January 14th, 1439 - Nova Roma
"One, two, three ... I can only see three." Jacques strained onto his tiptoes, staring intently at the wall of palaces and villas.
"There are seven hills," Annette reassured Jacques yet again. "I walked them. But some of them ... well, you have to be creative about where one ends and the next starts."
"Oh." Jacques didn't appear completely convinced. Annette smiled at him indulgently as he squinted suspiciously at the skyline.
"Do you remember when you chased after me in Thessalonica? After all those years?" she asked as she snuggled closer.
"I remember," Jacques said distractedly, "that you knocked over several old men with your baby trying to catch up to me."
Annette wiggled her small nose. "Well, the details aren't important. It's just been a long time since we've been in a Roman city."
Jacques finally looked down. "When in Rome ..." he said as he leaned over to kiss her.
* * * * *
Jacques thought his throat would go raw from all the shouting. Anyone who thought the mere threat of plague would keep hundreds of stir-crazy mercenaries from wandering off in a city fabled for its wealth and variety of unorthodox entertainments was sorely mistaken.
"You there! No, the horses go downwind, near the latrines. Well, there will be some latrines soon. Where are the Moors?"
He looked down and realized he was holding the lid of a crate of crossbow bolts. His eyes lit up as he saw a lithe figure wandering off with some of the other soldiers.
"Hey, ah, Lor- Laurena!" She skittered to a halt and turned around. "I want you to find all the crossbow bolts - only some of them are in this crate - and make sure they're correctly distributed between Lt Lochlan, Lt Roos, and myself. But don't give me any now, I don't have anywhere to put them," he finished in a rush as she tried to hand the bolts back to him.
"What am I ---?" she started to say.
"You'll do fine!" Jacques yelled in the opposite direction as he ran after some Welsh longbowmen who had decided to take a nap right there in the middle of the chaos.
Several Neapolitan men-at-arms were fingering the pommels of their swords, glaring at the icons proudly displayed on the thresholds of the churches.
"Is there a problem here, soldiers?" Jacques asked.
"Well, sir," one of them answered slowly, "we're good Christian lads, and we don't much take to these here pictures ... the way they glitter an' such, seems the work of the devil to us. Be best if we smashed 'em. Bad enough we work with the mongrel heathens - an' they're good boys, don't get me wrong! - but God's already a-visited 'em with the plague, an all."
He shrugged, the gesture falling well short of an apology.
"What's your name?" Jacques asked grimly.
The soldier ground some bug under his boot.
"Your name, soldier," Jacques repeated quietly.
"Guido, from Lt. Lochlan's regiment," he finally said slowly.
"Well, Guido, if a single dying bird gets turned around by the wind and ticks a piece of glass of one of those icons, I'll blame you. And I'm sure Captain will consider such blasphemy to be an even more serious crime than theft."
All of the soldiers gulped.
"Fellows," Jacques continued, easing his tone, "Constantinople has stood for over a thousand years. It's been in worse spots than this. You know it has seven hills, just like the first Rome?" They didn't appear very impressed. "Don't worry, there's more going on than it sometimes seems. Everything's going to work out fine."
I certainly hope that's true, Jacques thought as he went off to stop some French who were curiously digging through the Company armory...