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Titans.

France. Spain. Poland-Lithuania. The far-off Empires of Russia and the greatly feared Turk.

Titans all.

There are a great many lesser nations in Europe as well, and these were somewhat like litters of puppies….tending to gravitate around and orbit the Titans in a way not unlike a small dog walks at the feet of his Master. And, like dogs, though these smaller nations may hope desperately for a measure of greatness or importance, mostly they get table scraps.

This is the story of one of those tiny nation-states, land locked in central Europe. A “small dog” of a nation not content to be forever chained to one of the great powers in Europe. A nation whose heart and ambition were far greater than the size of her holdings. This is the story of a Land and a People who would not be marginalized or kept down. I saw to that personally. This is their story, and mine. Welcome to the tale of the Lands of Lorraine….

Author’s Note: This game was played out using IGC2.3/EU1.09 on “Hard” settings with AI aggressiveness set to “normal” – Missions were “on” (although many of them were patently silly), and a word about cheats. Although absolutely no cheats were used to further my position, I did use the “deflation” event in order to force national bankruptcy to behave the way it’s supposed to (per the manual) Note that this was not a perfect fix, but any time the event was used, I erred on the side favoring the computer (ie – I never just used the event to give myself a break and I only used it when the 33% reduction would put me somewhere close to what the actual inflation rate, post-bankruptcy was supposed to be). This was done because guiding the nation through a series of “controlled financial breakdowns” was central to my overall strategy. Besides that, there was nothing. No re-loads to get a better result or the “desired” result, no use of any events to further my position in the game. Nothing. For better or worse, the chips fell where they fell. I should also note that this is actually my second attempt at the IGC with this nation. My first one met a gruesome end about 105 years into the game, when I forcibly annexed one too many of the Germanic states and was the recipient of a European gang bang. We held on for 36 months and got a white peace with all parties involved, but at that point (93% inflation, before I thought of using the “deflation event”) it was hopeless, so I gave in and began again.

OoO

Prologue

My name is Hansen Verje, of Bavaria, and yes, that is a sigil ring you see on my finger. The pyramid with the all-seeing eye of the Illuminati.

On December 3rd, 1491, I presented myself to the Lord of Lorraine, King Rene II, hoping to gain a position in his court, and my credentials were, of course, impeccable. Schooled in the arts of diplomacy at the court in Paris, and a letter of recommendation in hand from the Duke of Lyonnais, King Rene II had little difficulty accepting me into his court.

There was, however, a bit of disbelief on his part, that one of my skill, station, and training would want to serve in the (then) relatively minor Court of Lorraine. I remember the conversation as though it took place just yesterday, though King Rene is long-dead as I sit and pen these words….

OoO

“…but a man of your obvious skill and training could gain a position in any court in Europe….why then, would you seek to ply your trade here. We are a small, nay, insignificant nation with little to recommend us.”

“For now, that is true, My Lord, but I can see the gleam of ambition in your eyes, and if you but allow me into your service, I solemnly pledge to help you turn this tiny nation with little to recommend it into an Empire worthy of your blood’s ambition.”

The King contemplated for a long moment, his eyes straying to my sigil ring and weighing the truth of my words.

“Very well, My Lord Verje. Welcome to the Court of Lorraine. I think you may find that we are not destined for the heights of greatness you aspire to, and therefore feel that you may be wasting both your time and talents, but you are certainly are welcomed to try. I would wager that it stands to be a grand adventure at the very least, and the men of Lorraine are nothing if not filled with adventurous spirit.”

I smiled at him then. “My Lord, you have no idea….”

We sat down at the table the King used when meeting with his War Captains and talked long into the night….

OoO

December 4, 1491
The King looked at me as though I was stark-raving mad. “You want to do what?!” He asked incredulously.

“Trust me, My King. I spent four years in the courts of Helvetia, studying the ways of the money-lenders there. I daresay I know finance better than anyone in your kingdom, and I’m telling you with absolute certainty that this plan will work.”

“Never minding the money for a moment…” He sputtered, “But Spain is the most powerful nation in all of Europe! Who are we to declare war on such a mighty nation?”

I smiled a knowing smile and flashed my sigil ring before him, the gold from it reflecting brilliantly in the lamplight.

“Illuminatus at my side or no,” He said in a troubled tone, “I still fail to see the wisdom of attacking the mightiest power in all of Europe, honorable Lord Verje.”

“Ahhh, but that’s just the thing, My King. In the first case, no one will be expecting such audacity, and that works very much to our benefit. In the second case, we will not do it alone….a war of this magnitude requires us to seek strong allies, and in this case, considering their bitter rivalry, I suggest France as our best choice.”

“But you said that eventually we’d need to….”

I held up a hand, and the King fell silent. “Indeed…but let us not get ahead of ourselves. The French need not be made aware of our eventual aims, and for the moment, their long-standing and bitter rivalry with the Spaniards can be made to work to our advantage.

Silence ruled the room.

“And what of our army? We have all of ten thousand soldiers, and our engineers, although they have gained plans for siege guns, have not yet the means for constructing any. In short, Lord Verje, your plan calls for us to attack the mightiest nation in Europe with siege guns that exist only on parchment, call upon allies we do not have, and field an army that we cannot afford.”

“Precisely.” I told him with a smile. “Precisely.”

“And when, pray tell, do you propose that we launch this war that will surely doom us?”

“Well, the first step, of course, will be to seek entrance into the French alliance and gain favor there.” My mind was already turning. I was at least somewhat well known in the court of Paris, and determined that once I had the King more-or-less behind my bold (some would say foolhardy and reckless) plan, I would attend to the Paris matter personally. There was no other way.

“This is madness.” The King murmured.

He was right, and it was delightful.

OoO

January 1st, 1492
Bailiff appointed in Lorraine to assist with the levying of taxes. The peasantry is none too happy with the new development, but then, they rarely are happy at all, and it is necessary for the glory of Lorraine, so it is done.

February 1st, 1492
At a dinner party held in honor of our War Captains and the Nobility of Lorraine, the King decrees that we, as his loyal subjects, are charged with the mission of conquering the French province of Champagne. Cringing at the thought, having already set an appointment to meet with the Peers of the Realm in Paris (in hopes of gaining admittance into their Alliance), I mutter a half-hearted “we’ll try,” and pray that he does not remember his decree in the morning.

April 6th, 1492
I, Lord Verje of Lorraine, ride to Paris to personally attend the Court there, and ask that Lorraine be admitted into the mighty French alliance. I make a strong case and a good impression on the King of France, declaring that if admitted, the King of Lorraine will pledge to take personal charge of driving the cursed Spaniards from the low country.

All of the Low Country.

I’m not sure if those in attendance in the Court of Paris were more shocked or amused. They were impossibly bold words for such a tiny nation as ours, and yet, our request for admission into the alliance of France (along with Brittney, Savoy, and the Papal States) was granted, and our relationship with France further improved by the French King’s proposal of a Royal Marriage to bind us closer. I accepted on the King’s behalf, and began making a mental list of his best-looking unwed family members. We had to impress the French Titans. That was crucial.

We had our ally. We had the will (well…I had the will at least, and was still working on the King). Now all that remained was the means.

April 18th, 1492
After a hastily arranged meeting with some Swiss moneylenders, I borrowed 400 ducats in the King’s name, without consulting him. After a bout of fuming and threatening me with grievous bodily harm, he came to his senses, seeing the necessity of it all, and then ordered the training of 6,000 Infantry and a like number of Cavalry. The clang of steel can be heard all over Lorraine as our army prepares to more than double in size.

April 26th, 1492
After meeting with the King to gain his approval, I appoint one Colonel Jaeger to the head of the Army of Lorraine. An excellent detail man, he immediately takes charge of handling the recruitment, and in the evenings, he and I sit down to write what will become Lorraine’s Doctrines of War (highlights provided below)

Lorraine’s War Doctrine (The Articles of Snow)

Facts: Lorraine is preparing for war with the mightiest nation in all of Europe. We lack both manpower, and the ability to fight a protracted war. We can field one good army, and that’s it. No more for us. Therefore, we must:

1) Never risk the Army of Lorraine. Never fight toe to toe with any enemy. Run from their armies at every turn, unless we have overwhelming numerical superiority.

2) The overriding goal of Lorraine in any confrontation is to increase our lands. Thus, our armies will be designed with siege warfare in mind, and be as balanced as we can possibly make them.

3) In the event of scouts reporting an enemy army moving in the direction of our siege forces, the Army Commander must decide whether to continue the siege or to run (per item #1, above).

In short, we must be as snow. Falling silently, and without apparent pattern on our objectives, and melting away the moment things heat up.

Brothers In Arms:
Wherever possible, we should let our stronger and more numerous allies do the heavy fighting for us, while we move in with precision, toward pre-selected objectives.

Uses of Cavalry:
Cavalry should be kept separate from the rest of the army whenever possible, and used to cover targeted territories to prevent enemy recruitment and/or to cut off supply routes for enemy soldiers, allowing attrition to whittle down the raw numbers of our enemies.

OoO

July 10th, 1492
The Army of Lorraine, under Col. Jaeger now numbers 15,000 Infantry and 7,000 Cavalry, giving Lorraine the largest standing force in the region.

October 5th, 1492
Diplomats are sent to The Palitinat, Kleves, Hessen, and Brandenburg to arrange Royal Marriages with all. Without exception, they agree to our offers, thus binding us a bit closer to our Germanic neighbors.

December 1, 1492
Our engineers complete the first prototype siege cannon for Lorraine. I inform them to gather as many laborers as they can find, because with the dawning of the new year, I’ll be ordering many. A great many.

January 1, 1493
Again, I approach the Swiss moneylenders, and arrange for 600 ducats in the King’s name. Money in hand, I order the construction of 80 siege guns, 1,000 additional cavalry, and 2,000 additional Infantry. The army of Lorraine is almost ready. Surprisingly, when the King learns of what I have done, he barely raises an eyebrow. Whether this means that he’s fully behind the war now, and convinced that we can succeed, or simply that it’s getting more and more difficult to shock the man, I am not certain. Nonetheless, we’re several steps closer….

May 5th, 1493
The Army of Lorraine stands at 17,000/8,000/80, and we are at last ready to strike. The King, though he is still not quite convinced that we can win a war with Spain seems more than game enough to try it, and gives a rousing speech to our eager troops. Rumor held that the roar of our men could be heard halfway to Paris.

May 9th, 1493
The tiny nation of Lorraine shocks the world and declares war on the Empire of Spain. Silence reigns across the land for a number of days as all of Europe digests this news. Surely the report must be false. Tiny Lorraine? She couldn’t! They would not dare declare against such a power as Spain!

But it is so, and our die is cast. Lorraine’s bid for empire begins!

May 12th, 1493
Col. Jaeger takes a detachment of 5,000 Infantry and all 80 of our Siege Guns north to Lux., leaving the balance of the Army of Lorraine at the capitol for the moment. The nations in the proud French alliance all rally to Lorraine’s banner, and France, The Papal States, Brittney, and Savoy all begin preparing for war. Of course, all of Spain’s allies also rally: Milan, Naples, Scotland(?), England, and their newest addition, The Palintat, who has a largish 15,000 man force just to the east of us. They immediately begin marching on Lorraine, and the army there, under the command of one Colonel Huber, decides NOT to follow the War Doctrines we so carefully drafted, and waits in Lorraine for the enemy….

June 21st
Lux is besieged by Col. Jaeger and his 80 guns. Immediately, the minimally fortified town begins to feel the effects of our artillery, but Jaegar’s scouts report that a force of some 2,000 Spanish Regulars is moving south to engage him in an attempt to break the siege. Given the speed at which the town’s defenses are crumbling, Jaeger decides to stand firm and greet them with Cannon and Pike when they arrive.

July 5th
The Army of Pfalz assaults Col. Huber’s forces in Lorraine and meets a crushing defeat in the span of only two days. Huber’s force loses less than a thousand men, all told, while the Palintat’s army is reduced from 15,000 to just over 6,000. A stunning first victory for Lorraine, and a huge morale boost for our forces!

July 11th
Two thousand Spanish Regulars (all infantry), assault the siege works in place at Lux. They are shattered and driven off by a single volley of Jaeger’s relentless guns, and the Siege of Lux. Continues.

Meanwhile, our scouts and spies report that a massive army of 33,000 (or more!) French troops is assaulting the Spanish territory of Frenche Compte. It appears that the territory will not be in Spanish hands for long.

August 6th
Lux. Falls to the Army of Lorraine, and Col. Jaeger immediately marches for Brussels. Our scouts report a large (17,000+) Spanish army marching south from Friesen. Jaeger keeps close watch on their progress, but is not deterred.

August 18th
Lorraine’s troops under the command of Col. Huber leave Lorraine and march on the Spanish province of Artois, with plans to besiege the place. I order the immediate conscription of additional troops (3,000/2,000/20) , which takes most of our remaining funds. It has been determined that the Spaniards marching from Friesen are heading for Lorraine herself. The tiny nation braces for Spanish fury.

September 9th
Seeing an opportunity for true greatness, Col. Jaeger leaves Brussels alone, and marches instead for Flandres, the Jewel of Spain’s northern holdings. On October 12th, the city is under siege. Artois comes under siege some eight days prior to the siege of Flandres, but in a terrifying development, Lorraine is besieged by the Spanish at about this same time. We must bring the war to a rapid conclusion if we are to see gains.

October 20th
Our new recruits from Lorraine are driven off by the Spaniards, but so far, Lorraine’s walls are standing firm (no cannon among the Spanish attack force, much to our relief). By late December, the recruits will arrive in Artois to assist with the ongoing siege. Meanwhile, Col. Jaeger proves himself a canny artillerist, dealing a number of severe blows to the defense works of Flandres (walls at –3).

December 1st
Out of funds and unable to take additional loans, the Kingdom of Lorraine declares bankruptcy. The morale of our troops immediately suffers for it, but since we’re not fighting any armies in the field, it’s not as bad as it could be. The sieges continue, and Lorraine’s garrison continues to stand firm.

December 28th
Artois falls to Lorraine, and Huber’s command marches to Flandres to assist Col. Jaeger in bringing down that city’s mighty walls.

January 4th, 1494
While Huber is still en route to Flandres, the city falls to the ever-impressive Col. Jaeger, and the Spanish immediately send an ambassador to Lorraine, offering the territories of Lux and Flandres to us in exchange for peace.

The King is momentarily stunned into silence at this new development as he surveys the battered defense works of Lorraine. He recovers quickly, however, and graciously accepts the Spanish offer.

The siege of Lorraine is lifted.

The Spanish Army returns home.

OoO

“You called for me, My King?” I asked with more than a bit of trepidation as I entered the Chamber of War Captains and found the King, more than a little drunk, sitting at the head of that oft-used table.

“Sit….sit.” He motioned.

And I did.

“What….just happened here today?” He asked, words slightly slurring together.

“When? What do you mean, Majesty?”

“This….The Spaniards….Lorraine was beaten. Two weeks more and they’d have battered down the walls and reduced us to ashes.”

“No my friend….we were faster and better than they. In the time that it took them to gather their wits about them sufficiently to even think of striking here, we had captured two of their provinces and were on our way to taking a third. And before they could gain much ground on our defense-works, we HAD captured a third province of theirs. By whatever standard you choose to measure the war we just fought, we beat the Spaniards and we beat them soundly. That is why they offered peace on such generous terms.”

“I find myself wondering when I shall wake from this glorious dream.”

“It is no dream, My King….Lorraine’s star is rising and we are standing at the center of the birth of a new Empire.”

“Flandres.” He whispered. “The jewel of the Low Country….Mine.”

“Yours.” I agreed, smiling fondly at this sometimes simple man who was fast becoming more than King to me, but friend as well. “Yours.”

And I left him to his drink and dreaming, while I went to my bed chamber to plan out the next step in Lorraine’s bid for Empire.

*End of Segment One*
(Note – Dates might be off slightly….left notes at home when I came to work this morning!)
-=Vel=-
 
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A pleasure to read. So what is your inflation rate after this first bankruptcy?

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Hail Storey! Having lurked here for some three weeks and read a great many fantastic AAR's, I was hoping I could do the format justice. As to my Inflation rate...I've observed that the actual results of financial meltdown in the game are opposite (and then some!) what the manual says....after my first meltdown, my inflation rate should have been 2%, but was 25%. After using the deflation event (which was supposed to knock a flat 33% off of the rate), inflation is still running at 6%, which is higher than it should be, but quite livable...and, I'm getting ready to do it again....) ;)

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Your words almost had me cheering ~Go Lorraine!~ Wow! You kicked some Spanish butt! :) Keep it up!
 

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Great AAR! Keep it up!
 

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*author's note*
Just wanted to say thank you to everyone who's given me a warm welcome thus far! I'm glad you're enjoying the tale, and I must say, I'm having a good time writing it!

And, because I needed to "set up" the next installment, I decided to put virtual pen to virtual paper and spin out a little more, which you'll find below....enjoy! :)

Interlude:

For weeks following the stunning war between Lorraine and Spain, the Royal Court of Paris was all abuzz. What had prompted such bold and unexpected action from Lorraine? How had the tiny nation accomplished such a stunning victory? Suddenly, King Rene was something of a celebrity and very much in demand in Paris. He was invited personally by the King of France to a dinner held in his honor, but given the fragile (nay, broken would be the better word) condition of his now greatly expanded realm, he politely declined the invitation, sending me in his stead so he could personally attend to the needs of his People.

That’s just the sort of man he was. (Politely) turning down the greatest King in our alliance to spend time looking after the peasants in his realm. Soothing their fears (and with all the troubling talk about the national treasury having been utterly depleted to pull off our astonishing victory over the Spaniards, there were a great many fears to be soothed).

I went of course, and explained all to the King of France, who could not very well have looked down upon the man who, despite impossible odds, bested the Spaniards on the field of battle and came away with two prize provinces as spoils of war, and so the King of Lorraine was given a certain amount of latitude at Court, and easily forgiven for declining the dinner invitation.

It was just as well that he didn’t attend, actually. The word most commonly used to describe our nation now suddenly thrust into the spotlight was “plucky,” as in:

“…those plucky men of Lorraine certainly handed the Spaniards their collective arses!”
and,
“….who would have thought that the plucky little Kingdom of Lorraine would have been up to the task.”

Of course, I didn’t mention that particular word to the King upon my return to Lorraine. I merely passed along the collective word from our allies that they were grateful to Lorraine for her service to the alliance, and immeasurably proud of the way in which we acquitted ourselves in the war with Spain.

The problem with our first success was that everyone in the alliance (including our French masters) essentially regarded it as a fluke. Something we’d be hard pressed to do again, and although the dinner conversation was unfailingly polite, I detected a somewhat disturbing undercurrent.

Privately, people were saying that Lorraine could never hope to hold her new lands against the Spaniards. The loss of Flandres was not something they’d simply take lying down, and that peace was offered in order to give the Spanish time to recover from the surprise, regroup and recruit. Once they did, the thinking went, they’d simply seize the territory lost and crush all of Lorraine’s aspirations for greatness.

That angered me, for unbeknownst to all present, I had been the one who orchestrated the whole affair, and it spoke ill of my abilities.

It hadn’t been a fluke, and if the need arose, we really COULD do it again.

Couldn’t we?

So long as our alliance with France remained firm, could not the same basic strategy be used again to further our hold on the low country, and further diminish Spanish presence in the region?

Or perhaps I was just deluding myself.

Nonetheless, I danced the delicate dance of politics at the Court of France, graciously accepted the praise for our performance in the war with Spain, and drank the French King’s wine, all the while trying my best to keep the swirl of unsettling thoughts which swam through my head from showing on my face, lest any of our Peers of the Realm read that as a sign that their privately-made comments might be well-founded.

Hindsight.

A marvelous thing, really.

And looking back on that evening at Court, it strikes me as almost funny, for no one present that evening could ever have guessed that the winds of war would blow again soon….much sooner than any expected, in fact. And when they did, the tiny nation of Lorraine would be called upon to not only defend her new holdings, but to repeat her earlier stunning victories against Spain. And where our early battles had been won with the element of surprise firmly on our side, the next war would bring us face to face with an enemy who knew us and our tactics well. An enemy with vengeance in her heart, and bloodshed on her mind.

In short, although we did not know it that evening at Court, Lorraine would soon be all alone in the low country. Alone, and facing the full weight of Spanish fury and military might. It would not be a war fought on our terms and with the intent of increasing our lands, but a war for the very survival of our tiny nation, and it would tax the nation’s courage and resolve like nothing that had come before it, and, save for one other event in Lorraine’s history, like nothing since.

All alone in the crowded Court Chamber of Paris, I drank, and thought.

And worried.

-=Vel=-
*End of Interlude*
 
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*jawdrop* If you stop writing I'll find you and make you write. I love the single person style AAR, but... what happens when yer still alive after 200 years and people start to wonder? I would try to write like that but I'd just destroy the whole style for anyone who reads mine first. :D
In summary, Excellent.
 

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Great style!!!!! :) :)

Now... I hope you are going to dispose of your French allies when you're done eating spain ;) (switch aliances).

I for one am eagerly awaiting the next 'episode' :)
 
Very nice stuff. Just one technical note about the bankruptcy event. The manual says that this causes deflation but the only "disadvantage" that the game result of deflation is that everything becomes cheaper. The IGC game has replaced the "deflation" with an inflation event so that after bankruptcy, everything should be more expensive and the "deflation" event that you are using is simply allowing you to spend other peoples money and then never pay it back.

Quite frankly, if I were the Swiss bankers that you've mentioned, I'd get myself a nice tidy mercenary army to get my money back.
 

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Hey guys, and g'morning! I came to work with notes in hand, so with any luck, and if nothing major breaks around here this morning, I'll be able to settle in with some tea and try to make sense of the frantic chicken scratches I made during the course of the game!

And to Coeur de Lion: An excellent point about essentially getting a lot of money for "free," but ***believe me***, even as it's described in the book (with deflation immediately following), bankruptcy is not for the squemish and carries with it some pretty punishing penalties. The drop in stability is every bit as severe as you face when making a declaration of war without a CB on a nation of the same faith (-3), and the morale hit (all your troops go into the fight "disciplined" rather than "strong") is just crushing if you're forced into battle--and it lasts for five years!

Considering the nature of the penalties that bankruptcy already imposes, and considering that there are only two reliable ways to reduce inflation (Governors and Bankruptcy), I felt justified in making use of the deflation event to force National Bankruptcy to behave as the manual indicates that it should.

In fact, after I read the manual and played a few "test games," I became convinced that a viable strategy could be fashioned around the idea of carefully guiding a nation (and especially a small nation) through a series of controlled financial meltdowns to finance growth. This, in turn, helped shaped the strategies I use when fighting with the armies I have available--knowing that I will be spending hefty chunks of time with relatively lower morale troops has made me extremely reluctant to engage enemy armies in the field.

The most telling downside to the whole bankruptcy thing though, is when you have to use your weakened troops in battle after battle with rebels...UGH...lower starting morale generally means longer battles with more losses....:( But, if it didn't have a number of downsides, I'd have to call it a cheat! ;)

Anyway...because I have a tendency to ramble, and because if I talk too much more about the thinking that went into the strategy used it may "give away" a few things in the AAR, I'll hush now, and set about writing up the next segment....:)

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Something wicked this way comes....

On the way back from the Court of Paris, still half drunk on French wine, I had the good fortune to meet up with Prince Antoine II, eldest son of the King, who was in between school terms in Paris, on leave for a month, and bound for Lorraine to visit his father and perhaps take part in a hunt or three.

Quite a charming young man, actually, despite his stoic countenance, square jaw, and deep set, penetrating eyes (which, as I understand it, a number of the Ladies of Paris are quite taken with). He’ll make a good King someday, but let me be quick to say that I hope his time is quite some years off. His father is a good man, and good men are in short supply. I wish him nothing but a long and happy life, and a peaceful reign.

But I digress.

Riding through the countryside with the young Prince, laughing and hearing tales of his (numerous) exploits in Paris….those were the last happy memories I was to have for quite some time….

OoO

Despite having begun in victory, the Year of our Lord 1494 was a bad, troubling year for Lorraine. Besides the aforementioned Peace (which really WAS stunning), not much good came of the year. In fact, we spent much of the time fighting to keep our hard-won gains from falling into rebel hands. The talk at the Court of Paris may have been mostly upbeat amazement, but the sad truth of the matter was that Lorraine paid a steep price indeed for her victory over the cursed Spaniards. The treasury empty, the peasants unhappy, and the army exhausted. That the Army of Lorraine found itself constantly embroiled in skirmishes with rebellious peasants only added to that exhaustion.

After the peace, it was determined that the entire Army of Lorraine would remain in Flandres, under the command of the hero of our war with the Spaniards, Colonel Jaeger (who was promoted to General shortly after the peace with Spain was signed). It fell to me then, to fashion a new army for us to defend Lux and Lorraine, so I went back to the moneylenders, who were none too pleased to see me again, secured financing, and recruited 4000/2000/20, with a plan to move them to Lux when they were trained.

In March, 12,000 peasants revolted in Lux and laid siege to the city. The troops (assigned to General Huber—who was also promoted for his performance against the army of Pfalz), and the good general was dispatched to deal with the peasant uprising.

The battle lasted the better part of April, and ended in victory for Huber, but his men performed their duties in lackluster fashion, and he wound up losing almost half his new army, so more were recruited, and additional loans were secured to increase the fortifications of all our territories. Fearing eventual Spanish retribution, that seemed a wise enough course.

Of course, it also meant that we were heading for another financial disaster, as we could not pay for the massive loans we had taken out.

I only hoped that my membership in the Order, and the sight of my sigil ring would be sufficient to persuade the moneylenders to continue to work with me, despite my/Lorraine’s poor repayment history. After all, we were fashioning an Empire. That took money and time. We had the time….they had the money. It was a perfect marriage (from my perspective, at any rate).

In June, Jaeger’s army came under attack by some 34,000 unruly peasants. He beat them off, and he did it more quickly than Huber had been able to, but the losses were staggering. The problem was that we were forced into a position of having to stand and fight toe to toe….something we had been able to mostly avoid with the Spanish.

But we were victorious, and we endured, hoping for an extended period of peace, so we could build and grow strong.

Ahhh, and I nearly forgot! Also in June, our engineers (both of them!), came to me and announced that they had studied some French-made transports, and could duplicate their construction (Naval Tech 1). Since we now had a port, that was actually quite relevant, and they were wholeheartedly congratulated (though, in looking back on it, had things not worked out as they did…had we ended the war with Spain and NOT had a port available to us, I suspect that the poor engineers would have been flogged in public for wasting our scarce money researching shipbuilding techniques).

In July, we received a report from the Court of Paris that the mighty nation of Poland had declared against the brave Knights of the Teutonic Order. We prayed for them, because we knew well the situation they were in….a tiny nation standing against a vast one.

And then we said prayers for ourselves, as yet more peasants rose up in Lux (July 1), forcing Huber to fight another protracted battle. Again, he was victorious, but again….a costly fight. After having witnessed our Army’s splendid performance against the cursed Spaniards, seeing these half-hearted “Battle-Sloths” in action filled me with equal measures of scorn and heartache, but then, it was my own policies that had brought us to this, and I was shamed.

I had reduced the Army of Lorraine to little more than the peasant rabble they fought.

A disturbing thought indeed, and I vowed to rebuild it into the sort of fighting force I knew it could be.

I retraced all my steps. Went over every aspect of the plan in my mind.

There was nothing. Nothing at all I would have, or COULD have done differently. Lorraine was on the verge of greatness because of the plans set in motion by the King and I, and if the Army suffered a bit in the short run….well, we’d just have to make the gains worthwhile, that was all.

And I took a measure of comfort in that.

Not much, mind you…but some.

Still, the fact remained that many more “victories” like the ones we suffered through in 1494 and we’d be hard pressed to field an army at all.

August 15th, 1494
Our mighty allies the French declare war on England. We momentarily fear that honoring this alliance will bring us back into the fight with Spain much before we are ready, but then we learn from the French diplomat that England could not stomach being in the same alliance with their long-standing enemies the Scots, and so left the Spanish fold, and were now alone in Europe. I admired France’s timing, and we supported the war, in spirit if not in body.

September 6th, 1494
France lays siege to Calais with an army numbering some 17,000 men, and, in an upset victory that surely shocked the arrogant English, a fleet of 6 French warships succeeded in driving off 21 English ships. We watched from the sidelines and quietly cheered. Good news was good news. We just found ourselves wishing that we had more in Lorraine.

And then, the worst happened.

A Courier arrived in Lorraine bearing official dispatches and a summons, ordering me to attend Court in Paris in the name of the Alliance.

Apparently, a crisis was brewing.

With storm clouds gathering in the sky above us (somehow adding both weight and urgency to whatever crisis awaited my attention in Paris), I said goodbye to the King, and with great reluctance, made for Paris.

OoO

September 30, 1494
Tensions were running high in the Council Chamber of Paris, where delegates from the French Alliance met with the surly Highlander and a Spanish representative.

The Scot spit on the table, and in the general direction of The Pope’s emissary at the proceedings.

“Satan, I say! Our Clan-Lord has received a vision from God himself! The Pope is but a great pretender! Satan in disguise, and we have been charged with ridding the world of this vermin! Charged by divine revelation!” He unsheathed his massive claymore and with a growl ferocious enough to make a grown man wet himself, the Highlander split the Council table in half.

The French delegate remained uncannily calm. “That then, is your final word on the matter? War between Scotland and the Papal States?”

The Highlander looked at his Spanish counterpart in disgust. “How can you stand to be near these people?” He asked, casting withering glances at us all. “Pah! Yes, you have our answer, the Highlanders will burn Rome to the ground!”

The Papal delegate looked around the room at us, representatives of the allied nations. Waiting expectantly as the tension in the room grew so thick that it was difficult to breathe.

The Frenchman spoke first, as was his right. “Of course, His Holiness may rely on France. We honor the alliance.” He took out his ceremonial dagger as if to thrust it into the tabletop, signifying France’s willingness to go to war, and then, realizing that the table had been dismantled by the massive Highlander, sheathed his dagger in flush-faced silence.

“Si….the men of Savoy likewise honor the alliance. We will fight the heathen Scots.”

“Aye…You may inform His eminence that the men of Brittany stand ready to assist.”

Now all eyes turned to me, and I could not help but notice the bloodthirsty gaze of the Spanish delegate.

What to do?

I sincerely doubted that any Scottish Clan Lord had visions of the Pope-as-the-Agent-of-Satan. The whole affair had a rather contrived smell to it, and my reckoning of the matter was that any such visions had no doubt been bought and paid for with the promise of Spanish gold. Such an outlandish claim that it was almost unbelievable.

And yet, there it was.

Trap My mind told me. It has to be. And if that were true, then the trap was meant for Lorraine. A convenient excuse to draw her into another war with Spain.

Revenge.

A simple, sweet, time-tested motive.

And, it was a war we were ill-prepared to fight, what with our nation still reeling from the strains of the last war, and the morale of our troops still suffering from continuing rumors that the national treasury had run dry.

What to do indeed?

I met the gaze of my allies one by one (taking a small measure of comfort in the fact that the look on the Frenchman’s face told me that if Lorraine declined this war, we would surely be forgiven and promptly invited back into the alliance), and finally, met the awful gaze of the Spanish delegate. Without breaking eye contact with the Spaniard, and speaking very slowly…clearly, so that there could be no mistaking my words or intent, I said: “Tell His Holiness that he can rely on the men of Lorraine to carry the fight to his enemies. ALL of his enemies.”

The silence that followed was extreme, and I could feel my heart threatening to beat its way out of my chest.

The die was again cast, and Lorraine now faced an angry, prepared Spain, and she faced that enemy with troops who had not the heart for battle.

The meeting was adjourned, and the delegates filed out of the room.

Just as I was leaving, the Spaniard caught my arm and spun me part way around, his hateful eyes boring into mine. I think he might have cut my throat then and there if he hadn’t spied my sigil ring and understood the seal that it bore. Instead he leered and shoved me roughly away from him. “Illuminatus….tell your King that Lorraine will burn and that we’ll use his broken body for pike practice.”

Spanish bravado. I tried telling myself, but I knew better. Spain had the power to make good on that threat. And although bravado had never been my strong suit, I tried gamely just the same, flashing him the most confident smile I could muster. “Aye….I’ll pass the word, and you tell your King not to waste any more of his gold building summer castles in the low country….unless of course he enjoys providing the King of Lorraine with luxury accommodations.”

Okay, okay, so it was less than a stellar comeback, but I already said that bravado was not my strong suit.

The Spaniard chuffed, sneered, and left the room.

I hoped he couldn’t tell or didn’t notice how much I was trembling.

-=Vel=-
 

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Looks like your worst fear is happeneing. Good Luck!
 

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*cheering* Go Lorraine!

Okay, now I've finally cheered. I've got my fingers crossed for ya on this one, and I hope you haven't played it out yet, lest the crossing be in vain. :p
 

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It is important at this point to pause, so that you have some understanding of the disposition of forces we had available to us at the outset of this war. Having that understanding is crucial to understanding what happened during the COURSE of the war, so here’s a quick rundown.

General Jaeger, stationed in Flandres with:
7353/6635/78

General Huber, stationed in Lux with:
3106/858/20

And that’s it. The entire “Army” of Lorraine (after having fought numerous engagements against those tenacious rebels).

With a weak army and a full-blown crisis on our hands, I once more went to the Swiss moneylenders, only to be turned away on sight. It seems that their patience with me had run out, and no amount of flashing my sigil ring before them would bring them ‘round.

Desperate for an alternate source of funding, I sent a dispatch to my home in Bavaria, and arranged a loan from my father, begging him to get in touch with the head of the Order there to arrange a permanent line of credit. I promised to send a full outline of my plans (required, if I wanted the Order to finance my work in Lorraine) as soon as our current crisis had passed.

And, once I had a letter of credit from my father, I proceeded to order the following conscriptions:
Lorraine: 40 Siege Guns/8,000 Cavalry
Lux: 4,000 Infantry
Flandres: 4,000 Infantry

I hoped it would be enough, but my gut told me otherwise.

On October 1st, my spies brought a report that Spain had used the lull between our first war and this one to create a powerful Northern Army for themselves, and that it numbered some 23,000 troops. Based in Artois, word held that it was marching south, apparently heading for Lorraine.

General Jaeger marches immediately for Zeeland, hoping to quickly take the Spanish stronghold there, and then turn his attention southward to Artois. Meanwhile, General Huber marches his command to Brussels and begins laying siege there. Both keep a close eye on the massive Spanish army moving from Artois, and both stand ready to flee, the moment the army appears interested in them.

November 2nd, 1494
Jaeger puts Zeeland under the gun, hoping for a quick victory and siege there.

November 4th, 1492
Huber lays siege to Brussels

November 22nd, 1492
Jaeger spots a second large (19,000+/-) man Spanish army that had apparently been quietly recruited in Friesen. The army is marching straight for Zeeland. In an uncharacteristic panic, Jaeger relinquishes the siege of Zeeland and flees toward Artois, hoping to take up a siege there. In Flandres, the new recruits make for Artois to meet their commander there, and the Lux recruits go to reinforce Huber. The presence of this powerful new army in the region radically changes the equation, and the hope now is that we can simply end our sieges quickly and opt out of the war before any serious damage is done, but if needs be, tentative plans are drawn up which involving combining our forces, and adding Lorraine’s new recruits (if they are ever finished….damn but those siege guns take forever!) and then have enough manpower to fight a stand-up battle with one or the other of the Spanish armies. If we could drive one of the two forces off, maybe…..

November 26th, 1494
Lorraine is besieged by 22,000-odd Spaniards, who, this time, have brought the goods needed to do the job (48 cannon). And, sensing the weakened morale of our defenders, the massive army immediately launches an assault of the castle gate, hoping to take the capitol quickly in a humbling defeat.

December 6th, 1494
Our second war with Spain is about to come to a disastrous end. Neither of our sieges have gained much ground, and the defenders in the castle in Lorraine are panicking. The mighty Spanish force seems unstoppable. The King releases his personal guard, ordering them to help man the walls in a last ditch effort to keep the Spaniards at bay for a little while longer. Lorraine’s ambitions are about to be ground into dust….

The Miracle Victory of Lorraine

Dust covered everything and the walls shook as Spanish artillery brutally and relentlessly assaulted Lorraine’s once lovely castle. The shock wave of this latest barrage was enough to knock me off my feet.

I coughed, stood shakily, and then tried to wave enough of the dust away so that I could see well enough to find my way out of the room.

“Rene….do you live?”

“I do….for the moment.” Came the rumbling reply from the corner. “Though I’d say my chances are not looking so good for tomorrow.”

I couldn’t help but chuckle. “Aye….and I’d not place my own chances at seeing another sunrise much higher than yours.” We came together in the dust-filled room and I clapped his shoulder fondly. Standing together, we helped each other pick our way around overturned furniture and finally made our way into the main hall.

“Well…you promised me an adventure, My Lord Verje…and we’ve certainly had one….too short, but it was a beautiful thing to see Lorraine’s banner flying over the entrance of Flandres, if only for a while.”

“Any word from Huber or Jaeger? Any chance that they might be able to fight their way back here?”

The King scoffed. “You saw Huber’s twin “victories” in Lux….I don’t think he could fight his way through a flock of Ravens, much less an army of angry Spaniards…and sadly, no word from Jaeger at all. The last report was that some 5,000 Spanish Cavalry was moving toward him from Zeeland, and with no hope of out running them, he determined to hold his ground.”

“Good man.” I said sadly, fearing the worst.

“Aye….and I hope he died a good death, giving those damnable Spaniards the full measure of his courage.”

We were quiet for a moment, and oddly, so were the Spanish guns. A momentary tribute to the hero of our first war.

Jaeger missing and probably dead.

Huber mired in a siege that would not be concluded anytime soon.

Much as I hated it, we were done for.

No hope.

Beaten.

A clanging noise sounded in the main hall just then, and I stepped in front in the King and drew my dagger to protect him from the Spaniards who had apparently breeched the walls, and were intent on carrying out the promise made to me by the Spanish Delegate in the Council Chamber of Paris.

Instead of marauding Spaniards though, it was a dashing, impeccably dressed young Lord, wearing the colors of Lorraine.

“Who in God’s name are….” I began.

“Captain Tandler, reporting for duty sir….where do you want my men deployed?”

“Your…Men?”

“Yes Milord….some months ago, you conscripted and ordered trained 8,000 cavalry along with 40 siege guns. My apologies it took so long, but we had a problem getting enough iron for the….”

I waved him into silence. “You have your force here? Now?”

He nodded, as if to say that leading thousands of men and and almost a hundred bulky siege guns through a Spanish picket line was as easy as picking daises. “Yes milord, they’re admittedly still wet behind the ears, but eager enough to serve.”

“Have you read our Doctrines of War yet, young man?” I asked him (knowing full well that what I was about to ask of him and his men violated pretty much everything IN those now venerable doctrines).

“Not yet milord, but I shall do so at once.”

I shook my head. “No time for that now lad….and….you lead these men?”

“I do milord.”

“Very well, then take your command and report to the main gate. Tell the Captain of the watch to fling the gates wide, and when he does, I want you and yours to pour out of the castle like Satan himself was close at your heels.” I gripped his shoulder and turned him to face me. “Make no mistake about this lad…Lorraine is about to fall. Your attack must succeed….do you understand?”

Young Captain Tandler met my gaze for a lingering moment, looked then to the King, and finally back to me.

“Yes milord, I understand.”

And with that….I sent him to an almost certain death….

OoO

Game notes: I really had forgotten about the troops I had recruited in Lorraine, and in an absolutely STUNNING coincidence in timing, the recruits arrived on the field right in the middle of the Spanish assault on the fortress. Their morale was “breaking,” and mine in the garrison was “panicked.” Of course, when the new recruits arrived, their morale was “breaking” as well, but in spite of that, they actually carried the day! Couldn’t arrange that to happen again in a million years!

OoO

It took me several long moments to fully comprehend the words.

“We…what?” I said dumbly.

“We won!” The Captain of the watch shouted again, clapping me solidly on the shoulders in his glee. “The damnable Spanish are in full retreat! I don’t know who the Lord who leads him….that youngish lad with the plumed hat, but he certainly put the fear in them!”

We won.

Incredible.

The King and I looked at each other in absolute awe and wonder, smiles creeping across our faces.

Oh, we were not deluded. The Spanish force may have been driven off, but they had suffered almost no casualties and they WOULD be returning, but for the second time now, we managed to hand the Spaniards a surprise which cost them time and initiative. At least for the moment, with Lorraine temporarily safe, we had the upper hand, and a measure of breathing room.

I went to find Captain Tandler.

OoO

“….hereby promote you to the title of Lord-General.” King Rene said to the shocked young Lord Tandler, kneeling as the King’s ceremonial sword was passed over him in the sign of the cross. “Arise, Lord Tandler.”

And the young man did.

I went to him, and extended a hand in congratulations. “And now, My Lord Tandler, your next mission.”

He beamed. “The men and I stand ready to serve!”

“Excellent….have you heard of one called General Jaeger?”

“Of course sir! Tales of his exploits and my hopes of topping them are the reasons I joined the army! He’s….”

“Missing.” I finished for him, and watched as the wind was taken from the young man’s sails.

“Missing?”

“And feared dead.”

Now young Tandler looked grim-faced indeed.

“I need you….Lorraine needs you to take your men north to Artois, where Jaeger was last known to be, and discover what has befallen the hero of Lorraine….if the opportunity to avenge his death presents itself, by all means take it, but do not unduly risk your men.”

Tandler nodded, and looked to the ground for a long moment. Then seemed to gather his wits back about him, strode to his horse and called his lieutenants to his side, efficiently preparing to move out….

OoO

December 24th, 1494
Spain’s second Northern army puts Flandres under the gun with an eye toward bringing that province back into the Spanish fold (walls –1).

January 18th, 1495
The Spanish Army that had been caught by surprise, courtesy of young Tandler, recovers its wits and morale, and marches back toward Lorraine. It is caught by a smaller (17k) French army recruited from France’s northern territories and bound for…well, somewhere besides the low country.

The French army has relatively weak morale, and the battle is a short one, but the Spaniards DO take some losses. This cheers us greatly!

January 20th, 1495
Flandres falls to the angry Spanish, who relentlessly assault the defense works there. This bodes ill indeed, as we have still not concluded either of our current sieges, and the full weight of that army (slightly reduced, and now some 14,000 men), begins heading south to Artois.

February 1st, 1495
5,000 Infantry ordered in Lorraine, taking the last of our money. What we’ve got is what we’ve got. We pray it is enough.

February 9th, 1495
The Spanish army that Tandler drove out of Lorraine has returned. Slightly weakened (19,000 men), it is still more than strong enough to end us….


February 16th, 1495
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The sound of siege cannons firing in concert is unmistakable, which is how we knew that Artois was under siege long before the city actually came into view. So if General Jaeger was truly dead, then at least something remained of his command, and I sent scouts to reconniter north to find out who was there, and how many.

The news was encouraging indeed.

“Looks like they have been in a few scrapes sir, as some of the cannon are not facing the city, but the northern approaches….nevertheless, the camp seems in good order.”

“Very well.” I said (trying to sound authoritative of course!), and we proceeded to ride into the camp of our fellow soldiers.

And what a wonderful sight indeed!

There, in the flesh and QUITE alive and well, was the legendary General Jaeger! It was everything I could do not to hop off my horse and run up to him, asking for an autograph or some small token to mark the occasion, but remembering my command and my men, I resisted the urge to do so, satisfying myself with a nod and a curt salute to him.

“General Tandler reporting with reinforcements, Sir!” I said in my most authoritative voice.

Jaeger smiled, and then laughed a good natured laugh. “And glad to have them! I saw signal fires north of here last night, so I assume that Flandres has fallen and the Spanish army on the move?”

“It is so, My Lord General.” I told him.

“Heading?”

“Here.”

General Jaeger smiled again, and rubbed the stubble on his chin thoughtfully. “How many men did you say you brought with you?”

OoO

February 26th, 1495
Generals Jaeger and Tandler are attacked in Artois in an attempt to break our siege there. The battle rages for nearly three weeks, and ends in a crushing defeat for Spain. For our part, Jaeger loses more than half his infantry, several guns, and Tandler’s cavalry contingent loses about a thousand men. Nonetheless, it is a stunning performance by our army, though it pains me that we were forced to stand and fight. The Spaniards see their force dwindle from 14,000 to less than 6,000 and fall back to Zeeland in disgrace. Two days after defeating the Spaniards in the field, the defense works in Artois crumble. The city is ours!

March 1st, 1495
A large (36,000(!)) force of rebels rise up and seize the city of Flandres…the only good thing about that is the fact that it’s no longer flying the Spanish flag, but we lack the manpower or the will to deal with them at present. Well enough that the city is no longer in Spanish hands. Jaeger and Tandler are on the move, chasing the broken Spanish army to Zeeland with plans to begin a siege there.

March 21st, 1495
The Spanish are once again laying siege to Lorraine, but their numbers have been thinned sufficiently that they dare not risk an assault on us just yet….we pray that our troops in the field can bring an end to this madness before it comes to that.

March 29th, 1495
Tandler arrives in Zeeland ahead of Jaeger and gives battle to the fleeing Spaniards. They are handed a brutal defeat at the hands of the young Cavalry Officer, reduced to a mere 2000 ragged souls. The Spanish “army” flees toward Lux, and Tandler holds in Zeeland to await the arrival of Jaeger and the guns.

May 4th, 1495
At last! Huber’s smallish command has captured Brussels! He marches to Zeeland to link up with the rest of our forces. Lorraine’s walls are holding firm for the moment (-1).

May 8th, 1495
The last survivors of the once proud Spanish army that took Flandres from us (2k), arrives and holds in Lux, lacking the manpower to even lay siege. We keep an eye on them, but do nothing at present.

June 5th, 1495
It has become a war of pure attrition. Lorraine’s walls are at –3, Zeeland’s at –5 (minimally fortified…thank GOD!). Our hope is to capture the province, and then sue for peace.

July 8th, 1495
They said it was a fluke. They said Lorraine could not repeat her earlier performance against the might of Spain. That the near-endless supplies of Spanish gold and steel would snuff out the rising star of our tiny country.

Worse, they called us “plucky.”

No more.

Zeeland’s defenses fold on July 8th, and I ride out personally to meet the Spanish ambassador…..

OoO

“…we did not start this fight.” I explained simply, gesturing in the general direction of the map. “It was Spanish arrogance and the desire for revenge that sparked this war, and we demand satisfaction.”

“And what, pray tell, do you have in mind, upstart?” The Spaniard asked us scornfully.

“Brussels and Artois for peace.” I said gamely. “We shall return Zeeland to your possession at once.”

The Spaniard chuffed and snorted at our offer. “The walls of your capitol are crumbling around you. Look! Fires burn uncontrolled in Lorraine, and where is your army? Weeks from here! There will be no peace on these terms.”

He rose to leave.

Thunder rolled, but there were no clouds in the sky.

The Spanish Ambassador looked at us questioningly.

I shrugged. In truth, I had no more idea what was causing the sound than he did.

A few moments later, however, I had my answer. On the horizon, breaking the top of a low rise in the land were horses. Lots of horses. And at their head, the unmistakable plume of Lord-General Tandler, of the Royal Cavalry of Lorraine.

I broke into a grin and turned toward the flabbergasted Spaniard.

“You were saying?”

He bowed his head for a long moment, and then looked up again to survey the long columns of Lorrainean horse troops swiftly moving toward us.

“We accept the terms of peace.” He said glumly.

Victory.

Again.

Lorraine had truly arrived, and with that arrival, despite the impossibly long odds against it, she somehow managed to strip Spain of fully half her territories in the low country….

-=Vel=-
 
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WOOOOHOOO!!!!!

Right on! Perfect timing on you new recruits. Looks like lightning struck twice :)
 

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Nice job. I must say, you have done well with Lorraine so far(I think i lasted exactly 3 months with them when i played, but i was a warmongerer, and i got hurt the hard way. )

BTW, is it juts me, or are many of these AARs just staggeringly well written. Methinks a group of professional writers has descended upon the forums, or perhaps, many wandering minstrels have decided to regale us with the exploits of their nations.

Nice job Velociryx. Hopefully you can beat those damnable Spaniards at their own game.