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The kid's cap is, well... anachronistic. Or is it the newest invention of His Eternal Highness?

Beside the cap, nothing really changed since 1899...

And the cap itself, it was aquired by His Majesty, Emperor, on one of his time travels, and after that it was gifted to that poor kid to protect from the sun.

That kid later went to US and started a cap manufacture for baseball teams.
The cap design was a big hit, and the kid made fortune, thanks only to the Great Emperor.
 

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Who can spot the Olsen?
Who can name the others, without checking the net?
 

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We have decided that it was the time already to aquire those trucks we were wondering about. That would let the soldiers to train some more and prepare for fight. (regain org) Also in the meantime we should aquire enough fuel. Before that we did not finished the storage capacity for it.



We have ordered to disguise those trucks, not to let the Brits we have them. They are deployed to Massawa and would be crucial in taking Suez and Cairo.
 

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I don't want to be a bad prophet, but I believe that history might repeat itself.
 

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"Your Imperial Highness, this is a little complicated story, but I'll try to explain: they used to have the common fleet back in the Great War.
The Admiral have managed to kick the Italians for a few times."

"Well, that explains a lot. I was wondering if he had shown the tatooed snake to Hitler?"
 

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"Your Imperial Highness, the newspaper frontpage tells it all. It's even not necceseary to add map or additional comentary."

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Thanks, when depicting historical events I try to find some pictures that are not widely published.
 

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"Your Imperial Highness, it seems like they have conquered the whole country using only handguns and automobiles."

"Well, propably they all got scared by that skull on the hat."
 

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"Your Imperial Highness, that bold move had allowed us to ensure that our oil supply for motorized troops would not end quickly."

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Just wait until they see Goebbels...

Vide part 170 - not quite the faces I would expect.
Goebbels is out of the office in this timeline. Well, Himmler also is off the office. Heini at least could be send to led troops attack on such heavily defended and secured target as Luxemburg.
But Goebbels on the other hand - if he is not at the office, what else can he do - run a theatre?
 

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"Your Imperial Highness, as our intelligence reported, British forces had dissapeared from the occupied part of horn of Africa. This was the most unexpected as we did not spotted any transport ships nearby. Yet, the positive impact is that we could redeploy one of our korps to another border."

"I am telling You, there is something wrong with the intel. The whole division couldn't just vanish. I bet that the intelligence officers were drunk all the time. Which leads to another question - if we pay them that little as we do, from where they take money they pay for drinking ?"
 

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"Your Imperial Highness, I bear the most unexpected news! The King of Belgium had surrended!"

"This is the most excellent news! This mean that the whole centre of Africa is without the proper overlord. You said, the brits took it. But I ask You, who really should rule over Africe -Brits or me?"


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Ha good one :laugh:

Thanks, I find it well, that at least some people share my wierd humor.
 

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"Your Imperial Highness, this is some really important news, Italians have joined Axis!"

"Mussolini and what army? As I recall we had destroyed almost all of their divisions. If anyone would desire to land on their shore, they would be in 10 days in Rome."

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Event to Italy join axis make Ethiopia to get much lower chance of getting into axis ~13%, later it all goes back to normal.
 

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"Your Imperial Highness, this is all a kind of action and reaction pattern - Germany attacks, than Germany Annexes."

"We believe that You might be right. Let's see if they would swallow that easily other coutries, like England, US or USSR."

"As this is the turning point in this war, we believe that is it inevitable, that we should chose one of the sides. If we would ally with allies, we could not get any gain from that deal. We don;t believe that brits would let us grab even a little piece of land. See what that imperialistic scum done to Kongo? We should bring some enlighten rule over the continent. We shall claim Africa for our own."
"If this is about the other countries on the continent, the Portugals would give us the land either way, if we keep the rest. Only trouble is Italy, but this is one that we can handle again if that would be necceseary."

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Stay tuned for the next update!

This would be a hit that would rumble the world!
 
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"We have managed to meet Mr Hitler using one of the Italian islands in Mediterean. He arrived by plane, we spoke for several hours, untill dawn. Mr Hitler is a very nice person, just in my opinion he should do somethon to that mustache."

"We have agreed upon our military cooperation, and future plans."

"Now We are going back to country, preparing to struck those British Imperialists."