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Jakalo-How do you think Germany was able to free 200+ divisions for the front seriously? Just check the first screen of the Eastern front Strom made, you can see that the soviet troops are moving AWAY from the front.

KaiserMuffin-I didnt even play after 1st jan 1943.
 

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oh and dvd? alot of that was PROPAGANDA! if you want a historical game go play singleplayer. in multiplayer the players of the game are obviously going to balance the game if somethiong happens. if the allies become too powerful, germany and soviets are going to look for a way to get even with them. so dont complain when the eastern front disapears because the soviets become smart
 

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and to edlex- not everyone who comments has to play in the game. i am confident i would be capable as beating italy with sweden, but im not playing. that doesnt mean i cant comment. same goes for everyone here. just because we dont play doesnt mean we cant
 

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The Swedish Heap Commandoes? :rofl:

(helpful hint: Separating compound words in swedish can often create... Interesting changes in meaning)
 
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arya126-Its one thing to comment but another to complain about nothing. If you think you could anyway better then those guys did then PROVE IT or ST*U!

KaiserMuffin-Exacly my point. What are you smoking to even make such comment seriously?
 

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-UK player Bitching around 24/7 but still manages to get over 20 divisions of the allied army encircled in Sweden, by the Swedish army. Dude when i ask you to take over a front, I don't except bitching back but cooperation, if you know what the word means.

Hi. Ahem. So, lesse how many times you asked me who would take over the French front.. Ten? I guess so. How many times I answered it with "you"?

It was rather funny of you to stay during all the "bitching", but suddenly leave just a month before the war. Oooh oooh, little Delex to scared to lose something aganist Storm, his HoI/DoW rival? You know, the fact you went "OMG U CHEAT" after his victory in WH only proves that.

Three words. Get a life.
 

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Seems I couldn't except actual updates from the Allies, but instead accusations that Germany ruined the game once again. But the ironic thing seems to be that they have team friction even inside themselves. By your comments, it becomes apparent the whole world (except the critic himself ofc) is responsible that things aren't going their way. Maybe it's time to take a look in the mirror...

If you are too busy to actually play the game, why are you bothering to come to the AAR section to make excuses? You people can't really speak for the After Action Report, because you weren't even in the Action! :rofl:

Anyway, seems most of the B-ing people have left, so now we can play a nice, and honest game. And if Juspe's Dragon Empire ever falls, he can always take the United States of North America, or the Italian Socialist Republic. ;)


The Swedish Heap Commandoes? :rofl:

(helpful hint: Separating compound words in swedish can often create... Interesting changes in meaning)
I studied Sweden 3 years at school, and then some courses later on. But I have to admit as an Eastern Finn, that my Swedish ain't that good, so damn Google translate let me down! :D
 
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If the USSR goes with that deal and is allowed, the game soon takes a sharp turn to Fantasyland. Why not, next time China might make peace with everyone and join Allies. US can join Axis for no apparent reason, just for the heck of it. UK is in the brink of extinction? No worries, Germany will suddenly abandon her imperialistic aims and join the Commonwealth. Hey, let's throw a reborn Italian empire in it, and why not an alien attack just to liven things up a bit.

Booing how we are going to destroy him? What can I do. We allies have been called cheap-lame-evil-honourless-traitors-backstabbers for weeks, because our most heinous crime has been accepting Turkey into the alliance. Germany the honourable, however, can make a treaty ten times worse than our alleged 'backstabs' and picture the Allies like a bunch of coward halfwits.

Germany, you are the best. You can single-handedly win against the whole world with a single unbrigaded militia division. That's what you want to hear? There it is. I didn't chicken out. I quit the game. If it means that I chickened out for you, I don't care. It's a game. Or, it's supposed to be one. I have been called a lame backstabbing traitor for weeks, for a country I wasn't even supposed to play. It gets on your nerves.



Alright. Have fun playing alone.
In fact, there was a rule about Italy having to join the Axis, which *I*, the treacherous backstabbing UK, pointed out. But the host, i.e. Germany, says it's not his responsibility to know everyone's rules, which makes as much sense as saying it's not his responsibility to host a game. Even if Italy did not join the Axis, it did help Germany with rares and (the rules forbid that too, but if it's the German host doing this, there's no problem apparently) units selling.

As for Japan, I don't consider it an anomaly: it surrendered. The Japanese mainland was almost devoid of divisions. There was really nothing left for the Japanese player to do. Two carriers, the bulk of his army (30 out of 50 divisions) in some Pacific atoll, India swamped with British divisions. You know, you can, sometimes, lose: you admit it. It's a game, there's nothing wrong with it. This miracle of Brandenburg re-enaction is utter nonsense.

Practically, Italy was at war with Germany. We could've invaded anytime. Instead, we agreed to be nice and wait till 27th January 1943. Germany was a walking corpse, saved only by our fair play. Now Germany boasts about defeating everyone thanks to the USSR ditching the European theater. We are the backstabbing traitors, so they say.
It's only one game DvD, no need to get angry at me for playing Germany.

If you think my propaganda was specifically meant to insult you and the Allies personally, that was not the reason. I actually made different kinds of updates, than the classic pic & pic + explanation.

If my AAR updates hurt you physically or mentally in any way, I'm deeply sorry, and I hope you will be able to see the difference between AAR updates and real life comments someday.

And I won't be playing the game alone. The game will be played by 4 people, who actually play the game for the reason it's meant to be: Fun. Not insulting others and bringing hard feelings to the game.

You Allies banned several guys from the game thanks to the mass, formed the mass Allies, which had a serious impact on the form of the game, and then finally decided to mass drop from the game. I have never seen anything like that in Hearts of Iron multiplayer, and it seems to be a shame for every person on the forum, that 15 people can't just sit and play multiplayer for fun.

This has mostly drained all my energy and inspiration to organize any Hearts of Iron MP games in the future, because it seems that people never change, or the worst people just happen to mass join the games, and then later mass drop them, and get the AAR thread banned 3 times.

Now I'm not some Hearts of Iron saint, and I've done my share of mistakes too. But I have never abandoned the game, in which I have promised to commit to, nor I have specifically meant to insult any player. If I have hurt any of you people at all, I'm most sorry for it. But this kind of childish behaviour is one of the greatest reasons, why people see multiplayer in such negative light. So I hope that someday you will actually think what stuff comes out of your mouth, thanks.

So if you wish me luck to play 'alone', you have made your participation of the game clear enough. So if you are forced to hang around the thread, please stick with regular comments, and avoid bringing anymore hard feelings to the thread, until someone says something that can't be taken back.


Update #2 coming in a few days, after I return from my cousins. Soviet-German war coming in 1948.
 
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A little disclaimer: The Allies were first played by humans. After there was the slightest chance that they would be AI, we offered Hebelecan to take the Allies. He came to the game, but decided the challenge was too great for him, and then he fell back to play Napoleon Total War against the 1.0 AI.

So you guys expect me to sub for 5 people while the right thing is to end and wait for the next session ?
 

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So you guys expect me to sub for 5 people while the right thing is to end and wait for the next session ?
Those 5 people had given up, so you don't really sub them. But yes, getting a human for the Allies instead of leaving them to the care of the AI would have certainly been a better option.
 

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Those 5 people had given up, so you don't really sub them. But yes, getting a human for the Allies instead of leaving them to the care of the AI would have certainly been a better option.

It was you who left it to the AI, you could've easily stopped the game. But instead you took multi out of multiplayer and raped the AI on your own. That must have been fun.
 

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It was you who left it to the AI, you could've easily stopped the game. But instead you took multi out of multiplayer and raped the AI on your own. That must have been fun.

you have already admitted that he offered the post of the allies to you. but you didnt take it. edlex obviously didnt want to lose badly like he would have. so you are complaining that storm didnt try and get a worthy opponent to fight in southern europe, but you denied it to him..
 

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Well, what do you expect, some people just never learn. By that logic you could blame Storm for everything. If you don't show up to the game, hey sure it's my fault.
 

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you have already admitted that he offered the post of the allies to you. but you didnt take it. edlex obviously didnt want to lose badly like he would have. so you are complaining that storm didnt try and get a worthy opponent to fight in southern europe, but you denied it to him..

Well, since you are awesome enough to own Italy as Sweden, and you have already demostrated your strategical genius with your plan about Swedish invasion of Norway, I think you should have gotten Allies.

Well, what do you expect, some people just never learn. By that logic you could blame Storm for everything. If you don't show up to the game, hey sure it's my fault.

This is multiplayer. When the top players don't come, and there aren't enough to replace them, the session must have been postponed. But of course, you never let GMT down. That's aganist your honour code.
 

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you have already admitted that he offered the post of the allies to you. but you didnt take it. edlex obviously didnt want to lose badly like he would have. so you are complaining that storm didnt try and get a worthy opponent to fight in southern europe, but you denied it to him..

Well, why did you deny your (awesome,great, epic) strategic mind to Storm?!
 

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I'm blaming Storm for Everything.

Like why this isn't funny.
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This is multiplayer. When the top players don't come, and there aren't enough to replace them, the session must have been postponed. But of course, you never let GMT down. That's aganist your honour code.
When the "top players" decide all of a sudden to have something more important to do (like AoD, bitching around etc.) than continue our game, one cannot possibly assume that they would play in future either. If all allies had informed earlier that they are on vacation in Hawaiji or smt, I'm sure the session would have been moved.

And if Juspe's Chicken Empire ever falls
Fixed
 
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