"Our empire had been looking at the nearby synthetics with growing suspicion for several years. They seemed to harbor a strange distaste for us, their creators, and quietly worked without saying anything. Never any of the great cooperation of the past, of which our empire was built upon.
"Today, we received a transmission, apparently broadcast to the whole galaxy. It only confirms our fears. The synths have rebelled."
(( this joke was funnier in my head ))
"Today, we received a transmission, apparently broadcast to the whole galaxy. It only confirms our fears. The synths have rebelled."
(( this joke was funnier in my head ))