Suspiciously not that accidental

[takedown47]

So there I was touring my estate in a carriage looking down at the dirty peasants when suddenly an arrow hits me in the shoulder. I'm thinking "ok maybe it was a hunter's misplaced shot". Then another arrows strikes me and I'm like all JFK'd in the head. My cause of death is listed as "suspicious accident"!! I was like lolzing my pants off when I read that. It might be suspicious to the drooling imbecile subjects of mine who wouldn't know the pointy end of an arrow if it hit them in the ass but it was pretty obvious from the victim's point of view someone murdered me. I have a feeling my cause of death was suspiciously not that accidental. Anyone else got funny stories like this to share about their CK2 experience?

 

[Dartheal]

Once I went into a tavern.

It sorta blew up when the manure exploded.

I'd rate my experience 1/5 stars.

 

[ZechsMerquise73]

You'd think a tavern owner wouldn't be easily inclined to fill his place of business with animal excrement.

 

[Hackworthy]

I was once killed by assassins whilst touring my estates in Sweden. I'm not sure what befuddled me more; the lack of incentive for anyone to assassinate me or the fact that I was the Duke of Austria and didn't have any estates in Sweden.

 

[takedown47]

I was once killed by assassins whilst touring my estates in Sweden. I'm not sure what befuddled me more; the lack of incentive for anyone to assassinate me or the fact that I was the Duke of Austria and didn't have any estates in Sweden.

Maybe they were a secret tax haven you had but somehow forgot to mention to the IRS.

 

[Sir Tornado]

I was once killed by assassins whilst touring my estates in Sweden. I'm not sure what befuddled me more; the lack of incentive for anyone to assassinate me or the fact that I was the Duke of Austria and didn't have any estates in Sweden.

You found out there was a plot to kill you without anyone having any incentive to assasinate you, and you had gone to Sweden to seek out Paradox's medevial base and confront Johan and complain to him (or, failing that, just have him executed) when you were assasinated.

 

[unmerged(445219)]

I was watching over near Greece when the AI King of Greece + Bulgaria decides to imprison himself. This happens all the time, but then he decided to give away his kingdom of Greece to his plotting uncle. Afterwards, to get himself out of prison, he BLINDED himself. His uncle usurped the kingdom of Bulgaria aftewards, leaving him as a single Duchy. Then he swore fealty back to his scheming uncle.

Not sure if its a genius plan to gain his uncle's trust, or just an imbecile....

 

[A_Dane]

I was once climbing the highest towers of my estates.

Then someone pushed me. I died.

Suspicious accident.

My brother, and heir, was blown up entering an inn 10 years later.

Also a suspicious accident

 

[unmerged(462833)]

I was a king - vassal in Byzantine Empire and the Emperor put me as a leader of his army. We were moving through enemy lands (Cumans) when my clever king decided to move forward alone. Then he saw something in woods and quickly moved there. Suddenly he realised that it was a trap. He didn't have chance to run away and was slain. Inheritance and notification - suspicious accident. I really would like to know who did that...

Different history - my sultan entered his bedroom and was really tired. He was dreaming about hot bed... Suddenly second event, something is moving there... Bah, snake - I am dead. This time I knew who was responsible cause I saw this plot (but I forgot about...). New sultan had his vengeance - dynasty members responsible for that were captured and executed

Rather I didn't have problems that I died in suspicious accident - I was rather responsible that someone else died like that Someone drank some wine, suddenly died under falling rocks, died even in my prison - this one is more expensive than others and sometimes is hard to approve this plan... There are funny events about suspicious accident

 

[Comradebot]

Once I went into a tavern.

It sorta blew up when the manure exploded.

I'd rate my experience 1/5 stars.

The towels are kinda scratchy!

 

[smeggy]

I once inherrited the lands of my liege, and had the kinslayer trait.

 

[Darkgamma]

I got nailed by arrows while drinking poisoned wine whilst falling out of a carriage which was already falling into oblivion itself.
As accidental as it gets.

 

[NosgothKingdom]

I was watching over near Greece when the AI King of Greece + Bulgaria decides to imprison himself. This happens all the time, but then he decided to give away his kingdom of Greece to his plotting uncle. Afterwards, to get himself out of prison, he BLINDED himself. His uncle usurped the kingdom of Bulgaria aftewards, leaving him as a single Duchy. Then he swore fealty back to his scheming uncle.

Not sure if its a genius plan to gain his uncle's trust, or just an imbecile....

Dafuq? I've never seen people imprison themselves!

 

[Effixel]

I was once climbing the highest towers of my estates.

Then someone pushed me. I died.

Suspicious accident.

My brother, and heir, was blown up entering an inn 10 years later.

Also a suspicious accident

I was once a kid king. My regent was up the tower, looking at the country.
I pushed him just for fun, he fell off the tower and died.

But I SWEAR it was an ACCIDENT!

 

[Voy]

My darling 2 year old daughter inherited my demesne, after I died, but as a ruler she chased a butterfly on the roof an fell to her death. It was very suspicious. My brother then inherited with a Kinslayer trait.

 

[Roguedemon]

Ive been in many a carriage that mysteriously tumbled over a cliff. Are there any 'suspicious accident' deaths which are actually accidental?

Not strictly related, but I feel obliged to mention that during one of the events to improve diplomacy I had a chicken thrown at me by an inbred peasant.

 

[Grubnessul]

You'd think a tavern owner wouldn't be easily inclined to fill his place of business with animal excrement.

A tactic favoured in Upper Lorraine. I once murdered 5 people in a row this way... You'd expect nobility to avoid manure smelling like the plague by now.

 

[Hastyr]

At one point I was playing a young king, I loved sailing so my regent allowed me to go on a boat trip.
after I was well away from the coast I noticed my boat had holes in it.

I hadnt learnt how to swim.

 

[A_Dane]

I was once a kid king. My regent was up the tower, looking at the country.
I pushed him just for fun, he fell off the tower and died.

But I SWEAR it was an ACCIDENT!

I've done that as well.

Once I was even the guardian (As the count of Cornwall) of a underage liege. He tried to have me murdered.

They found him dead with a pillow on top of his face

 

[riadach]

You'd think a tavern owner wouldn't be easily inclined to fill his place of business with animal excrement.

See, this is why we need the EU. They'd have long issued a health and safety directive against that sort of thing.