Advisor 4: Have you seen the king the last few days?
Advisor 5: Can't say that I have.
Advisor 4: Where could he be?
Advisor 5: Probably off on one of his little adventures.
Advisor 4: Adventures! He just drowned 90% of the Iberian peninsula in green paint!
Advisor 5: And you don't call that an adventure? Oh how I wish I was with him right now. *Stares dreaming into the horizon*
Advisor 4: Did he brainwash you?
Advisor 5: Only a little.
*The two advisors walk into the throne room and find a little note on the throne*
Advisor 5: What's this?
Advisor 4: Seems to be a note of some kind. Open it it might contain some information.
Advisor 5: No shit? Mister Obvious?
Advisor 4: Yes shit, now open it.
Advisor 5: Ahem..
Fellow true believers
I have seen it fit to travel across the seas and purge the non-believers that inhabit Gremlinland. Know that production decrease might occur due to... unorthodox methods employed in the persuasion offensive. Know that I will return one day and reign supreme over the caliphate.
Signed Jabbar Ibn Hakkan
PS: DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!
Advisor 4:Intriuging
Advisor 5:The plot thickens
Advisor 4:You could cut the apprehension in here with a knife.
Advisor 5:Yet another layer in this fantastic story.
Advisor 4:Who knows where we will end up now.
Advisor 5:A mystery indeed.
Advisor 4:We are entering uncharted seas here.
Advisor 5:We uh... don't know what happened..... Crap!
Advisor 4:I win! You lose!
Advisor 5:Bastard
*A few days later*
Advisor 5: How come we never know who the heir is?
Advisor 4: Funny you should ask that. The new king usually arrives in a large cardboard box, postage paid and everything. A new one just arrived, you want to open it and have a look?
Advisor 5: Sure
Sa'd I
Advisor 4: Oh that is so f*cking cheap!