Apparently those who can actually enjoy to see you in this state.
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The cruelty, the inhumanity!
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Apparently those who can actually enjoy to see you in this state.
The banner is probably recycled from Gamescom. Which is fine, since I'd rather have their artists working on games and not promotional artwork. That banner probably took some dude a half-day to complete.
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That only applies to nation-states, during war-time. We, the humble Paradox rabble, to not fall into that category.
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You could break into the PDX headquarters and try to lift an alpha copy.
Only problem is the devs tend to get kinda quirky, especially this guy named Freddy, but do I blame them? Nope. If I was forced to sit at my desk designing the same stupid games for 20 years and never got a bath, I'd be pissed, too. Now, your concern is that the devs are allowed to do a kind of free roaming at night, something about their muscles and blood circulation locking up if they're forced to sit for too long, and if they happened to see you, they probably wouldn't recognise you as a person. They'd probably see you as a 3D model outside of the game. Now, since that's strictly against the rules at Paradox, they wouldd most likely try to forcefully jam you into a computer, and since the computers are filled with fans, wiring, cards and electronic equipment, you can imagine that having your face shoved into one would lead to a lot of discomfort. Followed by death.
Only problem is the devs tend to get kinda quirky, especially this guy named Freddy, but do I blame them? Nope. If I was forced to sit at my desk designing the same stupid games for 20 years and never got a bath, I'd be pissed, too. Now, your concern is that the devs are allowed to do a kind of free roaming at night, something about their muscles and blood circulation locking up if they're forced to sit for too long, and if they happened to see you, they probably wouldn't recognise you as a person. They'd probably see you as a 3D model outside of the game. Now, since that's strictly against the rules at Paradox, they wouldd most likely try to forcefully jam you into a computer, and since the computers are filled with fans, wiring, cards and electronic equipment, you can imagine that having your face shoved into one would lead to a lot of discomfort. Followed by death.
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Worked there five nights as a security guard. Wasn't so bad if you kept your wits about you, and Paradox lead had its ways to show appreciation.
/me goes back to testing Victoria 3
/me goes back to testing Victoria 3
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In all honesty I am a bit surprised they haven't been hacked.
Oh don't worry, I know a guy.
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Oh don't worry, I know a guy.
I've heard about this guy! Isn't he the one who hacked time to send someone into the past to make sure the horror of some secret PDX title won't see daylight?
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In all honesty I am a bit surprised they haven't been hacked.
yeah. seriously all companies (coughcoughortheamericangovernmentcoughcoughpersonnelfilescoughcough) that make some kind of sensitive information need to have computers that are simply just unconnected to the internet (or only connected to an intranet). instant unhackable computer. and that goes on top of many video game companies being paranoid as all hell about security to begin with!
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Yeah, some say that he accidentally hacked too much time and created a whole mess.
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Why would Paradox advertise a Total War game? Just because that would be a Paradox, doesn't mean Paradox would do it.
Paradox made a game called Rome a long time ago. I never played it but a lot of people ask for Rome 2. It is a running joke like vicky 3 unfortunately.
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So you are telling me Vicky 3 is just a joke? ;-; Damn it. 
Guess I have a reason to buy the expansions for Vicky 2 now.
Guess I have a reason to buy the expansions for Vicky 2 now.
Vicky3 better be real, or I'll personally lead an army of pitchfork-holders with black-n-red flags into PDS office.
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I'm with you! The unrest in the provinces is incresing! Also missing Sengoku 2
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