If you're going to PDXCON, you can pick one of these up for your kid, niece, or whatever inheritance law you may have in your family 
I have two older daughters and two sons, or as I like to call them - "two heirs and two spares". My son is nearly 15 and well over six feet tall (but I still haven't landed him or made him Commander) and I would LOVE a T-shirt like this - any chance of getting one in size medium ?
Would anyone here like to buy insurance against hunting accidents?