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The Hohenzollern Empire 5
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Fallen/Rising Phoenix



Zhu.


Molotov.


And Hohenzollern.


The dust has settled, and the guns have fallen silent on all fronts. After the second war to end all wars, the old order has been thoroughly reduced to ash. In its place a new order rises like a phoenix.

Gone are the days of the Concert of Eurasia and the Imperial Century. Gone are the fascist regimes in Asia, Africa, and the Eimericas, which hastened their own downfall in their mad bid to conquer the world. Three titans dominate a world that has just emerged from the horrors of war.

In the east, the mighty Chinese Empire remains the undisputed master of Asia and the Pacific, with the Ming dynasty, the House of Zhu, ruling territory spanning three continents. But this behemoth of industry, boasting one of the largest armies in the world, is not infallible. The Chinese did not lose the war, but they didn't win it either. Four years of warfare took a toll on the Celestial Empire. The ambitions of Wang Jingwei and his Guomindang Party have subverted Chinese democracy, and the Chinese people languish under an effective military dictatorship carried on by his successors, General Chiang Kai-Shek and his son Jiang Jingguo. The Empire's western borders, which had been a thorn in Nanjing's side during the war, still threatens to escalate any small skirmish with the Soviets into war. And the colonies, having contributed much for the war effort, are growing tired of being ruled from Nanjing...

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The newest superpower and most dangerous threat to world peace is the Commune of Soviet Socialist Republics, or Soviet Commune. Established after equalist revolutionaries overthrew the weak democratic republic which itself overthrew and sent the House of Rurikovich into exile, under the leadership of the chairmen Lenin and Trotsky the Soviets have spread the revolution worldwide, toppling the monarchies of North Eimerica and inadvertently giving rise to fascism in the Old World. And with the Soviets' decisive victory in the war, they have now expanded their influence deep into Europe and Central Asia.

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The oldest superpower, the Roman Reich, led by the Hohenzollerns and their new chancellor, Konrad Adenauer, is exhausted by six years of constant war both around the world and at home. Its capital of Berlin lies in ruins; the temporary capital, Constantinople, isn't better off.


Berlin

In 1939, the fascist Angeloi dynasty and their supporters attempted a coup against the Kaiser, starting a terrible civil war which devastated most of the imperial heartland. In 1941, the Angeloi invaded Russia and soundly lost. The Reich was powerless to prevent the loss of its eastern provinces to the Soviets not only because it was in no shape to wage another war but also because of a new terrifying weapon stolen "invented" by Soviet scientists.

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Multiple nations had attempted to split the atom and harness unimaginable amounts of power for use as a weapon. India, China, Rome, the Angeloi, and Russia all sought to control the atom, but it was the Soviets who got the bomb first, with horrible results. Nuclear weapons annihilated the cities of Warsaw, Dresden, and Königsberg, ushering in the atomic age.


Dresden


Warsaw

In 1946, the Reich's long road to recovery is just beginning, and it will take years before it returns to its former glory. But with the rise of nuclear weapons, any war with the Soviets to free its citizens in Eastern Europe could potentially end in the annihilation of the Reich. If the Reich develops its own nuclear weapons to country this, any war could possibly cause the complete extinction of the human species. Both the Romans and Soviets know this. Instead of military action, both now wage war in the diplomatic sphere, competing with each other for influence over regional powers. The winner of this Cold War will decide the fate of the world. The Reich stands for the cause of freedom, capitalism, monarchy, and meritocracy, while the Soviets want nothing better than to finish what Lenin and Trotsky started and spread the proletarian revolution to the rest of the world. There is also a third option, the sleeping giant of China. Turning inwards and away from the world, the dragon slumbers in isolation. Should it turn outward again like it did before the war, it could form a third bloc in the Cold War. After all, Wang Jingwei's ambition to "restore" a Sinocentric world order hasn't been finished...

An Iron Curtain is descending across Eurasia, and with it the curtain is rapidly falling on the Reich and its ruling dynasty. The House of Hohenzollern, which had ruled the most powerful empire in the world for almost a thousand years, risks being consigned to the dustbin of history. Centuries of achievements are now coming under fire. Will the Hohenzollerns reclaim their glory, or will they die in nuclear fire with the rest of humanity? Or will they be deposed by their own people and their empire torn asunder by the godless equalists?

Democracy.

Equalism.


Meritocracy.

East versus West.



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Who will create the New World Order?

(I did not create this, obviously)

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Hello, and welcome to "The Hohenzollern Empire 5," the fifth stage of my Hohenzollern Roman Empire megacampaign, which was begun in 1066 in CKII and played through EUIV, Victoria II, and Hearts of Iron 3 (not 4!). This will be the first stage stage of the extended megacampaign, spanning the years from 1946 to 2100 and bridging the gap with Stellaris, which will begin in 2100. I am using a heavily modded version (1.09 I think?) of the New World Order mod by simsulla as a base for this campaign.

In the CKII portion of the story, the (custom) Hohenzollern dynasty, aided by their allies and (somewhat) loyal vassals the Habsburgs and the real Hohenzollerns (designated in this AAR as Hohenzollern-Sigmaringen) conquered, crusaded, and inherited their way to claim the imperial thrones of the Greeks and Germans, with Friedrich the Great and Friedrich the Glorious uniting the lands of the two heirs of Rome and Saint Wilhelmina uniting the eastern and western halves of Christianity, but battled for centuries against the barbarian hordes from the east and west for the very survival of Christianity and the new Roman Empire.

In the EUIV segment, the barbarian hordes have been defeated for good, and the Reich progressed into first the Age of Exploration and the Renaissance and then into the Enlightenment. Colonies have been established all across the world, and the barbarians have been defeated and crushed in their own homelands.

In the Victoria II installment, the Reich under Kaisers Sigismund II and Franz Joseph I quickly caught on to the winds of industrialization blowing out of Tran Vietnam and led the world into the industrial revolution, ushering a long era of (mostly) peace and prosperity known as the Imperial Century. Much of Africa and South Eimerica were brought under Berlin's control, expanding the empire to a size no previous empire ever reached. However, this era was not without its problems. The barbarian empires continued to collapse, inviting dangerous ideologies to take root in their lands. The various Chinese dynasties united together under one banner which rapidly became a force to be reckoned with.

The First World War, also known as the Weltkrieg, and its horrendous slaughter ended the Imperial Century for good along with countless other kingdoms and empires. As old ideas faded away, new ones took their places. Fascism and equalism grew in popularity, sweeping away ancient regimes in North Eimerica, Eastern Europe, and Central Asia and replacing them with horrifying totalitarian dictatorships. Even the Hohenzollerns have ran into their own set of problems, obstacles that they had to overcome to ensure their empire's continued existence.

The Second World War, which took place in HOI3, was even worse than the first. Beginning when the Indian Raj under the madman Mohandas Gandhi invaded Turkestan in 1939 and escalating when the fascist Markos Angelos and his followers rebelled against the young Kaiser Otto a week later, the world was plunged into chaos over the next five years. The Reich tore itself apart in a brutal civil war that laid waste to hundreds of cities and killed millions of citizens. The Indians embarked on a systematic and downright evil campaign of genocide against poor minorities, most notably Muslims and Turks. The Chinese Empire succumbed to military dictatorship when the Angeloi launched an invasion of mainland China and its many colonies. An ill-fated invasion of the Soviet Commune by the Angeloi resulted in three Roman cities being reduced to rubble in one day and large swathes of Roman territory being occupied by the equalists, who have no intention of letting go of their conquests.

Since the darkest days of World War II, the world is still recovering from its war wounds, and the Cold War has developed from its modest beginnings to a hot competition between the weakened Roman Reich, the military-dominated Chinese Empire, and the rising Commune of Soviet Socialist Republics, which has seized large parts of the Reich's land in Europe. Along with increased testing of nuclear weapons, this created a politically conservative climate. In the Reich, Konrad Adenauer, a staunch anti-equalist who nevertheless pushed for center-left social reforms such as civil rights for all Romans and expanded healthcare for the elderly and the poor, was appointed to the Chancellery after the resignation of his wartime predecessor, Franz von Papen. Kaiser Otto I von Hohenzollern rules over an empire broken by years of civil war, with millions of his citizens suffering under Soviet oppression. Tensions are on the rise both within the Reich and around the world, and even if the Soviets or Chinese do not make a move, his own people may decide that nine centuries of Hohenzollern rule may be more than enough...

Every beginning of the decade (1950, 1960, 1970, etc.) I will post a world update and a "look back" on the previous decade's events, with a focus on culture and society instead of politics. Occasionally I will post a story update from the point of view of certain characters instead of the usual gameplay update.

I will attempt to limit my own expansion (no declaring war on anybody without an appropriate in-game event/decision or a justifiable in-universe reason), and console commands/save reloading/save editing will be used for balance, better immersion, AI advantages, glitches, crashes, and other emergency situations. Due to the nature of this campaign's mod being based on an old version of New World Order and the extensive modifications I have done, there are bound to be bugs and glitches at some point. I apologize for any inconveniences in narrative this may cause.

I will also attempt to disable most if not all attempts by the AI to declare war on their own; they can declare war when the relevant event or decision fires for them. Once we pass the modern day (18 May 2017 as of this posting), I will slightly relax this rule and cut back on custom events to allow for a dynamic evolution of the world in preparation for the final transition into Stellaris.

I hope you'll enjoy the next stage of our journey.

Saints Wilhelmina and Gunhilda, grant us victory in battle.
~Zen

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Technical details

I am playing on beta patch 3.04 with all major DLCs/expansion packs. As for NWO, I'm pretty sure I'm using version 1.09 or 1.11 with some additions from 1.12 and the latest version. I've also added some features and mechanics from the Cold War Enhanced mod by Settin to Trieste.


Credit(s)

Thanks to @simsulla for creating the brilliant mod which formed the basis of this campaign. Without them I would have just directly skipped to Stellaris. Though I am a bit disappointed that I couldn't get the HOI-NWO converter to work.:p A shoutout to @Settin to Trieste for developing Cold War Enhanced.

Thanks to @dragoon9105 for letting me take some "creative liberties" with his own megacampaign. There will be some characters and references from his megacampaign in this AAR.

Thanks to /u/Ludie_Engmann for writing the NWO AAR on Reddit that inspired this segment. I never would have gotten the idea to write a NWO continuation if I hadn't read that AAR.

And thanks to all of the readers who have stuck with me through five AARs! I couldn't have gotten here without all of you! Thank you all so much!

Disclaimer

This AAR will cover the modern era, especially the events of the last seventy years up to the present day, and as such can and will cover, intentionally or not, topics that may be controversial in the current political climate, to say the least. I do not intend to make any political statements in this AAR, and if I do unintentionally, please don't start a flame war. I ask all of you to leave politics out of this thread and just enjoy the story. If you don't, I can and will call a moderator. You've been warned.

Also, some story arcs may have been inspired by existing works of fiction (that are copyrighted). In that case, I do not own said existing works of fiction or claim to own them. Don't sue me.

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Bonus TV Tropes link (Warning: TV Tropes)
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Table of Contents

Chapters are arranged in in-universe chronological order, not posting order. To avoid spoilers, I recommend starting with "Prologue." Please let me know if the links are incorrect.

May 9, 2020 update: Due to a recent forum update, the screenshots in all chapters up to 453 are now formatted incorrectly. I apologize as I don't want to go through all 453 chapters again, but you can get the full size of each picture by clicking on them. Hopefully they are fixed from Chapter 454 on. I hope you understand.

(*) denotes a non-Hohenzollern head of state (monarch, regent, or republican leader).
Kaisers of the Romans are bolded and their nicknames and reign lengths noted.
Chancellors of the Reich after 1800 are italicized and their party affiliation and time in office noted.


Friedrich I "the Great" (1066-1105)
Chapter 10: Bicentennial (1066-1105)

Friedrich II "the Glorious" (1105-1126)
Chapter 13: Saint Gunhilda, the Maid of Kujawy (1118-1125)

Wilhelmina I "the Saint," or Saint Wilhelmina, Isapostolos (1126-1192)
Chapter 15: Saint Wilhelmina, the Mender of the Schism (1126)
Chapter 17: Saint Wilhelmina, the Hunter (1126-1133)
Chapter 19: Saint Wilhelmina, the Poet (1135-1151)
Chapter 21: Saint Wilhelmina, the Enlightened One (1126-1151)
Chapter 23: Saint Wilhelmina, the Warrior Empress (1151-1160)
Chapter 25: Greek Fire, Part 1 (1161)
Chapter 27: Greek Fire, Part 2 (1161)
Chapter 29: Greek Fire, Part 3 (1162)
Chapter 31: Saint Wilhelmina, Gunhilda's Daughter (1162-1174)
Chapter 33: Saint Wilhelmina, the Final Years (1174-1192)

Wilhelm I "the Lionheart" (1192-1199), Wilhelm II "the Magnificent" (1199-1237), and Wilhelm III "the Hammer" (1237-1243)
Chapter 35: The Three Wilhelms Period and the Beginning of the Thirteenth Century Crisis (1199-1243)

Siegfried I "the Hunter" (1243-1261)
Prologue: First Contact (1236-1246)
Chapter 1: Enemy at the Gates (1246-1251)
Chapter 2: Worcester and Gloucester (1251)
Chapter 3: War in the Near East (1251-1259)
Chapter 4: The Wrath of (Temur) Khan (1259-1261)

Sigismund I "the Holy" (1261-1308)
Chapter 5: Protection Through Victory (1261-1275)
Chapter 6: The Holy Kaiser (1275-1300)
Update 6: The Known World in 1300
Chapter 7: The Silk Road and the Great Plague (1300-1304)
Chapter 8: The Stag (1304)
Chapter 9: Sigismund the Holy and the Dragon of Marrakech (1301)
Chapter 11: Holy, Roman, and an Empire (1305-1308)

Friedrich Augustin I "the Just" (1308-1347)
Chapter 12: The August Kaiser (1308-1313)
Chapter 14: Rise of the Ottomans (1317-1327)
Chapter 16: The Just Kaiser (1327-1347)

Reinhard I ('the Mad Kaiser') (1347-1353)
Chapter 18: Reinhard, the Mad Kaiser (without a nickname) (1347-1353)

Friedrich Augustin II "the Hammer" (1353-1378)
Chapter 20: The Last Horde; Or, The Iron Khan (1353-1357)
Chapter 22: Fire-lances and Thunder-sticks (1357-1362)
Chapter 24: The End of the Augustiad (1362-1378)

Martin I "the Noble" (1378-1418)
Chapter 26: The Wrath of Timur (Khan) (1378-1395)
Chapter 28: Persepolis (1395-1400)
Update 28: The Known World in 1400
Chapter 30: 300 (1400-1418)

Friedrich Augustin III "the Lion," or "the Reformer" (1418-1444)
Chapter 32: Friedrdich Augustin III and the Giant of Napoli (1418)
Chapter 34: The Lion Kaiser (1418-1421)
Chapter 36: Second Contact (1422)
Chapter 37: In the Beginning (c.950-c.1010)
Chapter 38: Wilhelm III's Revenge (1422-1430)
Chapter 39: The Mexica "Crusade" (1430-1435)
Chapter 40: The Pointless War and the Reforms of 1436 (1436-1440)
Chapter 41: The Last Malian Crusade and the Reforms of 1440 (1440-1442)
Chapter 42: The Reforms of 1442 (1442)
Chapter 43: Feudal Life (1443-1444)
Chapter 44: The End... (1 2 3 4 5 6) (1444)
Epilogue: ...Of the Beginning (November 10, 1444) [End of CKII installments]
Chapter 45: No Longer Necessary (1444)

Friedrich Augustin IV, "the Last Crusader" (1444-1466)
Chapter 46: Traianos's Rebellion (1444)
Chapter 47: Blood in the Water (1444-1448)
Chapter 48: The Timurid War (1448-1452)
Chapter 49: Rounding the Cape (1452-1464)
Chapter 50: The First Malaya Expedition (1464-1466)

Friedrich Augustin V, "the Explorer" (1466-1494)
Chapter 51: Heresy (1466-1467)
Chapter 52: Prospering Times (1467-1470)
Chapter 53: The Voyages of Kristoff Eimerich, Part 1 (1470)
Chapter 54: The First Lapland Krieg (1470-1472)
Chapter 55: The Voyages of Kristoff Eimerich, Part 2 (1472)
Chapter 56: Northern Chaos (1472-1476)
Chapter 57: The Spice Must Flow (Some More) (1476-1480)
Chapter 58: The Discovery of the Far East, Part 1 - The Voyages of Wolfram Ferdinand(1480-1483)
Chapter 59: The Discovery of the Far East, Part 2 - The Voyages of Heinrich Arndt(1483-1484)
Chapter 60: The Discovery of the Far East, Part 3 - The Voyages of Heinrich Arndt(1484-1489)
Chapter 61: The Kokkand War (1489-1494)

Wolfram I, "the Fair" (1494-1539)
Chapter 62: The Girl Who Heard Angels (1494)
Chapter 63: The Woman Who Killed Angels (1494)
Chapter 64: The Conquest of Malaya (1494-1498)
Chapter 65: The Known World in 1500 (1498-1500)
Chapter 66: Revolution in the Heavens and On Earth (1500-1504)
Chapter 67: The Second Lapland Krieg (1504-1507)
Chapter 68: Delenda Est Malacca (1507-1513)
Chapter 69: Disaster in Africa (1513-1518)
Chapter 70: Fairness for (almost) All (1518-1531)
Chapter 71: The Expeditions of La Malinche (1501-1525)
Chapter 72: Around the World...or Not (1531-1539)

Wilhelmina II, "Heaven-Sent" (1539-1569)
Chapter 73: Full Circle (1539-1542)
Chapter 74: The Fourth Lapland Krieg (1542-1548)
Chapter 75: Zunset (1548-1556)
Chapter 76: Out of Air (1556-1564)
Chapter 77: The Persian Menace (1564-1569)

Victoria I, "the Old," "Angel-Touched" (1569-1573)
Chapter 78: Attack of the Zoroastrians (1569-1573)

Martin II, "the Dutch-Man" (1573-1595)
Chapter 79: Revenge of the Sayyids (1573-1581)
Chapter 80: The Interwar Period (1581-1591)
Chapter 81: Vengeance (1591-1592)
Chapter 82: Ambition (1592-1595)
Chapter 83: Betrayal (1595)

Malcolm Bethune, "the Black," "the Usurper," "the Terrible," "the Tyrant," "the Cruel," "[REDACTED],"etc. (1595-1596)*
Chapter 84: Suspicion (1596)
Chapter 85: Madness (1596)
Chapter 86: Purge (1596)
Chapter 87: Chaos (1596)
Chapter 88: Anarchy (1596)
Chapter 89: Revolution (1596)
Chapter 90: Der Untergang (1596)

Sophia I, "the Restored," "the Righteous" (1596-1603)
Chapter 91: Restoration (1596-1599)
Chapter 92: The Known World in 1600 (1600)
Chapter 93: The New Century (1600-1603)

Friedrich Augustin von Arbon, "the (False) Regent" (1603)*
Chapter 94: Bloodless (March-May 1603)

Friedrich III, "the Merciful" (1603-1616)
Chapter 95: War and Peace (1603-1611)
Chapter 96: The Desert War (1611-1615)
Chapter 97: The Jungle War (1615-1616)

Otto von Habsburg, regent for Frederica Augusta I (1616-1618)*
Chapter 98: Purity (1616-1618)

Frederica Augusta I "the Absolute," "the Enlightened Despot" (1618-1668)
Chapter 99: Aristocracy (1618-1626)
Chapter 100: Inquisition (1626)
Chapter 101: The Inquisition Strikes Back (1626)
Chapter 102: The Synod, Part 1 (1626)
Chapter 103: The Synod, Part 2 (1626)
Chapter 104: The Synod, Part 3 (1626)
Chapter 105: Honor and Truth (1626-1627)
Chapter 106: Crackdown (1627-1629)
Chapter 107: The Eighth Lapland Krieg (1629-1631)
Chapter 108: War (1631)
Chapter 109: Conversion (1631-1636)
Chapter 110: Retaliation (1636-1641)
Chapter 111: Revelation (1641/1666)
Chapter 112: Civil War (1641-1643)
Chapter 113: The Devil You Don't Know (1643)
Chapter 114: More and More Rebels (1643-1646)
Chapter 115: Lublin (1646-1648)
Chapter 116: War and More War (1648-1651)
Chapter 117: Nightfall (1651-1652)
Chapter 118: Midnight, Part 1 (1652)
Chapter 119: Midnight, Part 2 (1652)
Chapter 120: Midnight, Part 3 (1652-1656)
Chapter 121: A Desert Skirmish (1656-1663)
Chapter 122: The First Commonwealth War (1663-1666)
Chapter 123: Pruthenian Hussars (1666-1668)
Chapter 124: Defeating the Undefeated (1668)

Sophia II "the Liberator" (1668-1684)
Chapter 125: Limes (1668-1675)
Chapter 126: The Eimerican Wars of Independence (1675-1677)
Chapter 127: Freedom and Apologies (1677-1680)
Chapter 128: Devastating Peace (1680-1684)

Victoria II "the Emancipator" (1684-1714)
Chapter 129: The Third Commonwealth War (1684-1689)
Chapter 130: Eastern Chaos (1689-1694)
Chapter 131: Hegemony (1694-1699)
Chapter 132: The World in 1700 (1700)
Chapter 133: Intervention in the Eimericas (1700-1706)
Chapter 134: The Glorious War (1706-1711)
Chapter 135: Absolutism (1711-1714)

Wilhelmina III "the Victorious" (1714-1740)
Chapter 136: Yet Another Persian War (1714-1726)
Chapter 137: The Fifth Commonwealth War (1726-1731)
Chapter 138: Suez and Kiel (1731-1740)

Frederica Augusta II "the Enlightened" (1740-1760)
Chapter 139: The Sixth Commonwealth War (1740-1749)
Chapter 140: The Height of the Enlightenment (1749-1760)

Victoria III, "Nahua-Slayer" (1760-1791)
Chapter 141: The Seventh Commonwealth War (1760-1769)
Chapter 142: Sunrise Invasion, Part 1 - Blitzkrieg (1769-1772)
Chapter 143: Sunrise Invasion, Part 2 - Containment (1772-1778)
Chapter 144: Recovery (1778-1787)
Chapter 145: The Eighth Commonwealth War (1787-1791)

Frederica Augusta III "the Winter Soldier" (1791-1803)
Chapter 146: Pragmatic Sanction (1791-1793)
Chapter 147: Clash of Giants (1793-1797)
Chapter 148: East Against West (1797-1800)
Chapter 149: The World on the Verge of Modernity (1800)

Klemens von Metternich (Hohenzollern Faction) (1800 - 1862)
Chapter 150: Musicians and Diplomats (1800-1804)

Klemens von Metternich*, Reichskanzler, and Nikephoros von Hohenzollern, Megas Domestikos of the Imperial Legions, Regents for Siegfried II (1803-1807)
Chapter 151: Revolution (1803-1807)

Siegfried II "the son of Nikephoros," (1807-1825)
Chapter 152: The War of 1814 (1807-1816)
Chapter 153: Tipping the Balance (1816-1825)

Sigismund II "the Modernizer" (1825-1847, 1854-1861)
Chapter 154: Protection Through Defeat (1825-1835)
Chapter 155: The New Augustinian Code (1835)
Chapter 156: An Imperial Century, Part 1 (1835)
Chapter 157: An Imperial Century, Part 2 (1835)
Chapter 158: An Imperial Century, Part 3 (1835)
Chapter 159: An Imperial Century, Part 4 (1835)
Chapter 160: An Imperial Century, Part 5 (1835)
Chapter 161: The Sun Never Sets (1835) [End of EUIV installments]
Chapter 162: Census (1 January 1836)
Chapter 163: The (First) Final Finland War (1 January 1836 - 13 March 1836)
Chapter 164: The (First) Last Commonwealth War (13 March 1836 - 14 August 1836)
Chapter 165: Conference (14 August 1836)
Chapter 166: Peaceful Expansion (14 August 1836 - 2 January 1838)
Chapter 167: The Siberian "Botanical" Expedition, Part 1 (1 May 1837)
Chapter 168: The Age of Liberalism and Nationalism (2 January 1838 - 8 January 1839)
Chapter 169: The Para Crisis (8 January 1839 - 22 November 1839)
Chapter 170: Insurgencies and Revolutions (22 November 1839 - 29 April 1841)
Chapter 171: Action and Reaction (30 April 1841 - 2 September 1842)
Chapter 172: The Siberian "Botanical" Expedition, Part 2 (22 June 1842)
Chapter 173: War in the Old and New World (3 September 1842 - 11 September 1843)
Chapter 174: From Siberia to the Pacific (11 September 1843 - 24 November 1844)
Chapter 175: The Pacific "Botanical" Expedition, Part 1 (12 September 1843)
Chapter 176: The Beginning of the End (24 November 1844 - 19 May 1845)
Chapter 177: The Maximist War, Part 1 - The Revolution is Here (19 May 1845 - 18 November 1845)
Chapter 178: The Maximist War, Part 2 - The Fall (18 November 1845 - 18 February 1846)
Chapter 179: The Maximist War, Part 3 - Counter-Attack (18 February 1846 - 15 October 1846)
Chapter 180: The Maximist War, Part 4 - The Last Stand (15 October 1846 - 4 July 1847)

Maximilian I "the Unready" (1847-1848)
Chapter 181: Power to the People (4 July 1847 - 3 February 1848)

(First) Roman Civil War (disputed ruler) (1848-1854)
Maximist claimant: Maximilian I (ruling through Ministerprasident Konrad von Habsburg)
Siegfriedist claimant: Sigismund II (advised by Reichskanzler Klemens von Metternich)

Chapter 182: The Siegfriedist War, Part 1 - Opening Moves (3 February 1848 - 20 November 1848)
Chapter 183: The Siegfriedist War, Part 2 - The Liberation of the Isles (20 November 1848 - 14 December 1849)
Chapter 184: The Siegfriedist War, Part 3 - Footholds (14 December 1849 - 9 September 1850)
Chapter 185: The Siegfriedist War, Part 4 - Relentless Advance (9 September 1850 - 24 June 1851)
Chapter 186: The Siegfriedist War, Part 5 - Anarchism and the Home Front (24 June 1851 - 13 July 1852)
Chapter 187: The Siegfriedist War, Part 6 - Circling Vultures (13 July 1852 - 22 July 1853)
Chapter 188: The Siegfriedist War, Part 7 - The Last Offensive (22 July 1853 - 5 June 1854)
Chapter 189: The Siegfriedist War, Part 8 - Charge of the Light Brigade (5 June 1854 - 12 September 1854)

Sigismund II "the Modernizer" (1825-1847, 1854-1861)
Chapter 190: Reconstruction (12 September 1854 - 16 May 1855)
Chapter 191: Absolute Power (16 May 1855 - 23 February 1858)
Chapter 192: The Miracle of the Cave, Part 1 (11 March 1858)
Chapter 193: The Miracle of the Cave, Part 2 (12 March 1858)
Chapter 194: The Miracle of the Cave, Part 3 (13 March 1858)
Chapter 195: The Miracle of the Cave, Part 4 (14 March 1858)
Chapter 196: The Miracle of the Cave, Part 5 (14 March 1858 - 22 March 1858)
Chapter 197: Evolution and Revolution (22 March 1858 - 1 May 1860)
Chapter 198: Protection in Victory, Again (1 May 1860 - 21 August 1861)

Franz Joseph I "the Enlightened," "the Cursed" (1861-1916)

Otto von Bismarck (HF) (1862 - 1883)
Chapter 199: The Sino-Vietnamese War (21 August 1861 - 29 November 1864)
Chapter 200: Adventures in Aegyptus (29 November 1864 - 5 April 1866)
Chapter 201: Three Hurrahs for China (5 April 1866 - 2 January 1868)
Chapter 202: Rise of the Dragon (2 January 1868 - 4 January 1870)
Chapter 203: Drang nacht Suden (4 January 1870 - 17 April 1872)
Chapter 204: The Trickster (17 April 1872)
Chapter 205: The Specter of Equalism (17 April 1872 - 30 December 1875)
Chapter 206: The Great Eimerican War, Part 1 (30 December 1875 - 2 November 1876)
Chapter 207: The Great Eimerican War, Part 2 (2 November 1876 - 2 July 1877)
Chapter 208: The Great Eimerican War, Part 3 (2 July 1877 - 10 June 1878)
Chapter 209: The Great Eimerican War, Part 4 (10 June 1878 - 18 April 1879)
Chapter 210: The Trials, Part 1 (18 April 1879)
Chapter 211: New Eimerican Order (18 April 1879 - 22 March 1881)
Chapter 212: The Fall of Bismarck (22 March 1881 - 11 July 1883)

Leo von Caprivi (HF) (1883 - 1890)
Chapter 213: Ex Occidente Lux (11 July 1883 - 11 December 1885)
Chapter 214: The Trials, Part 2 (11 December 1885)
Chapter 215: Lock up the Darkness (11 December 1885 - 31 December 1885)
Chapter 216: State of the World in 1886, Part 1 - The Roman Reich and its Neighbors(1 January 1886)
Chapter 217: State of the World in 1886, Part 2 - China, Asia, and the Eimericas (1 January 1886)
Chapter 218: Meanwhile (1 January 1886)
Chapter 219: The Second Great Eimerican War (1 January 1886 - 10 February 1888)
Chapter 220: The (Second) Final Finland War (10 February 1888 - 30 September 1889)

Chlodwig zu Hohenlohe, etc. etc. (HF) (1890 - 1901)
Chapter 221: Bismarck's Revolution (30 September 1889 - 12 February 1891)
Chapter 222: Years of Innovation (12 February 1891 - 6 January 1893)
Chapter 223: Pass the Torch (6 January 1893 - 13 July 1894)
Chapter 224: Die Wacht Am Siam (13 July 1894 - 20 January 1895)
Chapter 225: A Conspiracy (20 January 1895 - 11 June 1897)
Chapter 226: The Year of Death (11 June 1897 - 1 March 1898)
Chapter 227: The Turn of the Century (1 March 1898 - 1 January 1900)
Chapter 228: The World in 1900 - The Unabridged Story of the Roman Reich, A Critical Edition (1 January 1900)
Chapter 229: The World in 1900 - The Rise of the Dragon (1 January 1900)
Chapter 230: The World in 1900 - The Empire of Surya (1 January 1900)
Chapter 231: The World in 1900 - The "Viking Caliphate" in the Modern World (1 January 1900)
Chapter 232: The World in 1900 - The Tsardom of Russia (1 January 1900)
Chapter 233: The World in 1900 - The Dual Monarchy of Lithuania and Ruthenia (1 January 1900)
Chapter 234: The World in 1900 - Yavdi, or, 'The Aberration that Should Not Be' (1 January 1900)
Chapter 235: The World in 1900 - The Shahdom of Persia (1 January 1900)
Chapter 236: The World in 1900 - The Mayapan Kuchkabal (1 January 1900)
Chapter 237: The Destiny of Kaffa (1 January 1900 - 16 March 1900)

Bernhard von Bulow (HF) (1901 - 1908)
Chapter 238: (Relative) Normalcy (16 March 1900 - 11 September 1902)
Chapter 239: Prizes, Submarines, and Tractors (11 September 1902 - 22 February 1905)
Chapter 240: The Seven Hundred Year Reich (22 Feburary 1905 - 31 May 1906)
Chapter 241: The Shape of Things to Come (31 May 1906 - 28 August 1909)

Theobald von Bethmann-Hollweg (HF) (1908 - 1917)
Chapter 242: Tempting Fate (28 August 1909 - 11 December 1910)
Chapter 243: Rising Tensions (11 December 1910 - 1 January 1913)
Chapter 244: The Last Days of the Old Order (1 January 1913 - 28 June 1914)
Chapter 245: The Summer Crisis, Part 1 - A Spark Lit (28 June 1914)
Chapter 246: The Summer Crisis, Part 2 - Perfidious Lithuania (30 June 1914)
Chapter 247: The Summer Crisis, Part 3 - The July Ultimatum (30 June 1914 - 9 September 1914)
Chapter 248: The Summer Crisis, Part 4 - The Polish Incursion and the End of the Concert of Eurasia (9 September 1914 - 17 September 1914)
Chapter 249: The Summer Crisis, Part 5 - Peace's Last Chance (17 September 1914 - 28 September 1914)
Chapter 250: The Summer Crisis, Part 6 - A Fire Burns (28 September 1914 - 1 October 1914)
Chapter 251: The World at War, Part 1 - Iron and Blood (1 October 1914 - 2 November 1914)
Chapter 252: The World at War, Part 2 - Stalemate (2 November 1914 - 14 December 1914)
Chapter 253: The World at War, Part 3 - The Shadow War (14 December 1914 - 18 Februrary 1915)
Chapter 254: The World at War, Part 4 - Vilnius (20 Februrary 1915)
Chapter 255: The World at War, Part 5 - Twilight of the Gods (20 Februrary 1915 - 8 May 1915)
Chapter 256: The World at War, Part 6 - Grodno (8 May 1915 - 2 July 1915)
Chapter 257: The World at War, Part 7 - Drive to the East (2 July 1915 - 2 October 1915)
Chapter 258: The World at War, Part 8 - Graveyard of Empires (2 October 1915 - 16 January 1916)
Chapter 259: The World at War, Part 9 - Hail to the Ras (16 January 1916 - 19 May 1916)
Chapter 260: The World at War, Part 10 - The Enlightened Kaiser (19 May 1916 - 7 June 1916)

Karl I "the Blessed," "the Peacemaker," "the Short-Reigned" (1916-1917)
Chapter 261: The World at War, Part 11 - The Turk Revolt (7 June 1916 - 2 December 1916)

Paul von Hindenburg (HF) (1917 - 1934)
Chapter 262: The World at War, Part 12 - Setbacks (2 December 1916 - 1 January 1917)
Chapter 263: The World at War, Part 13 - The Kaiser's Speech (1 January 1917 - 3 January 1917)

Chancellor Paul von Hindenburg*, Megas Domestikos Erich Ludendorff*, and Acting Chancellor Markos Angelos* (Fall 1917 - December 1922), Regents for Otto I (1917- 1929)
Chapter 264: The World at War, Part 14 - Revolution in Spring (3 January 1917 - 16 March 1917)
Chapter 265: The World at War, Part 15 - Cracks in the Wall (16 March 1917 - 22 May 1917)
Chapter 266: The World at War, Part 16 - The Summer Offensive (22 May 1917 - 31 July 1917)
Chapter 267: The World at War, Part 17 - Revolution in September (31 July 1917 - 28 September 1917)
Chapter 268: The World at War, Part 18 - Uncommonwealth (28 September 1917 - 28 November 1917)
Chapter 269: The World at War, Part 19 - The End in Sight (28 November 1917 - 16 January 1918)
Chapter 270: The World at War, Part 20 - Fall of Empires (16 January 1918 - 5 April 1918)
Chapter 271: The World at War, Part 21 - Offensive in Spring (5 April 1918 - 27 June 1918)
Chapter 272: The World at War, Part 22 - Peace with Honor (27 June 1918 - 18 July 1918)
Chapter 273: The Eleventh Hour (18 July 1918 - 3 October 1918)
Chapter 274: Brave New World (3 October 1918 - 2 January 1920)
Chapter 275: The Year 1920 (2 January 1920 - 3 January 1921) and The Turk's Dilemma (3 January 1921 - 5 November 1921)
Chapter 276: Crisis in Mitteleimerica (5 November 1921 - 13 October 1922)
Chapter 277: Poetic Justice (13 October 1922 - 22 December 1922)
Chapter 278: The Kolkata Putsch (22 December 1922 - 1 January 1925)
Chapter 279: Flower Wars (1 January 1925 - 1 January 1926)
Chapter 280: The First Winter War (1 January 1926 - 3 June 1926)
Chapter 281: The Revolutions of 1926, Part 1 (3 June 1926 - 16 October 1926)
Chapter 282: The Revolutions of 1926, Part 2 (16 October 1926 - 14 June 1927)
Chapter 283: Otto (14 June 1927)
Chapter 284: War and Peace (14 June 1927 - 4 April 1928)
Chapter 285: Eimerican Anarchy (4 April 1928 - 6 November 1928)

Otto I (1929 - )
Chapter 286: Yellow Dragon, Purple Phoenix (6 November 1928 - 7 January 1929)
Chapter 287: Black Tuesday (7 January 1929 - 2 February 1929)
Chapter 288: The Great Depression (2 February 1929 - 2 May 1930)
Chapter 289: Left and Right (2 May 1930 - 27 April 1931)
Chapter 290: The New Normal (27 April 1931 - 2 January 1932)
Chapter 291: Bombs over Kolkata (2 January 1932 - 15 October 1932)
Chapter 292: Downward Spiral (15 October 1932 - 3 October 1933)
Chapter 293: Marching Beneath the Eagle's Wing (3 October 1933 - 28 May 1934)

Markos Angelos (Angelos Faction) (1934 - 1939)
Chapter 294: The Volksfuhrer and the Neta (28 May 1934 - 13 February 1935)
Chapter 295: The Close of the Imperial Century (13 February 1935 - 30 November 1935)
Chapter 296: The World in 1935 (30 November 1935 - 31 December 1935)
Chapter 297: The Investigation (25 December 1935 - 30 December 1935)
Chapter 298: The Operation (30 December 1935 - 31 December 1935)
Chapter 299: Paradise Lost (31 December 1935)
Chapter 300: Götterdämmerung (31 December 1935 - 1 January 1936) [end of Victoria 2 installments]
Chapter 301: Down to Earth (1 January 1936)
Chapter 302: New Year (1 January 1936)
Chapter 303: An Incident in Kashmir (1 January 1936 - 1 January 1937)
Chapter 304: Red January (1 January 1937)
Chapter 305: Imperial Ambitions (1 January 1937 - 24 April 1937)
Chapter 306: The Hindenburg (24 April 1937 - 7 May 1937)
Chapter 307: The Kaiserin of the Sky (7 May 1937 - 2 July 1937)
Chapter 308: Recovery (2 July 1937 - 2 September 1937)
Chapter 309: Sambandh (2 September 1937 - 4 October 1938)
Chapter 310: The Broadcast (4 October 1938 - 3 November 1938)
Chapter 311: In Defense of the Empire (3 November 1938 - 17 March 1939)
Chapter 312: Call to Arms (17 March 1939 - 1 May 1939)
Chapter 313: Messenger of God (1 May 1939 - 8 May 1939)

Second Roman Civil War (disputed ruler) (1939 - 1944)
Loyalist side: Otto I (advised by Reichskanzler Franz von Papen)
Angeloi side: Franz Ferdinand I (1939 - 1941), Wilhelm IV (1941 - 1944) (ruling through Volksfuhrer Markos Angelos (1939 - 1944), Erich Raeder (1944))


Franz von Papen (HF) (1939 - 1945)
Chapter 314: The Debacle (8 May 1939 - 11 May 1939)
Chapter 315: State of Emergency (11 May 1939 - 4 June 1939)
Chapter 316: Striking Back (4 June 1939 - 9 June 1939)
Chapter 317: Covert Operations, Part 1 (9 June 1939)
Chapter 318: Covert Operations, Part 2 (9 June 1939 - 13 June 1939)
Chapter 319: Covert Operations, Part 3 (13 June 1939)
Chapter 320: Pyrrhic Victories (13 June 1939 - 2 July 1939)
Chapter 321: A War in Summer (2 July 1939 - 23 July 1939)
Chapter 322: Summer of Discontent (23 July 1939 - 2 September 1939)
Chapter 323: Fall in Autumn (2 September 1939 - 3 October 1939)
Chapter 324: On the Offensive (3 October 1939 - 1 January 1940)
Chapter 325: The Betrayal (1 January 1940 - 18 January 1940)
Chapter 326: The Uprising (18 January 1940 - 20 January 1940)
Chapter 327: Stab in the Back (20 January 1940 - 28 March 1940)
Chapter 328: Futility (28 March 1940 - 24 May 1940)
Chapter 329: Breakdown (24 May 1940 - 27 August 1940)
Chapter 330: Defiance (27 August 1940 - 1 January 1941)
Chapter 331: Eight Million Bayonets (1 January 1941 - 27 February 1941)
Chapter 332: The Siege (27 February 1941 - 3 March 1941)
The Grasshopper Lies Heavy The Man in the High Castle The Road Less Traveled (February 1940-1941) (thanks to @dragoon9105 for letting me do this crossover)
Chapter 333: The Visitor, Part 1 (3 March 1941)
Chapter 334: The Visitor, Part 2 (3 March 1941)
Chapter 335: The Visitor, Part 3 (3 March 1941)
Chapter 336: The Visitor, Part 4 (3 March 1941)
Chapter 337: The Visitor, Part 5 (4 March 1941 - 8 March 1941)
Chapter 338: The Visitor, Part 6 (8 March 1941 - 2 April 1941)
Chapter 339: The Visitor, Part 7 (2 April 1941 - 8 April 1941)
Chapter 340: The Visitor, Part 8 (8 April 1941 - 9 April 1941)
Chapter 341: The Visitor, Part 9 (9 April 1941 - 10 April 1941)
Chapter 342: The Visitor, Part 10 (10 April 1941 - 25 April 1941)
Chapter 343: The Visitor, Part 11 (25 April 1941 - 4 June 1941)
Chapter 344: The Visitor, Part 12 (4 June 1941 - 7 June 1941)
Chapter 345: The Visitor, Part 13 (7 June 1941 - 8 June 1941)
Chapter 346: The Visitor, Part 14 (8 June 1941)
Chapter 347: The Visitor, Part 15 (8 June 1941)
Chapter 348: The Visitor, Part 16 (9 June 1941)
Chapter 349: The Visitor, Part 17 (9 June 1941)
Chapter 350: The Visitor, Part 18 (9 June 1941 - 10 June 1941)
Chapter 351: The Visitor, Part 19 (10 June 1941)
Chapter 352: The Visitor, Part 20 (11 June 1941 - 14 June 1941)
Chapter 353: The Visitor, Part 21 (14 June 1941 - 22 June 1941)
Chapter 354: The Visitor, Part 22 (22 June 1941 - 17 October 1941)
Chapter 355: The Visitor, Part 23 (17 October 1941 - 7 December 1941)
Chapter 356: The Visitor, Part 24 (7 December 1941 - 8 December 1941)
Chapter 357: The Visitor, Part 25 (8 December 1941)
Chapter 358: The Visitor, Part 26 (8 December 1941)
Chapter 359: The Visitor, Part 27 (9 December 1941)
Chapter 360: The Visitor, Part 28 (9 December 1941 - 10 December 1941)
Chapter 361: Their Finest Hour (10 December 1941 - 14 April 1942)
Chapter 362: I Burn Your Face (14 April 1942 - 12 June 1942)
Chapter 363: Resilience (12 June 1942)
Chapter 364: The Desert Fox (12 June 1942 - 1 October 1942)
Chapter 365: Mobilis in Mobili (1 October 1942)
Chapter 366: The Great Crusade (1 October 1942 - 1 January 1943)
Chapter 367: City of Dreams (1 January 1943 - 2 January 1943)
Chapter 368: Verteidigung (2 January 1943 - 7 June 1943)
Chapter 369: The Mysterious Island (7 June 1943 - 8 June 1943)
Chapter 370: Dragonslayer (8 June 1943 - 26 November 1943)
Chapter 371: Patan (26 November 1943 - 12 December 1943)
Chapter 372: Total War (12 December 1943 - 20 January 1944)
Chapter 373: Taking a Stand (20 January 1944 - 23 January 1944)
Chapter 374: Operation Raven (23 January 1944 - 4 March 1944)
Chapter 375: Vengeance (4 March 1944 - 6 March 1944)
Chapter 376: Steel, Blood, and Fire (6 March 1944 - 28 March 1944)
Chapter 377: Resistance (28 March 1944 - 31 March 1944)
Chapter 378: Watch on the Rhine (31 March 1944 - 3 May 1944)
Chapter 379: Not Yet Lost (3 May 1944 - 19 June 1944)
Chapter 380: Unprecedented (19 June 1944 - 1 July 1944)
Chapter 381: Redemption (1 July 1944 - 7 July 1944)
Chapter 382: Twilight of the Imperium (7 July 1944 - 17 July 1944)
Chapter 383: Judgment Day (17 July 1944 - 19 July 1944)

Otto I "the Great", "the Glorious", "the Liberator", "the Blessed", "the Holy", "the Weltkrieg Kaiser", "the Phoenix (Kaiser)", "the Magnificent", "the Enlightened", "the Hammer", "the Modern Crusader", "Ironside", "Ironheart", "the Avenger", "the Victorious", "the Bold", "the Confessor", "the Pious", "the Defender of the Faith", "the one with many names", (1929 - )
Chapter 384: Peace with Honor, Again (19 July 1944 - 27 October 1944)
Chapter 385: Shadow War (27 October 1944 - 6 January 1945)
Chapter 386: The Iron Curtain (6 January 1945 - 23 July 1945)

Konrad Adenauer (Christian Meritocratic Union/Christian Social Union) (1945 - 1955)
Chapter 387: Changing of the Guard (23 July 1945 - 1 August 1945)
Chapter 388: Red Sky at Morning (1 August 1945 - 20 November 1945)
Chapter 389: Uncertainty, Part 1 (20 November 1945 - 5 December 1945)
Chapter 390: Uncertainty, Part 2 (5 December 1945 - 17 December 1945)
Chapter 391: Uncertainty, Part 3 (17 December 1945)
Chapter 392: Uncertainty, Part 4 (17 December 1945 - 18 December 1945)
Chapter 393: Uncertainty, Part 5 (18 December 1945 - 19 December 1945)
Chapter 394: Uncertainty, Part 6 (19 December 1945)
Chapter 395: Uncertainty, Part 7 (19 December 1945)
Chapter 396: Uncertainty, Part 8 (19 December 1945 - 28 December 1945)
Chapter 397: Uncertainty, Part 9 (28 December 1945)
Chapter 398: Uncertainty, Part 10 (28 December 1945 - 31 December 1945)
Chapter 399: Certainty (31 December 1945 - 1 January 1946)
Chapter 400: Fallen Phoenix (???) [end of HOI3 installments]
Chapter 401: An Uncertain Future (1 January 1946 - 22 March 1946)
Chapter 402: The Twilight Struggle (22 March 1946 - 1 January 1947)
Chapter 403: The Red Scare (1 January 1947 - 3 November 1947)
Chapter 404: The Adenauer Doctrine (3 November 1947 - 16 March 1948)
Chapter 405: Hope and Self-Reliance (16 March 1948 - 1 January 1949)
Chapter 406: Threat and Aggression (1 January 1949 - 22 March 1949)
Chapter 407: Hauling Coal (22 March 1949 - 2 July 1949)
Chapter 408: Lifeline (2 July 1949 - 5 November 1949)
Chapter 409: Emergency (5 November 1949 - 4 March 1950)
Chapter 410: Complete Certainty (4 March 1950 - 1 July 1950)
Chapter 411: Iconoclasm (1 July 1950 - 3 November 1951)
Chapter 412: Unrest (3 November 1951 - 10 February 1953)
Chapter 413: Power Struggles (10 February 1953 - 11 March 1954)
Chapter 414: Between a Rock and a Hard Place (11 March 1954 - 18 February 1955)
Chapter 415: Modernity and Progress (18 February 1955 - 1 January 1956)

Walter Scheel (Komma Romanitas Autokratorias) (1955 - 1960)
Chapter 416: Muderous Pacifism (1 January 1956 - 1 January 1957)
Chapter 417: Pacifist Murder (1 January 1957 - 1 January 1959)
Chapter 418: One Last Rematch (1 January 1959 - 1 January 1960)

Konrad Adenauer (CMU/CSU) (1960 - 1963)
Chapter 419: Mutually Assured Destruction (1 January 1960 - 1 January 1961)
Chapter 420: Guns Blazing (1 January 1961 - 1 January 1962)
Chapter 421: On a Knife Edge (1 January 1962 - 17 April 1963)

Ludwig Erhard (CMU/CSU) (1963 - 1969)
Chapter 422: Ich Bin Ein Berliner (17 April 1962 - 17 June 1964)
Chapter 423: Sword and Shield (17 June 1964 - 1 January 1966)
Flight of the Valkyrie (1 2 3 4) (3 January 1966 - 4 January 1966)
One Small Step (31 December 1968 - 3 January 1969)
Chapter 424: Give Peace a Chance (1 January 1966 - 8 March 1969)

Kurt Georg Kiesinger (CMU/CSU) (1969 - 1970)
Chapter 425: Faithless Liberals (8 March 1969 - 6 January 1970)

Walter Scheel (KRA) (1970 - 1972)
Chapter 426: Smoking Gun (6 January 1970 - 1 January 1972)

Willy Brandt (Social-Meritocratic Party of the Reich) (1972 - 1974)
Bohemian Rhapsody (1 2 3 4) (30 - 31 July 1972)
Chapter 427: Peace with Honor (1 January 1972 - 17 March 1974)

Helmut Schmidt (SPR/CMU) (1974 - 1982)
Chapter 428: Troubled Times (17 March 1974 - 1 January 1977)
Chapter 429: There You Go Again (1 January 1977 - 1 January 1980)
Chapter 430: Schmidt's Struggle (1 January 1980 - 1 January 1982)
Chapter 431: Wilson's War (1 January 1982 - 11 November 1982)

Roland Wilson (HF) (1982 - 1984)
Chapter 432: Roland's Revolution (11 November 1982 - 3 March 1984)
The End of History ("West Berlin"): 1 2 3 4 (3 - 5 March 1984)
Chapter 433: The Center Cannot Hold, Part 1 (5 March 1984 - 7 June 1984)
Chapter 434: The Center Cannot Hold, Part 2 (7 June 1984 - 31 July 1984)
The End of History ("East Berlin"): 5 6 7 8 (7 June 1984 - 7 September 1984, 19 July 1972, 3 - 4 January 1966, 1962)

Helmut Kohl (CMU/CSU) (1984 - 2000)
The End of History ("Alexanderplatz"): 9 10 11 12 (7 September 1984 - 20 October 1984, December 1956, February 1950, July 1945)
The End of History ("Gungnir"): 13 14 15 16 (20 October 1984 - 25 November 1984, 28 June 1944)
Chapter 435: The World Set on Fire, Part 1 - Hephaestus's Forge (25 November 1984 - 22 December 1984)
The End of History ("Firebird"): 17 18 19 20 (22 December 1984, 1938)
The End of History ("Kolyada"): 21 22 23 24 (22 December 1984 - 1 January 1985)
The End of History ("Winter"): 25 26 27 28 (1 January 1985 - 23 January 1985, 8 May 1939, 17 January 1925, 22 June 1941, 27 September 1941)
The End of History ("Vienna"): 29 30 31 32 (23 January 1985 - 24 January 1985, 23 January 1943, 5 March 1944)
Chapter 436: The World Set on Fire, Part 2 - Seven Days to the River Rhine (24 January 1985 - 12 March 1985)
The End of History ("Resistance"): 33 34 35 36 (12 March 1985 - 16 March 1985, April 1944, May 1944, 16 June 1944)
Chapter 437: The World Set on Fire, Part 3 - The Switchback (12 March 1985 - 11 June 1985)
The End of History ("Liberation"): 37 38 39 40 (12 June 1985, 12/21-28 June 1944, 12 June 1952)
Chapter 438: The World Set on Fire, Part 4 - Seven Days to the River Danube (12 June 1985 - 13 August 1984)
The End of History ("Prague"): 41 42 43 44 (17 August 1985, 24-27 July 1972)
Chapter 439: The World Set on Fire, Part 5 - 32 Days (13 August 1985 - 18 September 1985)
The End of History ("Ultimatum"): 45 46 47 48 (18 September 1985 - 2 October 1985)
Chapter 440: The World Set on Fire, Part 6 - The Hounds of Hades (2 October 1985 - 8 December 1985)
The End of History ("Valkyrie") 49 50 51 52 (8 December 1985 - 3 February 1986)
Chapter 441: The World Set on Fire, Part 7 - Invading Russia in the Winter (Again) (8 December 1985 - 28 February 1986)
The End of History ("Icarus") 53 54 55 56 (28 February 1986 - 3 March 1986)
Chapter 442: The World Set on Fire, Part 8 - Chernobyl (28 February 1986 - 30 April 1986)
The End of History ("Summer") 57 58 59 60 (30 April 1986 - 7 July 1986)
Chapter 443: The World Set on Fire, Part 9 - The End of the Revolution (30 April 1986 - 7 July 1986)
The End of History ("Belavezha") 61 62 63 64 (9 July 1986)
Chapter 444: The World Set on Fire, Part 10 - Vae Victis (9 July 1986 - 13 July 1986)
Chapter 445: Rising Phoenix (13 July 1986 - 1 January 1987)
Chapter 446: Ode to Freedom (1 January 1987 - 1 January 1990)
Chapter 447: War in the Gulf (1 January 1990 - 1 January 1993)
Stranger Things (1 2 3 4) (12 December 1992 - 16 December 1992)
Aurora (1 2 3 4) (16 December 1992 - 27 May 1993)
By the Lake (1 2) (27 May 1993 - 1 September 1993)
Ctrl-Alt-Del (1 2) (1 September 1993 - 2 November 1993)
Operation Falcon (1 2) (2 November 1993 - 22 November 1993)
Grauholz (1 2) (22 November 1993 - 17 December 1993)
The Lone Gunmen (1 2) (17 December 1993 - 21 February 1994)
The Wellspring (1 2 3 4) (21 February 1994 - 26 May 1994)
Contact (1 2 3 4) (26 May 1994 - 31 August 1994)
Going Postal (1 2) (31 August 1994 - 19 September 1994)
Preacher (1 2) (19 September 1994 - 5 October 1994)
The Trials of Daniel Burkard (1 2) (5 October 1994 - 7 October 1994)
The Return of Daniel Burkard (1 2) (7 October 1994 - 9 October 1994)
Doubt and Disbelief (1 2) (9 October 1994 - 3 November 1994)
Purple Rain (1 2 3 4) (3 November 1994 - 28 December 1994)
Lords of Darkness (1 2) (28 December 1994 - 14 January 1995)
Reunion (1 2 3 4) (14 January 1995 - 7 February 1995)
Disunion (1 2 3 4) (7 February 1995 - 13 February 1995)
Diabolus (1 2) (13 February 1995 - 26 March 1995)
Syndicate (1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12) (26 March 1995 - 27 April 1995)
Unit 731 (1 2 3 4) (27 April 1995 - 1 January 1996)
Chapter 448: Blooming Landscapes (1 January 1993 - 1 January 1996)
Stigmata (1 2) (1 January 1996 - 10 January 1996)
Hagia Michael (1 2 3 4) (10 January 1996 - 20 March 1996)
Smile (1 2) (20 March 1996 - 17 April 1996)
Palme (1 2 3 4) (17 April 1996 - 3 June 1996)
Cigarette Guy (1 2 3 4) (3 June 1996 - 10 June 1996, 3 January 1963, 1-2 May 1968, 3 March 1984, 24 December 1991, 15 December 1992, 2-12 November 1995) (Note: The smoking man is an unreliable narrator. The events in these updates may not be fully canon.)
Krasnoyar (1 2 3 4) (10 June 1996 - 23 June 1996)
Maranasati (1 2) (23 June 1996 - 4 July 1996)
Takwin (1 2) (4 July 1996 - 11 July 1996)
Invisible (1 2) (11 July 1996 - 25 July 1996)
Flight 549 (1 2 3 4) (25 July 1996 - 7 August 1996)
Faustian Bargain (1 2) (7 August 1996 - 30 August 1996)
Rewind (1 2 3 4 5 6) (30 August 1996 - 22 September 1996)
Lonely Gunmen (1 2) (23 May 1990)
Alexandra (1 2 3 4) (22 September 1996 - 30 December 1996)
Cerulean Blue (1 2) (30 December 1996 - 5 January 1997)
Alt-F4 (1 2 3 4) (5 January 1997 - 20 January 1997)
Cassandra (1 2 3 4) (20 January 1997 - 26 February 1997)
Fellow Travelers (1 2) (17 November 1990 - 22 November 1990, 24 June 1952 - 27 June 1952)
Elisabeth (1 2 3 4) (26 February 1997 - 27 March 1997 )
Fraction (1 2) (27 March 1997 - 1 May 1997)
Prodigy (1 2 3 4) (1 May 1997 - 3 June 1997)
Chapter 449: Dancing Fylkja (1 January 1996 - 1 January 1998)
Fight the Future (1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8) (3 June 1997 - 8 May 1998)
Tetov (1 2 3 4) (8 May 1998 - 23 May 1998)
Kaiserin Zita (1 2 3 4) (23 May 1998, 10 May 1939)
Imperial Gods (1 2 3 4) (23 May 1998 - 7 September 1998)
Reichsrat Bill 819 (1 2) (7 September 1998 - 20 October 1998)
Exposure (1 2 3 4) (20 October 1998 - 14 December 1998)
Message in a Bottle (1 2 3 4 5 6) (14 December 1998 - 19 February 1999)
Open Sesame (1 2) (19 February 1999 - 11 September 1999)
Alençon (1 2 3 4) (11 September 1999 - 16 December 1999)
In High Places (1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8) (16 December 1999 - 19 December 1999)
Chapter 450: Into the Light (1 January 1998 - 1 January 2000)

esrever ehT (4 3 2 1) (5 January 2000 - 1 January 2000)
Soul Eater (1 2 3 4) (5 January 2000 - 14 January 2000)
The Return (1 2 3 4) (14 January 2000 - 23 May 2000)
Alert (1 2 3 4) (23 May 2000 - 27 May 2000)
Orpheus (1 2 3 4) (27 May 2000 - 17 June 2000)
Safe Haven (1 2 3 4) (17 June 2000 - 26 June 2000)
Axiologos Niketas (1 2 3 4) (26 June 2000 - 3 July 2000)
Jumper (1 2 3 4) (3 July 2000 - 22 October 2000)
The Kirova Identity (1 2 3 4) (22 October 2000 - 23 January 2001)
Drastic Measures (1 2 3 4) (23 January 2001 - 30 May 2001)
Dio Ti Ama (1 2 3 4) (30 May 2001 - 13 September 2001)
Only Time (1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10) (13 September 2001 - 9 November 2001)
Chapter 451: Eleven Days in Autumn (1 January 2000 - 9 November 2003)
Chapter 452: The Long War (9 November 2003 - 5 January 2009)

Note: Merkel's first term is covered in Chapter 452.
Reinstatement (1 2 3 4) (5 January 2009 - 9 January 2009)
The Cylinder (1 2) (9 January 2009 - 14 January 2009)
The Parasite (1 2) (14 January 2009 - 5 February 2009)
Red Castle (1 2) (5 February 2009 - 14 February 2009)
Hugelchen (1 2) (14 February 2009 - 24 March 2009)
Mole (1 2) (24 March 2009 - 26 March 2009)
The Test (1 2) (26 March 2009 - 14 May 2009)
Empathy (1 2) (14 May 2009 - 24 June 2009)
Immolation (1 2) (24 June 2009 - 26 June 2009)
Window (1 2 3 4) (26 June 2009 - 28 June 2009)
New Orders (1 2 3 4) (28 June 2009 - 30 June 2009)
The Conversation (1 2) (30 June 2009 - 8 October 2009)
The Operation (1 2) (8 October 2009 - 10 December 2009)
Nantes (1 2) (10 December 2009 - 23 January 2010)
Anna (1 2) (23 January 2010 - 24 January 2010, 28 November 1977 - 16 December 1977)
Carcinoma (1 2) (24 January 2010 - 26 January 2010)
The Arrival (1 2) (26 January 2010 - 27 January 2010)
Nomad (1 2) (27 January 2010 - 7 May 2010)
The Other Side (1 2 3 4) (7 May 2010 - 11 May 2010)
Homecoming (1 2 3 4) (11 May 2010 - 25 May 2010)
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Most of these are out-of-character discussions, while some others are written from an in-universe perspective. Credit to @CaptainAlvious, @spendabuck, @HIMDogson, @Brigadier44, @Osterreich Will Rule, @J_Master, @GhostRider124, @TWR97, and others where appropriate for helping brainstorm and building this world. Let me know if I forgot to credit you.

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The Office, The Princess Bride, The NeverEnding Story: 1
The Purge, Saving Private Ryan: 1

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Command and Conquer: 1
Fallout: 1 2 3 4 (also Game of Thrones)
Grand Theft Auto: 1
Grand strategy games: 1
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Red vs Blue: 1 2
Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Five Nights at Freddy's, Doki Doki Literature Club, Cuphead, Team Fortress 2, ARMA/PUBG/Fortnite (and Metternich/Hamilton): 1
The Witcher: 1


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Abraham Green's "I've Been to the Mountaintop": 1
Angeloi secret police, Iqta system, reorganization of the Occupied Territories: 1
Autobahn Route 555 (Route 66): 1
"Belt" regions of the Reich, Valentin Varennikov's brand of equalism: 1 2 3 4
Blachernae Palace and other imperial residences: 1
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Chinese and Indian culture (manhua/anime), ideological blocs, liberalism (a little): 1 2 3 4
Culture of the United Provinces of Mitteleimerica: 1
Cultural lore from Victoria 2: 1 2 3
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Dynatoi: 1
Forced population resettlement in the Soviet Commune and Deromanization: 1 2 3
Generations and holidays (spoilers past 2001): 1
German dialects: 1
Historians' view on the Pagan Resurgence: 1
Ideology of the Rasas and Angeloi, the Holocaust, the Islamic Golden Age: 1
Life in Japan (both of them), Iron Storm, Roman Ungern von Sternberg: 1
Life in the Angeloi/Soviet-occupied Reich, pre/post-war Russia, scrapped plans for an independent Neurhomania: 1 2
Limits on the Inquisition's jurisdiction and membership "requirements": 1 2
Mali, Westafrika, and moving the capital to Berlin: 1
Maximist attitudes toward slavery and minorities: 1 2
Names for the Holocaust, anti-Russian sentiment (post 1986), Egyptian ruins and artifacts, Indian collective guilt, Lithuanians in Egypt: 1 2
Neurhomania and the CSA/CSSA in the world wars: 1
Norse influence in the British Isles, post-apocalyptic fiction: 1 2
Old/New World connections, Indian TV, Sinocentric animation, Frankfurt and New Berlin landmarks: 1
Penglai stereotypes: 1
Religious minorities, Polandball/Yavdiball, the nonexistence of Winston Churchill: 1 2 3
Republicanism, equalism: 1
"Roman Betrayal": 1
Roman education: 1
Roman football: 1
Roman global reputation: 1
Roman historiography, philosophy, views on the Kaiser, identity politics: 1 2 3
Roman law (and a little Ace Attorney): 1
Roman meritocracy and 1980s nostalgia: 1 2 3
Roman national holidays: 1
Roman national monuments: 1
Roman national parks: 1
Roman news: 1
Roman nobility, provincial viceroys (and Percy Jackson): 1 2
Roman religion: 1
Scrapped plans for Neurhomania, Neurhomanian separatism: 1 2
Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, Seven Wonders of the Modern World, Seven Wonders of the Natural World, Ancient Rome in popular culture, Pagan/Christian places of worship in the Reich, Roman Muslims: 1 2 3 4 5 (HOI3 link) 6 7
Soviet military cohesion: 1
Soviet war crimes: 1 2
Sudafrika: 1
Sumatra and the existence of some PDX AARs: 1
Territorial disputes, TV in the former Occupied Territories, more city analogues: 1
Terrorism: 1
The Walhalla and "Metternich, the Musical": 1
Thirteenth Century Crisis casualty rates: 1 2
Transition to meritocracy in Russia: 1
United Nations reform, nuclear disarmament: 1
World languages and the post-1944 geopolitical order: 1 2 3
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A sort-of rant about (negative) reactions to modern Roman progressive policy
"Punk" genres, epic poetry, colonial fiction, pirate fiction, views on democracy, the Resistance
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And so, the Hohenzollerns enter modernity. Monarchy, equalism, democracy; who shall emerge victorious?

Also, I know that there have been several references to Supernatural, but I just realized that the section containing previous installments is called 'The Road So Far'.
 

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I Spy a Black and Gold Flag, Looks like the Austrians might be having quite a bit of influence on this AAR already :rolleyes:
 

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I hope you're ready for "Economic Warfare 101" because that's the only way I've found to effectively get things done in NWO.
 

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Wait a second, why are the Chinese democracy when the Romans are significantly more democratic than they are?
 

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I'll just hop into this ;)
 

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The fifth stage is set, three superpowers vying for absolute control (or "balance", as the Reich says). You and China have roughly the same population, but Russia has the best toys. The Reich should be clear of radical factions considering how the last one went, but China seems to have some and it's possible Russia does as well.

Now we just have to see how things play out before moving to the final stage... Who will be the first to grasp the stars?
 

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And so, the Hohenzollerns enter modernity. Monarchy, equalism, democracy; who shall emerge victorious?

Also, I know that there have been several references to Supernatural, but I just realized that the section containing previous installments is called 'The Road So Far'.
Carry on my Wayward Son intensifies:p
That was a great ending to HOI and a great intro to NWO.
Thanks. I had been planning that ending (minus the whole Supernatural plot arc) and the NWO introduction for a long time, and it's nice to hear that it doesn't feel too forced.
I Spy a Black and Gold Flag, Looks like the Austrians might be having quite a bit of influence on this AAR already :rolleyes:
That's the war flag of the Reich. Not that the Reich's going to go to war anytime soon, but still...:D
I hope you're ready for "Economic Warfare 101" because that's the only way I've found to effectively get things done in NWO.
I may or may not have broken a lot of the economic mechanics of both NWO while "converting" the campaign and integrating CWE, but it'll probably still be there. Plus, I can also do espionage and a whole lot of other stuff.:D
The stage is set.Maestro,choose your instrument and play!
P.S.:I noticed,that population is in two-three times lower than before 1936.How you would cover it?
I retconned that. The prewar censuses are inaccurate, and the data was messed up by the war. Plus a lot of people died in any case.:p
Wait a second, why are the Chinese democracy when the Romans are significantly more democratic than they are?
Because the Reich leans towards meritocracy (and technically doesn't have elections or a constitution), and China has democratic traditions. The military junta retains a facade of democracy despite its, well, dictatorship.
I'm wondering what will be this world's Yugoslavia
You'll find out soon enough. But let me give you a hint: who does Ousabe Wyota Witko look like?
I'll just hop into this ;)
Very Interested...
Welcome! Glad to have you onboard for this ride.
The fifth stage is set, three superpowers vying for absolute control (or "balance", as the Reich says). You and China have roughly the same population, but Russia has the best toys. The Reich should be clear of radical factions considering how the last one went, but China seems to have some and it's possible Russia does as well.

Now we just have to see how things play out before moving to the final stage... Who will be the first to grasp the stars?
Well, if the Reich was clear of radical factions, I'd have little challenge and would end up with a WC by Stellaris. Then I'd have to go full Anniona and embrace the worm start killing everybody.:p
There are quite a few nations,that would play it's role.And not all of them're in Eimerica...


Have you noticed that Reich's population even with occupied lands is twice lower than population of whole Reich before WWII?Also,I'm curious what is "Kaiserreich" gov type.All in all,you're right.But what'll be when Vietnam will happen?..
Kaiserreich government type is just a custom government type for the Reich equal to absolute monarchy, except I have all political parties allowed. Other meritocracies have a meritocratic monarchy government type which is exactly the same as "Kaiserreich."
 

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You'll find out soon enough. But let me give you a hint: who does Ousabe Wyota Witko look like?
I don't know. But I'm guessing like a famous communist resistance leader turned president?
Edit: reading the relevant parts again, it gives some subtle foreshadowing. Nicely done!
 

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Damn it, sorry Zenphoenix, couldn't get the speech done in time.

However, I have decided to do something a little more... interesting.

"Have you ever fought two civil wars?"
"Well, er, technically, er, nah."
"Have you ever fought the Chinese, y'know, a real superpower?"
"Nah, nah."
"Have you ever tried appointing someone based on their merit, rather than noble lineage?"
*shakes head*
"Alright! It seems I am going to have to teach you, how to be a real Hohenzollern!"

HEY!
We are the Hohenzollerns!
HEY!
We are the Hohenzollerns!
HEY!

Now listen closely....
Here's a little lesson in meritocracy,
This is going down in history!
If ya wanna be a Great Power number one,
You have to catch a Angeloi on the run!
Just follow my moves, and attack their armies,
careful not to annoy the Soviets *steps on Polonia*
No, don't touch that!

We are the Hohenzollerns!
HEY!
We are the Hohenzollerns!
HEY!
We are the Hohenzollerns!
HEY!

Ha ha ha!
Now look at this nuke, that I just found,
When I say go, be ready to drop,
GO! *drops on Konigsberg*
Drop it on Gabriel, not me! Ugh,
Let's try something else.
Now watch and learn, here's the deal,
We'll kill the Soviets by Angel spells! Ha ha ha- *Soviets nuke heaven*
WHAT ARE THEY DOING!?

Na, ma na na na na na,
Na na na na na na na
We are the Hohenzollerns!
HEY!
Na, na na na na na na na,
Na na na na na na na
We are the Hohenzollerns!

Na, na na na na na na na,
Na na na na na
We are the Hohenzollerns!
Na, na na na na na na na,
Na na na na na
We are the Hohenzollerns!
We are the Hohenzollerns!
We are the Hohenzollerns!
HEY HEY!
 
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Damn it, sorry Zenphoenix, couldn't get the speech done in time.

However, I have decided to do something a little more... interesting.

"Have you ever fought two civil wars?"
"Well, er, technically, er, nah."
"Have you ever fought the Chinese, y'know, a real superpower?"
"Nah, nah."
"Have you ever tried appointing someone based on their merit, rather than noble lineage?"
*shakes head*
"Alright! It seems I am going to have to teach you, how to be a real Hohenzollern!"

HEY!
We are the Hohenzollerns!
HEY!
We are the Hohenzollerns!
HEY!

Now listen closely....
Here's a little lesson in meritocracy,
This is going down in history!
If ya wanna be a Great Power number one,
You have to catch a Angeloi on the run!
Just follow my moves, and attack their armies,
careful not to annoy the Soviets *steps on Polonia*
No, don't touch that!

We are the Hohenzollerns!
HEY!
We are the Hohenzollerns!
HEY!
We are the Hohenzollerns!
HEY!

Ha ha ha!
Now look at this nuke, that I just found,
When I say go, be ready to drop,
GO! *drops on Konigsberg*
Drop it on Gabriel, not me! Ugh,
Let's try something else.
Now watch and learn, here's the deal,
We'll kill the Soviets by Angel spells! Ha ha ha- *Soviets nuke heaven*
WHAT ARE THEY DOING!?

Na, ma na na na na na,
Na na na na na na na
We are the Hohenzollerns!
HEY!
Na, na na na na na na na,
Na na na na na na na
We are the Hohenzollerns!

Na, na na na na na na na,
Na na na na na
We are the Hohenzollerns!
Na, na na na na na na na,
Na na na na na
We are the Hohenzollerns!
We are the Hohenzollerns!
We are the Hohenzollerns!
HEY HEY!
Well, time for a national anthem change.
 

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It's interesting,how cultural makeup of world have changed during Second Weltkrieg.What happened to Mongols,Latvians,Estonians,Finns?Where they eliminated by both Angeloi and Soviets,assimilated,exiled...And,BTW,what about Ruthenia?
Obviously they were [REDACTED]
 

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When Hohenzollern will give his New Year speech?
Never. I'll skip that this time. I've never been good at writing speeches anyways.
It's interesting,how cultural makeup of world have changed during Second Weltkrieg.What happened to Mongols,Latvians,Estonians,Finns?Where they eliminated by both Angeloi and Soviets,assimilated,exiled...And,BTW,what about Ruthenia?
Obviously they were [REDACTED]
Cultural makeup has also been retconned because it was too hard for me to fix all of the relevant files. I will explain more when I start doing world updates.