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Sleepyhead

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The British government thought that the war had been going rather well. Spain had just surrendered and agreed to become a British satellite, and the Royal Navy's vast fleet of Protected Cruisers had totally blockaded both France and Germany and destroyed their navies. But then...

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Easily one of the funniest posted so far. Gold, pure gold. :)
 

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Hasn't anyone heard of the "Democratic Republic of North Korea" that's neither democratic nor a republic? So a democratic dictatorship is possible! :p
 

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Fear the german colossus...well, unless this is normally your playerled-empire :rofl:

For those of you wondering, how this came to pass, Germany was created around 1836 after an AI-Brandenburg->Prussia from the converted EU2AGCEEP-Game I was playing before got really freaking big at the end, even smiting down Napoleon and Troops. They also rule Australia, North-America (south is spanish-portugese), the whole Brunei-isle, middleafrica etc. They are technologically superior in every way, their armies are numberless. It is truly mindboggling to see the AI achieving this. At least for me, that is :D
 

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Poland looks to be the new russia. Is China civilized?

It is, must have been sometime in the 1850, it was very interesting to see the chinese climb out of the uncivilization. Their current score is somewhat around 10000, their military one around 350.

Poland is indeed Russia, in EU2 there was never any of the three polish partitions, therefore poland just continued to grow on top of the tamest Russia I ever saw, they never even came trough sibir. It was bizarre. In the 1880 Russia was even defeated by Jodphur, the biggest Indian nation, and with a military score of 15 that is definely no suprise, jodphurs army was more than double their size :rofl: I find it strange not to see them in the score table, they were second place around that time. Question on the side, are these numbers normal for a Revolutionsgame? I seem to encounter some high numbers, be it industry or some other thing almost in every other game.
 

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Nó Poblacht Pharagua:

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EDIT: Nevermind the two odd-sounding events on the bottom, they're both events made by me with random names. :p
 

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Communist capitalists... oh, when will this bug be fixed!?
This time they're maybe just going with the flow. I mean, if they say they're not commies it's a bigger health risk, and it's as good as impossible to advance in the social structure. I think this POP thought twice.
 

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Capitalist Communist Protestant atheists?