Unspeakable, Part 1
Inquisition Provincial Hub, Gallia - June 21, 1935, 6:00 AM
“Warning,” the intercom announced, “Warning, anomalous event detected in proximity. Warning. Warning, anomalous event detected in proximity.”
Klaxons blared, and red alarms flashed. Inquisitors dressed in black suits rushed through the cramped concrete hallways to their stations, which more resembled those seen on battleships and submarines than an office building. In the communications room, more inquisitors sat at typewriters and telephone switchboards, transcribing messages as fast as they were typed out. In the main operations room, senior staff had gathered around a tabletop map of the Reich, with holographic markers denoting monsters and anomalies placed across it.
“What is it this time?” Regional Head Inquisitor Behr said.
Inquisitor Paulos pointed to a pulsing dot over northern Gallia.
“Proximity spells have detected a significant anomalous event originating roughly fifty miles south of this base,” he reported, “We are still working on a classification.”
“How serious are we talking?” Inquisitor Stephen said.
“Memory spells might not cut it,” Inquisitor Paulos said.
“Might not?” Stephen said.
“That’s what they’re saying,” Paulos said.
“That bad?” Behr said.
A sheet of paper printed out from the side of the table. Paulos picked it up.
“Classification received,” he said, “It is…”
He reread the dispatch. His eyes narrowed more.
“What?” Paulos said. “No. Impossible.”
“What’s the classification?” Stephen said.
“It’s…Omega-Alpha,” Paulos said, “But there isn’t anything above Omega.”
“Actually, there is,” Behr said.
“What do you mean?” Stephen said.
“There is an Omega-Alpha classification,” Behr said, “But knowledge of its existence is highly restricted and distributed on a need-to-know basis.”
“So what is an Omega-Alpha level event?” Paulos said. “What could be so dangerous it needed a classification above Omega?”
“What I am about to tell you is highly classified information,” Behr said, “Close the door.”
An inquisitor swung the heavy door shut. He took out a small tome and waved his hand over it, then over the door handle. A barrier of yellow energy surrounded the door, blocking any sound into or out of the room.
“Only the Kaiser and several other individuals inside and outside the Inquisition know about Omega-Alpha level events,” Behr said, “They are abnormal reality-altering events which interfere with the natural cohesion of space and time, leading to a breakdown of reality in the immediate area. And that is the best case scenario.”
“Should I ask what the worst case scenario is?” Stephen said.
“Mostly theoretical,” Behr said, “Because no worst case scenarios have been recorded before. But projections indicate that they are likely to be reality-ending events.”
Stephen and Paulos stared at Behr.
“You’re kidding,” Paulos said.
“I am not,” Behr said, “There’s a reason Omega-Alpha classification is classified.”
“What’s the plan?” Stephen said. “What containment procedures should we use?”
“Any means necessary,” Behr said.
Half an hour later, in the back alleys of Sankt-Laud, yellow rings of energy appeared in the air. A fleet of armored cars drove out of them. Each armored car carried five Inquisitors, all carrying submachine guns marked with Enochian runes. Behr adjusted his hat and trench coat and checked his gun, making sure the sigils were still intact. The radio buzzed with messages from the other cars, reporting their teams’ status.
“Cleared the portal,” Paulos said.
“Approaching the source of the anomaly,” Stephen said, “Appears to be the cathedral.”
“Copy that,” Behr said, “Stay on the lookout.”
Behr snapped a clip onto his gun, and the runes briefly glowed, warding the bullets.
They stopped in front of the cathedral, and the Inquisitors got out.
“Set up a perimeter,” Behr ordered, “Temporal bubble included. Nobody gets in or out.”
The Inquisitors fanned out and quickly surrounded the cathedral, their guns aimed at the windows and the front door. Another team of Inquisitors stood back and painted a sigil on the sidewalk with blood from a vial. One took out a tome and opened it to a specific spell. He and the rest of the team raised their hands. Circles of runes and sigils appeared around their hands, creating a larger magic circle connecting them.
A giant energy shield rose around the cathedral, and outside it, time slowed to almost a complete stop. Cars stopped, pedestrians halted, and the trees stopped blowing in the wind. For them, everything happening inside the bubble would have happened in an instant. It was unlikely they would remember anything of today’s incident. If there were any leftover memories, the bubble also doubled as an amnestic.
“Perimeter secure,” Paulos said.
“Move in,” Behr said.
While one team maintained the barrier, another team, led by Stephen, approached the cathedral, their guns ready. Finding the main door locked, one painted a sigil on it, while two others strapped a small bomb to it. They stepped back and detonated the bomb, which was enhanced and concentrated by the added spell.
“Alright, move, move, move!” Stephen shouted.
“This is the Inquisition!” his team ordered. “Hands where I can see them!”
They stormed inside. Behr heard people shouting in protest, which confused him. There was no service scheduled at this time. His entire plan wasn’t expecting civilians to be inside the containment field. But his ears didn’t lie. Stephen joined him back outside.
“Sir,” Stephen said, “You might want to see this.”
Behr followed Stephen into the cathedral. The interior was dimly lit, and the morning light did not help much. The stained glass windows were painted in dark colors, and their images had a heavy emphasis on the snake from the Garden of Eden. Not Adam and Eve and the snake, but just the snake on the tree of knowledge. Rows of men and women in dark robes sat in the pews. They had quieted down, which was even more unnerving than their shouts because now they were staring at Behr and the Inquisitors. An older man in dark robes, the minister it seemed, stood at the podium, also silently watching the Inquisitors. Behr could’ve sworn his eyes were glowing red, but maybe it was the early morning light filtering through the stained glass. His “bible” was thick, looking even thicker than a regular bible.
“We are in the middle of a service here,” the minister said.
Behr approached the minister, holding up his hands to show he was unarmed…aside from the warded gun he had hidden under his trench coat just in case.
“I apologize for our intrusion,” Behr said, “But this is an emergency. You must evacuate.”
“Thank you, but we will stay right here,” the minister said.
“I’m afraid the evacuation is nonnegotiable,” Behr said, “Your presence here has already significantly jeopardized our operation. Leave immediately. I will not warn you again.”
“It will protect us,” the minister said, “We fear nothing.”
“It?” Behr said. “What are you talking about?”
“It protects us,” the minister said, “It will make sure we are not harmed. For that is how our faith is rewarded.”
“You won’t be harmed,” Behr said.
“You’re mistaken,” the minister said, “You’re the one harming us.”
His eyes definitely were glowing now. All of the congregants stared at Behr, their eyes glowing red like the minister’s. The Inquisitors nervously aimed their guns at them. Stephen loaded his gun and stepped back to the door.
“What is the meaning of this?” Behr said. “What are you doing?”
“It loves us,” the minister said, “It is here to help us. But first, we must help It.”
He picked up his book, which was written in a non-Latin script, and began reciting an incantation in an unknown language that sounded like Basque. His voice sounded like he was hissing. The air above him began distorting and ripping. Behr drew his gun and pointed it at the minister. The congregants stood up and approached Stephen’s team.
“Stop this at once!” he ordered.
“Why?” the minister said. “Do you not accept It’s love?”
“I don’t even know what you’re talking about!” Behr said.
The minister shook his head in frustration.
“It’s no use,” he said, “You wouldn’t understand. You are heartless, after all.”
Red eldritch energy rippled out from his hands, creating a wave of spacial distortion which slammed into Behr. There was no exact word to describe it, but he was forcibly relocated to near Stephen and the door, the wind knocked out of him. The other congregants, now whipped up in a frenzy, rushed the Inquisitors, drawing blades and other weapons from their robes. The Inquisitors fired back with their submachine guns, but it was futile, and they soon disappeared into the mob. Behr heard their screams as they were hacked apart by the crude weapons. All he and Stephen could do was run outside to the other Inquisitors.
“Put up a shield!” he ordered. “Shoot anybody who gets through!”
“But sir—” Paulos said.
“You heard him!” Stephen said.
The barrier team cast another spell, putting a second barrier in the doorway. The remaining Inquisitor teams pointed their guns at the doorway in preparation, while Great War-era machine guns were loaded onto the backs of the car. Behr walked behind a car, taking cover with Paulos and Stephen.
“What happened?” Paulos said.
“We lost an entire team in there,” Behr said.
“How?” Paulos said.
“I don’t know,” Stephen said, “But we have to contain this event now.”
The doors opened, and the congregants silently shuffled outside, forming a line behind the wall. They stared down the Inquisitors with their red eyes, and Behr was completely unnerved. Behr also noticed their hair was now turning gray and white, and their skin was pale.
“This is the Inquisition!” Behr shouted. “Surrender and you will not be harmed! This is your final warning! Any further and we will open fire!”
The minister exited the cathedral and joined his flock outside.
“Those who do not welcome It’s love into their hearts are misguided,” he said, interjecting his words with phrases in the dead language, “And it is our duty to show them the error of their ways.”
The congregants approached the barrier and stepped through it, with some difficulty. The Inquisitors murmured to each other.
“Impossible,” Stephen said, “Nobody could walk through that barrier.”
“But then again, stranger things have happened just now,” Paulos said.
“Fire!” Behr shouted.
As the congregants advanced, the Inquisitors opened fire. The first few went down as expected, but the ones behind them took increasingly more and more bullets. The congregants closed the distance and drew their blades again, their faces twisted in unnatural snakeline sneers. Meanwhile, the Inquisitors emptied their clips and began reloading.
“The wards aren’t working,” Paulos said, “What do we do?”
“Switch to regular!” Behr shouted.
The Inquisitors finished reloading and flipped switches on their guns. Then they fired again, cutting down more of the congregants. But there were too many of them. They were now too close to shoot at. The Inquisitors dropped their guns and drew their enchanted daggers, preparing for close combat.
At that moment, there was a flash of light, and Behr covered his eyes. The light faded, and he saw a line of men and women standing between the Inquisitors and the congregants, all wearing amor from various cultures. Some looked like they were classical Greek or Roman soldiers, while others looked like Vikings or Slavic warriors, and still others looked Asian. They all brandished shields with swords or spears, though one woman had a bow and arrow.
“Disperse now,” an old man with white hair in flowing purple robes thundered, “Or we will smite you with all of our fury.”
“The heartless must be shown the error of their ways,” the minister said.
The two armies charged at each other.
Normandy Inquisition Regional Headquarters, Cherburg, Normandy - June 19, 2015, 8:00 AM
Dieter got out of his car and walked into an empty bar. The bartender looked up.
“Morning, Dieter,” he said, “How you doing?”
“Fine,” Dieter said.
“What are you doing in these parts?” the bartender said. “You don’t come around here often. Especially without Munster.”
“Munster’s busy in Arabia,” Dieter said, “I’m here for an inspection.”
“Inspection, huh?” the bartender said. “That’s not something you hear every day.”
“Believe me, I wasn’t expecting it either, much less being chosen to do it,” Dieter said, “Is you can believe it, the orders personally came down from the Head Inquisitor himself.”
“Interesting,” the bartender said.
“I guess I’ll just follow my orders then,” Dieter said.
“You always do, don’t you?” the bartender said. “You Egyptians and your rules.”
“I hear Alexandria’s nice this time of year,” Dieter said, “You should visit.”
“Maybe I will,” the bartender said, “It would be nice to get away from this dreary weather every now and then. Anyways, your badge?”
“My badge?” Dieter said. “I’ve been working here for over twenty years.”
“I’m sorry, my friend, but protocol’s protocol,” the bartender said, “We don’t want another 2011 on our hands.”
Dieter showed him a blank badge bearing only the symbol of the Inquisition, an imperial eagle on top of a pentagram clutching a crucifix and torch. The bartender tapped the badge, which projected a 3D sigil. Dieter’s head appeared from a magic ring of Enochian runes, accompanied by an ID number, name, and rank in plain German. The bartender tapped again to dismiss the ID and then pushed a button on the cash register. The far wall shimmered, and a hidden elevator door appeared.
“Good to go,” he said.
He passed a drink to Dieter.
“Oh, please, you don’t have to,” Dieter said.
“On the house,” the bartender said, “Don’t think I haven’t heard of what you did in Caledonia.”
“Really, it was nothing,” Dieter said.
“Nothing?” the bartender said. “What did you do at the Minch? You took out that wild Blue Men nest and rescued all of the hostages! Drinks are on the house.”
“If you were there, you’d understand,” Dieter said, “I didn’t want to wipe out the nest.”
“I’m sorry, Dieter, but that’s what we signed up for, right?” the bartender said.
Dieter sipped the beer. “I…I guess…”
“Look, I’m not saying you have to suck it up,” the bartender said, “But sometimes we have to make hard choices for the good of the outside world.”
“Perhaps,” Dieter said.
“I’ll tell the others you’re here,” the bartender said.
“Thanks,” Dieter said.
He stepped into the elevator and went down. The trip took a little while. He listened to the classical music playing over the speakers while watching a TV screen displaying headlines.
“Wild Blue Men nest neutralized, the Minch reopened for outside use”
“4 vampires, 5 werewolves shot by authorities during anti-reservation protests in Siebenburgen”
“Silesia Regional Head Inquisitor Volkhard accused of sexual harassment”
“37 casualties reported by Mongolian death worm containment task force”
“Notice: An outbreak of the Croatoan virus has been reported in the town of al-Dud, Nineveh and its surroundings - all Inquisitors in the area advised to check if their vaccines are up to date”
“Head Inquisitor Stahl resigns, citing health concerns”
Dieter focused on the headline about Stahl. He remembered meeting Stahl a week ago in his office in Vienna. As soon as he entered the office, Stahl locked the door and discretely handed him a slip of paper with orders to investigate the Normandy branch. He was to go immediately, without even a team.
“Sir, I…I’m not sure I’m qualified to lead an inspection,” Dieter said, “Much less a one-man inspection with no preparation. Not even Munster?”
Stahl coughed.
“You are qualified,” he said, “I know you are. There is no time to assemble a full team. Your partner is preoccupied with another mission I have sent him on.”
“Sir, I’m not sure why a routine inspection should be so urgent,” Dieter said.
“I can’t explain,” Stahl said, coughing again, “We don’t have much time. I don’t either.”
“What do you mean?” Dieter said.
“You will find out for yourself in Sankt-Laud,” Stahl said, “Strange things are happening there, and I believe you know how to handle them.”
“But why the rush?” Dieter said.
“There is something amiss in the Inquisition,” Stahl said, “I can’t risk it.”
“Why are you being so confusing?” Dieter said.
That conversation didn’t last much longer, and soon Dieter was here. If only Munster was here. It would be nice to have someone to bounce ideas off of right about now. He had no idea why Stahl sent him here, but he might as well get the job done and collect the paycheck.
He walked through the back wall and into a lift, which descended deep underground into a concrete hallway. Rooms on either side of the hallway held rows of Inquisitors sitting at computer workstations. At the end of the hallway, the corridor opened up into an even larger room whose back wall was covered in a computer map of the world, updated in real time. More Inquisitors sat at workstations, scanning for anomalous activity. The Regional Head Inquisitor, an old man with white hair, stood in front of the map, waiting for Dieter.
“Dieter,” he said, shaking Dieter’s hand, “Nice to see you again. Too bad Munster couldn’t make it today.”
“It’s been a while, Behr,” Dieter said, “Munster sends his regards from Arabia.”
“You haven’t changed a bit since Alexandria,” Behr said.
“I get that a lot,” Dieter said, “Congratulations on making the shortlist to succeed Stahl.”
“Thank you,” Behr said, “Anyways, why don’t we start the inspection then?”
“Uh, sure,” Dieter said, “So I guess I’ll be doing some inspecting then.”
He took out his phone and pulled up a digital tome, flipping to the correct sigil, which he tapped with his finger. A magic circle surrounded him, illuminating the room. When the spell kicked in, he found his consciousness projected out of his body, viewing the room from above. Dieter zoomed through the complex, briefly stopping to observe each room to watch Inquisitors work at their desks. Some of them were in the process of writing new spells or testing out enchantments for their weapons, while others were stuck in bureaucracy writing forms. The storage rooms were stocked with tomes and guns, as well as the traditional daggers. The break rooms were stocked with coffee, as would be expected. But when he reached the lower level and approached a closed door, he was unexpectedly repelled. He was confused as to why his astral form could not pass into the next room when he had no trouble with the rest of the office. Dieter returned to his physical body.
“Uh…I may have an issue,” he said, “One of your rooms seems to be warded and blocking my astral projection.”
“Oh, that room,” Behr said, “My apologies. We had an issue there with an anomaly.”
“An anomaly?” Dieter said.
“Has been happening all over the area lately,” Behr said, “Weird distortions of reality we have been unable to classify, much less resolve. As of right now, we can barely contain it.”
He pulled up camera footage of the door on a computer.
“This incident happened yesterday afternoon,” he said.
Dieter watched the video. Suddenly, the space around the door briefly distorted and warped, setting off alarms. Inquisitors rushed onto the screen and immediately began casting emergency containment spells, but the distortion only continued spreading, and the Inquisitors screamed. Static filled the screen.
“I see,” Dieter said, “What about the other incidents?”
“Nothing as serious,” Behr said, “Mostly in the town.”
The world map zoomed in on Normandy, with a pointer on the town of Sankt-Laud.
“Do you remember the case you worked here in 1998?” Behr said.
“Uh, yeah,” Dieter said, “Civilians reported a demon problem, we handled it.”
“Dieter, I outrank you,” Behr said, “We both know I know the classified details.”
“The Athanatoi’s own anomalous events division investigated an incident in which a demigod’s powers manifested,” Dieter said, “Which led them to discover multiple pagan deities living in that town and the demons who sought their power. I didn’t particularly like that mission. Kept getting pinned against a wall with my gun kicked away.”
“Similar anomalous events have been occurring there recently,” Behr said, “Civilians have reported items misplaced or duplicated, people walking back into rooms they just walked out of, some levitation. In fact, the events seem to be centered on the town, particularly the cathedral, if that helps. We could use some help. You do have experience working here, don’t you?”
“Yes,” Dieter said, “Sure, I can help investigate the town. Although Munster isn’t here with me, I know the people and culture.”
“Thank you, Dieter,” Behr said, “We’ll prepare a team for you.”
“Actually, I already have someone in mind to help me,” Dieter said, “What’s your policy on civilian consultants? Is it like Alexandria’s?”
X-Division, Constantinople - 3:00 PM
Dieter looked around the office and then at Anders and Angela.
“You know, for what you guys do, I expected something…flashier,” he said.
“Blame budget cuts,” Anders said, “We’ve gotten a lot of them lately.”
“Haven’t had many cases?” Dieter said.
“Maybe because you guys keep taking them first,” Angela said, “All we’re doing is reading leaked RSB files, same as everybody else.”
“Well, that’ll change,” Dieter said, “I’m here on behalf of the Inquisition to give you a case.”
Anders stared at him.
“We haven’t seen you in years,” he said, “And then you show up out of the blue? Asking us to help with a case of yours? Without your partner?”
“Munster’s busy,” Dieter said, “And I assume your other partner is too.”
“They’re on a case of their own,” Anders said.
“So what do you have?” Angela said.
“The Head Inquisitor Stahl sent me on this personal mission,” Dieter said, “He personally tasked me with investigating the Normandy branch of the Inquisition. I was just there this morning, where I learned there were some incidents happening in nearby Sankt-Laud. You remember our case there?”
“Yeah, that kid who went full Dragon Ball Z,” Anders said.
“Okay,” Dieter said, “I’m going to need your help with these new cases, if you’re free.”
“What about Munster?” Angela said.
“Apparently, Stahl sent him on another mission,” Dieter said, “In place of him, I’d like you to help me again.”
“Hear that, Angie?” Anders said. “We’re substitutes. Substitute Inquisitors.”
“Look, we need your expertise,” Dieter said, “The Inquisition wouldn’t have given me the go-ahead if they didn’t believe in you.”
“What’s the dress code?” Angela said. “Men in Black? Suits and sunglasses?”
“What?” Dieter said. “No!”
“Aw, I was looking forward to using a neuralyzer,” Anders said, “Where do I sign? Do I have to use blood? Will I die if I break the contract? Will it kill the entire country too?”
“What the frak have I gotten myself into?” Dieter muttered.
Sankt-Land - June 20, 2015, 8:00 AM
Dieter drove into town in a rental car, courtesy of the Inquisition. Angela sat in front, looking out the window and listening to her Walkman, while Anders fiddled around in the back with the climate controls and windows.
“What’s this?” Anders said, pointing at a button. “Says, uh, ‘Blackout’?”
“Makes it so you can’t be seen from outside,” Dieter said.
“So like a tinted window,” Anders said.
“No, you literally can’t be seen from outside,” Dieter said, “You’ll just see an empty seat.”
“Can I try it out?” Anders said.
“For the last time, Anders, no,” Dieter said, “Same goes for the emergency teleport button. We’re still ironing out some bugs, and it’s not safe to teleport with these anomalies around.”
“No wonder we’re driving into town and not teleporting,” Anders muttered.
“Can you tell us more about Stahl’s orders?” Angela said.
“I’m pretty confused myself,” Dieter said, “Stahl just summoned me to his office one day and told me to investigate Normandy, and all of my answers will be found in Sankt-Laud.”
“Why Sankt-Laud?” Anders said.
“I don’t know,” Dieter said, “But I couldn’t help but notice the suspicious timing of his resignation just yesterday. He said something was rotten in the Inquisition and that he trusted me with getting to the bottom of it.”
“The Inquisition being corrupt,” Angela said, “Not something you’d hear everyday.”
“Trust me, it’s more common than you think,” Dieter said, “I think the entire Hessian branch was dissolved in the 1970s for orchestrating a huge money laundering scheme.”
“You think?” Anders said.
“I don’t know everything about the Inquisition,” Dieter said, “I only joined after the war, straight out of high school. Munster told me about the Hessian branch incident. He knows this stuff more.”
“You’ve been with the Inquisition for over twenty years now, have you?” Angela said.
“Yeah, about right,” Dieter said.
“How are things?” Angela said.
“Until recently, Munster and I got by,” Dieter said, “We did our jobs well, got paid. I have to admit it was getting a little repetitive and…dare I say this…boring. Then came the Minch, and then Stahl’s order…”
“The Minch?” Angela said.
Dieter stopped talking for a moment.
“I…I’d rather not talk about it,” he said.
“Sorry,” Angela said.
“Anyways, we’re here,” Dieter said.
They rolled past a sign reading “Welcome to Sankt-Laud - Heavenly People, Heavenly Lives.”
“I don’t remember that sign from last time,” Anders said.
“Well, if you bothered to look outside instead of pushing buttons, you’d see a lot of stuff you don’t remember,” Angela said.
The town had dramatically changed since they had last visited. The medieval bridge leading into town had been refurbished, with a new trolley track running alongside the two-lane road. The old castle wall marking the boundary of the town was repainted, with murals depicting the coats of arms of the city and famous inhabitants hanging alongside modern electric lights and flags of the state of Normandy and the Reich. Inside, the old 1960s-era village-style houses still dominated the landscape, though there were new modern-style buildings of glass and concrete rising among them. The river running through the town looked much cleaner, and the banks had been developed into green beaches with bike paths and grassy meadows. The old sailing ships which once served as river ferries had been replaced by sleek modern ferries. An old water tower now had internet, cellphone, and radio reception towers rising from its top. The old rural area had been urbanized, with more houses built in the formerly run-down and sparsely populated area, though many of the vacant lots were instead turned into green spaces. There was also a new aquatic center nearby. But not all had changed. The old cathedral still loomed over the town, stoically standing in the face of modernity, a link to the town’s past.
“Okay, so what do we do now?” Anders said.
“Check your files,” Dieter said.
Anders and Angela opened their files.
“Three unclassified anomalous incidents have appeared in the last week,” Dieter said, “Somebody’s kitchen utensils levitated for three minutes and then inverted themselves. A woman’s drivers license was found duplicated, both of them perfectly valid and legal. Then both disappeared the next day. A man walked into his house only to immediately walk back out, as if he was already inside.”
“Do we have names?” Angela said.
“Yeah, a Wolfram Kinberg, Minerva Aegis, and…Wagner Weinstein,” Dieter said.
“We met those people last time,” Anders said, “Interesting.”
“It doesn’t make sense,” Dieter said, “We’ve been monitoring them closely since that incident. Nothing has happened until now.”
“I don’t think it’s because of them,” Angela said, “They appear to be victims. Kinberg probably didn’t want his utensils levitating and inverting like that. Aegis probably needed her license. And Weinstein wanted to go inside.”
“But then why are they the ones being targeted?” Dieter said. “And why didn’t Behr tell me about them yesterday?”
“I don’t know,” Angela said, “But let’s gather some more details and hopefully find a suspect.”
“Which will help us
divine a motive,” Anders said.
Angela punched his arm.
“Ow!” Anders said.
“Okay, we should split up,” Angela said, “Dieter, you head to the library and see if anything similar happened before.”
“The problem is, nothing similar has happened before,” Dieter said, “They’d be in this file.”
“Well, Behr didn’t tell you that Kinberg, Aegis, and Weinstein were in this file,” Anders said, “Best to be sure.”
“Even if he’s holding back information, it’s still unlikely,” Dieter said, “The Inquisition would’ve found any loose evidence and disposed of it.”
“There’s always the chance they missed something,” Angela said.
“And you?” Dieter said.
“I think it’s time we paid a visit to some old friends,” Anders said.
Weinstein residence - 9:00 AM
Wagner Weinstein sat down on the couch and clasped his hands.
“Well, this is unexpected,” he said, “How long has it been, seventeen years?”
“About right,” Angela said.
“It’s nice to see you two again,” Wagner said.
“You haven’t aged at all,” Anders said.
“One of the perks of being a god,” Wagner said, “Though it can also be a curse at times.”
“How’s Joey doing?” Angela said.
“He’s fine,” Wagner said, “He no longer lives in these parts. Went off to college in Milan, settled down in Pomerania. Calls every week or so. So, what can I do for you two?”
“We’re here to investigate the strange incident you had last week,” Angela said.
“Oh, the reality warping?” Wagner said. “Yeah, that was weird.”
“Do you know what happened?” Anders said.
“I went through my door and ended up walking back outside,” Wagner said, “At first I thought it was Janus up to his old tricks, but he’s been running a game show for the last fifty years, something about three doors. And then I heard Minerva and Wolfram had similar problems.”
“So who do you think could be causing it?” Angela said.
“I don’t know,” Wagner said, “Doesn’t feel like magic, and if it was, it would be really old. It felt more like someone was directly messing with reality.”
“Who could do something like that?” Anders said.
“I really don’t know,” Wagner said, “I feel like I should, but now that I think about it, my memory’s fuzzy in places. I’ve lived for so long, I’ve forgotten a lot of things.”
“Well, if you come up with something, give us a call,” Angela said, handing him a business card, “We’ll be talking with Minerva and Wolfram too.”
“Alright,” Wagner said, “Again, it was nice seeing you two again. After what you did for my son back then…I don’t know how I can repay you.”
Sankt-Land Public Library - 9:30 AM
Dieter sat down at a computer and opened a browser. He typed “Levitation” into the search bar. Several books related to modern magic popped up. Not the Inquisition kind, but rather the useless rabbit-out-of-a-hat kind. While they made for cool party tricks, Dieter could do much more with real magic. And he should probably be using that right now, as the regular search predictably turned up nothing suspicious.
He took out his phone and flipped to a sigil which looked like circuits laid over a pentagram. He tapped it lightly. The sigil glowed, followed by the computer screen blinking and flashing. Although it still used a regular operating system, the color scheme and user interface now indicated he was on an Inquisition-only local network. He searched his query again, and this time two entries were found.
“Ah, those books interest you, I see,” a librarian said, approaching him.
Dieter panicked, though he knew the network had a spell which made it so all non-Inquisitor users would see only a normal screen.
“Are you…” Dieter said.
“I was,” the librarian said, “I retired five years ago. But you can’t really leave the life, can you? I’ve spent my days in this library, waiting for that day to come.”
“That day?” Dieter said.
“When someone like you would show up and find those books,” the librarian said.
“What do you mean?” Dieter said.
“Around the time I retired, one of my old students approached me with those very books,” the librarian said, “He said he had found them in the Vienna archives.”
“And?” Dieter said.
“Nobody was willing to talk about them, let alone explain why they were in the most highly classifed wing of the archives,” the librarian said, “Not long after that, the Council declared him excommunicado and then liquidated his entire branch, the Prague one.”
“That’s why the Prague branch was dissolved?” Dieter said.
“Perhaps,” the librarian said, “I hope he’s okay. Me? I’m just a simple librarian these days. I’ll get your books. Get a reading room ready.”
“Thanks,” Dieter said.
“Oh, and I heard about what you did at the Minch,” the librarian said.
“Please, I don’t feel like talking about it,” Dieter said.
“That’s okay,” the librarian said.
Dieter walked to a reading room, and a minute later, the librarian set the two books on the table.
“I hope you can make sense of what’s going on lately,” the librarian said, “Make sure nobody can hear you.”
“I’m just reading some books,” Dieter said.
“Best to be sure,” the librarian said, “Things aren’t as they seem in the Inquisition.”
The librarian left, and Dieter locked the door behind him. Then he took out his phone and activated another sigil.
“Quies,” he said.
The lights briefly flickered before returning to normal. The spell would make sure not a single sound emerged from the room. With that taken care of, Dieter turned to the first book, an old notebook from the 1930s. Its edges had been singed, and some pages had been torn out. The cover bore the symbol of a pentagram and imperial eagle, the insignia of the prewar Inquisition. This book was an Inquisitor’s journal. But the Normandy branch wasn’t established until 1946. Unless there was an older branch that was wiped out in that war.
He opened the book and read as best as he could. Many pages had been torn out or burned, and what remained was a barely legible handwritten scrawl. He took out his phone and cast a spell, then waved the phone camera over the book, attempting to restore the destroyed pages and get more context. However, his phone returned an error message.
Unable to restore target - nothing to restore
The author was smart, putting down a ward to block the restoration of those pages. It would take a more powerful sigil to undo the protection, which he didn’t have with him. He’d have to go back to headquarters and dig into the archives, but he had the feeling he wouldn’t be welcome in the archives. He’d make do with what he had.
…Class 1 incidents, at most. Has to be. Simple levitation and duplication of small items. Don’t understand why they had to send my team…a shadowy figure appearing at random…nothing adds up here.
Okay, things are getting really weird. I swear things are getting distorted…grass turned bright blue an hour ago. A bunch of people are saying they can’t get into or leave their homes…messed up beyond description. Rooms connected to the wrong ones, doors not taking them where they want to go…more shadowy figures…lights at the cathedral…feel like I’m always being watched everywhere I go…
…backup requested…response yet…overrun…magic doesn’t work…branch overrun…does it always have to be cultists…we need backup…
The rest of the pages were completely torn out or burned. With nothing else to read, Dieter picked up the second book, which was much heavier and more intact. It was thick, and its pages were thin and light, like a bible. Both the front and back covers were adorned with the motif of a snake circling the edges, eating its own tail. There was no title. He opened the book to the first page but didn’t get far, because the words were written in an unknown script similar to something between Sanskrit and Sumerian, arranged in what appeared to be verse. He cursed. This looked like no language he had seen before, even in the most esoteric circles. Who would’ve published an entire book written in this script? Who would know how to read it?
A slip of paper fell out of the ancient tome. Dieter picked it up and found a key wrapped inside. A note was written on the paper.
“don’t let them get away with it”
Dieter looked at the key, which seemed to be for a door. The old Inquisition coat of arms was engraved on its head, meaning it was probably for a base. He looked at his phone and activated a sigil to find the lock that matched this key. The key levitated and slowly floated across the room before stopping at the wall. Dieter approached the wall and found the wallpaper was of a slightly different color in one area. He cast another spell, which revealed a hidden door. The key fit perfectly in the lock with a rusty click. Dieter pushed open the door, brushing away the dust that fell on his shoulders and arms, and descended the dark staircase behind it. Using his phone’s flashlight to illuminate the area, he noticed the bones scattered on the ground. They had been brutally hacked apart. Torn Inquisition uniforms and guns lay next to them. He looked up and wiped the dust off a nameplate at the next doorway, which was collapsed by rubble.
“Inquisition Provincial Headquarters - Gallia”
Dieter heard a noise behind him. Ethereal figures rushed past him. As he focused, he could make out the figures of old Inquisitors, shooting at unseen targets. They appeared to be shooting at both the entrance and into the base, as if they were surrounded. One by one, they stopped firing and fell, and the apparitions faded.
Something bad had happened here. Something Behr wasn’t telling him.
Saint-Croix Cathedral - 10:00 AM
Wagner got out of his sports car and entered the old cathedral. Wolfram, Minerva, and Cornelius waited for him inside.
“Where’re the others?” he said.
“Diane and Ultor are in North Eimerica,” Wolfram said, “You know how the others are.”
“Anyways, let’s talk about these reality warps,” Minerva said.
“Do any of you know what’s going on?” Wagner said. “Because I have no idea. The Athanatoi and Inquisition are getting involved.”
“We could sure use their help right about now,” Cornelius said, “It might be happening again.”
“What?” Wolfram said.
“Eighty years ago, something similar happened here,” Cornelius said, “You should know, we all were there.”
“No, it can’t be that,” Minerva said, “What’s happening now, it’s all a bunch of mundane stuff. Not something serious.”
“That’s how it started last time,” Cornelius said.
“But we solved the problem,” Wagner said, “There is no threat.”
“Don’t be so sure,” Cornelius said.
“Should we tell the Inquisition?” Wolfram said.
“No,” Minerva said, “I don’t trust them. After what happened back then.”
They heard screeching tires and crumpling metal. They rushed outside and saw a car sitting in the middle of the street, its front and back both crushed as if something had hit it. Pedestrians had rushed over to the driver.
“Are you okay?” one asked.
“I don’t know,” the driver said, “I swear I hit something, and someone hit me!”
“I was back here!” another driver shouted fifty feet away. "I didn’t hit anything!”
“Then who hit me?” the first driver said. “Myself?”
A flock of pigeons flew out of the sidewalk in front of Wagner and into the sky. The bench next to him levitated for several seconds and then fell back to the ground.
“It’s happening,” Cornelius said, “There’s no denying it.”
“So what do we do?” Wagner said.
“Gather the others,” Cornelius said, “We don’t have much time.”
As the gods left the church, they didn’t notice shadowy figures watching them from a distance.