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[I've always enjoyed the Biblical style of writing for some reason. It is very well suited to an AAR as well, spanning large periods with enough detail to make it interesting while not getting bogged down too much.

I found a perfect place for it in the IES, since the situation is rather... unusual, and the work of God makes for a decent explanation.]

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The writings of Albert of Tirol, of the Brotherhood of St. Johann, regarding the creation of the world and the people living upon it.

The Book of Creation

CHAPTER I

1 The first thing created was time; God thought of time, and it was.
2 God thought of rock, and it was. He smoothed the rock into a sheet and shaped Europe.
3 God thought of water, and it was. He filled up the seas and rivers and lakes;
4 from the seas it fell of the end of Europe and went up into the sky, and fell as rain.
5 God thought of life, and it was. Plants spread across Europe.
6 Animals fed on the plants and multiplied.
7 God took a bear, and thought of Man, and he was. German was he named.
8 German was placed at the head of a river, which he named Danube; he built a house, and hunted animals for food.
[God thought of evil, and it was. He did not like it, but knew it could be twisted to good use. He let it remain in his creation.]*
9 The bears hated German, for he was one of them, but not one. They conspired against him
10 and destroyed his house. For this, God set them on four legs,
11 never to use their hands again except in anger.

CHAPTER II

1 God took an owl, and thought of Woman, and she was. Umbria was she named.
2 One hundred years they lived, two sons were born. These were Slavon and Tirol.
3 Slavon hated Tirol, for Tirol was God's favorite. Slavon attacked Tirol, but struck German instead;
4 this was one hundred years after the creation. Umbria died of grief.
5 Tirol struck at Slavon, but missed; and Slavon fled to the east.
6 God took many bears and many owls, and made more men and women.
7 These were the names of men and women one hundred years after creation:
8 Slavon was the eldest, who lived in Krain. Tirol was his brother, and settled in the Alps,
9 which God granted him forever.
10 The men: Dan, Francis, Gael, and Galis.
11 The women: Pola, Cecha, Angla, Greca, and Ibera.
12 Slavon lived alone, with hatred always for the rest of mankind. Tirol took Cecha for his wife.
13 The other pairs were Dan and Angla, Francis and Ibera, Gael and Greca, and Galis and Pola.

CHAPTER III

1 For many hundreds of years men were born and died.
2 All nations joined together, and one great fellowship of man evolved,
3 except for the children of Slavon.* They hated all other men.
4 They set upon the other humans, until only 460 remianed,
5 230 men and 230 women. These were the ancestors of all nations.

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I:8-9 This section was added in later by Brother Albert. There are no verse numbers.
III:3 There is no explanation given for how Slavon had children without a wife. Tirolian legend says he stole the daughter of Gael and Greca, but Albert never mentions this.
 

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Interesting beginning! And you managed to beat me to writing the first IES AAR; I'm planning one but haven't started it yet. :mad: ;)

(It's also interesting that you attriubute Independent Europe to God. I'm attributing it to the opposition. :cool: )
 

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Curiously interested JM. Difficult to tell specifically what's happening, but so brilliant in its execution, one cannot help but try and find the wisdom of which you write. Puts on clerical robe...so sayeth the prophet. :)
 

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[vLN: Screenies... good idea, I forgot to take any in the beginning.
MacRaith: Hm, though I remember seeing an IES AAR a little while before.
coz1: Amen. ;) ]

CHAPTER IV

1 One thousand years after the Creation, the nations divided,
2 230 nations were formed.
3 God gave them great fertility. One hundred thousand there were of every nation in four hundred years.
4 The leaders gathered in the house of Slavon,
5 the palace of Lazar VIII, in the land of Krain.
6 He told them, "Help me in my task. We must build a great city here,
7 which all the world will envy. I shall be made God,
8 and all of you who help me shall be given great power."

9 All the leaders agreed. God was angered, but did not kill them.
10 He made them consult the people.
11 All the people supported the leaders,
12 except ten thousand of the land of Tirol.
13 God was angered more. He saw his creation fall into evil.
14 He resolved to destroy all of humanity, but decided to spare some.
15 Ten thousand of one nation had refused, so ten thousand of every nation would be spared.

CHAPTER V

1 Lazar completed his city. Just as he took great power,
2 God struck him down. Lazar was not destoryed,
3 but fell into the Great Pit.
4 He entered Hell, but they banned him from there.
5 Ninety thousand of every nation were killed,
6 ten thousand were spared.
7 He struck from them their memory of other nations,
8 and put Slavon's hatred into their minds.
9 God made all men hate other nations.

10 "Since together you would destroy yourselves,
11 I shall make you all apart.
12 War shall never leave Europe. Death and hatred are all you will know."
13 This was in January of 1419.
 

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Very original idea and nice implementation. Subscribed.
 

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Very interesting :) I'm following this one too.
 

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The First Book of Kings

CHAPTER I

1 God looked down on his people. Of them, only ten thousand had resisted
2 the temptation of Lazar VIII.
3 They were the inhabitants of Tirol.
4 Their king was wise, strong, and holy, without the blemish of sin.
5 His name was Ludwig IV.

6 The nations of Europe set on each other. Former friends were enemies.
7 Many were growing weak, others strong. God gave Ludwig the wisdom to choose
8 the nation's future. Ludwig joined the fighting.

9 The first nation to be reclaimed was Salzburg. Their land was in the land promised to Tirol for all eternity.
10 For a year, Salzburg was invaded,
11 and God gave Ludwig the victory. Though few Tirolians fell,
12 almost all those who fought with Salzburg were killed.

CHAPTER II

1 Ludwig sang in front of Salzburg's walls:

2 "Thanks be to God, the LORD of hosts,
who blessed our armies,
Who confused the minds of our enemies,
and led their armies to ruin.

3 I pointed my spear at one of my foes,
and ten thousand of them fell.
I launched an arrow at their walls,
and a hole was torn three feet wide.

4 There is no victory in human strength,
no courage in unaided hearts.
There is no defeat in God's arms,
no rout when the LORD stands with you.

5 Though a million fight against me,
though arrows make the sky black,
I shall not fear injury or death,
when God battles under my flag."

[@#$%, the spaces didn't show up.]
 

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With God on your side, how can you possibly lose? ;)
 

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He can get nervous when approaching the Holy Land - Baden that is :D Tyrolians may be Chosen people, but they won't dare to raise their weapons against the holiest site in Europe.
 

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He can get nervous when approaching the Holy Land - Baden that is :D Tyrolians may be Chosen people, but they won't dare to raise their weapons against the holiest site in Europe.

Unless, of course, that land is in the hands of infidels... Mainz conquered Baden early on, and it is my God-given duty to take it back! ;)
 

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Judas Maccabeus said:
5 Though a million fight against me,
though arrows make the sky black,
I shall not fear injury or death,
when God battles under my flag."

[@#$%, the spaces didn't show up.]

So, what do you think Lazar meant by that mysterious last line? :p

Seriously, though, this is... different. Psalms and everything! Can't wait to get to the 1800s and the Book of Revelations... :cool:
 

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screenies? :D
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the style is indeed unique, but to be honest, it doesnt appeal to me much... :(
anyway, it's the first IES AAR I've seen, so good luck and well done for the bravery to start one ;)

but do post screenies, coz the whole situation isnt very clear to me when i read psalms... eyes get watery and i'm nearly blinded ;)
 

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[MacRaith: Yes, Revelations will be quite interesting...
Kaigon: I figured you'd like the scenario... :D
Ironfoundersson & TheLoneTaco: Thank you.
vLN: First screenshot is 1424, after this update.]

CHAPTER III

1 Ludwig brought his army back to Tirol. There they rested,
2 until God called on Ludwig.
3 Ludwig was walking on the walls of Innsbruck when a fire flashed
4 and he knelt before the fire, who he knew was God.
5 "Ludwig, I am the LORD thy God, who gave thee thy kingdom.
6 Thou shalt reign for many years under My care.
7 I give thee one task: Thou shalt take the city of Baden,
8 which shall be a holy city, where all the world shall come to worship me.
9 Thou hast seven years for this."

10 Ludwig took the words of God into his heart,
11 never to leave there.
12 He made it his task to take the holy City, and build a temple there,
13 for the glory of God and Tirol.

CHAPTER IV

1 And Ludwig did find the people of Bayern to be wicked,
2 beyond the comprehension of other men.
3 "They must be punished for their wickedness," he said.
4 The Tirolian army marched to Bayern, and surrounded the city of München.
5 Fifteen thousand marched under Ludwig's banner.
6 The Bavarians met them with five thousand,
7 who looked at Ludwig's army and said,
8 "See where the army of God marches! Look upon the LORD's host!
9 We have no power to stop them."

10 Still, Lazar from his seat of power in the underworld pushed them on,
11 and they dashed themselves furiously against the Tirolians.
12 All were killed or captured.
13 By the spring of 1421 the people of Bayern accepted Ludwig as ruler.

CHAPTER V

1 God looked down kindly on Ludwig, who was closer to his goal.
2 But then Ludwig rested, no wish for conquest in him.
3 Meanwhile, Lazar from his seat of power pushed Krain on,
4 making his homeland most powerful.
5 Krain took many nations, extending its empire among all the children of Slavon.

6 But still Ludwig took little notice,
7 and he rested in the city of Innsbruck.
8 Once again, God met him on the walls of Innsbruck,
9 and appeared to him as fire.
10 "Thou has grown lazy, Ludwig. The city of Baden is not thine yet.
11 Thou hast only three years now. Hurry, or thou shalt lose all!"

12 Ludwig listened, but did nothing.
13 God was angered by his inaction. He sent a plague on Tirol,
14 one thousand died from it.
15 Ludwig knew this to be the work of God, and decided to take action.
 

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Known Europe, August 1424

[OOC: I'm thinking about taking away one of my cores (say, Veneto) and moving it to Baden. What do you people think?