The EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

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Alone..........against the whole world.

1689 - 1699 = After the world declares WAR, the Marlborough man saddles up his horse, as "THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK". King hitting Spain, Austria, Poland and Sweden, head butting Scotland, drop kicking Denmark, knocking out Lancaster, Orleans, Dauphine and Bourbonnais for the count and hanging, drawing and quartering the entire Dutch royal family.

Lock and load baby....KABOOM!

The Marlborough man makes very light work of Austrias best.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell.

After several attempts York succeeds....

Before moving on to Navarra and filling their backsides with lead as they fall back.

These few, these happy few, these band of brothers literally fought off hundreds of thousands before sucumbing to overwhelming forces.

While the slaughter continued in East Africa.

Tra la la...

I kick your butt before, I kick it again.

Prinz Eugen mauled this English army and we were forced to retreat.

La di dah....

Woop di do....

"Heated shot if you will Mr Avery, Clear for action, FIRE", PAF PAF FEEEE BZDEEEEET BOMPZ PAF PAF FEEEEE BZDEEEEET BOMPZ PSH PSH PSH.

That'll do for now sPAINiola, yawn.

Even though your boots are tight. Left, right, left, right, Left, right, left, right,
March right on with all your might! March right on with all your might! And FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, PUNK?

Cause I got the most powerful army in da whole world and they can blow your country clean apart.

The Turks ghost ship was sunk none the less.

Prinz Eugen - "We surrender oh mighty one"

Were not going to take it. NO, were not gonna take IT any more, Were gonna take it ALL.

Happy to do business with you.

WE'RE RIGHT/YEAH
WE'RE FREE/YEAH
WE'LL FIGHT/YEAH
YOU'LL SEE/YEAH

"FIRE, FIRE, FIRE"...KABOOM, KABOOM, KABOOM..."FIRE", "Their retreating Lord", "FIRE"...KABOOM...."Their putting up the white flag Lord"..."FIRE"..KABOOM...."Their crawling on their hands and knees begging for mercy Lord"..."FIRE, FIRE, FIRE...NO prisoners, kill em all...Muahahahahahahahahaha...FIRE"..."Were out of gunpower Lord"..."fix bayonets men, hunt em down to the last, you know what to do, its you or them"...

"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it
I'm about to lose control and I think I like it
I'm so excited and I just can't hide it
And I know, I know, I know, I know
I know I want to kill em all"

"This one for "THE EMPIRE" lads"

Songhai - "Waaaaahhhhaaaahhhaaaaa, mommy I dont wanna play anymore"

Yippee-yippee-yai, Marlborough makes my day!

Next victim...

and Ulrich was never heard of again.

Huzza, huzza, huzza. Good ole England, Good ole England, Good ole England, Good ole England, Good ole England, Good ole England.

The fight continues...

Denmarks last province is captured, oh except there rebel controlled capital.

Denmark had a great fall.
All the king's horses,
And all the king's men,
Couldn't put poor Denmark back together again.

You aint fat, you aint nothing.

I am Marlborough man, I am superior, resistence is futile, you will be assimulated.

What he said...

"My one armed, blind granny can fight better than that"

Olay, olay, olay, olay, we kick your butt, butt, butt today.

Rebels were causing more problems than the enemy.

Must we kill em all? Some more diplomats for 1000d a piece...oh diplomats, where art thou.

 

[Van Engel]

Nice Less than Jake lyrics (or so I think ) Great use of Red too, I like it.

 

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Holy Cow. Your just......evil.

Keep it up great work.

 

[m45tion87]

So now you are just trying to get BB score as high as possible before you reach the end? Good luck!

What is the general situation? Are you worried? I know I would be...

 

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Nice Less than Jake lyrics (or so I think ) Great use of Red too, I like it.

I had to look up "less than jake lyrics" to find out what it was and what or who is Red?

Basically its just songs I hear off the radio or quotes off movies....etc

- Twisted sister = Were not going to take it
- Pointer sisters = Im so excited
- William Shakespeare = Henry V (We happy few)
- Alfred, Lord Tennyson = The charge of the light brigade
- Some nursery ryhme found on web about ants = Even though your boots are tight.
- Clint Eastwood = Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, PUNK?
- Humpty Dumpty nursery ryhme = Denmark had a great fall.
- Weird Al Yankovic = You aint fat, you aint nothing = FAT
and of course Rythin = PAF PAF FEEEE BZDEEEEET BOMPZ PAF PAF FEEEEE BZDEEEEET BOMPZ PSH PSH PSH.

 

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-Thanks Lord G. Q. White. Im NOT evil

-m45tion87,
- Im not really trying to get BB up, though I did declare war on the Dutch just to break BB threshold and start BB wars . Its just I got a little hot headed and was concerned I wouldnt be able to acheive my goal of holding all Protestant provinces by game end, so BB wars were just going to be inevitable, though Im beginning to wish I had started them later (after I had a load of conscription centres).

- The situation presently is practically everyone declaring war on me. War exhaustion is ever growing and rebels are constantly appearing. Britain rules the waves, as most other navies have been utterly destroyed with a few exceptions. Mercenaries are great help. The fact is Im fighting the rebels more than I am anyone else now because they have more or less been killed off. Big problem is the lack of diplomats to settle peace with, only 3 per year is never going to be enough, so I predict its going to be constant warfare from now until 1819. Im actually more worried about the rebels than anyone else , whats going to happen when war exhaustion is at +100, I dont know :wacko: .

 

[Van Engel]

I had to look up "less than jake lyrics" to find out what it was and what or who is Red?

Basically its just songs I hear off the radio or quotes off movies....etc

- Twisted sister = Were not going to take it
- Pointer sisters = Im so excited
- William Shakespeare = Henry V (We happy few)
- Alfred, Lord Tennyson = The charge of the light brigade
- Some nursery ryhme found on web about ants = Even though your boots are tight.
- Clint Eastwood = Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, PUNK?
- Humpty Dumpty nursery ryhme = Denmark had a great fall.
- Weird Al Yankovic = You aint fat, you aint nothing = FAT
and of course Rythin = PAF PAF FEEEE BZDEEEEET BOMPZ PAF PAF FEEEEE BZDEEEEET BOMPZ PSH PSH PSH.

Heh It must of been a cover song.

 

[m45tion87]

I think maximum war exhaustion is +12

 

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I think maximum war exhaustion is +12

I never knew there was a limit, anyway Im +18 WE in most provinces .

 

[bluelotus]

"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it
I'm about to lose control and I think I like it
I'm so excited and I just can't hide it
And I know, I know, I know, I know
I know I want to kill em all"

I love this songs m8 Oh and i like your AAr "Keep up the good work!"

 

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I love this songs m8 Oh and i like your AAr "Keep up the good work!"

Thanks bluelotus .

 

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1699 - 1705 = The ending is better than the beginning. RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULES THE WORLD (as good as).

My precious, pretty, pretty flags.

Their country going up in flames in bloody rebellion - no army, yet they still find the time to declare war on the most powerful nation right on their doorstep! MADNESS, MADNESS, UTTER MADNESS!

And the final results are in, "THE EMPIRE" = WORLD CHAMPION.

 

[m45tion87]

Good job! You surely taught them a lesson or two about military tactics! What is your BB level and how long do you plan continuing this game?

 

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Good job! You surely taught them a lesson or two about military tactics! What is your BB level and how long do you plan continuing this game?

- BB = 150.3

- Thats it, Im done. BB wars are not something I want to do again in the future. I never really thought about it before, but BB is a major controlling factor in the way the game is played.

 

[Van Engel]

- Thats it, Im done. BB wars are not something I want to do again in the future. I never really thought about it before, but BB is a major controlling factor in the way the game is played.

Your stopping? Well done if you are, that was a good AAR.

 

[Rythin]

That was good thing. Now my evil warmongerish AAR will be the only pictorial one! Mwahahahaha!

 

[General Guisan]

Very great, it's sad you stopped it...won't it help if you just vassalize everyone you have a boarder with, and improve relations with them? Or won't this stop them, to declare war on you?

 

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Thanks Van Engel, Rythin, General Guisan and everyone else for your comments and reading.

Rythin - dont count your chickens before they hatch .

General Guisan - I did consider this, but it would take ages as I border many countries. The main reason though is just, well, Im so powerful and it really doenst do much for me once Ive made it, so to speak. Its the building and making it to super power status that I enjoy .

Next pictorial AAR - Turkish Delight.

 

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Good Work and Good AAR. I can understand you not wanting to play through another 100 years of BB wars. Good Job.

 

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Good Work and Good AAR. I can understand you not wanting to play through another 100 years of BB wars. Good Job.

Thankyou...Im not much of a reader but after reading this in your Mexican AAR Im a little intrigued.....

"Warning:

If you have problems with the following terms or Ideas do not read this AAR.

Immortals Beings(Specifically Vampires, Wizards and Werewolves), Talking Animals, Time Travel, Drunkards, Innuendo's, The Song "It's a small world after all, Altered state of minds, Pointless dialog and or unpronouncable words not to mention a boatload of screen that may or may not be pointless, and last but not least sudden shifts in Plot and or Focus".

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: and I,ll give it a good look at very soon!