all decency. An English princess married off by the Scots – insolent! It was none of theirs to dabble in. The bastard treating his sister so – shameful! Against all codes of good conduct, against all sense. The bastard employing such underhand methods to discredit and dispose of his rival, the rightful heir – intolerable! He demeaned his ‘own’ blood so as to grasp more tightly his ill-gotten gains.

“Married?” Trempwick spat. “Married? Put it plain – they have made her the plaything of a peasant. My wife! Our rightful queen! They may call it what they will, but those with eyes see through it.” Yes, subtle prompting: those with sense see it his way, those without don’t. “Do not be fooled that they call him part noble – I know the truth of him. A de la Bec? Never! He is the son of a peasant called Emma and a William Destier, once a minor lord of a small fief centred about Walton. A nothing!”

One of the local lordlings grasped at the letter and started to read it himself. “It says she appeared to be willing.” Sounded incredulous.

Key: it was hard to believe a princess would marry so low of her own will. Greatly easier to believe in foul play. Greatly easier again when the present civil war was considered.

The fact included in this letter so he could combat it here and now. “Appeared?” Trempwick laughed bitterly. “How many ‘willing’ brides have you seen marrying someone they do not want with a pretence of cheer because their lives will become insufferable if they do not? Or grooms, for that matter. There are many ways to make someone marry where they do not wish to, and do so with an appearance of gladness.”

Some other was nodding. “True. And she would be very alone out there, without support of her own.”

Don’t give them time to think. Keep them focused on the distraught husband, the bad of the situation. “I will destroy those responsible! I will burn Scotland to ashes, and mount the bastard’s head on a spike! And as for that peasant they have handed her to …!” Let them imagine what he would do. Save his imagination. A quick knife to the throat would be his choice: fast, clean, effective. Hardly the stuff of vengeful legend.

Would Nell forgive him? No. Pain. If he succeeded she would be queen and she would hate him. But. Overall view: her feeling toward him did not matter. Couldn’t help but add: on the relative scale of things. Duty and what must be was larger than one person. And … Tentative hope: she may understand.

The tide of melancholy was strong; he succumbed. “I should have torn Waltham to pieces at the start. I should have done more. Anything but leave her in the hands of that usurping scum.” Closed his eyes, shoulders sagged, let it all go to despair.

Stafford said, “You did not have the resources. You would have failed.”

“And I will fail again.” He made a small, empty movement with his right hand. “If I go north to her the bastard will cut me off and crush me with the aid of his ill-gotten ally.”

“Not if you still have a strong presence in the south …”

Trempwick looked up. Allowed hope to glimmer in his face.

Stafford cast a quick glance about his vassals. Stood tall. “I will not follow a man with such contempt for his own royal bloodline. As good as a kinslayer – prince Hugh could never be trusted. We would live in fear of his next depravity. After this there can be no doubt he is capable of anything.”

Assorted agreement of an aggressive tone. Some silent faces … but Trempwick had never expected to convert all. And he did not need to win all hearts to make men follow. If sufficient came to his side others would follow to promote themselves. To gain.

The earl’s son elbowed forward, aglow with the senselessly hot blood of youth. “And I, for one, will not suffer the Scots meddling in our affairs! To treat our royal blood like his vassal?” The idiot drew and brandished his hunting knife. “Here’s my answer for him!”

The earl clapped his son on the shoulder approvingly. “It’s been many long years since Langholm. Time to remind those wild louts of our superiority! We slaughtered them then, and we’ll do it again!”

Posturing. Trempwick sighed in the safety of his heart. Always the same when talking war. The speaker’s group is superior to the other. Slights are trotted out, always from the same narrow group. Nobility, courage, easy victory, all this garbage spoken of. The past called on; victories remembered and to be emulated, defeats to be avenged. Blah, blah, talk, talk, yatter, yatter. Because men needed their courage stoking. Because the current enemy must be rendered safely faceless and subhuman, to spare conscience and ease killing.

The hunt was abandoned. The castle erupted into action. Beginning the first stages of the muster. Planning the defence of the homelands with garrisons and patrols. Planning the offensive. Messages, scores of messages sent: to summon allies, to call up vassals, to spread word of what the bastard had done and call the neutral to arms, to coordinate with the army still fighting on the Welsh border, word sent to the loyalists in the North informing them of the aid soon to be on its way.

Alone at last after an exhausting day, Trempwick sat by the fire and toyed with a drink. To think. As was his custom.

“Ah, Nell,” he murmured. “Did you never think it could be used so?” A deathblow, parried and used to launch a new attack.

His mother still kept occupied a goodly portion of the bastard’s army. A good risk she had accepted: being a visible target to distract and divide. In Rochester she could hold for months, half a year, mayhap more. Unless the bastard threw away men in great quantity assaulting the walls. Which he wouldn’t. And with the strength Trempwick was gathering now he could …

So many options.

But first, he had need of securing more midland lords. One earl and the majority of his followers was not enough to be decisive. So he must ride out, and play the distraught husband some more.







Perhaps now Trempwick will stop menacing me?

At long last, the answer as to what is happening with Trempy and his mother. All part of the plan :D

Avernite: Anne would like to protest that she is not nuts. She is a dedicated friend, and eager to make up for her tiny little not-really-a-mistake-anyway-because-it-got-them-married.

Chief: It’s a gossipy rumour, as Anne explains. Not true at all. She mentioned it because she thought they might find it funny.

I imagine the armies are difficult to track now, thanks to all the contingents. Sort of thing which needs some kind of magic ‘always correct for the phase of the story’ chart placed in an easy to reference location, right next to a nice in-depth map which helpfully updates itself to show conquests and such like. It goes:
Nell: Her own bodyguard, Miles’ men (who are headed to England and only marching with them for a bit longer), Hugh’s loaned men, Anne’s soldiers and Anne herself, Jocelyn and his not quite 20 men.
Fulk: his own band of mercenaries, the king of Scot’s men

Cliffracer: Aw, now that’s just mean :p Wanting poor Nell to worry to death, tut tut tut :shakes head:

Coz1: Awful in a way. But good in others. The overall balance depends on which you consider more important out of Nell’s heart and the war. Poor old Trempy.
 

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And Trempwick scores to again take the lead. Will Hugh be able to get even again?

I wub trempy!

(And great speed with updating again already, jay! :D )
 

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You've got to love the spin control Trempy puts on this letter. He's saying just enough to let others think that certain things are their own thoughts when in fact he is doing all the sowing and planting and allowing them to believe what he wants them to believe. Incredible work of spin doctoring.

His obvious obsession with Nell and his willingness to do whatever it takes to get her back and put her on the throne next to him so that he can control the kingdom is obvious. What is surprising is that he thinks it would work. His spinning of the situation gets some of his followers to hate her and they wouldn't be willing to follow her next to himself no matter what. Sometimes spinning something the way he has ensures that he cannot do what he thinks he can do later. Which is install her next to him once more and have everyone be thrilled about it.

I see him continuing in this vein, and not realizing that he is slashing his own wrists at the same time. Not that it will matter. Nell wouldn't go back even upon pain of death. Fulk wouldn't do it either. Trempy would have to kill Fulk, and with his spin control the way it is, he has no choice BUT to kill Fulk. He has left himself no other option. Which would ensure that he receives something very unpleasant from Nell. He'll never see it coming, and it will be devastating.

Of course, I don't believe Trempy will win in the end anyway, so all that really doesn't matter.

As for Anne, I wouldn't trust her in the least. She has already proven to be unreliable. Just because she has given an oath means nothing. She has proven that an oath means nothing to her. OF course Nell is using the old adage of keep an ally close and an enemy closer. That way Nell can keep an eye on Anne. But I still think it is going to come back and bite her...
 

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Oh you sneaked a mid-week update. It just had to be Trempwick... the bore.

Yes, a map that lights up with the numbers and movement of troops would be extremely useful. The fog of war makes it all much more interesting.

Trempy may be overlooking something of huge importance. Since he has risen in Eleanor's name and claimed that she is his wife, on what grounds will his castellans in his Earldom of Northumberland refuse entry to Eleanor?

Anne and her sense of humour!
 
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Wow, I judged a two-week absence well - to miss the entirety of the Windoze problems :D
Trempwick is a bastard. He's also doing what he thinks is right, however much it hurts. I think he may understand that he's destroying himself in doing this, but still believes it is his duty - hence the comment about a glimmer of hope that Nell *might* understand, he doesn't really believe it...just can't help but hope.
The crucial point is the one about how either Hugh or Nell must rule - and so it must be Nell, whatever it takes.
Also interesting is his sneaking regard for Nell, even as she works against him.