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26th July, 1664

Returned from a tour of our new territories, I arrive to find that the Russians have taken Lugansk and Bouzakhi from the Turks to conclude their war. The Turkish holdings in the Crimea are now reduced to Kerch and Kaffa, clinging feebly to the coastline.

1st January, 1665

Our fortification technology has improved again, and key fortresses are being upgraded (to class five).

3rd April, 1665

Word reaches us from the colony of Jambi in the East - a small outpost of 98 men in a huge depopulated wilderness - that the natural harbour on which our colony of Jambi stands has become a common refuge for trading ships from all nations, trying to escape pirates. Impressed by the respect for laws and foreign merchants that they found in the Commonwealth's citizens, they have begun to return with goods to trade. It seems that Jambi is now the principal market for all goods from Southern China and all other provinces in the East not controlled by Portugal (who have their own trading centre in Sumbawa). The profits for the Commonwealth are potentially very large - the only issue is how we defend the colony. Aceh is nearly built up to a level where it could support troops and public buildings, and this will be the focus of our colonial policy for the next few years.

17th November, 1665

The great leader Pan Sapieha - first to break the walls of Constantinople in Islamic times - has died at his estate in Macedonia. His body is to be brought back with all honour from there, for burial with the Kings in the Wawel Castle.

19th November, 1665

The English now have a border with the Commonwealth, as they take Mecklenburg from the Savoyards in a peace treaty.

1st October, 1668

Times have been quiet, but we have been building up our armies none the less. A few clever decisions by the Controller of the Fisc have meant that inflation has dropped by 33%. We order two goods manufactories to be built, in Poznan and Krakow, while prices remain low.

11th October, 1668

Our decision to build up our armies is justified, as the Russians, Danes, Venetians, Mamelukes and Scots declare war on us. Sweden's message agreeing to join us arrives before we can even write the letter inviting them into the war, and our armies take up their positions. As usual, we are standing back from the frontier, to allow the Russians to wear themselves out on our border fortifications. When spring comes, our highly trained armies will sweep in through the demoralised Russian forces, and attack in a four-pronged assault. One large siege army will attack Moscow, a smaller force will take on Karelia, and two large armies will attack at our preferred territories in the south. We have no desire to keep a long border with Russia, so driving her forces out of the recently-captured Crimean provinces will be sufficient for us. It also keeps the Bear back from the Black Sea. We refrain from summoning the pospolite ruszenie, the levy-en-masse of the nobility. They have served us well in the past, but with the advance of military tactics, they are useful as an emergency measure only.

April 8th, 1669

Spring has come, and with it the first assault of our armies. The Russians are badly led, and have been wasting themselves on Novgorod's class five fortifications all winter. I think this war will not be hard to win.

June 4th, 1669

Moscow was taken by storm on our first assault, while Bogutjar and Lugansk are now in our hands in the south. Donetsk is under siege, and the Moscow veterans are moving in support of the Swedes and Poles besieging Karelia.

August 28th, 1669

The Russian forces have been smashed in two battles, one outside Novgorod, one on the road to the Crimea. The way lies open for a peace on our terms. With our Swedish friends holding back the Danes in the west, the Russians have suffered severely from the absence of the Persians.

January 1st, 1670

The Russians offer us peace - Bogutjar and Lugansk, and 250 ducats. We reply that this is acceptable. It moves the Russian back further east. Donetsk remains an enclave of Russian terrritory surrounded by the Commonwealth - that will be our next target. Our armies return home in triumph.

October 17th, 1670

As usual, the Russians are taking our their aggression against someone smaller than them - the poor benighted Uzbeks.

August 6th, 1672

The Russians have taken Aralsk, Karaganda, and Ust Urt from the Uzbeks, extending their reach in the East even as their territory is eaten away in the West.

THE BOOK OF MAREK WOJTANOWSKI (1672 - 1712)

December 16th, 1674

My journey from Jamaica - where I was Starost - was tedious, but now I have arrived to find the Commonwealth flourishing. We have a strong defensive alliance with our vassal Sweden, with whom we have excellent relations. Our census intake is over 900 ducats a year, and our armies are unchallenged in their mastery across Europe. We are committed to recovering Constantinople for the Christian faith, and our armies seem to be up to the task. Austria is quiescent - they have been impressed by our recent feats against the Turk, and like us tolerably well. We have bloodied Russian noses, and our industry is progressing excellently. We also own the richest centre of trade in the world, the small but growing colony of Jambi on the island of Sumatra. Now, in further good news, the Russians and Turks are at war. The Russians have brought in the usual suspects of Venice, Scotland, the Hedjaz, Denmark, the Mamelukes and Scotland. The Turks bring along Aden, Algeria, Tunisia, Nubia and Wallachia.

January 8th, 1675

The Russians and Turks share no border, and Russia has no coastal provinces. This is going to make the war between them rather difficult. I would also not be surprised if it lasted a while, since both sides are devilishly stubborn. For the most part, I imagine the war will be fought between an undefended Venice and the might of the Turkish alliance. I send 250d ducats to Venice, to support them in their effort. If the Russians don't give in soon, we might take the opportunity to declare war on Turkey and take more of their European territory.

February 1st, 1675

We have sent a small detachment to deal with an uprising in Swedish Azov. As we suspected, the Turks have moved against the Venetian Republic in Illyria. We send another 100 ducats to the Doge, with our best wishes. He is starting to reappraise his dislike of us - perhaps we could bring him into our alliance one day?

September 19th, 1675

The Turk has captured Illyria, but the Dalmatian coast is better-fortified and their army of 50,000 men is stalled there, suffering severe attrition. We cement the rapprochement between Commonwealth and Republic by marrying Sapieha's grand-daughter to the Corner family, an ancient Venetian line.

July 7th, 1678

We have been subsidising the Venetian Republic heavily in the past few years, and the results have been good. The Turk was turned back from Dalmatia, and his army - reduced to 10,000 men - is currently washing its wounds in Illyria.

July 18th, 1678

The first treaty of the Russian-Turkish war is signed between Turkey and the Hedjaz, with the Hedjaz taking Tabuk.

April 8th, 1680

The Russian-Turkish war grinds on towards its sixth anniversary. The Spanish report that they have completely annexed the Inca empire in South America.

July 1st, 1680

Accepting realities, the Venetians cede Illyria to the Turks, which brings them out of what looks like a long war.

January 1st, 1682

We have been watching the progress of the war with interest. After lurking around for some time, the Turkish armies have all headed south, presumably to take on the Mamelukes. We are therefore left with a clear field in Europe, and are preparing our armies for attack. A conscription centre was built in Ukraine the other year, and we use the reserves of cash we have to build three armies - two siege armies at 20k/1k/100 and one field army at 30k/15k/0. Meanwhile, the King himself has taken command of our Macedonian regiments, which have been split into three. Two are siege armies (20k/0/100) commanded by colonels, and the other is a field army commanded by the King (25k/15k/0).

April 30th, 1682

The Mameluks cede Samaria to Turkey. However, after discussion in the Senate, we decide that we will not be put off from our path of war. Preparations continue.

June 9th, 1682

We declare war against the Turkish alliance, and the Swedes join us. We dispose our armies as follows. The King is sent to Constantinople to take out the 10k army sitting under its walls. Colonel Firlej is sent out of Salonika after him with the siege force. Another siege force heads south from Salonika to Athens (Hellas province). In the north, one siege army is sent to take Wallachia out of the war, while the others wait in reserve. They will join our Swedish comrades when they arrive, and help them to capture more territory for Sweden.

August 31st, 1682

The Turkish army outside Constantinople has been annihilated, and once more the Theodosian Walls are under attack from Christian forces.

February 9th, 1683

Constantinople has fallen for the second time. The King moves into Bulgaria, where another Turkish army (with Wallachian and Tunisian reinforcements) is waiting for him. The siege army moves to Rumelia from Constantinople.

September 19th, 1683

Rumelia and Hellas have fallen to our siege armies. We are having a harder time against the large fortifications in Buharesti. But it is the only Wallachian province - and the Wallachian army don't seem particularly keen to save it, as they're skulking around in Kosovo.

March 26th, 1684

Our armies continue to do well against minimal Turkish opposition. The walls of Buharesti are crumbling, and our forces now control all of mainland Greece, plus Kaffa, Kerch and Rumelia. Constantinople, of course, is also ours.

November 15th, 1684

The last Wallachian resistance crumbles, and their forces and people are brought into the Commonwealth's tender embrace. This gifts us an army of 10k/3k/50 in Kosovo, which instantly rises up against the Turks it is billeted with. The result is a massacre of the last Turkish army on the European continent. The annexation of Wallachia has made the strategic situation slightly different. We had planned to demand Hellas and Morea, and Albania if we could get it. This would give us a unified stretch of territory in Greece from where we could mount assaults on Constantinople in future. However, we are not prepared to have Wallachia isolated, so we or the Swedes will need to receive Bulgaria in a peace treaty (it is currently in Swedish hands). Then the capture of Hellas will give us a continuous strip of territory - and also divide the western part of Turkey-in-Europe from the eastern part. Divide et impera, as they say.

February 1st, 1685

The Swedish King decides to take Serbia rather than Bulgaria for his part in the war. That is his decision, and our army moves out of Wallachia to storm Bulgaria. Now the Swedes have received their reward, we can start to talk peace with the Turks ourselves. The Russian war is still going on, in its tenth year, but I cannot see any action taking place between any of the parties.

August 27th, 1685

The long negotiations with the Turkish emissaries are at an end, and we receive Bulgaria, Hellas and 250D for our reward. Along with Wallachia and the Swedish capture of Serbia, this is a good result from our war. Our next Turkish war will be against Albania and Morea, then Bosnia, Illyria (if Venice cannot recover it) and Kosovo.
 

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Ten years of war between Russia and Turkey and you can see no progress? Maybe it's just naval battles with Vienna? It seems strange that the Turks and their allies haven't found a way to get to Vienna. :) Looks like you've become a juggernaut (or Polish equivalent) and no one can stand before you.

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"A brigade was sent from Krakow to deal with them and - unmoved by cries of "we pay your wages" - the peasants were dispersed with extreme prejudice into the countryside."


That was the funniest thing I've heard all day! I'm still laughing.
 

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Originally posted by Storey
Ten years of war between Russia and Turkey and you can see no progress? Maybe it's just naval battles with Vienna? It seems strange that the Turks and their allies haven't found a way to get to Vienna. :) Looks like you've become a juggernaut (or Polish equivalent) and no one can stand before you.

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I realised in my last burst of EU how they could attack each other: Russia has diplo-annexed Ethiopia at some unidentified time. This also shoots my "avoid Russian access to a port" plan in the head, unfortunately. Ah, well.

As for the "juggernaut" angle - let's see whether I can get Constantinople...

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Pan Zagloba wrote

"I realized in my last burst of EU how they could attack each other: Russia has diplo-annexed Ethiopia at some unidentified time. This also shoots my "avoid Russian access to a port" plan in the head, unfortunately. Ah, well. "



Okay I've seen it all now. Russia diplo-annexing Ethiopia?
:confused: Anything is possible in this game.:) Maybe there's a spy in your court and he told the Russians of your plan to deny them a port. Seems they out maneuvered you in a rather original way.:D



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Originally posted by Storey
Pan Zagloba wrote

"I realized in my last burst of EU how they could attack each other: Russia has diplo-annexed Ethiopia at some unidentified time. This also shoots my "avoid Russian access to a port" plan in the head, unfortunately. Ah, well. "



Okay I've seen it all now. Russia diplo-annexing Ethiopia?
:confused: Anything is possible in this game.:) Maybe there's a spy in your court and he told the Russians of your plan to deny them a port. Seems they out maneuvered you in a rather original way.:D



Joe

Indeed! They may have Ethiopia, but *I* have a 1200-person colony in Socotra, currently garrisoned (thanks to constant building) with 10k/3k/100, and a shipyard is currently being built there. Once that's ready, we'll see how clever the Russians are next time they declare war on me.

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17th September, 1686

The incorporation of a Moslem province into the Commonwealth has caused some consternation in the Seym. They are proud of their record of tolerance for all Christian religions - but is it really proper that such tolerance should be extended to Islamists? After a long debate, it was agreed today that all religions should have equal honour, except for the reformed Protestants - whom we execrate and despise. However, since there are none in the Commonwealth, that should not present a problem.

7th December, 1686

Reports have come in from a captain of the border guards in Pommerania. He says that the entire province of Mecklenburg has risen up against its English rulers. Rebel armies are currently besieging the English garrison, and have total control of the rest of the country.

17th July, 1688

After a quiet two years, the rebels in Mecklenburg received a further boost, and took the citadel. We shall see whether the Hanseatic League is to be reborn. There are no neighbouring English provinces, so perhaps it will be. England are also distracted by the war that has just broken out. Savoy (with Hessen and Cologne) declared war on them. England's highly Catholic allies (the Pope, Genoa, Austria and the Knights) all joined in.

9th March, 1689

The Russians and Turks have had almost fifteen years of war now, and they finally agree that they are tired of it. A status quo peace is to be signed, which is not much of a return on the thousands of lives (and ducats) lost.

29th July, 1689

Denmark has decided to restore its authority over the territory of Holstein. It has brought its allies (Russia, Venice, the Mamelukes and Scotland) into the war, while Holstein has called upon Georgia and Persia. France still holds the Jylland peninsula, so the Danish assault will have to be from the sea.

17th September, 1689

Sheremetev now has 45,000 men guarding the Russian enclave of Donetsk. We have drawn up five armies around the province, totalling some 100,000 men, to ensure that he does not break out of the enclave if war comes.

5th October, 1689

Followers of a heretical sect have been travelling around the country, claiming that the end of the world is nigh. This has severely disturbed some of the more gullible members of society (including a few of the nobility). The resultant rush to enjoy every hedonistic pleasure before selling one's goods has caused considerable unrest throughout the Commonwealth. There is a possibility of peasant rebellions in some areas where the heresy has taken hold. These heretics claim that the end of world will come on 1st October next year.

2nd November, 1689

The Hanseatic League is reborn in blood, as a proclamation delcares Mecklenburg to be the "foundation stone of a new and greater Hansa".

17th November, 1689

Fifteen years is clearly not enough for some people. The Turks and Russians, having been at peace for eight months, are now at war again. The cause is Turkey - who (with Algeria, Aden, Tunisia, Nubia and Portugal) have declared war on the Mamelukes (supported by Denmark, Russia and Venice).

1st October, 1690

The world did not end today.

3rd October, 1690

The stubborn failure of the world to end has severely embarrassed some people. However, they are now pursuing the return of their goods through the courts, so they are not about to start rebellions. The Hanseatic League is under siege by the English.

10th December, 1690

The English have re-annexed the Hanseatic League, and thrown the Hansetag's chains of office into the public sewers.

8th June, 1690

A brief situation report from the Venetian ambassador recounts that they are facing the full force of the Turkish assault in the north, again. Once again, the mighty fortresses in Istria have stymied the Turkish army, who are just hanging around outside, slowly dying off from attrition. I report that our officers in Bulgaria can see Turkish detachments moving north, but only in small numbers (two or three thousand at a time), not enough to give cause for concern. When the ambassador departs, I talk over with other Senators whether another attack on Turkey would be advantageous, now that they are weak. We reach no decision, but I write to the Wojewod of Wallachia, and ask him to co-ordinate a full report on the Turkish disposition of forces.

August 19th, 1691

Another war breaks out in the West - this time France (Hessen, Cologne, Savoy) declares war on Spain (supported only by the Knights).

January 18th, 1692

The Seym have finished a debate on the foreign relations of the Commonwealth. They were generally very pleased with the situation, and encouraged me (unnecessarily) to keep good relations with Sweden a priority of our policy. At the same time, they were concerned that the small but powerful principality of Brandenburg, on our western border, could pose a problem if it allied with Russia or Austria. Therefore they instructed me to pursue an alliance with the currently unaligned Brandenburg, using all the financial and diplomatic resources of the Commonwealth as required.

April 7th, 1692

The third personal gift of the year has been sent to Brandenburg, and I must say that bribery is having excellent results. They are now almost fond of us, and I shall use the earliest opportunity to propose that they join our alliance.

October 28th, 1692

Brandenburg joined our alliance today - the next step is, of course, to vassalise them as we have with Sweden. They have only one province - containing their capital city of Berlin - but their army is strong (60,000) and led by a competent general. We hope that they will come in handy.

February 22nd, 1693

France have brought their war with England to an end, by paying 166 ducats in compensation.

April 2nd, 1694

The English (buoyed perhaps by their points victory with France) have declared war on the Spaniards and the Knights. The Austrians and Genoese have joined on the English side.

May 4th, 1694

The Russians have signed a peace treaty with Persia, giving them Kouban. The Turks still stand outside the walls of Istria's cities, wasting away.

May 7th, 1694

The Turk - Mameluke war seems to be drawing to a close, as Nubia cedes the Nile province to Turkey.

October 20th, 1694

The English are getting themselves in a little deeper than I think is wise. Not content with their war against Spain, they are now at war with the French alliance (Savoy, Hessen and Cologne) as well.

November 29th, 1694

As war rages in Western Europe, the Turks and the Mamelukes sign a peace treaty in which the Mamelukes cede the poor province of Sinai to the Turk.

October 23rd, 1695

An emergency session of the Senate has been summoned. News has arrived that Georgia has been forcibly annexed by their Orthodox "brothers" in Moscow. This gives Russia a Meditteranean port to go with the Indian Ocean port she has had since diplomatically annexing Ethiopia. It is also a severe defeat for our policy of preventing Russian access to a port.

October 26th, 1695

The Senate has decided that there is nothing to be done about Russian control of Georgia for now. If war with Russia comes, we could try and drive them back from the coast - but the possession of Georgia would give us an unwelcome border with Persia.
 
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January 1st, 1697

Our new King, August II Mocny Sas, came to the throne today. Since the two Long Regencies, the King has been less and less important - but he's still a necessity for high-level diplomacy. Sadly, August II is not very good at it.

April 30th, 1697

Another war for England (who are now fighting three at once), as Austria brings them into a war with Turkey (Aden, Algeria, Tunisia, Portugal). This might give us the opportunity to strike at the Turks. We held back in the earlier war to give us time to prepare our forces. They are now prepared, however, and on full standby. We shall wait for the Turks and Austrians to play with each other for a while, and then strike.

June 16th, 1697

After what must surely be the fastest campaign in history, the Austrians take Kosovo from the Turks to add to their possession of Ragusa. We will have to wait for the next Turkish war, but it seems that the Sublime Porte is rapidly running downhill.

May 2nd, 1699

The French-English-Spanish war has been taking its course across Europe, and the first peace treaty of the conflict was signed today - with plucky little Cologne receiving Anhalt from the Austrians.

July 20th, 1699

Austria is humbled again - and loses its enclave in northern Europe - as Saxony and Hannover are ceded to France.

November 4th, 1699

There has been a wave of evangelical activity on our southern borders, with the result that Galicia is now principally a protestant province.

April 8th, 1700

The 1700's begin with another Turkish declaration of war against the Mamelukes. The Mamelukes bring in the Russians, Danes, Venetians and Scots. The Turks being the Algerians, Tunisians, Portugese and the Nubians. This war is the opportunity that we have been waiting for.

April 19th, 1700

War is declared against the Turks, and all their allies join in. We are giving up on subtlety in this war - our forces are so far superior to the Turks that we can really go and do anything we want.

May 17th, 1700

We leave Albania under a small siege force - to allow the Swedes or the Brandenburgers to come and take it as their reward, Meanwhile, Major-General Patkul storms out of Wallachia to face the Turkish general Koprölö in Rumelia. The battle occurs on Novgorod Day - always a day of great celebration in the Commonwealth. Patkul has 25k/5k/178 at his disposal, Koprölö has 17k/15k/0. The highly-trained Polish bombardiers - eager to get to Constantinople - lay a terrifying storm of fire upon the cowering Turks. The guns fall silent, and our infantry and cavalry storm through the smoke, and into the heart of the quavering Turkish ranks. Koprölö fights bravely, but there is only so much he can do to rally his troops, given the overwhelming superiority of our tactics. At the end of the day, no survivors remain from the main army of Turkey-in-Europe. Koprölö lies among the fallen, and is given a burial with full honours in Athens. Our troops move on to Constantinople.

July 19th, 1700

Constantinople is ours for the third time. The Turks must surely now be having some doubts about the location of their capital. Our forces have now taken Kaffa and Kerch, and we await the arrival of the Swedes or Brandenburgians in Albania. The main siege force is split in two, and heads to Asia Minor. A smaller force, newly raised, besieges the Morea.

5th March, 1701

The English pay off the Spanish with 14 ducats to end their war.

9th April, 1701

The Morea is in our hands, and Smyrna and Anatolia will be in short order as well. The Swedes, however, have presented us with a dilemma. We do not want them to come out of this war empty-handed, but they have besieged Bujak - the area whose occupation is the pretext for all our wars with the Turks. We can't allow the Swedes to take this town in a peace treaty, as it would remove our justification for our wars - and ensure that the old King's vision of a Polish Constantinople is never realised.

15th August, 1701

Having taken enough Turkish territory to force a good treaty, we wait with one eye on the Brandenburgians besieging Albania, and with the other firmly on the Swedes in Bujak. Once the New Year comes and the Turks have some money, we will propose our terms of peace. The English have suffered the results of their triple-decker wars: France receives Wessex and Leinster in a peace treaty.

4th January, 1702

The peace treaty has been signed, just as the Swedes finally captured Bujak. They are disappointed, but we send them a large gift to make up for it. The Brandenburgians are delighted to be a two province nation again (Berlin plus Albania), while we close off the Turkish presence in Greece with the capture of the Morea. We also take 250D to share around.

27th February, 1702

The Austrians are clearly recovering from their battering in the north. They receive Bremen at the hands of Savoy.

26th July, 1702

The Mamelukes have ceded Arabia to Persia.

23rd December, 1702

Once again, the Russians and the Turks devalue the lives of thousands by signing a status-quo peace.

25th July, 1706

It has been a quiet time for the Commonwealth, and I am resting myself after a bout of illness. England have declared war on Spain, with the same allies lining up on each side as before.

10th February, 1708

Venice (Russia, Mamelukes, Denmark, Scotland) have declared war on France (Bohemia, Cologne, Savoy).
 

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"Indeed! They may have Ethiopia, but *I* have a 1200-person colony in Socotra, currently garrisoned (thanks to constant building) with 10k/3k/100, and a shipyard is currently being built there. Once that's ready, we'll see how clever the Russians are next time they declare war on me. "

You are a crafty devil. :D This should be interesting!

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The Russians getting Ethiopia must have been through a random events of the negus died without heirs while Russia had an RM with them, I see no other possibility as Russia had no way of getting a common border at the time.

Apart from that let me add my well wishes to the others for a great saga. And good luck in driving the heathens from Constantinopolis.
 

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"My handle's not Pan Zagloba for nothing

(cf. Sienkiewicz, Trilogy)

Zagloba"

That name has been tickling the back of my brain for since I first saw it on the aar section. It's been 20 years or more since I read his books. I may have to dig them out and read them again.

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26th March, 1710

The French empire continues to expand in ever more surprising directions, as they take over the province of SkŒne from Denmark. Our armies are advancing throughout the Austrian front.

29th October, 1710

The Pope, who has now conquered almost all of Italy, has added two more feathers to his triple crown. In a peace agreement, he takes Messina and Sicily from Spain, consolidating his hold on the peninsula of Italy, and leaving him free to turn his attention northwards. England have burned two of our trading posts in North America, so we have paid them off with 250 ducats, to prevent further damage. Our armies are reporting continued success in Austria - Vienna is the next target of our attacks.

15th January, 1711

Vienna has fallen to the Polish army, leaving us free to make our demands to the Austrians. Their envoy is even now on his way to see me.

16th January, 1711

The Austrians, with no armies left, and only three provinces not in our hands, were in no position to argue when I demanded Pest, Banat and 250 ducats for peace. The new wojewods of Pest and Banat have just been appointed - one Ruthenian and one Wallachian, to show how generously the Commonwealth welcomes its new citizens.

12th May, 1711

We are now at peace, although Sweden continues to fight Austria alone. We do not foresee any problems with that war - Sweden only owns one province bordering Austria, and that is already in Austrian hands. We expect a white peace to be concluded before too long. Meanwhile, elsewhere, we have heard of new wars breaking out. Plucky little Denmark (alone) has declared war on the French alliance with Cologne, Bohemia and Hessen. Brave, but perhaps foolhardy.

7th June, 1711

England and Spain are at peace, with England gaining Alabama.

19th June, 1712

Our former allies in Saxony - currently under the French heel - have been convulsed by nationalist riots, due to war exhaustion in France. We watch the situation with interest. While we do not think that an independent Saxony will survive very long against the French juggernaut, a declaration of independence would provoke a crisis point in the French alliance. We don't much care for Cologne, and Hessen are good, if distant, friends. However, Bohemia would be a very useful ally to have - and another secure border for the Commonwealth. We promptly send several gifts to the King of Bohemia.

9th September, 1712

Saxony declared independence the other day, and a distant relative of the long-dead Elector was placed on the throne. Before the messenger had finished telling the tale, an envoy was sent post-haste to Praha. As we suspected, the French alliance had disintegrated when Saxony declared independence. Bohemia are now full members (with Brandenburg and Sweden) of the Commonwealth's alliance. They are still at war with Denmark, a legacy of their French entanglement, but we will not get involved in that particular squabble, no matter how much the King of Sweden might like us to.

THE BOOK OF ANDREAS CHRISTODOULOU (1712 - 1739)

1st January, 1713

What an honour it is to write in this book for the first time! I, Andreas Christodoulou, am permitted to count myself alongside some of the greatest names in our glorious Commonwealth's history. It is a moment for my entire family to be proud of. As good citizens of the Commonwealth, we knew it treated its sons and daughters with honour, but I never expected or hoped to be the first non-Pole to hold the exalted office of Castellan of Kalisz. My father in Patras would be pleased, if he knew of it. He died fighting for the Commonwealth against the vile heathen Turks, and in his name I have rededicated myself to the greatest campaign of all - the reclamation of Constantine's city from the Turk, and the crowning of the Polish Commonwealth as the new Roman Empire.

11th January, 1713

The armies of France are marching on undefended Saxony, and I do not see the Saxons' independence surviving long. For old times' sake, however, we have invited them into our alliance.

9th March, 1713

As we expected, the Saxons are now once more under the French yoke. The temporary Elector has not been executed, but has been sent to one of the warmer French tropical possessions, where he is not expected to last long.

17th July, 1713

Denmark has ceded Holstein to France, and thus ended its war with the former French alliance.

7th February, 1716

We are preparing with great efforts on two fronts - one for defence against Russia, who are building large forts on their borders, and one for an assault against the feeble Turkish empire, to drive them out of the city of Constantine to safer pastures. Our conscription centre in Ukraine has proved to be an excellent investment. I asked its Governor for 70,000 armed men and 300 cannon, and he agreed without a murmur of complaint. That will be a useful defence force against Sheremetev, who remains enclosed in Donetsk with 75,000 men.

26th July, 1716

We have added Brandenburg to the ranks of our vassal states. Brandenburg is a small power (its only provinces are Berlin and Albania), but it is blessed with strong armies and good leaders. They will be used for good, in the cause of the Commonwealth.

4th February, 1717

We watch as another conflagration strikes in the West, with England (Austria, Genoa, Papal States) battles France (Bavaria, Hessen, Cologne). If only they would turn their attention to the real issue - the re-establishment of the Roman Empire.

1st March, 1717

Our armies are ready, and war is declared against the Turk. The Hedjaz and the puppets of Milan join the Turkish cause, but we do not worry about them. Our armies are well-trained and numerous. In fair Hellas, the Commonwealth can call on Hetman Poniatowski, and four strike forces totalling 350,000 men and almost 1,000 cannon. The Turks' fortifications are meagre - merely wooden stockades and guard posts. We expect a quick and crushing victory.

3rd August, 1717

Our predictions of victory were not misplaced. Having stormed all the Turks' European provinces, we had moved into central Asia Minor before the grovelling peace offer came from the infidel - Dobrudja and Rumelia, plus 250 ducats. We accepted with appropriate pomp and ceremony. I took the opportunity to mention to the Turks that we would not stop attacking them until the holy city of Constantine was in our possession. He cursed a bit, and ground his teeth, but I think he knows there is no hope of resistance in the collapsing Turkish empire.

27th April, 1719

I have spent most of the last year in Hellas, preparing what I hope will be the last assault on the Theodosian Walls. France made peace with England, giving up Hochelaga. Our armies are being rebuilt in Hellas, and we shall declare war again at the earliest opportunity after our peace treaty with the Turks runs out in 1722.

7th September, 1719

How true is the old saying that one's enemy's enemy is one's friend! The American nobleman Pan Montezuma Cuatemocki could testify to its accuracy - he is now the husband of a rich Venetian girl, fruit of their mutual hatred of Turkey.

18th April, 1720

News has come in that Protestant missionaries have converted the population of Bessarabia from Orthodoxy to Protestantism. On a personal level, I feel this is a shame, but the Commonwealth is a tolerant place, and religion has no part to play in politics.

26th August, 1720

Our merchants have been complaining for some time about unfair Russian competition in Jambi and Novgorod. I personally doubt that the competition is particularly unfair, but am prepared to shut down Russian money-making facilities wherever I can. The King and Seym have therefore agreed to a permanent exclusion of all Russian merchants from the Commonwealth's many centres of trade.

3rd May, 1722

Novgorod Day is marked by celebrations across the Commonwealth for three reasons. First, it is announced that inflation has fallen to -33%, enabling us to go on a building spree. Second, the Turks send word that they have moved their capital to Ancyra, tacitly acknowledging the possibility of Polish conquest of Constantinople. They clearly realise this is their only hope of lasting peace - and indeed survival as a nation. Finally, it is a good reason to get drunk, and since we will make do with bad reasons, everyone celebrates like there is no tomorrow.

7th May, 1722

Now that the headache has died down from 3rd May, we have commissioned widespread building works throughout the Commonwealth. All border forts are to be upgraded to class VI fortifications. Manufactories are to be built in many locations - a shirt factory in Carolina, and naval equipment manufactories in Socotra, W. Pommerania, Atlixco and Rumelia. Three new armies are commissioned in the north to face down the Russian threat. Finally - as a little gift to my home province - I persuade the Senate to authorise the building of a state vineyard in the Morea. Wine with which we will drink to the fall of Constantinople.

29th March, 1723

The war of the liberation of Constantinople has begun! We delivered the declaration today, to an unsurprised Turkish envoy. Our armies are moving in several directions. One force is to take Bujak - the ostensible cause for all our wars with Turkey. Another force is to take Bosnia and Istria. Finally, Grand Hetman of Hellas Poniatowski is to take on Constantinople, and move forwards into Asia Minor until the Turk surrenders the holy city.

25th June, 1723

Persia (alone) has declared war on the Turkish alliance (Milan, Hedjaz). Normally this would please us, as it would distract Turkish armies from our front - but we have not yet seen any Turkish armies.

17th August, 1723

In a tent on the plains outside Ancyra, I am seated with the Turkish plenipotentiary. I tell him simply this - he must cede Constantinople to us. Along with that, he must cede Anatolia as a buffer zone to the City of Constantine. Finally, if he does that, we will also take Bujak, and remove our casus belli against them thereby.

23rd August, 1723

The debate in the Seym on Constantinople has been raging for four days, with little sign of agreement. The Monarchist party want to reconstitute the old Roman Empire with the King as Emperor. The Democrats, with the support of the Marshal, want the Commonwealth to be seen as analogous to the Roman Republic, and for the entire nobility of the Commonwealth to be declared rulers of the new Roman Empire. A compromise may be found.

26th August, 1723

The Seym has deliberated, and voted, and a compromise has been reached. My proudest moment so far came at the end of the debate, and I have taken the liberty of pasting a section of the debate record into this book for posterity:

(Extract from debate record)

Question put:
That, given his tireless work in pursuit of that goal that has been so nobly achieved, Pan Castellan Andreas Christodoulou of the clan Pogon should be appointed temporary vice-marshal of the Seym for the duration of the ceremonies in Constantinople; and that the Seym thanks him and honours him for his labours.

Ayes 516, Noes 0. Question accordingly passed, and Pan Christodoulou was led to the Marshal's bench.

Vice-Marshal Christodoulou in the Chair

Pan Vice-Marshal Christodoulou: Thank you, brothers. I shall save speechifying for another and happier occasion, outside the walls of Constantinople. I therefore move that the Seym do now adjourn until 4th September, to meet again viritim in front of the walls of Constantinople, at 10 o'clock in the morning, and that summonses be issued to the Seymiks to assemble there.

Question put, that the Seym do now adjourn
Question passed. The Seym adjourned accordingly at fourteen minutes past three o'clock, to 4 September, for a meeting viritim.

(Extract ends)

4th September, 1723 (written 2 October, 1723)

This was the greatest day of my life, without any doubt. Every nobleman in the Commonwealth had been invited to join the festivities at Constantinople, and the majority attended, realising that this was an event to tell to their grandchildren. The King led the Senate and the other nobles in procession from the tenth milestone to the gates of the city, where he stopped, and the Te Deum Laudamus was sung.

Then I stood up before the assembled nobility, and the King himself, and in a loud voice, broken by emotion, began the day's events.

I began by opening the session of the General Seym, with one item on the agenda - the Turks' peace treaty. I read the terms of the treaty, and asked whether the Seym approved of it. There was a huge roar, a wall of sound, of tens of thousands of voices crying "Fiat, fiat!". I therefore adjourned the Seym again, and in my position as Master of Ceremony, turned to the closed city gate before us.

"Open," I roared, "in the name of the Most Serene Commonwealth, and make way for the King!" The gates swung open, and I walked through them, followed by the King. We made our way, with hordes of nobles and others following, to the Church of the Holy Wisdom. According to the custom of the old King, this had not been touched since our conquest of the city - but now that our possession of it was formalised, it was time for the ultimate deed of Islam's reign in Constantinople.

The Patriarch of Constantinople, the General Governor of the Church of Poland, and the Primate of the Commonwealth were all present. Three abreast, they walked into the church, and in Slavonic, Polish, Latin, Aztec, Hungarian, Swedish and Greek, they read the "Locus iste".

Then a crowd of monks, nuns, priests, vicars and others streamed into the church. One of them went to the site of the High Altar, and lit a candle. Another set a crucifix in its proper place, and a third proclaimed "There is sprung up a light for the righteous - Rejoice in the Lord, ye righteous!"

Then the service of reconsecration began, which lasted some hour, with several hymns and psalms being repeated several times in the general excitement.

Once that was complete, the highlight of my day came. Standing in the main body of the church, I read: "We, the Seym and people of the Most Noble Commonwealth of the Four Kingdoms, the Polish, the Lithuanian, the Aztec and the Greek, declare that by their own will, power and authority, the Roman Republic is restored, with its capital in Warsaw, and its holy city in Constantinople. And further we do declare that we shall appoint Emperors for the Republic, to work with the Seym and Senate in the governing of the Empire. And further we do appoint our King August II Mocny Sas to be the first Emperor of the new Republic, and to reign as Emperor Augustus IV Maximus."

A huge roar, louder than that outside the walls, rocked the church, and a choir of 10,000 nobles sang "Righteousness and Equity shall be the habitation of thy seat". There then followed what must surely be the largest party ever to have been held in the history of mankind. Public celebration went on for 18 days, and the Emperor, as we must learn to call him, declared that 4 September should be honoured as Empire Day in the same way as Novgorod Day.

This is my last entry in this book, as I have been appointed Governor-General of Hellas, and I leave to take up my new post today. Long live the Roman Empire and Commonwealth!
 

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August 19th, 1691

Another war breaks out in the East - this time France (Hessen, Cologne, Savoy) declares war on Spain (supported only by the Knights).

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Hey, Pan! I know you are writing in London, but the area you are describing is to the west of Poland. :D
 
So now I can understand how you are able to declare war on Turkey with impunity. And Russia holds Donetsk as well! Well I'll let it pass considering it is such a well written tale. But we all know what you're doing ;)
 

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Originally posted by Forster


Hey, Pan! I know you are writing in London, but the area you are describing is to the west of Poland. :D

No, I think that he wrote it in polish colony of Jamaica :)

It quite funny to read you calling Zagloba >Pan<, it means mister in polish

and btw I most appreciate Novgorod Day. It's 3rd of May, and most of folks here don't know this so i'll explain- that is one of the most important days, after our first constitution on 3rd May, 1792 :)

btw, thanks to it we have now about 7-9 days holiday in may :)
 

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Well, I am sorry about the mix-up, but I thought he was back in Poland. Don't speak Polish, so didn't have a clue about the Mr. bit.
You all have to enlighten us on these things so we don't look so stupid. :(