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Somewhere in Siberia....

Stalin: THJIS IS INTJOLERJABLE!! Why is thje armije incjapable to stjop thje filthjie Gjermjans?

Some NKVD officer: Whjell comrade Stalin... We hjave been causing them serious losses while tactically retreating to a more favorable defensive positions and wjith thje wjintjer coming soon, we can regroup our forces and push those facist pigs back to Berlin!

Stalin: BJULLSHJIT!! I knjow whjat thje sjitshjuashjion ijs in thje european front. Thjere will soon be njo European front! I hjear thjat thjere are estimated 2000 khjiljomjetres of undjefjendjed bjorders! And that thje Germans are pjouring into our mjothjerljand like cockroachjes!

Njow you whjill go and tell those incapable gjenrerals: Not one more step back! I whjant you to surround thje Gjermjan armjies and eljimjinjate thjem all!

Stalin's pet parrot: Ve Vjill beri dem! Kraa! Kraa!



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Heh... maybe you'll focus more on the Soviets now. :D
 

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HQs aren't meant to be used in combat. The main purpose of HQs is, that they double the command limit in surrounding provinces, so you don't get the over command max-penalty (-75%?). They also increase org. regain...

So if you are attacking 30 Soviet divisions from one province with a field marshal and an HQ... you can command 24 divisions without the penalty. Defeating them without an HQ (only 12 divisions without the penalty), might be quite hard.

Double are you sure? Ive had attacks with 40ish divisions and felt to command penalty.
 

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Merlowe said:
Double are you sure? Ive had attacks with 40ish divisions and felt to command penalty.

24 divisions (double from field marshal's 12) is the max amount from one province you can get. Maybe the HQ-units ignored the command limit or something, but it's around 24 anyway.

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HQs aren't meant to be used in combat. The main purpose of HQs is, that they double the command limit in surrounding provinces, so you don't get the over command max-penalty (-75%?). They also increase org. regain...

So if you are attacking 30 Soviet divisions from one province with a field marshal and an HQ... you can command 24 divisions without the penalty. Defeating them without an HQ (only 12 divisions without the penalty), might be quite hard.

The 30 Soviet divisions are the defenders. I'm not sure how the defender's command limit works... I've seen several hundred divisions, but they don't go over the limit often.
 

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Double are you sure? Ive had attacks with 40ish divisions and felt to command penalty.

You can have several times the command limit if you attack from multiple sides.
 

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Reichstag Dec. 17. 1943

Göring: Velcome to our little afternoon meeting gentlemen. I zink it ziz about time ve had a little get together to discuss vhat ve have accomplished zese past 4 years.

Hess, you go first.. What iz our status research-wise?

Hess: Vell, i think it ziz safe to say that ve are vay ahead of everyone else, except maybe ze Japanese. I don't knov vhat could ever top their advancements in naval technologies really.

And yes, our rocket and aircraft engineers have just informed me, that zey are ready to start on a more thorough research onto aircraft that use rockets for propulsion, instead of props. Imagine how fast zey vill go! All ze allied aircraft vould be helplessly left behind, and it vould be like trying to hit a bee with a machine gun.

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But let me shov you some examples on vhat our research looks like nov.

Here are the charts i had our tech teams draw up for you, and an overwiev on hov they effect our troops ships and industry in reality.

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Göring: Zehr gut. Vhat about our production? I heard zere vas a delay on our new ships.


Raeder: Ja, zere vas, vhy dont you ask Funk vhere he has been squandering our precious Industries!

Funk: Calm down man, ve had to divert more industries to deal vith the needs of our land forces in Russia, along with several crucial upgrades to our war machinery.

Brauchitsch: Ja, our troops needed new shipments of MP-40 rifles and more advanced fighting gear and supplies in general. I zink you can agree that The army must take priority over everything else right now, no?

Raeder: And vhat vill happen to your precious armies vhen ze allies break through our old ships in the Atlantic, and start massive assaults on the beaches of britain and the rest of Europe when ve have no new ships to counter zem? I vould remind you, that more than 3 years of endless naval combat has reduced our navy to just 2 carriers, 1 battlecruiser, 5 super heavy battleships and an assortment of old kreuzergs.

Brauchitsch: Zen zey vill learn zat our defenders are not zat easy to overcome!

Funk: Gentlemen gentlemen, calm down. I have already cancelled the rest of the land force production and diverted all available industried back to producing the naval ships that were supposed to be finished 2 months ago.
Also, i have added 6 new battlecruisers, 5 Super heavy battleships and 4new carriers to be built, so i zink you vill find ze Kriegsmarine vill no longer have to be at a disadvantage for much longer.

Göring: Vell zen, does someone still vant to add something?

Beck: Ja, i vanted to bring you up to speed on vhat our armees have accomplished in Russia. I zink you vill be most pleased vith our progress.

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Beck: As you can see our troops have already reached the northwestern shores of the Caspian sea, and in addition, the Zoviet forces are almost beaten everywhere. Though zere are pockets of stiff resistance in both Crimea and another one in Karelia near the Finnish border, ve can safely say, zat ze war is almost over here. Our analysts and generals say that when ve reach Sverdlovsk, ze Zooviets vill have no choice but to surrender. Zey are already stretched zo thin, zat ve regularly have 40 divisions attacking 2 of theirs at worst, and no opposition in almost half of the front now.

Göring: Ach, zat is exzellent news gentlemen. Zis war in Russia has taken zo many brave German soldiers, it ziz about time it came to a favorable end.
But vhat of ze resisting civilian populations?

Beck: Our generals assure us, zat once ze Zoviets surrender, the resistance vill mostly die down, just as it did in France. And the rest can be picked up by our military police death squads, and retributionary executions of civilians.

Göring: Very gut zen. Gentlemen, let's go back to vork and end zis war as fast as ve can, so that ve can concentrate i our next objective: Taking the middle eastern oil countries, and smashing the allied navies once and for all.

 

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Göring's office, May 5th. 1944.

Aide: Herr göring, i hope zat my services continue being.... As satisfying as ever.

Göring: Oh my i did not know zat you had other skills for your mouth zan your great skill for speeches..

Another aide rushes in, realizes what's happening and blushes..

Göring: Ja, vat is is my dear?

Aide 2: Vell, mein führer i... It's... Eh...

Göriing: Vell zpit it out!

Aide 2: It's an urgent telegram from the chief of navy. He says that the entire navy has been sunk by an american carrier taskforce...
Raeder says, that Grand Admiral Saalwächter was able to swim from his battleship to one of the surviving destroyers, and was saved, but he was never quite the same. I hear they had to give him toy battleships to play with or otherwise he would start crying about his lost ships. Our bombers chased down 3 of these carriers and sunk them, but Admiral Saalwächter is still in a world of his own, and will not be able to command for years.

Göring: Oh well, who cares. I never trusted that sausage chewing mofo anyway, saves me the trouble of having to remove him. By the way, who has Raeder chosen for replacement?

Aide 1: Mmmfmmmfmmm

Aide 2: *Blushing* Well, he said he will lead the next great navy himself. He has already moved his command staff and communications to Danzig, and is preparing the naval base there for the arrival of the new ships.

Göring: Aaaah excellent, now if there is nothing else, i would like to be left alone with my... Staff meeting.

Aide 2: Very well, i'll go polish my nails.