The Führer Goes Nuts!

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Mein Führer,

It seems you have not yet addressed the issue of naval dominance. The NSDAP must not allow itself to be conquered at sea by the inferior Royal Navy. I hereby submit to you my humble suggestion to begin an aggressive construction plan of Battleships and Super Battleships. Pay no heed to those defeatist cowards who would have you believe our Kriegsmarine cannot crush the Royal Navy, nor should you give audience to the proponents of the so-called "Wolf Packs"; we must have naval supremacy, and that supremacy will only be achieved by the thundering cannons of the Bismarck and her brethren! And I also recommend looking into the "Walking Bismarcks" or as the OKW calls them, Super Heavy tanks. Grossedeutchland must have großen panzer!

Hochachtungsvoll,

Hans-Ulrich Rudel

 

[Lordban]

Now about the AAR; Lordban, this is going to be a worthy descendant of Rustican's RISK AAR. Keep the humour that way.

Extravagant praise, and this is only the third update. Second, if you don't count the results of the vote on Göring. I would blush with gratefulness, but actually this is an excellent way to put a lot of pressure on one's shoulders

Absolutely hilarious :rofl: But he should look on the bright side, imagine the state pension he'll be entitled to if he survives :rofl:

Quite a sum. Imagine how much food he'll be able to buy with all that money!

That's not fair, any cabinet who can discuss so many issues (and even hold an emergency plebiscite) between 0:59:59 and 1:00 deserves some credit

Hitler: It's Nazi.

i luld at the no wolfenstein reference

I simply had to

Hitler should try hiring some more decent advisors, like this little fellow here:

Ehhhh, the last person who did that was FallenMorgan, and now his Clip has gone insane, it tries to hook him up with a Paris-Hilton-lookalike and it wants Japan to launch a Jihad to Muslimize the world!

That's just freakin' hilarious!:rofl: Along with this extremely entertaining AAR. Subscribing now!

Thanks to you, and welcome!

Mein Führer,

It seems you have not yet address the issue of naval dominance. The NSDAP must not allow itself to be conquered at sea by the inferior Royal Navy. I hereby submit to you my humble suggestion to begin an aggressive construction plan of Battleships and Super Battleships. Pay no heed to those defeatist cowards who would have you believe our Kriegsmarine cannot crush the Royal Navy, nor should you give audience to the proponents of the so-called "Wolf Packs"; we must have naval supremacy, and that supremacy will only be achieved by the thundering cannons of the Bismark and her brethren! And I also recommend looking into the "Walking Bismarks" or as the OKW calls them, Super Heavy tanks. Grossedeutchland must have großen panzer!

Hochachtungsvoll,

Hans-Ulrich Rudel

All those ideas are under consideration. It's good I'm having Göring build us up a ludicrous IC base, we're going to waste it like no AAR did before us

Congrats Lordban!

How nice of you, friend! But certainly, with the game still unpaused at 01:00 on Jan 1st, 1936 I haven't done anything to deserve congratulations, have I?

Lordban, it is my honor to award you WritAAR of the Week. Congratulations!

Oh.


Thanks a lot! As I said, it was really unexpected

 

[Myth]

How nice of you, friend! But certainly, with the game still unpaused at 01:00 on Jan 1st, 1936 I haven't done anything to deserve congratulations, have I?

Surely that's even more worthy of congratulations than if you had done a lot? After all, while a WoW after much writing is like a well executed but hard fought successful Barbarossa, this is like walking into the Rhineland and having Anschluss on the same day: a great coup. Furthermore, It's almost as big a coup as keeping Goering!

 

[Lordban]

Surely that's even more worthy of congratulations than if you had done a lot? After all, while a WoW after much writing is like a well executed but hard fought successful Barbarossa, this is like walking into the Rhineland and having Anschluss on the same day: a great coup. Furthermore, It's almost as big a coup as keeping Goering!

I'm fine with that coup as long as it isn't as big as Göring himself. Else people are going to accuse me of using an exploit!

 

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This, is funny, can't believe I missed it this long.

You need to mod Goring in as As minister with +20 IC and IC Buildtime -50.

 

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Mein Führer,

I am pleased you have considered my recommendations! And ask Mr. Mayer how his hat is for me.

Hochachtungsvoll,

Hans-Ulrich Rudel

P.S- Tell Göring not to bother to redeploy me to the Eastern Front; I'm already there.

 

[Telsor]

Love the work so far!

As a suggested strategy goal ( and 'reason' ).

Germany's aim is to conquer Tibet.

Why? Their 'archeological expedition' found indications of the formation of the Aryan people there of course!

 

[Milites]

ReadAARbefehl :rofl:

 

[Lordban]

This, is funny, can't believe I missed it this long.

You need to mod Goring in as As minister with +20 IC and IC Buildtime -50.

Worry not, Göring needs no uber-bonuses! Someone is about to explain him how to fulfill Hitler's expectations...

P.S- Tell Göring not to bother to redeploy me to the Eastern Front; I'm already there.

What Eastern Front? With 3 divisions we cannot afford an Eastern Front at this time!

Love the work so far!

As a suggested strategy goal ( and 'reason' ).

Germany's aim is to conquer Tibet.

Why? Their 'archeological expedition' found indications of the formation of the Aryan people there of course!

Tibet is a strategic goal.

Welcome!

ReadAARbefehl :rofl:

That one is Myth's fault! Take the complaints up to him!

 

[Gankenstein]

Methinks it would have been wrong, wrong, wrong to fire McGöring. The Führer may be nuts but how could he fire his genuine WWI-fighter-ace-become-Nazi?

 

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At least get Göring on Atkins if you're going to keep him. The man needs to shed some weight. And keep him away from the morphine too!

 

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Mein Führer,

You must not listen to the defeatists! With my Stukas, we can hold back the Red Tide indefinitely! An Eastern Front is most reasonable!

Hochachtungsvoll,

Hans-Ulrich Rudel

 

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At least get Göring on Atkins if you're going to keep him. The man needs to shed some weight. And keep him away from the morphine too!

The whole point of having Goring is so he can be fat, a skinny one would take some of the fun away.

Besides, he didn't get that fat until later in the war.

 

[Stuyvesant]

Ah, bliss... Thanks for brightening my day.

Go Hermann, go Hermann!

 

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next chapter/update

 

[Lordban]

Methinks it would have been wrong, wrong, wrong to fire McGöring. The Führer may be nuts but how could he fire his genuine WWI-fighter-ace-become-Nazi?

If the readAARs had demanded it, he would have
McGöring? Yuck :wacko:

At least get Göring on Atkins if you're going to keep him. The man needs to shed some weight. And keep him away from the morphine too!

Göring needs very little at this point

Mein Führer,

You must not listen to the defeatists! With my Stukas, we can hold back the Red Tide indefinitely! An Eastern Front is most reasonable!

Hochachtungsvoll,

Hans-Ulrich Rudel

They could, if we modded them to be as overpowered as they were in HoI 2

The whole point of having Goring is so he can be fat, a skinny one would take some of the fun away.

Besides, he didn't get that fat until later in the war.

He was big-boned!!!

Ah, bliss... Thanks for brightening my day.

Go Hermann, go Hermann!

You're welcome Don't tell Hermann to go too far, Germany's a big and dangerous place. You don't want him to get lost in dark corners

next chapter/update

Tonight or tomorrow evening

 

[Gankenstein]

McGöring? Yuck :wacko:

I confess I stole "McGöring" from the North Minehead By-Election sketch (starts about 90 secs into the linked vid).

 

[gigau]

Congratz for the most deserved WritAAr award. I've had quite a good moment playing catch-up

 

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I confess I stole "McGöring" from the North Minehead By-Election sketch (starts about 90 secs into the linked vid).

:rofl: Of course you have to bring that sketch up. "You wouldn't have much fun in Stalingrad, would you?"

 

[telesien]

:rofl: Of course you have to bring that sketch up. "You wouldn't have much fun in Stalingrad, would you?"

Stop promoting national bocialism, it is surely against forum rules!