Scene 1: The Party
there is general approval that Mesud handled this brilliantly
first take their money, then their realm:
this divided opinions
Later, a mass brawl breaks out to decide who was to blame for this
Scene 2: The Bar
Harry is feeling he's been rather busy and so successful, this took so much effort
Scene 3: Michael's rather tasteful chambers
God is waiting, and growing suspicious. In the meantime he's found a list that Michael has made.
Lets see, what he reckons:
Mstislav, move from Spur 3 to Circle VI Hell
Boris I, its pagan, but at least the cold should calm his libido
Vladimir I, move from Spur 2 to Circle X Hell (kinslayer)
Kettu, Circle VII Hell, if we can find him
Ukko, if we must, Circle II Hell
Toikka, he must have recovered by now, Circle VI Hell
Tuokki, Valhalla (nothing to do with us)
Boris II, Spur 4 Purgatory (leave him, the hopping motion is rather fun)
Ivan, Spur 2 Purgatory (might as well he did nothing when he was alive either)
Peresvet, Circle VII Hell, best place for him and he can chat to his relatives
Ratmir Heaven (of course, such a nice man)
Vladimir II, Heaven, ok but he is rather keen
Mitrofan, Spur 2 Purgatory (ok, well he was murdered by his own son)
Roman, Circle X Hell (and he's staying there)
Mikula, Circle VII Hell, bit busy but seems the right answer
Vseslav, Spur 2 Purgatory (zzzzzzz)
Davyd, Spur 2 Purgatory (zzzzzzzzzzz)
Andrei, Circle VI Hell (pity but rules is rules)
Boris III, Circle II Hell (what is with Boris' and their libidos)
Bugra, Circle X Hell (damn right, I'm never wrong)
Yakut, Circle II Hell, another sex crazed one
Alp Yurek, Spur 2 Purgatory (well he was only 11 when he was murdered)
pah,
I make the decisions, not some archangel
Michael enters, smelling suspiciously of sulphur, he looks guilty when he sees God
'where have you been?'
'oh all sorts of Christian acts my Lord'
"not very successfully though?
"this celibacy thing, feeling a bit guilty yourself?"
'anyway I know, you've been hanging around the Gates of Hell hoping to meet Astarte'
Scene 4: Dis
Astarte has come back via a little used side entrance, she has been busy, mainly to avoid Michael hanging around the front door. She has been busy.
Scene 5: The final judgement?
God is fed up, its all too complex so he decides:
a) who needs Archangels anyway, they are more trouble than they are worth;
b) to lock the Rurikovichs into an eternal party, at least everyone knows where they are
[1];
c) Astarte can have Hell, Harry can have the party.
1- with thanks to Stuyvesant for the idea
And that, is the end ... many thanks to all readers & commentators ... this is the first AAR I've actually managed to finish. Must confess doing the AAR was more fun than playing the game (which I would have abandoned somewhere in the 1350s left to myself)