Chapter 7: Things Fall Apart
Bonus points to anyone who knows where the title of the chapter came from.
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Things Fall Apart
The Kingdom was not ready for war with France. Friedrich had hoped to regain the Emperorship before having to faceoff with France. Alas, there was no choosing this war.
And if he thought things couldn't get worse...
The Pope cited the exiling and murder of an Archbishop and his family for the excommunication; Nathan the Prophet said it was because he ignored the missions that God gave him. Whatever the reasons, Friedrich was now a heretic, and the Pope resisted the large quantities of gold deposited on his doorstep, as well as Friedrich's offers of repentance and threats.
With his fate now sealed, Friedrich put on battle armour and proved to be a very able general.
The French asked for what everyone knew they would ask for, but Brunswick was not interested in giving it to them just yet.
Brunswick attempted to mount a counterattack and probed the French border for any undefended provinces; and was shocked to find every border province had at least 15,000 soldiers in the province or one province over. There were no undefended provinces.
War raged across Europe, and Friedrich honoured the English-Brunswickian alliance as England invaded Ireland.
(That was fast.)
Friedrich soon noticed that the French were completely unable to touch the Kingdom of Brunswick save for occasionally landing forces in Warmia. He then made the newest war strategy to ignore the French, wait five years, and hope for a White Peace.
Meanwhile, the Nationalist rebels who had taken Trent and Zeeland had declared independence, and it was now time to put down the rebellions and establish a homeland, in accordance with national policy.
The English finished off the Irish with ease, and the war count for Brunswick dropped from four to one.
The French in particular seemed to realize the futility of continuing the war and began to offer more concessions.
Peace was finalized for 25 ducats.
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The Hundred Years War, part two million
Not even one month later...
The odds this time around looked good, but having just paid the French to go away, Friedrich felt betrayed, and vowed vengeance.
What is this, the Montagues versus the Capulets?
At this point, Friedrich sided with one family merely because it meant one of the two families got to die.
In the midst of all this war, one good thing happened--the first of the conquests started to core. Which led to...
Saxon being accepted.
(Yay! Three core provinces!)
Being utterly bored with ignoring the French, Friedrich sent the first of his new batch of spies over to provide a picture as to the goings on over in France.
And, as it turned out that France was on the verge of collapse (-2 stability), the armies were sent over to make a mess of things.
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Return of the Emperor
"For once, are things finally going well?" Friedrich asked his first minister.
"It sure looks like it. Though I did not know that an excommunicated King could become Holy Roman Emperor."
"Well I'm the Emperor now. Obey me, or die! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Are you okay King?"
"If I may not have the pleasures of an afterlife, I might as well live like a tyrant here on Earth. Bring in some criminals that are on death row. I want entertainment."
"What about Hillensburg, my liege? Perhaps you'd rather hear his newest work?"
"Hillenburg can provide the soundtrack to the battle. Call him in."
"Sigh."
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Peace?
The astute student of history will note that the peace agreement between England and France is accompanied by a map which shows no Brunswick-held territories in that nation. In fact, the French army completely wiped out one of the four armies in the process of throwing out the German invaders.
But at least the Empire was now at peace. Right?
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Southern Wars
Aquileia, by this point a one-province minor, fell quickly to the hordes of Huns that streamed across the border, and Friedrich was not one to sit idly by as one of his subjects got annexed. Besides, Hungary owned plenty of people that needed to experience self-rule, according to the royal vision, and so this would be a great opportunity to add to the Empire.
It turns out the Emperor had plenty of allies in the defense of Aquileia. Hungary's domination would not last long.
"Switzerland? Of all nations, Switzerland warns us?" exclaimed Friedrich upon reading the note delivered by horseback. Friedrich laughed at the messenger and ignored the note.
Friedrich took this opportunity to benefit from Lithuania's second treachery. One good turn deserves another.
Hungary offered a White Peace, now that they had what they wanted. Friedrich was in no mood to let them off the hook.
Yet.
Friedrich laughed. "One more nation to crush!"
Then he studied the details, and stopped laughing.
Of Switzerland's allies, Lothringen, Salzburg, Milan, and Ferrara had honoured the call to arms. While none of these nations posed a threat, when combined with the Hungarian annoyance, it was more than the currently weakened army of Brunswick could handle. King Friedrich ordered the invasion of Hungary to continue, ignoring the Swiss threat and saving it for later.
Meanwhile, the family that had been sided against in the last war assassinated the head of the victorious family. While the King did not mind seeing both sides die, the denizens of the kingdom did.