Oh, about the disease. I'm on some heavy antibiotics and feeling a LOT better now. Will probably be back to a regular writing schedule soon.
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Oh hilarious post! I shouldn't laugh at your frustration, but I am afraid it's just too funny not to!
Hope your monarch troubles are soon over too!
Hope your monarch troubles are soon over too!
Your kings are best for us. Too good king wouldn't be as funny as bunch of losers you have.
Allah the most wise and merciful decreed that His most favoured nation should receive poor rulers for a very good reason. Unfortunately only Allah in his infinite wisdom knows what that reason is, at least until we die, go to Paradise, and ask Him personally.
At least you haven't got an EU2 undying zombie king with 3/3/3 stats for 350 years 
How did the succession war turn out? There's an event in the second (??) pic of your post about Granada's mediocre years.
rhynoclemmis said:
I didn't win, but then again I didn't lose either. In the end Algeria whomped Morrocco and stole all the bordering provinces. In the end it didn't matter since they were both annexed by me.
Castle grounds.
*An enourmous bucket is standing in the middle of the courtyard*
Advisor 4: Do you think he is going to kick it?
Advisor 5: Nah, he's insane. Not stupid
*Jabbar Ibn Hakkan comes out all covered in green warpaint*
Advisor 4: I don't see this ending well.
Jabbar Ibn Hakkan: Now you shall see my greatest victory! The time of reckoning has come. I shall reclaim this land for Allah. It is time we bled the inf....
Advisor 5: Is he always this tedious?
Advisor 4: Pretty much yeah.
*Jabbar drones on*
Jabbar Ibn Hakkan: Die infidel scum!
*Pulls a big rope tipping the bucket. Green paint starts flowing across the land from a seemingly inexhaustable supply*
Advisor 4: We're doomed! You fool! This won't convert the christians it will just drown them!
Jabbar Ibn Hakkan: Precisely! *evil grin*
The paint gets a good start and drowns Toledo and Badajoz very quickly.
Madrid and Salamanca soon succumb to the green tsunami
It steadily creeps northward.
The portuguese incursion
Not even the high mountains of the Pyrenees are spared.
Never mind that Aragon has been annexed in the meantime, I'm coming to that.
*An enourmous bucket is standing in the middle of the courtyard*
Advisor 4: Do you think he is going to kick it?
Advisor 5: Nah, he's insane. Not stupid
*Jabbar Ibn Hakkan comes out all covered in green warpaint*
Advisor 4: I don't see this ending well.
Jabbar Ibn Hakkan: Now you shall see my greatest victory! The time of reckoning has come. I shall reclaim this land for Allah. It is time we bled the inf....
Advisor 5: Is he always this tedious?
Advisor 4: Pretty much yeah.
*Jabbar drones on*
Jabbar Ibn Hakkan: Die infidel scum!
*Pulls a big rope tipping the bucket. Green paint starts flowing across the land from a seemingly inexhaustable supply*
Advisor 4: We're doomed! You fool! This won't convert the christians it will just drown them!
Jabbar Ibn Hakkan: Precisely! *evil grin*
The paint gets a good start and drowns Toledo and Badajoz very quickly.
Madrid and Salamanca soon succumb to the green tsunami
It steadily creeps northward.
The portuguese incursion
Not even the high mountains of the Pyrenees are spared.
Never mind that Aragon has been annexed in the meantime, I'm coming to that.
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Nothing wrong with drowning them, especially in that lovely shade. They are infidels after all.
Wow, beautiful!
Next stop ... Bordeaux ... ?
That really is beautiful, sir. It isn't easy being green, but Spain looks very handsome in that shade.
Next stop ... Bordeaux ...
?That really is beautiful, sir. It isn't easy being green, but Spain looks very handsome in that shade.
The green goo of Islam covers the land. Ooooooooh. Well, as you said, "insane, not stupid".
Dysken said:
The first time I read that, I could have sworn it said "green salami". Thankfully, I have learned to turn my head when snarfing Coke out my nose...
Post that on Strange Screenshots (the oxygen monarchs issues )
That's unbelievably poor.
)That's unbelievably poor.