Back to business.
1570:
Selim II, our glorious Sultan who has saved our fair country from a war which to be honest was a bit hyped, now to think of it, has done a step which could possible drive Arabia under our yoke. With the Nubian alliance breaking up, the Sultan sent some expensive gifts to the Hedjaz, which assured them that our intents for the alliance we are offering are honest, with no annexation involved. And this is true. We don't intend to devour them with the alliance. We intend to incorporate them with a vassalage they cannot, and for their health, shouldn't refuse.
1574:
It turns out that was his last action, other than starting a new colonial city in Malindi neighbouring Mogadiscio, and completing the latter. In this year, Murad III takes the throne! He seems to be rather weak in most areas
(2/3/3 ) but he does lead the empire quite organised, and has a strong ministry which could help him in his rule
(yep, we got the excellent minister event a few months after Murad) . He is also a true military man, which counts for a good ruler in the Ottoman Empire.
Murad seems a bit displeased with our progress. The fact that the Mamelukes are still kicking, he called it an "unforgiveable mistake" and he would like it "fixed post-haste". This could be quite a good idea, as our alliance will need a little activisation. Therefore, in the month of December, a Turkish envoy is dispatched in the Marmalade Sultanate to let them know that they are in deep *scratched out words* trouble.
The five years war which is to please Murad and frankly, is very useful too
In Alexandria, there are two things that are mobilised after the war starts. A 40,000 strong infantry army and its commander Lala Mustapha. It turns out the Marmalades have some allies too, the Ostrich guys who still don't give up in Wien, the Grog-whatever people stuck between two of our provinces, one named after them... can't remember, I'll call them Grogs. And then those ship-happy Italians who we deprived of some provinces but now are crying to have it back. The latter two are ignored, the former two are sent the smack down upon.
However all is not so easy. First one to declare war is the Hangmen, along with their Pole allies. More like Tadpoles. Their other allies are the fools who declared war on us last time while not attacking us at all, and some insignificant German state which attacks us but doesn't even manage to kill a soldier.
Those Persian rugs also join in the fun, of course, and there are some Mean Black Guys who are surprisingly Orthodox, they also attack. We do a simple trick with some of the dumb heretics and infidels. At those black guys and in Rug-land, a province is quickly captured. Then a diplomat goes to them, reports that the province fell and then he would bully their ruler with a huge army and such things that don't actually exist. Then he tells them that they are so generous, however, that they offer to go away with a status quo peace (this expression is quite snazzy! Those Europeans sure do know a few things, if they are infidels). This works. Then, the trick is repeated with the Hangmen, and the Tadpoles. Success again, and with the former, it works so well, that they even offered us the province before our (dumbstruck) diplomat could say anything! The trick is finally repeated with the Ostriches.
Now we have less enemies.
It is 1578. We discover that the Marmalades actually took Emilia from the Chapel States (I think it was something like that) earlier, so we have to get that province too. Despite the fact that we made peace with them 1 year earlier, the Fadsburg Empire declares war again (I prefer this name. Ostriches doesn't get the point across), and this throws their country down the canals, basically. We don't have time for them though and we do the Trick Against Mucked-up Enemies (TAME) to force white peace upon them. Except that they don't fall for it, so we pay them a bit of gold to go to peace. (Apparently Murad doesn't need respect. I agree, lands are more important.) Finally, in 1579, Lala Mustapha takes Damietta. But what a war it was! Mustapha says that he has done the whole war of annexation with footmen. And he often defeated equal numbers while barely losing men, and even managed to hold against superior forces! No wonder why he is praised as the hero of the war. He got a nice beach house in the city he conquered last, Damietta. Oh, yeah, incase the reader is a Persian, Ethiopian, Hungarian, Pole or Uzbek, we ANNEXED the Mamelukes.
( <- my tribute to an AAR you should really know and read )
Time to relax now though. The empire is messed up again, though not as much as last time, and we need to rebuild. And Milan and Mantua are under Rebel control!
(Plus, here is a screenie. Since all that happened in the colonies is the starting of Malindi, and the completion of Dumat in Mogadiscio, you should concentrate on the European part of the map.)