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teutons usually fail by riga, in my games anyway

Yeah, if you play Pommerania, just guarantee Riga and Mazovia, and have the teutons attack either of them. Bohemia will inevitably join the war against the teutons, and you just have to hurry to Danzig. Free rich province.
 

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funny thing: yesterday it said page 661 of 667. today it says page 662 of 667. that can mean only one thing: the ghost pages are a hidden count-down to the announcement of CK2.

or it could mean that johan is removing the secret info from the forum as the release date is approaching. though i doubt it.
 

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He realised we had learned the secret, and has begun wiping the files.

Unfortunately, it's going far too slowly for his liking - remarkably, at the same rate that new comments are posted.
 

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First off, the screen that no one thought actually existed. (I thought it was a myth too)

verylikelyannex.jpg



Normally Spain is the one handing out these crusades ...

spanishcrusade.jpg



This is something you probably won't ever see, I swapped Scotland's culture to English to get away from them. I suppose morningSIDEr would say that being Scottish isn't something you can ever actually get rid of.

scottishaccepted.jpg



Apparently if you annex the HRE Emperor after the hereditary decision has been passed, Rebels become the Emperor.

rebhreemperor.jpg



Holstein? How did they even take over England, let alone let them revolt again?

engholrevolt.jpg



Despite what the text says, this is REALLY BAD.

vijmngpupart1.jpg


Because this happens. I had to release them as a vassal, 70+ uncored + wrong culture group + wrong religion provinces is brutal.

vijmngpupart2.jpg


This made me scratch my head. How does it even happen?

kbobrzpu.jpg


And then I saw this

kanempulist.jpg


Kanem has a king that is so incompetent he can hardly stumble out of bed in the morning, but has managed to form not just the PU with Brazil, but two others as well, including with the massive colonial empire of Spain. And yes, they have land tech 35, all the Sub-Saharan nations in my game start with 33 in every tech, it gives them a bit of a chance.
 

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Because this happens. I had to release them as a vassal, 70+ uncored + wrong culture group + wrong religion provinces is brutal.

vijmngpupart2.jpg

Aww :(, I would've kept them... it was gonna give some trouble but come on, it's freakin' China you inherited there! That's worth some years of rebel chasing.
 

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WaitWaitWaitWaitWaitWaitWaitWaitWaitWaitWaitWaitWaitWaitWaitWait

You inherit freakin CHINA and you give it up?!
Screw the rebels or whatever, you OWN CHINA!
 

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Aww :(, I would've kept them... it was gonna give some trouble but come on, it's freakin' China you inherited there! That's worth some years of rebel chasing.

I'm not sure you realize just how painful it is. If you really want to try it, add the following into a custom.txt file in the decision directory of your eu3 install, and give it a try as VIJ.


Code:
country_decisions = {
	inherit_ming = {
		potential = {
			exists = MNG
			NOT = { tag = MNG }
		}
		allow = 
		{
		}
		effect = {
			inherit = MNG
		}
		ai_will_do = {
			factor = 0
		}
	}
}
 

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From a Prussian game (~1760)

The Russian states collapsed due to the work of Lithuania and Sweden/Scandinavia... so Scandinavia decided to expand into Siberia to make up for the lack of Russians....

EU3_MAP_PRU_1749427_1.jpg



And...
Protestantism seems to have destroyed orthodox Christianity as well :p
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I have no idea how this happened, but they accepted :rofl:
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I had another case with Piena where they declined the annex, then after that also declined the vassalisation at 100% WS :wacko:. Didn't get a screenie though :(
 

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Its not a 'strange' screenshot, but I cant help but wonder how did this happen? How the hell can you get revolutionaries in this year?!

revolutionaries.jpg


And, something which shocked me a bit...although it isnt unheard of.

Englandbroken.jpg


UK formed, Scotland broke free and beat the hell out the Brits. I wasnt involved at all!
 

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That's pretty common in HttT nowadays. Their whole army is overseas and can't protect vaterland from rebels.
 

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actually Rhadok - the revolutionaries aren't that rare either. As England I've broke France as early as 1408 or so, they had revolutionary armies, and Revolutionary France form same time, might have been a bug or something though.

edit: LOL awesome peace deal midget... I've had a couple like that where I was at -11% and got them to cede a province or two, but nothing like that, bravo!