• We have updated our Community Code of Conduct. Please read through the new rules for the forum that are an integral part of Paradox Interactive’s User Agreement.

Rewjeo

First Lieutenant
3 Badges
Jun 17, 2012
295
38
  • Crusader Kings II
  • Europa Universalis IV
  • 500k Club
I got nailed by arrows while drinking poisoned wine whilst falling out of a carriage which was already falling into oblivion itself.
As accidental as it gets.
To be fair, it was probably an accident that you got nailed by the arrows. That seems like a rather hard shot to reliably make on purpose.
 

Malibu Stacey

First Lieutenant
48 Badges
Jul 25, 2012
241
0
  • Europa Universalis III Complete
  • The Showdown Effect
  • Sword of the Stars II
  • Sword of the Stars
  • Victoria 2
  • Majesty 2 Collection
  • Magicka
  • Leviathan: Warships
  • King Arthur II
  • Victoria 2: A House Divided
  • Heir to the Throne
  • Hearts of Iron III
  • Divine Wind
  • Europa Universalis III: Chronicles
  • Europa Universalis III
  • Dungeonland
  • Crusader Kings II: Sword of Islam
  • Crusader Kings II: Sons of Abraham
  • Crusader Kings II: The Republic
  • Crusader Kings II: Rajas of India
  • Crusader Kings II: The Old Gods
  • Crusader Kings II: Legacy of Rome
  • Crusader Kings II: Charlemagne
  • Crusader Kings II
  • Shadowrun Returns
  • Cities: Skylines - Green Cities
  • Cities: Skylines - Parklife
  • Cities: Skylines - Parklife Pre-Order
  • Surviving Mars: Digital Deluxe Edition
  • Surviving Mars: First Colony Edition
  • Surviving Mars: First Colony Edition
  • Cities: Skylines Industries
  • Imperator: Rome Deluxe Edition
  • Imperator: Rome
  • Prison Architect
  • Cities in Motion
  • Age of Wonders III
  • Surviving Mars
  • Cities: Skylines - After Dark
  • Magicka: Wizard Wars Founder Wizard
  • Cities: Skylines
  • 500k Club
  • War of the Roses
  • Warlock: Master of the Arcane
  • Teleglitch: Die More Edition
  • Europa Universalis III Complete
  • Europa Universalis III Complete
  • Cities in Motion 2
The child Duke of Upper Burgundy went hunting with a courtier & somehow came back dead. No coincidence his heir was his uncle (a Prince of Bohemia) whom is married (matrilineally) to my current rulers only daughter.

BTW This plot was already in motion when my previous ruler died & I took over controlling his heir. I thought it too devious to stop.
 

Bob_the_Insane

First Lieutenant
61 Badges
Oct 23, 2003
222
75
  • Crusader Kings Complete
  • Crusader Kings II: Horse Lords
  • Crusader Kings II: Conclave
  • Stellaris
  • Stellaris: Galaxy Edition
  • Stellaris: Galaxy Edition
  • Crusader Kings II: Reapers Due
  • Tyranny: Archon Edition
  • Tyranny: Archon Edition
  • Stellaris: Digital Anniversary Edition
  • Stellaris: Leviathans Story Pack
  • Stellaris - Path to Destruction bundle
  • Steel Division: Normandy 44
  • Pillars of Eternity
  • BATTLETECH
  • Stellaris: Synthetic Dawn
  • Steel Division: Normand 44 - Second Wave
  • Stellaris: Humanoids Species Pack
  • Stellaris: Apocalypse
  • Steel Division: Normandy 44 -  Back to Hell
  • BATTLETECH - Beta Backer
  • BATTLETECH - Backer
  • Stellaris: Distant Stars
  • Shadowrun Returns
  • Shadowrun: Dragonfall
  • Stellaris: Nemesis
  • Hearts of Iron III
  • Crusader Kings II: Charlemagne
  • Crusader Kings II: Legacy of Rome
  • Crusader Kings II: The Old Gods
  • Crusader Kings II: Rajas of India
  • Crusader Kings II: The Republic
  • Crusader Kings II: Sons of Abraham
  • Crusader Kings II: Sword of Islam
  • Europa Universalis III
  • Europa Universalis III: Chronicles
  • Divine Wind
  • Europa Universalis IV
  • Europa Universalis IV: Call to arms event
  • Crusader Kings II
  • Heir to the Throne
  • Victoria: Revolutions
  • Rome Gold
  • Sword of the Stars II
  • Victoria 2
  • Victoria 2: A House Divided
  • Victoria 2: Heart of Darkness
  • Rome: Vae Victis
  • 500k Club
  • Crusader Kings II: Holy Knight (pre-order)
Once I went into a tavern.

It sorta blew up when the manure exploded.

I'd rate my experience 1/5 stars.

Snap...

dtgr8.jpg


Seemed to be related to an event chain for the ambition of improving Intrigue...
 

Lwantssugar

Lt. General
67 Badges
Aug 12, 2012
1.323
138
  • Hearts of Iron III
  • Divine Wind
  • Europa Universalis IV
  • For the Motherland
  • Heir to the Throne
  • Victoria 2: A House Divided
  • Victoria 2: Heart of Darkness
  • Crusader Kings II: Way of Life
  • Stellaris: Synthetic Dawn
  • 500k Club
  • Europa Universalis IV: El Dorado
  • Stellaris: Distant Stars
  • Mount & Blade: Warband
  • Hearts of Iron IV: Death or Dishonor
  • Europa Universalis IV: Mandate of Heaven
  • Europa Universalis IV: Rule Britannia
  • Mount & Blade: With Fire and Sword
  • Stellaris: Leviathans Story Pack
  • Europa Universalis IV: Common Sense
  • Crusader Kings II: Horse Lords
  • Crusader Kings II: Monks and Mystics
  • Hearts of Iron IV: Together for Victory
  • Europa Universalis IV: Cossacks
  • Crusader Kings II: Conclave
  • Stellaris
  • Hearts of Iron IV: Cadet
  • Crusader Kings II: Reapers Due
  • Europa Universalis IV: Rights of Man
  • Victoria 2
  • Hearts of Iron IV: La Resistance
  • Europa Universalis III Complete
  • Crusader Kings II: Holy Fury
  • Europa Universalis III Complete
  • Europa Universalis IV: Dharma
  • Europa Universalis IV: Cradle of Civilization
  • Hearts of Iron IV: Expansion Pass
  • Stellaris: Apocalypse
  • Europa Universalis III Complete
  • Imperator: Rome Sign Up
  • Prison Architect
  • Europa Universalis IV: Golden Century
  • Crusader Kings II: The Republic
  • Crusader Kings II
  • Crusader Kings II: Sword of Islam
  • Crusader Kings II: Sons of Abraham
  • Crusader Kings II: Legacy of Rome
  • Crusader Kings II: The Old Gods
  • Crusader Kings II: Rajas of India
  • Europa Universalis IV: Mare Nostrum
  • Semper Fi
Once I went into a tavern.

It sorta blew up when the manure exploded.

I'd rate my experience 1/5 stars.
-5/10
Would not get drunk here
 

ScreamCZE

Second Lieutenant
108 Badges
Aug 12, 2012
130
69
  • Crusader Kings II: Reapers Due
  • Heir to the Throne
  • Europa Universalis IV: Cossacks
  • Knights of Pen and Paper +1 Edition
  • Majesty 2
  • March of the Eagles
  • Stellaris - Path to Destruction bundle
  • Europa Universalis IV: Res Publica
  • Victoria: Revolutions
  • Rome Gold
  • Semper Fi
  • Sengoku
  • Hearts of Iron III: Their Finest Hour
  • Victoria 2: A House Divided
  • Victoria 2: Heart of Darkness
  • Rome: Vae Victis
  • Crusader Kings II: Jade Dragon
  • Cities: Skylines - Snowfall
  • Knights of Pen and Paper 2
  • Europa Universalis IV: Pre-order
  • Cities: Skylines - After Dark
  • Europa Universalis IV: Third Rome
  • Stellaris: Galaxy Edition
  • Europa Universalis IV: Mare Nostrum
  • Europa Universalis III
  • Cities in Motion
  • Cities in Motion 2
  • Crusader Kings II
  • Crusader Kings II: Charlemagne
  • Crusader Kings II: Legacy of Rome
  • Crusader Kings II: The Old Gods
  • Crusader Kings II: Rajas of India
  • Crusader Kings II: The Republic
  • Crusader Kings II: Sons of Abraham
  • Crusader Kings II: Sunset Invasion
  • Crusader Kings II: Sword of Islam
  • Europa Universalis III: Chronicles
  • Europa Universalis III Complete
  • Divine Wind
  • Ancient Space
  • Europa Universalis IV: Art of War
  • Europa Universalis IV: Conquest of Paradise
  • Europa Universalis IV: Wealth of Nations
  • Europa Universalis IV: Call to arms event
  • For the Motherland
  • Hearts of Iron III
  • Crusader Kings II: Conclave
  • Europa Universalis 4: Emperor
  • Europa Universalis IV: El Dorado
  • Europa Universalis III Complete
I have one funny experience, but I didn't die. I was 4 years old king and my regent (who was also my spymaster) tried to kill me like 5 times, maybe even more (btw. I was really impressed how 4 years old child survived so many assassination's attempts) and my regent/spymaster lost it in his last attempt and tried to murder me by himself and he failed again and started yelling "Why don't you die?!" and chased me and then guards saved me.
 

Lwantssugar

Lt. General
67 Badges
Aug 12, 2012
1.323
138
  • Hearts of Iron III
  • Divine Wind
  • Europa Universalis IV
  • For the Motherland
  • Heir to the Throne
  • Victoria 2: A House Divided
  • Victoria 2: Heart of Darkness
  • Crusader Kings II: Way of Life
  • Stellaris: Synthetic Dawn
  • 500k Club
  • Europa Universalis IV: El Dorado
  • Stellaris: Distant Stars
  • Mount & Blade: Warband
  • Hearts of Iron IV: Death or Dishonor
  • Europa Universalis IV: Mandate of Heaven
  • Europa Universalis IV: Rule Britannia
  • Mount & Blade: With Fire and Sword
  • Stellaris: Leviathans Story Pack
  • Europa Universalis IV: Common Sense
  • Crusader Kings II: Horse Lords
  • Crusader Kings II: Monks and Mystics
  • Hearts of Iron IV: Together for Victory
  • Europa Universalis IV: Cossacks
  • Crusader Kings II: Conclave
  • Stellaris
  • Hearts of Iron IV: Cadet
  • Crusader Kings II: Reapers Due
  • Europa Universalis IV: Rights of Man
  • Victoria 2
  • Hearts of Iron IV: La Resistance
  • Europa Universalis III Complete
  • Crusader Kings II: Holy Fury
  • Europa Universalis III Complete
  • Europa Universalis IV: Dharma
  • Europa Universalis IV: Cradle of Civilization
  • Hearts of Iron IV: Expansion Pass
  • Stellaris: Apocalypse
  • Europa Universalis III Complete
  • Imperator: Rome Sign Up
  • Prison Architect
  • Europa Universalis IV: Golden Century
  • Crusader Kings II: The Republic
  • Crusader Kings II
  • Crusader Kings II: Sword of Islam
  • Crusader Kings II: Sons of Abraham
  • Crusader Kings II: Legacy of Rome
  • Crusader Kings II: The Old Gods
  • Crusader Kings II: Rajas of India
  • Europa Universalis IV: Mare Nostrum
  • Semper Fi
I'd think it too.
Well from the plotters perspective you learn said inn was abandoned and your merry band of thugs fixes it up just enough to lure your target inside
 

Theddude

Colonel
87 Badges
Jun 30, 2011
1.046
5
  • Sengoku
  • For the Motherland
  • Hearts of Iron III
  • Hearts of Iron III: Their Finest Hour
  • Heir to the Throne
  • Crusader Kings II
  • Europa Universalis IV: Res Publica
  • Victoria: Revolutions
  • Rome Gold
  • Semper Fi
  • March of the Eagles
  • Victoria 2: A House Divided
  • Victoria 2: Heart of Darkness
  • Rome: Vae Victis
  • Crusader Kings II: Reapers Due
  • Europa Universalis IV: Pre-order
  • Europa Universalis IV: Mare Nostrum
  • Cities: Skylines - After Dark
  • Cities: Skylines - Snowfall
  • Crusader Kings II: Sons of Abraham
  • Crusader Kings II: Charlemagne
  • Crusader Kings II: Legacy of Rome
  • Crusader Kings II: The Old Gods
  • Crusader Kings II: Rajas of India
  • Crusader Kings II: The Republic
  • Europa Universalis IV: Call to arms event
  • Crusader Kings II: Sunset Invasion
  • Crusader Kings II: Sword of Islam
  • Commander: Conquest of the Americas
  • Darkest Hour
  • Europa Universalis III: Chronicles
  • Europa Universalis IV: Wealth of Nations
  • Europa Universalis IV: Conquest of Paradise
  • Europa Universalis IV: Art of War
  • Europa Universalis IV
  • Divine Wind
  • Europa Universalis III Complete
  • Europa Universalis III
  • Europa Universalis III Complete
  • Cities: Skylines
  • Cities: Skylines Deluxe Edition
  • Crusader Kings II: Holy Knight (pre-order)
  • Europa Universalis IV: El Dorado
  • Europa Universalis III Complete
  • Pride of Nations
  • Mount & Blade: Warband
  • Mount & Blade: With Fire and Sword
  • Europa Universalis IV: Common Sense
  • Crusader Kings II: Horse Lords
  • Crusader Kings III
Ah, this thread is making me laugh so hard. The most memorable time for me was when my awesome old king got wounded to the head in battle. He was rendered incapable, and it wasn't too long before his son and his son's ambitious wifey started a plot to finish the old king off. They tried drowning him in his bath once and failed, but the second time they succeeded. The new king came to the throne with the kinslayer trait and the nickname "the Patricide".