The Deconquista: A Granada AAR

[Dysken]

Glad that you got rid of that leet speaking idiot.

Let me just make it clear that I developed a hate for Yûsuf too.

 

[J. Passepartout]

This is why we have the Hallelujah chorus. The king is dead!

 

[Murmurandus]

...
Glad that you got rid of that leet speaking idiot.

Amen to that...

 

[Zan Thrax]

Dysken, can we get a look at just how big Grenada has gotten?

 

[unmerged(3435)]

Glad that you got rid of that leet speaking idiot.

One down...

Loving the tale so far Dysken, bravo! The advisors are priceless Although it annoys me that you are rising to world domination as Granada while I've been reduced to playing Austria in an attempt to make it as far as 1500...

 

[Lord E]

Good to see a new King, the last one was very annoying. But I don’t understand why advisor 4 is being sceptic; maybe you should get some new advisors…

 

[Dysken]

Dysken, can we get a look at just how big Grenada has gotten?

Sure, I'll see if I can cram in a popular demand update later today.
Just ask anything and I'll answer them in that update.

 

[unmerged(62343)]

Although I did not understand him. King 1337 (that is how I will always remember him) had great and magical powers. He shall be missed. Speaking of missing, nice to know 1&2 will be back, but I must admit, I am starting to have a tremendous amount of respect for Advisor #4. What a patriot. Throwing out the evil Jabbar before he even had a chance to sit down. Braveo #4, bravo.

Great stuff Dyskin. Keep it up.

 

[EvilSanta]

Finally found time to read this already giant of an AAR and wow, this is extremely funny. Keep it up!

 

[unmerged(21085)]

Nice AAR, and I will ask the question that been haunting every readers of this AAR, Any update coming?

You are surely funny

Cheers

Sap.

 

[MagisterMundi]

Well, because you say that this AAR is powered by popular support and demand, I shall add my plea to that of others who eagerly await such a masterful comedy of AARs...

...please update? Please?

 

[unmerged(68758)]

I agree with everyone else that has posted in this thread: great AAR, time to update

 

[Arkengate]

i just registered my game to add onto that demand! this is the best aar i have ever read! keep it goin!

 

[unmerged(63576)]

Yeah Dysken! We are starwing for an update!

 

[Alekeg]

I am a long-time lurker using my first ever post after two years to humbly request an UPDATE!!!

*please?*

 

[rhynoclemmis]

Now THAT's an honour!

 

[Dysken]

Thank you everyone. Sports holiday has taken up my time this week. Equal amounts of skiing and partying have kept me from updating. But it has also taken it's toll on me, so now i'm sick with the flu and giving you this status report from Zürich airport on my way home. If I survive this flight you will get one giant of an update when I'm home sick tomorrow.
/cheers Dysken

 

[unmerged(11366)]

Survive the flight!!!!!

...it's been a long time, old chap. Hope you feel better soon!

 

[Murmurandus]

As my mom used to say:

If you can party at night, you can get to work in the morning... Or something similar...

 

[Dysken]

Quick status report. I've so far gotten 1½ hours of sleep today. Spread out over 3 equal size naps. The following medicaments have been tried and failed to keep me healthy:

Tea x
Lemsip (medicine cocktail) x
Chicken broth x
Sore throat pills x (mild allergic reaction)
Coffee x
Hot milk with honey x
Hot soups x
Hot showers x
Hot bath x
Sleeping x
Throat massage x
Asthma medicine x
Head ache pills x

I'm currently trying Ice cream which seems to be the best one yet.