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Why shouldn't they? Mongolians are clearly the most scary Asian people while Russians are the most scary (aside from Bulgarians) European people.

Anyways, death to Socialism, death to Capitalism, and death to Democracy! :D

Russians and bulgarians scary people of Europe?What the your opinion "scary"?Tell me more
 
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Russians and bulgarians scary people of Europe?What the your opinion "scary"?Tell me more

It's in reference both to a comedian making a joke about the stereotypical Russian accent as being the "scariest white accent", and that the KGB during the Cold War often gave their worst jobs to Bulgarian intelligence.

The joke in part comes from the stereotype of the scary Russian mobster.
 
Considering the nature of national stereotypes that are all more or less negative, the presumed reputation of being scary is in fact pretty cool thing. Two Barons that are definition of scary by themselves would certainly endorse this stereotype as well, especially in relation to decadent Western culture.
 
The Encirclement of Berlin


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November 16, 1939. Prague falls in our hands without too much reistance.
However, the Germans reinforced the lines in Prussia, making a breakthrough almost impossible.
The only way to Berlin seems to be from Prague, not from Oder.
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The same day we declared war against Albania. After 2 days we marched through Tirana.
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Without any supplies or knowledge about the frontlines or how deep behind enemy lines they are, the Germans in Mozyr, Byelarus are still fighting heroically, inflicting us thousands of casualties ! How much they will resist?
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November 23, to claim our total victory in Balkans, we attacked Greece.
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November 24, we reached the suburbs of Berlin. We decided not to attack, but to encircle it, hopping that the Kaiser will be caught.
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By November 30, we passed the Oder river and encircled Berlin, and even a panzer division in Silesia.
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The Greeks have no chances against our army.
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December 6, 1939. The encirclement of Mozyr is still going on. 10 German divisions are fighting 32 Axis divisions. A total shame for our army, who is getting crushed by the Germans. Our generals have no ideas how they are resisting, and how they get supplies.
No German prisoner was taken as they are all fighting to the death.
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Bad news from the Western front. Austria joined the war against us.
We don't know what really made Austria to join Mittleuropa as Germany favoured Hungary in the Ausgleich, making Austria to lose Bosnia and Galicia to Hungary and Bohemia to Germany. Austria is only controlling the Italian Federation who also joined the war.
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Even with the Austrian intervention, the situation still looks grim for Mittleuropa.
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Take part of the story!

I'm sure that some of you remember the stories from the Alien Invasion AAR. :)
This time you could write a story about the battle of Mozyr. You can choose to be part of the German or Russo-Mongol army.
You can make it as a diary or a story, as you wish ..
The stories will be introduced in the AAR as the battle goes on.
Exemple: A German soldier writes a diary during the battle which will be found later and I will tell things from the diary.

That "take part of the story" ends tomorrow when the next update comes out. :)
 
Great ! I may have one :

It was 16th November in the year of 1939, when II. Kaiserkomanndo under the General Walther von Brauchitsch got counter-attacked at the heights of the city of Mozyr. The army was about to be completely annihilated but General von Brauchitsch found a way how to hold up the Ruso-Mongolic enemy horde for like a month. At the 16th December, 1939, whole Army was destroyed because of "cut out" for our supply lines. General von Brauchitsch fled to Koln in order to save himself. I was the only man to survive from the whole company, and I am now writing this in the Gorky city prison as a "Book of memories", a book by me, Martin Vorbauer.

Quite a short story, but I guess that it will be okay :D :)
 
December 1939. Mother, this is probably the last letter I will write, and I don't know how will you get it. Sargent gave us couple of hours of rest, for the last week Russians from one and Mongols from the other side have been attacking our positions. We can't hold, not many of us are left. Kiss Clara for me, and try to go west, as far away as possible. Never thought Mozyr will be my grave, but at least Michael is with me, he is as calm as me. I am glad I can die in service of the Kaiser and I really hope our homeland will be defended from these Asian hordes. I have to go, grenades are falling, the final assault had begun. I will mi...
 
Eej... Your son write from the cold lands of Russia. I miss your warm tent, I miss your milk tea, I miss my mount and I miss my little brothers. I hope you have been able to see Urga mother, it is a truly big and wonderful city. It has been 2 year since I've seen you, but hopefully after this conflict I can finally go home. I must go, tomorrow we mount an attack on the enemy. Pray for me Mother, give the Shaman the good tobacco to help in his spirit visions. I hope to see the Kherit Uls again... to be with you again.

(eej - mother. Urga - Capital of Mongolia. Kherit Uls - a mountain range where my family is from)
 
The Austro-Hungarian War


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December 10, 1939. After the Austrian intervention on the war, the Russo-Mongols were desperately for a new ally, and they knew which one to choose, Hungary.
A Russian dimplomat flew to Budapest, where he met the Hungarian foreign minister which was very satisfied to negotiate the Hungarian intervention in the war, to get revenge on Austria about their attempt to destroy the Empire in 1937.
The Mongols decided long ago their future allies, and now they finnaly succeded to bring them in Axis.
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Now the situation is clearly on our favour.
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The encirclement of Konigsberg is finnaly over!
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Serbia is now the only neutral country in the Balkans, and we can't risk to be backstabbed in time by them.
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Another encirclement is formed, in Stolp.
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Berlin is about to fall.
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The Greeks are no match for our troops.
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Montenegro declared independece from Austria.
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December 20, 1939. A great day for the Russo-Mongolian empire. Berlin is ours, and now nothing can save Germany !
Unfortunately, the Kaiser was not found, he left the city like a coward !
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The encirclement of Stop is over.
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December 25, our troops are fighting house by house in Mozyr, meeting an incredible resistance from the Germans.
During the fight lots of diaries and letters were found. The Russians are taking them, and showing respect for the incredible German forces, they are trying to collect them and if possible to send them to their families.
Most of the Germans wrote in the letters how shocked they are to fight so deep behind enemy lines, in a city they didn't even know before arriving there.
However, on the other camp the situations was getting better as some regular soldiers grew to the rang of heroes.
A Mongol from Kherit Uls was sent home 1 month after showing great courage and devotament on the battlefield.
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December 30, 1939. Our troops are finnaly getting in Austria.
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The "Take part of the story" is over now, I hoped to see more stories .. but anyway, I tried to introduce them into the last update. :blush:
 
Letter from Mongolian soldier was wonderful, I'm happy to see that he was able to return to his mother later. The imperial forces are most honorable to respect the wishes of both own and also enemy soldiers, especially with found letters of fallen soldiers being sent to where they were meant for.
 
Awakening the Giant


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A yet another encirclement in Germany..
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January 8, 1940. Serbia admited defeat, while the Austrians conquered Croatia and Bratislava.
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The next day, Rome has fallen in the hands of the syndicalists.
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The encirclement of Leipzig is over.
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January 17, 1940. The Princely Federation occupied Ceylon. The Kaiser declared war against them.
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The Indians were immediately decided to join the Axis to get protection and to modernize.
The Khan was happy to bring them in the alliance.
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The battle of Mozyr is still going on in January, 70 Axis divisions fighting 10 German divisions. This is still one of the worst battles of our empire..
The Germans are using this battle to keep busy our troops, but even more, for propaganda.
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The Pacific States of America were defeated, bringing peace to the American continent once again as the USA won the Civil War..
Meanwhile, in Europe another civil war is over, this time in Spain with the communist victory.
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And Spain soon joined the war against Germany.
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January 23, 1940. Greece has fallen.
The Balkans are secured.
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The Germans are still fighting hard, as the French army is too incopetent to make a breakthrough !!
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January 30, 1940. Incredible news across the ocean. The United States of America joined the Entente, declaring war to the communists.
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Ha! Half of Germany was lost to Russo-Mongol Empire, but French are still unable to break trough German lines! At least you'll be getting most of Germany on the plate. Then you could put Red Baron in charge of allied German state, making your allance the League of Three Barons.

Also, good job by getting Indian princes into your alliance. Looks like they finally got aware of their Moghul legacy that makes them natural ally of new Eurasian superforce!
 
Weak French...:p Their time will come. To be absorbed.;)
 
IC cofficent only 106/224? In KR mod reality,USA is really weakness "major".And i think those american AI useless and will try use war economy situation for stupid production like bombers or INTors
 
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