- Aug 19, 2004
Dedicated to the people of Haiti, in the hope of a better future.
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Section 1/301 - Presented as you like it by a petrification, Tsar of Haiti's search of lost time
02 - 1836 Louverture, Al and Jarry, Kubla Khan't, as the Crowley flies
03 - Dreams of the vast Sargasso Sea interrupted by Foucault's meow, someone's playing truant
04 - There are links hidden in the text, follow and discover the twenty seven pathways to enlightenment
05 - Louverture was not mad, raga man, there was nothing to fear, nothing to doubt
06 - They said I was mad, MAD!
07 - Does it count as deus ex machina? He's not really a god. If history is lost, you must make it anew
08 - Poor old Albert has become an unperson. She should shun the frumious Bandersnatch
09 - The Bonny situation, don't go Russian into anything
10 - It was done using chocolate bar wrappers and an empty packet of crisps
11 - Has anyone ever had a good Doppelgänger? Send answers to a random address on a postcard.
12 - It's just a load of hot air. Trickster's just one of his guises.
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14 - A guard tries to fight fate; it's quite sad really.
15 - Strangers, wild west, mysteries, oh my!
16 - Stories within stories that twist and wind and come alive! Sorry, Jorge.
17 - Sitting beside you, just out of sight, can't relax or get away. Who is her accomplice?
18 - No escape from her history. The best ship yet
19 - This isn't going to end well
20 - Cruel or kind, it's on the tip of my tongue, slipping off the edge of my mind.
21 - Look at all those mythology references! It's like a symbolic orgy of...stuff.
22 - What's his name? Nnnng. It's like a game of hide and seek.
23 - The chronicles long forgotten remembered, an old seadog shows her true colours.
24 - Paradise or wilderness, wilderness and paradise? Good people do bad things, sometimes
25 - They have to be named after American states (and their pets). It's the Law.
26 - It's in the sky, the air, the sea, it's all around us. It can be seen when the lights go out.
27 - Hurrah for arbitrary subdivisions. Psychosis neurosis psychosis neurosis.
Section 2/328 - No country for anyone any more, guardian angels or guardian demons - one and the same?
29 - The electricity fails, the Grid collapses, and we are bathed in candlelight.
30 - It might work out well in Narnia, but this is Haiti.
31 - Silver merely shines in the reflected glory of gold. Sunday is holy day.
32 - Fight the sun! It's hard when there are no clouds...
33 - When things are looking bad, you can always count on them to somehow get even worse.
34 - One might say she's also been turned into a type of bird.
35 - It's like those mirrors that reflect to infinity...
36 - Maybe her grip on reality is too good?
37 - She spent most of her time reading tvtropes.org rather than doing the paperwork.
38 - That thirty eight is creeping me out, seriously make it go away! Aargh!
39 - Someone is discovering that sometimes gambles really don't pay off.
40 - It turns out she's like, totally a cosmic emo or something!
41 - .sdrawkcab lla s'ti lleh eht tahW Mirror?
42 - This one's worthy of deep thought
43 - That's interesting, that's very interesting...
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45 - It's best not to waste these opportunities
46 - There's nowhere to run when the monsters are in your head
47 - Someone knows what was written, despite the puzzle of the glyphs
48 - If he had been Haitian he wouldn't have even noticed she was gone
49 - Those Mayan calendar numbers add up to 70, and 49 is 70% of 70! OMG
50 - They say that with the lights out, it's less dangerous.
51 - Six might give some clues here. Circe shall conquer the truth.
52 - This update is not false. The only choice is blue.
53 - I need sleep, I sleep need, urrgh.
54 - Uchronic madness, wait so hmm, that's a bit odd, don't you say?
Section 3/355 - Third of three commencing
56 - Your wish is my command....just be careful, very very careful
57 - my pary is with the father, I'm truley sorry for your lots
58 - Just some stuff with factories etc, plus Somalia for some reason
59 - All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again
60 - All is fair in love and cliffhangers
61 - The cold embrace of the sea, the wine dark sea...
62 - Sometimes the world is a vial place...vial place, geddit? Ah forget it.
63 - She could not die and we never found out why
64 - Nan fen a, renmen nan ou fè ki egal a renmen nan ou pran.
65 - Constantia is also a port of the Black Sea, in Romania. Which is nice.
66 - It's those silly numbers again. All through your life, 369, 369, 369.
67 - The ungrateful dead, dead tired and running out of time.
68 - There are no lions in the Scottish highlands after all.
69 - It's probably a good thing that Molly doesn't appear in this particular chapter.
70 - Nope, can't think of anything to put here
71 - Still can't think of anything...oh yes, merry yuletide!
72 - Circe is going to be the hostess with the mostest!
73 - Bad is good when bad is done to be purposefully bad. I think. Or not.
74 - Fee fie foe fum, I smell the blood of a...Haitian woman?
75 - Ooh now that's a bit of a spanner in the old works, isn't it now?
76 - Conquering the sun is not as easy as all that, fool!
77 - The future is not ours to see, que sera, sera, blah blah blah
78 - It's not over, not over, not over, not over yet! Just 3 (hehe) left to go.
79 - The imminent finishing of the infinite and the eternal, of which this is the first part of two.
80 - The imminent finishing of the infinite and the eternal, of which this is the second part of two.
81 - Forget about the world and listen to the birdsong, poo-tee-weet, poo-tee-weet