ElectricEel said:
I got a revolt-event on my Persian border, 9 regiments. The persians, who I had given military access earlier when they asked, decided to help out!
(Our relations are not very good, me having invaded them earlier and all.)
Once I had rebels in my land (occupied land really) and then the French (who owned the province and had been marching before the rebellion) came and started fighting with me! Here is a conversation between towo troops at the French-English (I was England) camp when they were fighting together:
English Soldier: Let's go get the bloody rebel scum!
French Soldier: It will be an esay fight. In France we have very frequent rebellions over everything from bad wages to our own stink. Most rebels quickly say "we surrender!" after seeing the opposing army. This is the 17th rebellion I've fought against.
English Soldier: For a Frenchie, you're not to bad.
French Soldier: You're not to bad for an Englishman. Too bad we'll be fighting eachother soon.
English Soldier: Well, you can get on the left side on the battle and I'll get on the right so we won't have to face eachother.
French Soldier: Then we'll end on the same side.
English Soldier: I ment regular left for you and English left for me. Eglish left is the same as your right.