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Presumably at some point around the middle of the century Elizabeth got kicked by a horse and underwent a complete change of personality. Imagining her declaring war on India to get the raj back is hilarious.
 
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Heavens what a messed up world
 
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Presumably at some point around the middle of the century Elizabeth got kicked by a horse and underwent a complete change of personality. Imagining her declaring war on India to get the raj back is hilarious.
She was replaced by a body double created by an alien civilization with a particularly twisted sense of humor.
 
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Presumably at some point around the middle of the century Elizabeth got kicked by a horse and underwent a complete change of personality. Imagining her declaring war on India to get the raj back is hilarious.
I think she was just paranoid of Britain being overrun by communists like the rest of Europe. The mod has like five different of abolishing the monarchy if she’s locked out and Corbyn’s elected so it might not be so unfound.
 
Chapter Seven: Consolidation

The cowardly Chinese communists have folded to our iron fisted will, announcing that the city of Hong Kong will immediately be returned to Great British rule. The Governor is already on a flight to our former colony, and the Queen is preparing one of her greatest speeches for the British people. Now the world has seen the true might of our Empire, forcing economic and military superpowers to kneel down. If China is so weak in the face of Britain, then is there really any opposition left?

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Hong Kong’s return to the British.

Republicans like Independent Labour members Dennis Skinner, Jeremy Corbyn and Diane Abbott have been trying to ruin our constitutional monarchy for countless decades, declaring the monarchy a 'useless institution'. Now with the Queen having boundless power over her subjects, she has finally been able to purge these horrid beings, announcing this morning that all republicans shall be hunted down and arrested for their treachery against the British people. Cheers from monarchists and outrage from republicans are obvious, but the latter group are the only ones who need to be worried.

Her Majesty's simple conference with various executives from around Britain and even other nations has attracted the attention of many journalists. After observing the proceedings they seem to believe the Queen is going down a path of royal corporatism, aligning herself with big businesses in an effort to restore confidence in her struggling economy, as well as secure her place as the supreme ruler of Britain. Time can only tell whether this conference will have a significant effect on both, but we can at least be certain that the Queen is hoping for a positive outcome from her own meeting.

Preparations for the British Royal Holiday were underway weeks ago, as millions of Britons expressed their support for Her Majesty and her glorious rule over their strong home islands. This holiday's main intention however was to show to the world that Britain is once again united under a strong leader, and that it will take a much more threatening power to overthrow the Queen. As the day approaches, the people are jubilant and Union Jacks cover every single street corner. In this political contest at least, Elizabeth is winning.

On Christmas Day 2012, Vladimir Putin announced the collapse of the Soviet Union. The Union had been thrown into chaos after Yazov’s assassination and Putin had never fully cemented his grip on power. Putin would continue to lead a Conservative Russian Republic. With the thumb of Soviet oppression lifted, many European nations had the opportunity to throw off there hard left regimes.

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President Vladimir Putin of the Russian Republic.

Death or Glory. The motto of our army hasn’t changed as it faces those who wish to undermine our great nation. All our soldiers shall be proud that they are British, and defend our Isles! As New Delhi was stormed and President Rajiv Gandhi beheaded, the flag of the Raj was restored over the Taj Mahal.
 
Republicans being rounded up, the Indian premier being beheaded, the Soviet Union collapsing…

No prospect of any sort of peace erupting anytime soon, is there?
 
Interlude: The Sacking of Sir Nigel Farage

Shocking news came from Britain as Prime Minister Sir Nigel Farage was implicated in a corruption scandal. Documents from an unspecified source reveal that the Military Contractor RAE Systems, a company that has profited massively from the loosening of trade restrictions through global arms deals, particularly with the American Republic and India, has financial ties to the Prime Minister, as well as the Prime Minister being listed as a major shareholder in the business. With none of this information having been disclosed, it seems as though the Prime Minister is in breach of parliamentary conduct. While perhaps such a situation could blow over, several Conservative figures on both the centre and right of the party have condemned the actions of the Prime Minister, and have called for him to step down.

Following the removal of Prime Minister Nigel Farage by the Queen herself the "Puppet Parliament" lead by the Conservative Party and the Social Democratic Party vetoed any move of the Palace towards an appointment of a Prime Minister causing a constitutional crisis. The Palace fearing a possible insurgency against its rule reacted negatively by ignoring the veto by appointing Jacob Rees-Mogg as Prime Minister effectively dissolving any remaining elements of democracy. The action was followed with the massive resignation of MPs and protests of Labour Unions and Establishment Parties for several days.


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Rees-Mogg replacing Farage is… well, it’s far from good. This continues to be a phenomenally cursed world.
 
Rees-Mogg replacing Farage is… well, it’s far from good. This continues to be a phenomenally cursed world.
And here I hoped it was a bad dream. :eek:
 
The Palace continues to consolidate power.
 
Chapter Eight: The Queen’s Speech

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Prince Andrew was set to become Viceroy of the Raj

On February 11 2013, Prince Andrew was installed as the first Viceroy of the British Raj since Lord Mountbatten in 1947. Supposedly the Queen’s favourite son, Andrew had served in the Falkland’s war and was popular at home, although always had an air of scandal about him. Protests erupted in India but where swiftly put down by militant force.

The Secret Intelligence Service, commonly known as Military Intelligence Section 6, is the foreign intelligence agency of all British governments since the First World War under several names. Operating at the highest discretion, this organisation has now become a tool of our glorious revolutionary government to secure the nation and ensure that no outsider threats try to ruin British socialist society. But now, London has granted even more unprecedented powers to Section 6, announcing that the branch will be able to monitor domestic and foreign citizens without a warrant and with the full support of the central government. While many will surely protest that their privacy is being invaded, they will quickly disappear into oblivion.

Offshore oil drilling has been a regular sight in the seas off Scotland's coast, as corporations invest all they can in the rich resources below. However, the actual volume of this resource drilled is dropping due to the miserable economic situation. Operations move to the Middle East and workers are constantly removed from their positions to find another job. It seems the government's solution to this worrying issue, was to directly invest state funding into expanded drilling operations, bringing back thousands of workers to the industry. Queen Elizabeth's announcement this morning stated that there would be significantly more offshore drilling, which shall supposedly become apparent in the next few months.

Rumour began spreading in the summer of 2013 that Britain would return to a somewhat democratic state. These hopes where encouraged when the Queen announced that on 1 October she would be addressing the House of Commons to enact much needed reforms. As democrats gathered around there televisions with confidence, the Queen sat down to make her address:

'My righteous overthrow of this putrid body simply sparked a chain of events that have shown to the British people, that only I should be the paramount leader of their nation. Former democratic lower houses have been despised by the people for almost any reason, and now I can finally tell them that this shall not continue. I am your ruler and will be until the day I die.'

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Queen Elizabeth abolishing the House of Commons; Philip looking smug about it

The brief speech was followed by a message from the palace, confirming that Jacob Rees-Mogg would remain Prime Minister from the House of Lords as the Lord Mogg.
 
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Well, Her Maj is certainly not worrying about tact or subtlety…
 
The only real problem I have with this is Earl Mogg. Not him being Prime Minister, that is a wonderful idea for a fictional story, but that standards have dipped so low people are getting his title wrong.

Unless of course this is just the Queen trolling Rees-Mogg? Elevating him into power, giving him an Earldom but then deliberately getting his title wrong just to see his face, forced to chose between deference to the monarch and his desire to correct someone for not understanding how peerages work.
 
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Chapter Nine: Death of Queen Elizabeth II

In November 2017, the Prime Minister and Her Majesty the Queen both went on a state visit to the American Republic. President Jeb Bush stated his total belief in the Queen conquests of the decade. The grand splendour of the occasion was remarked as potentially too unamerican by several patriots. Her Majesty also stated her complete support and recognition behind the remnants as the true successor of the United States. Rees-Mogg and Bush also met to discuss Anglo-American trade, and defence cooperation. Bush would have to face re-election in under a year.

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The Queen with Secretary of State George W. Bush, brother of the President

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Rees-Mogg visits an American Church


In December the Queen and the Prime Minister returned to Britain, however shortly afterwards Her Majesty was taken ill; with Charles agreeing to act as regent in her absence.

On the 12th of February 2018, at the age of 91, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, passed away at Windsor Castle, where she had been resting in her departing weeks. Her Majesty's death was announced an hour later, and preparations were made for the funeral. A full state funeral, would, of course, be necessary. The Queen lay in state for three days at Westminster Hall, where some one and a half million people visited to pay their last respects.

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“We gather in this great Abbey to mourn and to give thanks. It is a fitting place to do so, a place where the story of our nation and the story of the woman we now commend to her Heavenly Father are intertwined. It was here that Elizabeth was married; it was here that she was crowned Queen. It is fitting, then, that a place that stood at the centre of her life should now be the place where we honour her passing. In the days since she left us, there have been countless tributes and expressions of affection and respect, including those of the many people who have queued and filed patiently past her coffin lying in-state. Like the sun, she bathed us in her warm glow. Now that the sun has set and the cool of the evening has come, some of the warmth we absorbed is flowing back towards her. If there is one verse of scripture which captures her best, it is perhaps the description of a gracious woman in the final chapter of the book of Proverbs. It says 'strength and dignity are her clothing and she laughs at the time to come'. Strength, dignity and laugher - three great gifts which we honour and celebrate today.”

Not long after Charles was coronated as King Charles III of the United Kingdom, the British Dominions and Emperor of India.
 
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For better or worse I suspect he will be nothing like the actual Charles.
I believe you may be onto something there Pippy.