Chäptër 4: IT IS A PATC!!!11
Irrelevant comment of the update: Sveitsi is Switzerland in finnish. In my home town there is a place called Sveitsi. ^_^
Tzor Cecil D'Elan had a trouble. He had got secret knowledge regarding the Montenegroan's actions and the possibility of finding the Solomon's Mines. It would obviously be better to side them than get crushed by the all-powerfull Montenegroans. But in their current state they were...laughable. Tzor Cecil D'Elan didn't like beign laughed at. Not at all.
But the had to swalow his pride. He would meet with the Montenegroans. And soon he travelled to Montenegro, the Mountains of Madnes... Montenegro was one of those creepy, dark, gloomy places that will slowly chip away your mental health, where places like "Innsmouth"
shiver exist and where video tapes trun into killing machines. Also, what kind of sane people want to meet at a monastery!?
He was supposed to meet this man called "Yuri". He lived in a monastery. What kind of a diplomat lives in a monastery!? This is very creepy, he thougth.
He arrived at the monastery. He was stopped by a guard holding an incense device. How odd...
"Where are you going, stranger?"
"I am supposed to meet with Yuri"
"..Yuri...?" The guard said with disbelief
"Meh, you are free to go there." the guard said and grinned spookily.
The monastery was a cliche, it could have as wel been a pace in a B-horror flick or a level in Blood. But they are synonymous anyway. He searched his way through the monastery and finaly found Yuri.
"Eh, are you...mister Yuri?" Tzor Cecil D'Elan said
*silence*
"Ehm, hello?" Tzor Cecil D'Elan said
Yuri opened his mouth and said
"Yuri wants to be your friend."
For a while Tzor Cecil D'Elan saw things that are best described as "Most Extraordinary Blue Objects". When he regained his consciousness, Yuri said:
"Deal has been accepted. Go now."
Tzor Cecil D'Elan left Montenegro swiftly...
This small incident opened a whole bucnh of windows for Montenegro...
^__^ LARR LARR KEKEKEKE BOOGEYMAN!
BTW, Neville had nothing to do with the happenings here. :nods: