The Deconquista: A Granada AAR

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Sleep

I advise sleep.
My worst ever cold was cured while in college by nothing other than sleep. I feel asleep at midnight tues/wed and woke up midnight wed/thurs. It was a truly bizzare thing to realize that I completely missed an entire day, it was as though I'd fallen through a hole in time. That aside, that little time warp left me completely cured and ready to go out and face the world. Of course since it was midnight, I was hungry, without food or transportation and it was wicked cold out I declined to face the world and instead goofed off on the computer for many hours until the sun came up.
If you follow my pattern you could have like 20 updates by Thursday morning.

 

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You and my wife would get along famously as ice cream is her cure for just about everything. Get well friend, cause only your update will cure my boredom.

 

[Arkengate]

Try heating jello on a stove... that actually cures about everything...
its one of the few remedies my gma taught me >.> woooh

 

[Dysken]

Thanks all, turns out I have pneumonia. Luckily I don't live in Crusader Kings since then I'd surely snuff it. I'm now on a cure of some heavy antibiotics and if I'm lucky; will be feeling better soon.

 

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Thanks all, turns out I have pneumonia. Luckily I don't live in Crusader Kings since then I'd surely snuff it. I'm now on a cure of some heavy antibiotics and if I'm lucky; will be feeling better soon.

Gak. Dont mess around with that stuff. I have a friend who just got back to work after being downed for 2 and half month with that. It was so bad he had to have surgery to clean the mess out of his lungs. Okay, I know, not very uplifting, just trying to convey the seriousness. Get well soon Dysk.

 

[Murmurandus]

Pneumonia???? Hell, what have you been doing on your skitrip...

Get better soon...

 

[Dysken]

As previously stated, the flu this year is a bitch. It often migrates to the lungs .

 

[GrimPagan]

As previously stated, the flu this year is a bitch. It often migrates to the lungs .

Your viking ancestors scoff at your weakness. Update to please them!

 

[Dysken]

But the following years are so boring!

 

[rhynoclemmis]

So bore us. Please. I can't tell you how boring my job is!

 

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So bore us. Please. I can't tell you how boring my job is!

Oh no! I see an OT thread "Who has the most boring job and why"

 

[Murmurandus]

As previously stated, the flu this year is a bitch. It often migrates to the lungs .

I know, I have a one-year old daughter who can serve as proof... Fortunately she's better now after spending a week in hospital...

But, back to topic, where's your update?

 

[Dysken]

It's coming.
It's just that the joke trolls that make up the jokes for this AAR are on strike. I pulled some awful puns and well one thing led to another and ...
Well you see. Not very funny.


The next update will be a recap on how crappy my kings have been. Considering I have yet to advance into Eastern Techgroup

 

[Dysken]

The Granadan hall of shame.

What we are looking for here is Administration 7 and Military 7 in order to advance into orthodox/eastern techgroup and their superior advisors and tech research.

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Muhammed IX needs no mention. He just sucked. Everybody hated him. End of story.

Here we have Muhammed XI, much like that guy everybody had in their class in high school he didn't even try. Thought he was too cool to actually learn anything useful. But look at you now! You died by a common metaphor. Loser.

Advisor 1 and 2. While competent, were much too lazy to bring the country into a new tech group.

Look, don't you understand? I need Administration AND Military 7. You have 5 and 3 :<. Why don't you just shuffle off this mortal coil!

Oh, right he died pretty quickly. In any case Muhammad XII was rather mediocre and reminds me of Mr.Walters in this sketch.

Here Isma'il III, who decided to hedge his bets by getting 5 in everything. That won't help me one itty bit. You still get an F for ...eFfort.

Oh! Great you have 8 military and 7 in ... lets see. Diplomacy?! Why the hell did you get diplomacy? You waste of precious oxygen! It's not like any diplomatic annexations are happening in the near future! Nyyaaargh! This truly is a line of retards!

Come on Yûsuf VI it's like you're not even trying anymore.

That's it. I quit.

 

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:rofl: I have no other reply. Not enough oxygen.

 

[Murmurandus]

A Hall of Shame indeed, but a funny one...

 

[Rensslaer]

A watched pot never boils.

My friend, who was a mathematics student (actually, that was then... now he's a mathematics doctorate), always rolled dice under the statistical mean.

One day, we were playing a game where low was good! He was having a field day! Killing opponents in RPG right & left. But then, as he said, "the dice caught on!"

Maybe you need to start wishing for the dregs of royal society! :rofl:

Rensslaer

 

[Lord E]

That sure was a lot of silly, bad monarchs, but if you keep trying maybe you will win the jackpot in the end. Don’t give up, continue this…

 

[Dysken]

That sure was a lot of silly, bad monarchs, but if you keep trying maybe you will win the jackpot in the end. Don’t give up, continue this…

Oh I'm not quitting the AAR , just the monarch hoping

 

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Great Post I know the feeling, sheer horror of having all 3 in Regency at Cyprus only to be followed two greatest Empresses with goddess' stats. Oh boy, was i Luckly! Hope you get well soon

Cheers

Sap.