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BOOK I

Prologue

Do you not think that the greatest tale is never told? That the stories of real heroes and villains are often kept bottled up inside the hearts of lonely men, woman and even children? Do you not think that when someone dies, that tales of intrigue and courage, they take away with them their experiences that never again would be retold.

I am an old man now. But the stories, I shall never forget. The horror of what I experienced I still relive in my dreams, and in my waking hours. I can still smell the burning flesh of people, as if it was yesterday. This was now forty years on.

I was sitting in my chair, in my house. I live alone, having lost any companionship that I have ever had. I am sitting beside the fire now, warming my aching limbs that feel the cold to easily. The clock is ticking on the mantelpiece above the fire. Five minutes to eight in the evening. Ticking away, as I start to drift off.

Two minutes to eight. My cat struts into the room, and curls up in front of the fire. A carriage passes the front window of my home, with the clinging of bells echoing in the street outside.

One minute to eight. The cat is sleeping soundly. It is another quiet night, where I shall enjoy the comforts of my retirement. I stretch my hands behind my back, cracking my knuckles in the process. I reach for my beer, and sip gently as the cold; sweetness of it rushes through my body.

Eight o’clock. The clock chimes, waking me from my slumber. Then suddenly - came loud knock at the door.
Cursing whoever could be so inconsiderate as to do this, I slowly raised myself from my armchair, and forced myself away from the warmth of the fire. And I made my way to the front door.

Opening the door slowly, I peeped round it, squatting my eyes to see who was there. It was a man, completely covered from head to toe in a black overcoat and a shabby looking bowler hat. I noticed it was drizzling in the background, the drizzle illuminated by the light coming from my house.
“Good day”, I managed to croak in my aging voice, “and how may I help you?”
“Can I come in good sir”, replied the man.
Opening the door a little wider, the man walked in.

When he got in, he took off his coat, and I saw his face for the first time.
The face was cracked with time. Scars went all the way down his left cheek. He took off his bowler hat and out fell some greying mousy hair.
He handed me his coat and hat, so I took it from him and hung them both on the hat stand.

With no cue whatsoever, he walked into my sitting room, and sat down in a vacant chair next to the window.
“It has been a long time, Matthew.” The voice had a French accent.
“How do you know my name?” I asked.
“Do you not remember me?” he asked. “Do you not remember me from some forty years back? You may remember me as ‘Mr. Grim’.”
And I remembered.
“Mr. Grimaldi?” I stuttered. “But…but someone told me you had died!”
“Nonsense!” he said, but slightly more loudly. “Complete nonsense! I am the last Entertainer Matthew. That is the reason for my visit. The other Entertainers, Mr. Pole and Mr. Smith are dead.”
“Dead?” I said to myself, in a hazed voice. “How?”
“Please Matthew, it is a long story, prepare me something to eat, the journey has been long, I need something to eat and drink. Then I can tell you everything, and we can catch up on what has happened to us these last forty years!”
“Then make yourself at home” I said.

So I went to the larder, and poured out a beer for my honoured guest, and some simple meat for him to eat. I carried it through to the sitting room, where Mr. Grim had made himself much more comfortable in the chair beside the window. I left the meal on the table for him.

I could tell he was hungry. Knives and forks lay neglected as he gulped down the small meal I put before him. He looked over at me when he had finished after a few minutes.
“Where shall we begin?” he asked.
The clocks hands were at half past eight.
 
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YAY!!! Great start, am awaiting the next update impatiently!!! I must say you are the best AA(w)Rriter I EVER managed to read this much from! I have time-management problems, and find it difficult to read an entire AAR and then begin a new one from the same author. More keen on writing, I actually love reading your AARS!! PLEASE CONTINUE!!!:D

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Thanks AmbassadeBelgie. I'm glad that you are enjoying this already. I am promising a far LONGER and BETTER AAR here. This one will be my best yet, because I am devoting more time to writing it, and I have already written the plot out. But I will not reveal anything!!! ;)
 

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That's a good thing, the good AA(utho)R does not reveal his secrets...Much like the magician...:p

Am awaiting impatiently!:D

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Chapter One

The clock stayed at half past eight. But the years in my mind rolled back. It was now half past eight in the morning, on a sunny day on the fifteenth of May 1795.

I was in the same sitting room, a slice of toast lying half eaten on a plate, a mug of steaming tea in my right hand, and a single sheet newspaper in the other.
One had to get up in the morning, because I was an accountant. Many of the rich people who lived in my small village in Devonshire respected my accountability skills, and would entrust me to look after the accounts of their sometimes-vast estates. And I was paid well for it.

But now was the time for a little morning relaxation. The accounts could wait on my desk in the corner of the room. I glanced over the newspaper. It was always the same stories. The war with France was dragging on, with British troops defeating the French in the Indian province of Pondicherry. Pickpockets and muggers were swamping London. Anti-slavery movements were protesting in Bristol.

So I read through the bad news for half and hour, occasionally shaking my head. But thankfully, this bad news could be put aside. I had decided now to actually get some work done.

So the newspaper was laid aside, and I went over to my little table in the corner. I leafed through the accounts first, figures rushing through my head. Then I started to work.
For at least three hours, I was working constantly, every so often pouring myself a small glass of Port from the cabinet above me. Then at half past twelve, it would be my normal lunch.
So it was at twenty-five minutes past twelve that I stopped. Closing the books, I raised myself from my chair, and went into the larder.
Some nice pork, some cheese, a slice of bread, some cake and a small beer to wash it down. I do like to eat well for lunch. It would leave me ready for the rest of the day.

So after my lunch, I would have my snooze. I loved my afternoon snooze. The villagers knew better than to disturb me at this time of the day. Besides, I would not answer the door. I could sit back in my favourite chair beside the fire, close my eyes, and clear my mind for a while. Bliss.

And then it would get to two o’clock. I would get out my chair, put on my top hat, and I would have my afternoon walk. This involved walking round the village, and up to my friend’s house, Mr. Hoggard.
I left the house, and walked up the main street. Mr. Hoggard’s house was located at the top of the village, next to the church. I enjoyed his company immensely, as both of us had known each other since we were at least ten years old.
I walked up to his front door, and knocked twice.
“Come in, my dear Matthew”, said a voice from inside the house, “the door is unlocked.”
I walked inside, and there was Hoggard, sitting in his kitchen, reading a book.
“Very interesting book Matthew!” he said. “Poems by William Wordsworth. What a fascinating poet he is, he really has revolutionized poetry!”
“Hoggard”, I said, “I believe that Samuel Taylor Coleridge is by far more revolutionary in this field. I have read some of his essays, they caused quite a stir among some of the aristocrats!”
“But no time!” he cried, closing his book, “we have to go to the Post Office, I want to deliver a letter. It must get to York by at least the twentieth.”
So, Hoggard pulled on his coat, tweaked his moustache whilst looking into the mirror, and then turned to go.
“Let’s go then.”
What a pleasant afternoon it was. The birds were chirping away. Children were running and laughing in a pond at the side of the road. We came to the Post Office, where the Postman was already loading some mail into a carriage.
“Please sir”, said Hoggard, “can you take this with you?” Hoggard showed him the letter
“You know you have to pay for that!” replied the Postman. “I won’t be back till at least the eighteenth. So, I apologise, but I have to be going.”
The Postman jumped into the carriage, cracked the reins of the horses, and was soon drifting away, down the country lanes.
“Oh drat”, said Hoggard.
Hoggard looked irritated for the rest of afternoon. The littlest things did this, and his moustache definitely had a droop to it.
After about an hour, we came back to Hoggard’s house. Hoggard, regaining some of his composure asked if I would like to come round for dinner, which I gladly accepted.
Dinner was a pleasant affair, and soon afterwards, we were sitting in Hoggard’s lounge, letting our food settle after such a generous meal.
“I say,” said Hoggard, after a few minutes of silence, “do you fancy going down to the Inn this evening?”
“Why not.” I replied.
So about half and hour later, we once more dressed up, and went out.

We came to the Inn, and walked in. It was a smart looking bar, with a rather porky looking Innkeeper called James. The bar stretched along one wall, and the rest of the room was composed of many tables and chairs, with seats drawn against them. A few odd people sat dotted around, drinking slowly from their glasses.
“Can I help you at all sirs?” asked James.
“Of course James,” I said. “Could you pour both my friend and I a glass of the best port you have.”
“Of course,” he said.
Soon, we were sipping at our Port, and Hoggard was animatedly talking away about God knows what.
“Yes,” I heard him say, “Indeed…” and then his voice would carry off into a drone about how bad the postal service was, what a state the army was in, and what he would do to William Pitt if he was given the chance.
“Screwing it up! Always screwing it up!”
But a sign above the bar grabbed my attention. It said:

The Entertainers are coming to your village!
Come and see them perform marvellous tricks and death defying stunts for your amusement!​

“James”, I said, interrupting Hoggard, “who are these ‘Entertainers’?”
James, who was cleaning some glasses looked at me. “I don’t know. A stranger came in the other day and asked me to hang the sign up.”
Sipping once more at my Port, I forgot everything about the Entertainers, and listened once more to Hoggard droning on.
After a little while, we got up to leave, said our goodbyes to James, and then at the bar door, I shook hands with Hoggard, and wished him a good evening.

I was walking back through the village. It was silent, not a sound could be heard. The cottages that lined the long road had darkened windows that seemed to absorb any energy the day had left.
So when I arrived at my home, I didn’t notice at first that three strangers were standing at my door. When I got to the door, one of the strangers came up to me.
“My good sir,” he said, with a hint of a French accent, “We have travelled long and hard these last few days. Can we stay for the night at your home?”
Taken aback, I didn’t know what to say at first. I decided after a few seconds pause to invite them all in. I unlocked the door, and all three strangers walked in.
Now they were all standing in the in the front of the house, the French one shook my hand.
“Bonjour”, he said, “I am Mr. Grimaldi, otherwise known as Mr. Grim.”
Another stranger came up to me and shook my hand.
“Hello, I am Mr. Powellarhasky, from Poland, but better known as Mr. Pole.”
The last stranger came up to me, and he shook my hand.
“I am Mr. Smith. I come from the former British colony of Boston.” I indeed noticed the accent of one from the new world.
And altogether they said:
“And we are the Entertainers!”
 

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:rolleyes: Me, writAAR of the week? AmbassadeBelgie, surely I am not worthy of such a prestigious title!!??
 

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Looking good as always!

A Frenchman, a Pole and an American eh? Quite a menagerie you've put together!
 

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This is a very promising start! I see you've managed to work Wordsworth and Coleridge in already. A passing reference, or will we hear more of them, I wonder? Anyway, keep up the great writing! ;)
 

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Farquharson said:
This is a very promising start! I see you've managed to work Wordsworth and Coleridge in already. A passing reference, or will we hear more of them, I wonder? Anyway, keep up the great writing! ;)

I don't know if I can manage to work Coleridge and Wordsworth in that much. I would have to wait until 1798 at least, because that's when Coleridge wrote 'Kubla Khan' and 'The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner'.

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If this is better than your England AAR, then it must be good. Will this one be more game oriented?

The game I played will have a background context. E.g. In chapter one, you may have noticed Matthew reading his newspaper. Well, things like that will tell you what is happening in my playable game.
 
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The game I played will have a background context. E.g. In chapter one, you may have noticed Matthew reading his newspaper. Well, things like that will tell you what is happening in my playable game.
I especially found this a smart technique, incorporating the world news.

Welcome, we are the ENTERTAINERS!
Great, as usual, wcoleridge:)

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P.S. Yes, you are a damn good writAAR, I have nominated you (but I didn't know for sure where to do it so maybe it won't work...:D)
 

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Chapter Two

My guests decided to make themselves welcome. Mr. Grim decided to sit in my chair beside the fireplace, Mr. Smith sat in the chair beside the window, and Mr. Pole sat on the floor, pulling out a Lute from his travelling case.
“And how may I help you?” I asked my guests, not managing to hide the frustration from my voice.
“Bring us some food!” said Mr. Grim. “We are starving!”
“Yes,” said Mr. Smith, “Our fat Polish friend ate most our food!”
“No I did not!” retorted Mr. Pole, who was now starting to strum away on his lute.
Mr. Pole was in fact a very good Lute player, and classical melodies were soon drifting through the house. I was in the Larder now, searching around for some food for my new guests. Luckily, there was still some meat left from lunch, so I took that in with me.

I brought the food in. Mr. Pole had a greedy eye resting on the supper brought in, whilst the other was watching himself strumming the strings. Mr. Grim, noticing this, slapped him on the back of the head with the palm of his hand.
“Not this time, my dear Pole. I want a chance to eat something for once!”
Mr. Pole stopped playing, and Mr. Grim took the plate off me. Mr. Smith was about to grab some of the food, but Mr. Grim gave him an evil stare.
“Let us say grace first!”
The other two immediately bowed their heads, hands clasped together, with grins spread wide across their face.
“Dear Lord,
We pray for grace to eat this food that we are unworthy to eat, yet by your will is deemed worthy.”
Mr. Grim continued on.
“We also pray for protection of the revolution, and that its ideals will spread and enlighten people. Amen.”
And at the ‘Amen’, Mr. Smith and Mr. Pole grabbed the food, and started to stuff their mouths.
“Gentlemen!” shouted Mr. Grim. “Where are your manners!?”
“Begging your pardon my ‘grim’ friend!” said Mr. Smith.
“So sorry, your ‘grimness’!” said Mr. Pole.
An evil scowl came upon Mr. Grim’s face. The other two, seeming to obey Mr. Grim, put their meal onto plates, and started to eat with a more civilized manner.
“I’m sorry for my friends atrocious table manners”, said Mr. Grim, between mouthfuls.
Mr. Pole and Mr. Smith were both about to say something, but it came out as garbage, as both were eating with their mouths full.
“Close those mouths!” shouted Mr. Grim.
I could only watch from the doorway, my mouth slightly open, watching this unexpected episode. The absurdity of what was happening was not sinking in. I glanced at the clock on the mantelpiece, and it said it was quarter past ten. How long would I have to put up with these travelling horrors?
I was snapped out of my thoughts when Mr. Grim snapped his fingers. Three plates lay empty. Mr. Pole did a subtle belch.
“And some drink?”
I was now starting to shake. The rudeness of these three characters was making my anger boil up. I prided myself on being able to control my temper. But now I realised that the quietness and peacefulness of the countryside was the only reason I had never really got into a full minded, bloody rage.
“Of course”, I said.

Into the larder I went again. Thankfully, my precious Port was locked in the cabinet above my desk. I would give them some of the Rum I kept down here.
So I took three mugs down from the shelf, and undid the cork from the barrel. The Rum flowed sweetly and swiftly into the mugs, and soon I was carrying them through.
“Thank you, my dear friend”, said Mr. Grim, taking a mug. The other two took a mug. Soon, they were slurping away at their drinks. This was a hidden blessing, because it had succeeded in shutting up Mr. Pole and Mr. Smith.
“What is your name?” asked Mr. Grim suddenly.
“Matthew.”
“Matthew…?”
“Shepperd.”
Mr. Grim was silent once again, with a look of reflection in his face.

I can now in these brief moments of sanity describe my guests.
Mr. Grim looked every bit French. He had a long nose, and rather comical big ears, but most distinguishable was many scars down his left cheek. He had cold, looming eyes that worked well in intimidating people and achieving what he wanted. He seemed to be the boss of the other two. Everything about him was full of authority; the way he moved, the pose he was in and his voice, which came out sharp and to the point.
The other two were much shorter than Mr. Grim. Mr. Pole though was rather podgy, and seemed to always have a grin plastered onto his face.
Mr. Smith could almost be described as Mr. Pole’s twin. It seemed strange, being that one was from the America’s, and one from Eastern Europe. It seemed even stranger given that Mr. Smith was much slimmer, and more average of build. But there was a natural bond, born out of a love for humour.

The brief moment of peace and bliss was not to last. The last of the Rum was swallowed down, and soon, both Mr. Pole and Mr. Smith had jumped to their feet.
“It is time for some fun!” cried an excited Mr. Smith.
“Oh Yes!” said Mr. Pole.
Both suddenly flipped onto their hands, and were now walking around my sitting room on their hands. Both were laughing very hard, and Mr. Grim was laughing harder from my favourite seat.
“Are they not a comical pair, non!?” chortled Mr. Grim.
But Mr. Pole’s weight was not great in supporting him. Soon, he was crashing into things, and pictures, ornaments and such were sent crashing to the ground.
“What are you doing!?” I shouted, rushing up to him. My hands were outstretched, to stop him trying to destroy the rest of my room.
They proceeded to continually outwit me. I would grab their legs, in a vain attempt to stop them. But when I had bundled one to the ground, the other would start again. For fifteen minutes, they did this, and soon they grew tired, and just fell to the floor.
“Would you believe it?” I said, panting, “they’ve gone to sleep.”
I could not hide my anger.
“What was the meaning of that!?” I shouted at Mr. Grim. “I have every good intention of chucking you out of my home!”
Mr. Grim smiled.
“I dare say you have enough ornaments in here.” His eyes looked around, surveying the broken possessions of mine. “I have done you a favour.”
“You had better be bloody thankful you didn’t break my clock. I would have throttled that French neck of yours of all its life.”
Mr. Grim stared into my eyes.
“Look here Mr. Shepperd. We could argue here all night. But we could do with some rest. We have a lot of work to do tomorrow.”
Mr. Grim then grabbed his cloak, threw it over himself, and closed his eyes.
“Goodnight”, he said.
I looked at the group in my sitting room in disbelief. In the morning, yes, the morning, I would settle this. Hoggard would deal with this band of hooligans.
So, I decided to go to bed. Into my bedroom I went. No night time reading tonight. The book I would read lay discarded.

I tried to sleep, but to no prevail. I kept thinking about how awful my guests were. Eventually, I must have got to sleep in the early hours. But only a few hours later, at some six o’clock, I was awoken by the dreadful sound of the bagpipes.
Cursing, I got out of bed, rubbing my eyes through lack of sleep, put on my dressing gown, and went into the sitting room.
The sitting room was surprisingly spotless. The three had had a big tidy up. But Mr. Pole was standing by the window, cheeks red through the sheer force he was putting into playing the dreadful pipes.
“Glorious morning!” laughed Mr. Grim from my favourite chair.

I tried to do my accounts, but I couldn’t. The three were now singing a choral song, all in harmony. Mr. Pole was on the lute, and the other two were perched behind him, hands waving in an operatic fashion.
I slammed the books shut.
“Enough!” I screamed.
The music stopped abruptly.
“Yes, enough,” said Mr. Grim. “The Entertainers are ready to perform to the public!”
 
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A very enjoyable read and I’m looking forward to seeing where you take this story. :cool: Or should I say where the story takes us? ;)

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I agree, much more than up to par, as usual:)
Impatienty awaiting Chapter III...

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Chapter 3 will be out Friday evening, London time.

*Edit - I managed to squeeze Chapter's one and two in one day, but the next installements will be slightly more infrequent. This will be because:

a) the plot is thickening, I will need to slow down and think more.
b) lack of stamina!!! :(

**Edit - I managed to get Chapter 3 out earlier than expected
 
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As long as you keep writing it that's fine with me! :)

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I've managed to find some free time, and finish chapter three. The story will soon get really going by chapter five.

Chapter Three

The Entertainers were busy getting ready for their “great” show. Mr. Grim shuffled me out of the room, politely telling me that it was rude to watch people getting changed and preparing for shows. He ignored my complaints that it was rude to barge into somebody’s house, break everything and eat them out of house and home.

But after a few minutes, they came out. Mr. Grim was dressed in a smart black suit, and a very tall black top hat. A white rose was planted in the left front pockets.
Mr. Smith and Mr. Pole were both dressed up in black and white striped costumes, and were both wearing white berets.
“And what are you supposed to be?” I asked.
“Mimes!” said Mr. Pole and Mr. Smith together.
“Oui, trés bon!” cheered Mr. Grim.
All three were busy admiring each other’s costumes. Mr. Grim, being the authority figure type, made sure that Mr. Pole and Mr. Smith had tucked their shirts in.
“But where did you get the costumes from?” I asked, rather aspirated.
Mr. Grim put his hand on my shoulder.
“Don’t worry yourself, we just got them from our horse and carriage outside.”
And looking out the window, I saw a horse, tied to the gate of my horse, eating grass from my front garden. A rather shabby looking carriage stood outside the gate, on the side of the road.
“But it is time!” said Mr. Grim.
And the Entertainers marched out of the front door, and into the village.

The Entertainers gathered on the village green, having pulled their carriage there. The carriage was cleared, the top folded off, and a temporary stage was formed. I stood at a distance, with great curiosity to watch the proceedings.
Mr. Pole pulled out a classical guitar, an instrument that was very rare in these parts. Soon, he was strumming away, and Mr. Grim was singing a sad, moving solo of his. Children, who had minutes before been playing in the stream, heard the music drifting towards them. They stopped playing, and walked towards the stage in mass. They all sat down before the stage, in a wide arc. For three or four minutes, the sad song played, hypnotizing the crowd. I could feel the effect myself, my eyes starting to close, and sweet, sweet dreams drifting through my mind. Then suddenly – he stopped.
“Boys and girls!” cried Mr. Grim. “Are you ready to be entertained!?”
A few boys and girls answered back, saying yes.
“I can not hear you!” cried Mr. Grim, but much louder.
“YES!” cried all the children.
“Thank you”, said Mr. Grim, “We will now perform a trick that hasn’t been seen since our dear Lord graced this earth, my dear friend Mr. Smith will turn water into wine!”
Mr. Smith smiled, and bowed to the audience. He took from his pocket, a small cup, which he poured water into.
“Let him say the magic words!” said Mr. Grim.
Mr. Smith pulled a stick out of his other pocket, bent his head over the cup, and tapped the cup with the stick. He then started muttering under his breath. Then he straightened up, and gave the cup to Mr. Grim.
“Will a volunteer come up to test whether this is wine?”
Immediately, several hands shot into the air.
“Pick me, pick me!” screamed many of the children.
“You!” said Mr. Grim, pointing to a small girl in the front of the crowd.
The girl got up, looking slightly nervous, and put her hand up to her mouth in a very nervous way.
“Don’t be shy!” said Mr. Grim in a more soothing way. He took her hand and led her onto the stage.
“Here you go”, he said, offering her the cup.
She slowly raised it to her lips, and a small trickle went down. She smiled.
“And is it wine?” asked Mr. Grim.
“Yes!” she said.
The crowd cheered, many standing up and applauding.
“Incredible!” said Mr. Grim. “Here you go little girl, have a sweet!” And he offered her a sweet, which she gladly took. She then sat back with the crowd.

A few adults, who had been working, now started to approach, also out of curiosity. They stood behind the children.
“Now” said Mr. Grim, “More entertainment!”
Mr. Smith, who had disappeared behind the stage, suddenly reappeared – on a one-wheeled bike, and juggling. Mr. Pole was playing the accordion, in time for Mr. Smith’s juggling.
Many of the children were starting to laugh, as Mr. Smith did many hilarious things, including letting rip a huge fart.
Some of the children were in hysterics, and were rolling around on the floor, wiping tears of mirth away from their eyes.
After a few minutes of this commotion, I noticed Mr. Grim suddenly pulled from his coat a mask, which looked remarkably like the Pope’s face. He put this over his own face.
Mr. Smith fell off the bike, and then started to grovel at Mr. Grim’s feet.
“Please your holiness, please, I was only trying to bring laughter to these children.”
When he said children, he waved his hand towards the audience, but he also winked at them.
“Very grave, very grave indeed”, said Mr. Grim. “Our Lord looks badly upon you. Guards, seize him!”
At this, I saw Mr. Pole stop playing his accordion, and pulled a fake sword from a sheath on his trousers.
“Come here you!” cried Mr. Pole.
Mr. Grim picked up the accordion, and started to play music that was quite suitable for a chase scene. If earlier, the children had been in hysterics, now it was worse.
Mr. Smith continually dodged the pathetically fat Mr. Pole.
“The church is really out of shape, is it not!” laughed Mr. Smith.
Many of the children groaned at the pathetic joke.
“Enough!” cried Mr. Grim.
At this, he threw a rope around Mr. Smith. Mr. Smith, realising he was captured, folded his arms, and put a sulky look on his face. The children started to boo.
“Let him go!” they cried.
“Oh…ok!” said Mr. Grim, after debating for a few seconds.
The children cheered once again as Mr. Smith was released.
Then the Entertainers gathered on the centre of the stage.
“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls”, called out Mr. Grim, “we will now perform a play for your enjoyment!”

And a play they performed. Mr. Pole dressed up as a woman, and Mr. Smith dressed up as a man trying to pursue her love. The antics of the comical pair made even the eldest and pompous member of the crowd break a smile.
Mr. Grim played the part of a demon, which was constantly stalking Mr. Smith telling him how ugly he was and that he would never successfully pursue the love of his woman. The play finished when the tables turned on Mr. Grim, and was hounded off the stage by Mr. Smith and Mr. Pole, who were throwing rotten vegetables and fruits at him.

At the end of the play, there was a standing ovation. All three bowed very low. Mr. Smith took the hand of one girl in the audience, and kissed it.
“And finally”, said Mr. Grim, “we will play you a song”.
And all three bent down on one knee, and sang the choral song I heard them sing this morning. But this time, it was much more soothing to the ears. And it was much more magical. Once again, I felt myself drifting away. Then once again, they stopped suddenly.
“Goodbye everybody!” called all the Entertainers in unison.
Then, smoke covered the Entertainers, and when it had cleared, all that was left was an empty stage.
 
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Amazing style of writing I simply love it!
But I feels something mysterious about those three...:p
Keep it up!

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I'm thinking of starting something called the "All EnglAARnd Club", because I just love doing AAR's based in England. For those morons who don't know anything, The "All England Club" name comes from the organisation that runs Wimbledon, or the English open (whatever you want to call it). And the club could be used for people to share good old England AAR's.

Tell me what you think.

*Edit - Don't worry, I haven't neglected this AAR!!!