Once upon a time, in the nation of Denmark, there was a golden pig. He lived in a circle near the castle of King Eric VII, specifically, near the back door which led into the kitchen. For, you see, the Golden Pig enjoyed being well fed.
The Golden Pig also had a friend, named the Concrete Porker, who lived on a wall seperating the castle grounds from the rest of Copenhagn. He was an amiable fellow, usually, and the Golden Pig would bring him into the King's kitchens oft a time, when the Concrete Porker grew sick of not having eaten in a few hours.
So, anyway, the Golden Pig and the Concrete Porker had an enjoyable life in Denmark, with many adventures along the way...
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Okay, a word from me, the guy who is writing this. The Golden Pig and the Concrete Porker are real. The Golden Pig is hanging above the stove in our kitchen, and the Concrete Porker is a small statue of a pig which is standing on a wall outside of our house here in the United States (Not actually Denmark, but what the hey).When I was a wee child, my dad told me stories about these pigs, and all the stuff they would do (crash the car, steal the car, crash the truck, steal the truck, steal a boat... you get it. And it wasn't all stealing and crashing stuff. They did other stuff too.) So I decided I would bring them to you, the guy I sincerely hope is reading this.
Everyone who applies in this thread with their word of honour that they are reading gets enough bacon to have breakfast for a year.
I think my 'word from the author' is longer than the story in character.
The Golden Pig also had a friend, named the Concrete Porker, who lived on a wall seperating the castle grounds from the rest of Copenhagn. He was an amiable fellow, usually, and the Golden Pig would bring him into the King's kitchens oft a time, when the Concrete Porker grew sick of not having eaten in a few hours.
So, anyway, the Golden Pig and the Concrete Porker had an enjoyable life in Denmark, with many adventures along the way...
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Okay, a word from me, the guy who is writing this. The Golden Pig and the Concrete Porker are real. The Golden Pig is hanging above the stove in our kitchen, and the Concrete Porker is a small statue of a pig which is standing on a wall outside of our house here in the United States (Not actually Denmark, but what the hey).When I was a wee child, my dad told me stories about these pigs, and all the stuff they would do (crash the car, steal the car, crash the truck, steal the truck, steal a boat... you get it. And it wasn't all stealing and crashing stuff. They did other stuff too.) So I decided I would bring them to you, the guy I sincerely hope is reading this.
Everyone who applies in this thread with their word of honour that they are reading gets enough bacon to have breakfast for a year.
I think my 'word from the author' is longer than the story in character.
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