A funny, sweet and light-hearted AAR about trials and tribulations of Gardman-Aghbanians in strange realm of Suenik, a excellent read if you want something different from epic, serious and narrative AARs.
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I just note that cunning plans have been known to work (see the historical record otherwise known as Blackadder Goes Forth episode 1)
Hahhahahaah he is such a classical Suenikian guy
Interestingly I'm feeling the plan will (mostly) work but there will be some chickens thrown that's for sure
All I can say is, in CK2, “the best laid plans of mice and men” are seldom cunning, or even... well... plans.
Lol Roupen's education level
So, are you planning to throw even more murderous clergyman at the enemies?
Or just teach them the history of Suenik so they understand that they should give up trying to conquer it for their own good?
I can not but to imagine that the Cunning Plan will result into the Inbred Lunatic in charge of a one province Suenik with Empty Coffers soon.
1. Remind me not to be around when the arse crackers go off!
2. Inbred, cow-faced imbecile for a son. At least he isn’t the heir! Oh wait, what do you mean there’s been an accident ...
3. The plan will work, with an invincible mercenary host hired to smash the invaders, the leaders of which will all be serviced with arse crackers. Shock and awe style.
4. Then, in true post-shock and awe (and Suenikian) style, the resulting peace will be butchered horribly. A series of disasters will proliferate, where the hapless leader of Suenik (probably Roupen by then, according to the Unelective Inbredkind succession system) stumbles from one crisis to another.
5. It will all end in a puff adder suppository for whoever is running the joint by then.
A funny, sweet and light-hearted AAR about trials and tribulations of Gardman-Aghbanians in strange realm of Suenik, a excellent read if you want something different from epic, serious and narrative AARs.