Rythin said:Naval version of whack whack slap shash is not fire, fire, fire, but: 'PAF PAF FEEEE BZDEEEEET BOMPZ PAF PAF FEEEEE BZDEEEEET PSH PSH PSH BOMPZ'
:rofl: Yes :rofl: I like it!
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:rofl: Yes :rofl: I like it!
:rofl: Incredible! Fight scenes are getting better and better! And nice navy you have there!
'PAF PAF' is the sound that cannons make when firing. Then 'FEEEE' is sound of cannonball flying through the air. 'BZDEEEEEET' is this short moment when people at the hostile ship know they will be hit, and 'BOMPZ' is that hit. 'PSH PSH' is the sound when cannonballs go to the water - I don't know why I wrote 'bompz' after 'psh psh'.Yippeeyippeeyai said:
Thanks everyone for your messages and reading....well looking at pictures anyway ....I was almost ready to throw in the towel, I never finished a game on EU2. Once I become super duper mega gigantic kick your butt anyday power, I usually give it up due to lack of interest, but Im now totally commited to seeing this through, thanks again.
....I was almost ready to throw in the towel, I never finished a game on EU2. Once I become super duper mega gigantic kick your butt anyday power, I usually give it up due to lack of interest, but Im now totally commited to seeing this through, thanks again.
The boring bits....continued.....
1659 - 1669 = Colonization, conversion and extermi - pagan - nation program continues.
As the sunsets on another decade, discontentment begins to spread throughout the peasantry of "THE EMPIRE". "The King is weak", "Why do we sit back, while the Europeans burn our Protestant brothers and sisters on the stake", "Why on earth do we tolerate the Catholic faith on our island".
1659 - 1669 = Colonization, conversion and extermi - pagan - nation program continues.
As the sunsets on another decade, discontentment begins to spread throughout the peasantry of "THE EMPIRE". "The King is weak", "Why do we sit back, while the Europeans burn our Protestant brothers and sisters on the stake", "Why on earth do we tolerate the Catholic faith on our island".
The boring bits...continued......yet again.....
1669 - 1679 = Colonization, conversion and extermi - pagan - nation program continues.
The English people begin to pull their hair out at the lack of action and curse the Kings name openly in the streets without care of injury.
1669 - 1679 = Colonization, conversion and extermi - pagan - nation program continues.
The English people begin to pull their hair out at the lack of action and curse the Kings name openly in the streets without care of injury.
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Lack of action? What about killing pagans and conversions... Well, they may be right, there's no warmongering.
You should begin a crusade to free your brothers in faith!
btw. Are there any pagans left?
You should begin a crusade to free your brothers in faith!
btw. Are there any pagans left?
Hmmm, just a quick question. You don't believe in trading? In all the screenies I've seen, you have no income from trade and always 6 merchants ready for sending. Any special reason for that?
- Lack of action = No real wars, just pagan slaughter.
- Ashanti are the only ones left, but the majority of their provinces are Sunni, so I wait and hope they convert them.
- Suprisingly sPAIN is still Protestant and theres been quite a few random conversions in the Americas, all ready for "THE EMPIRE" to gobble up.
- Ashanti are the only ones left, but the majority of their provinces are Sunni, so I wait and hope they convert them.
- Suprisingly sPAIN is still Protestant and theres been quite a few random conversions in the Americas, all ready for "THE EMPIRE" to gobble up
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Dimes said:Hmmm, just a quick question. You don't believe in trading? In all the screenies I've seen, you have no income from trade and always 6 merchants ready for sending. Any special reason for that?
Yeah, Im practically always -3 stab and at war long enough for me not to even consider it (merchants wouldnt hold out). The whole game Ive sent maybe 3 or 4 of them
. Trading is great, you can earn a bundle off it, but not if your constant warmongering.
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Nice AAR, more pics please!
When will the Brits take their rightfull place as rulers of India?
When will the Brits take their rightfull place as rulers of India?
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Thanks, the only parts of India that will be taken is the Protestant parts (what I can coloniize). The plan is to vassalize everyone else, cause me dont want non Protestant scum in "THE EMPIRE".
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1679 - 1689 = The tinderbox EXPLODES! The English peoples - from the peasants, the merchants, the armed forces, to the noblemen, fed up and disgusted with the weak King, take matters into their own hands as "THE EMPIRE" is gripped in a bloody revolution which spills over into Europe and beyond.
Prince Rupert displays the best of British military fashion.
Great hopes are pinned on the Marlborough mans future.
Dampier discovers that the tales of "THE GREAT SOUTHERN LAND" are true.
Dampier - "I got a feeling some wonderful things are going to come out of that country".
Road to WAR. All England revolt, the King is decapitated in Hyde Park and William Holland a bricklayer from Chapel-en-le-Frith, leader of the revolution, is declared "EMPEROR OF THE EMPIRE".
The evil Dutch, in their incompetence, claimed he was Dutch royalty. So William promises to hang, draw and quarter their entire royal family.
Every man and his Grandma see fit to declare war on the good and righteous "EMPIRE". (These are but a few).
'PAF PAF FEEEE BZDEEEEET BOMPZ PAF PAF FEEEEE BZDEEEEET BOMPZ PSH PSH PSH '.
The Marlborough man on his way to work, as the battle fleet continues their grand tradition.
No enemy is safe on the high seas.
Marlborough and co utterly destroy Holsteins defenses then marches on Jutland.
And in the left corner we have the Evil Axis, Verses "THE EMPIRE" in the right.
Dampier, unconcerned with war, searches the seven seas.
Prince Rupert displays the best of British military fashion.
Great hopes are pinned on the Marlborough mans future.
Dampier discovers that the tales of "THE GREAT SOUTHERN LAND" are true.
Dampier - "I got a feeling some wonderful things are going to come out of that country".
Road to WAR. All England revolt, the King is decapitated in Hyde Park and William Holland a bricklayer from Chapel-en-le-Frith, leader of the revolution, is declared "EMPEROR OF THE EMPIRE".
The evil Dutch, in their incompetence, claimed he was Dutch royalty. So William promises to hang, draw and quarter their entire royal family.
Every man and his Grandma see fit to declare war on the good and righteous "EMPIRE". (These are but a few).
'PAF PAF FEEEE BZDEEEEET BOMPZ PAF PAF FEEEEE BZDEEEEET BOMPZ PSH PSH PSH '.
The Marlborough man on his way to work, as the battle fleet continues their grand tradition.
No enemy is safe on the high seas.
Marlborough and co utterly destroy Holsteins defenses then marches on Jutland.
And in the left corner we have the Evil Axis, Verses "THE EMPIRE" in the right.
Dampier, unconcerned with war, searches the seven seas.
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OMG! Alone against the whole Europe? More conversions perhaps?
Great update all around!
Alone against the whole Europe? More conversions perhaps?Great update all around!