So I decided to play a different sort of game, and I modded Algeria in PDM to be free of French influence. Apparently the game didn't like me messing with the natural order of things (France must have Algeria!), so it decided to give me the worst borders I have ever seen happen in PDM, competing with the above post's Bosnia enclave and Belgium not actually being in Belgium.
It's like someone took a map of South America and scribbled all over it to make new borders. Really, really bizarre. OPM Peru in Iquitos is also a monarchy, because the game figured this situation alone isn't bizarre enough.
I'm not sure what happened here. I think Russia joined the Oriental Crisis and Egypt's ally Persia joined in to help them. Russia seems to demand Indian Ocean access by taking a random exclave in Persia. South Kaliningrad, call it.
After I saw the above two, I decided to seek out other weirdness in my game. A bit more typical scene, here we see the British trading British Columbia (call it MURRCAN Columbia now!) for Washington (done so in a major crisis war), and why not the good ol' Empire of Mexico? Two PDM games straight now I've seen them after seeing them maybe once in all my other Vic2 campaigns.
And bonus from a previous game!
Apparently noted anti-communist White Russian leader
Anton Denikin used to be a communist in his youth. Victoria II's naming system for leaders is lulzworthy, in the same German game my General Staff was Tirpitz and his 8 brothers and cousins, von Schlieffen and his extended family, Moltke the Elder, Moltke the Younger, Moltke the Middle Child, Moltke the Second-to-Last Child, a couple of Hindenburgs, etc.