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[Erik W]

Just my current Byzantium game. Check out Scandinavia and France. Yes, that's Morocco up there, and they are currently taking over Sweden. I had nothing to do with that, or France getting destroyed. And Aragon just collapsed so they arn't doing as hot as they look either. Austria can't figure out how to write it's own name, while Prussia until recently had decided to go East instead of bothering with Germany. And it was ALL cores that they grabbed, no idea how they got so many over there. Muscowy and Novgorod have moved around, with Novgorod changing to a Kingdom, then back to a Noble Republic (and they were never wiped out that I saw, I have no idea what's going on up there). And then, there's mighty Thuringia cutting a swathe through central Germany. Oh, and Brunswick owns Lubeck somehow, but the rest of their lands are owned by Thuringia. I don't even know, this game is weird...

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With a restored Eastern Empire hopefully still Orthodox, you should really be the defender of Europe and Christianity so... GO AND CUT DOWN MOROCCO AND KICK THEM OUT OF MY HOMELAND GOD DAMMIT! Also you should restore Moldavia as a connection between the Orthodox Rus and you...

 

[Patter Song]

Um, what? He is the starting heir, so maybe he actually was the worst diplomat in history? Or just a joke because nobody is ever going to play that country anyway? Even with ADM 8, I'm not looking forward to his reign...

In fact, 10 years later, he is on my throne, I have 23 infamy and it's sinking by .1 a year. And my mission is to integrate a vassal. Fun! A diplomat? I'm too poor, even hiring one would probably cost 2 inflation. At least he is in his 50s and a general...

Go to an IIRC 1816 start date of EU3, and look up the ruler of Funj, his name should be Agban. Have fun.

 

[Chieron]

Go to an IIRC 1816 start date of EU3, and look up the ruler of Funj, his name should be Agban. Have fun.

Oh my god. A potted plant ruled Funj back then? (he is 2-2-1 ruling 1804+, his predecessor is 3-2-2)

 

[calvinhobbeslik]

Oh my god. A potted plant ruled Funj back then? (he is 2-2-1 ruling 1804+, his predecessor is 3-2-2)

Why are the ruler stats less than 3?

 

[Vesimir]

Why are the ruler stats less than 3?

Why not?

 

[DanubianCossak]

Why not?

Its not possible to get stat lower than 3 by normal game mechanic, afaik.

 

[Chieron]

those are historical rulers, they can be below 3, otherwise 3-3-3 is the worst that can happen.

 

[unmerged(80402)]

Its not possible to get stat lower than 3 by normal game mechanic, afaik.

Actualy your diplo skill of king can be lower than 3, because of bug...

 

[DanubianCossak]

Actualy your diplo skill of king can be lower than 3, because of bug...

Ouch... Since when, and does it apply for normal rulers (heirs > ruler) or republics?

 

[Dovska]

It's not everyday you see Korea invade Africa

 

[unmerged(425201)]

North and South Dakota are confused...


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EDIT: Another thing: the "North" is Lutheran, and the "South" is "Protestant", the game's version of Lutheran! :rofl:
EDIT: Later, I did this just for the lulz:


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[Samwell]

Rainbow-Cake Mamlouk! Who will get the last piece?

 

[Kansai-kun]

Does anyone see the error here?

... what?

 

[AndreasPhokas]

How da heck

 

[I8Strudel]

How da heck

An African nation funded them. I've seen the same thing with "Lombard" patriots in other games.

 

[unmerged(80402)]

Does anyone see the error here?

1430, and you did not formed russia yet.

 

[Dovska]

Eh?

 

[Valiant_Hogers]

Go home Muscowy...

 

[Sandmann]

Rastafaris on an island? Thats meant to be Jamaica not Socotra!!

 

[unmerged(612898)]

>Empress
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Oh come on, hire some testers already.