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These AARs have to be the most random collections of words I have ever seen

[Burns]Excellent[/Burns]
 
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Chapter 6: Saving Convict Johny and The Mystery of the Pischetta Stones

Irrelevant comment of the update: I'll try to make up for the lameness of the last chapter

An English-Montenegroan couple had a son named Johny. Johny moved to England in hope of "better bread" but he only became a BadBoy and got sent into Australia.

The couple was of course extremely sad about what happened to their son... But they couldn't do anything about it... Until Kotor bacme part of Montenegro. The couple started to save money to buy a ship... A tradesman called Max von Hamburg became their sponsor. He had crazy plans for the Pacific islands...

Their journey started in early 1839. Their plan was to head to Australia, try to find Johny and then return to home.

During thier trip they stopped at Yebuti, to get some supplies and to visit the famous "Pischetta Stone" with the texts "Kand" and "Sun behind the Moon" inscripted in it. Max von Hamburg said thatthe place could become a "tourist" attraction. Nobody really understood what he meant.

The next stop was Goa. The portuguese colonists were quite friendly tothem, although they had weird taste of music... Max von Hamburg saw their music as the "music of future". The couple was less impressed.

They finally arrived in Australia. The convicts were impressed by their journey and told that Johny had managed to escape from the island. His whereabouts were unknown... Max von Hamburg gave a speech where he calimed that the convicts would break their chains and build a great nation. Everybody laughed.

The couple started to sail back to home, but a storm threw them away from their course. Thye ended up in some unknow island... They decided to check out what was in that place...

They couldn't believe their eyes when they found Johny standing before a stone almost exactly like the "Pischetta Stone"! Johny had turned into a self-procaimed anthropologist/argeologist. The couple was happy to see their long-lost son and Max von Hamburg was happy because he knew that he would be soon making money...

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Morpheus506 said:
Ahh, another Nerfix AAR! Please let this one be finished evetually :)

Fat chance! He'll start a new one before he finnishes this. I'm betting on a Norwegian socialist uprising AAR next! or maybe a World conquest atteampt with the Union of New Zealand Sheep Farmers! :D
 
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Fat chance! He'll start a new one before he finnishes this. I'm betting on a Norwegian socialist uprising AAR next! :D

:rofl: :D ;)

Good idea, but I have this AAR idea where CSA commies in 2067 send 6 000 AK 47's and several hundred copies of The Capital in Dutch by a time machine to 1836's Transvaal... :p

But I'm gonna finnish this one before that. :p
 

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Great update.
 

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Nice.

I suggested that Nerfix change his "dead threads" to "zombie threads" so he could post in them every once in a while, thus bringing the dead back to life.
 

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Nerfix said:
But I'm gonna finnish this one before that. :p

We're all hoping so ;)
 

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There's nothing shameful about early failure to thrive as long as it is followed by conquering one or more continents. :)
 

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Chapter 7: Meet the Montenegroman

Irrelevant comment of the update: You have been waiting for an update, eh?

It was a cold, windy november day in '42. Brother Ädzo told the Prince Bishop that he had "an urgent issue". Tired and a bit frustrated, the Prince Bishop headed towards the monastery. The Incense Guards were excited for some reason. Eventualy Prince Bishop reached Ädzo's office.

"So, what is it?" The Prince Bishop asked

"Ah yes, we got an intresting delivery from the pacific occean..."

"No, no, no, no! No riddles! Spit it out!"

"Hrmph. I thougth we were supposed to make up the lack of narrative by talking in riddles?"

"Whatever. Now I want to know what you are talking about."

Brother Ädzö took Prince Bishop downstairs. Yuri was there, too. And some Incense Guards. Prince Bishop could see a weird metallic cylinder.

"What is that?", he asked.

"Well, hmmm... Listen up. This was found in one island... The text in the cylinder calls it "Cho-Cho", but we... We call it... Montenegroman..."

"Errr, ummm, what?"

"It is a living creature... But it is diffrent from us... Yuri cannot read it's mind... And it obeys me, propably because I opened the container"

"I want to see it!"

"Very well... Open it!"

And the cylinder opened...

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"Errrr, is that it?"

"Don't underestimate his strength! He is a brilliant fighter!"

And they were one step closer to stumbling into ancient secrets...