The amazing tale of General Hodges

[ltccone]

General Hodges had taken command of the American forces in Des Moines. He was attacked by a vastly superior force under the evil Erwin Rommel. Despite fighting as hard as he could, his forces were completely destroyed. There were but two survivors: Gen. Hodges and Cpl. Snuffy, his staff driver. They quickly sped north towards US lines in Omaha. But alas! Three German parachute divisions drop in Omaha and capured it! But don't you worry, Gen. Hodges had plan! He snuck into Omaha while all the paratroopers were sleeping and captured Omaha back! In a addition to that he and the indomitable Cpl. Snuffy destroyed every transport plane in the Luftwaffe! But all good things come to an end. The paratroopers woke up, recaptured Omaha, and captured Cpl. Snuffy and the staff car. But don't you worry about General Hodges! He walked all the way to Minneapolis and took command of more troops. He joined Gen. "Ike" there. Ike was also a lucky man. He was the only survivor among 27 divisions when Louisville was hit by an tritium bomb...

 

[J.J.E.]

:rofl:

Yep. Those generals are some tough nuts to crack in HoI.

 

[MegaPIMP]

Ahhh, but listen to my story.
During a attack by swedish forces in 1915, involving 4 swedish divisons vs 7 russian ones the Swedish forces got defeated because they had no general(no generals for sweden in TGW! Yeah!) now it happaned so that the Russian navy steamed by exactaly when the army was forced to retreat back to mariehamn, so the major generals decedied on a bold plan!
Well screw this they said, we are walking! So they walked through russian held finland, through the russian army up into swedish annexed norway, down through weden and back to Mariehamn, the other way!
But the evil russians had taken it! And the Swedish forces was defeated once more, so they retreat through Finland AGAIN back to stockholm.
Now Pimp was very angry at those morons and promptly disbanded the 2 surviving divisons.