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Olaus Petrus said:
Where do you order your kings? If I were you I would buy them from somewhere else. :D

Unbreakable 400 year contract sorry. We'd be sued to death if we stopped buying them. Besides after we've bought 20 kings we get a complimentary coffee mug.
 

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I'm too happy with the update to come up with a lame 'sad' joke... :D
 

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Murmurandus said:
I'm too happy with the update to come up with a lame 'sad' joke... :D

Ahh, Sa'd I. Dysken, you inspired me to play a game as Granada and though I haven't been as effective as you have without some extra.. uh.. help, I did get Sa'd I before Mohammed XI and thought of you.

Strangely, now I'm thinking of greating Gotland in a new game and modding in a Lord Emo of Gothland... >.> Looking forward to the Sad Times (at Granada High?) ahead!
 

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Advisor 4: Oh that is so f*cking cheap!

If that isn't the complete commentary on Caliphate Monarchs, I dont know what is. :rofl:
 

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Olaus Petrus said:
Where do you order your kings? If I were you I would buy them from somewhere else. :D

Sa'd is far from sad, he is pretty good for a Granadian.

You should order your kings from a tv-shop, their commercials atleast promise everything with the price of nothing.
 

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I have a little announcement to make. This AAR simply takes too much time off my hands, and as real life requirements have increased I can't continue it anymore. If you want to read more of my works you can head over to the Teutonic Odour (won't be updated as frequently anymore). Or the Swedish AAR forum if you read Swedish. Sorry it has to end so abruptly, I had great fun writing it and I hope you had as much fun reading it.

Till next time!
/Dysken
 

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Doh!

You don't have to update it so often. Just make 1 update every two weeks or something.

In my opinion AAR can't take too much of your time unless you let it do so.

Well, sad to see this go.
 

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Tehee! April fools! Hope more people than these two fell for it :).

Of course I'm going to continue my first successful AAR. Hope I didn't lose any readers because of this little escapade. :cool: However I'm going to Germany for the coming week and the summer house the week after that. So don't keep your hopes up.
 

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Dysken said:
Tehee! April fools! Hope more people than these two fell for it :).

Of course I'm going to continue my first successful AAR. Hope I didn't lose any readers because of this little escapade. :cool: However I'm going to Germany for the coming week and the summer house the week after that. So don't keep your hopes up.

Actually I already fell for that in other AAR, so I thought that you might try the same trick.
 

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Dysken said:
Tehee! April fools! Hope more people than these two fell for it :).

Of course I'm going to continue my first successful AAR. Hope I didn't lose any readers because of this little escapade. :cool: However I'm going to Germany for the coming week and the summer house the week after that. So don't keep your hopes up.

You... You... :mad: :D

Cheers

Sap.
 

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Dysken said:
Tehee! April fools! Hope more people than these two fell for it :).

Of course I'm going to continue my first successful AAR. Hope I didn't lose any readers because of this little escapade. :cool: However I'm going to Germany for the coming week and the summer house the week after that. So don't keep your hopes up.

I have to say that I really wasn't fooled. First thing I noticed about your post was the date, so...

Good try, though. :D