Strange Screenshots Deus Vult.

[Davisx3m]

Could'nt find the other Strange Screenshots threads and i don't think there is one for DV so i start here:

He's a pretty good fighter for beeing blind He's even my marshal right now.

 

[Aethis]

Well read the tooltip, you can see there have been famous examples of blind people with high martial skill.

 

[Davisx3m]

Well read the tooltip, you can see there have been famous examples of blind people with high martial skill.

Yeah but still funny =P

 

[Aethis]

Seeing as he would of had 22 the highest i've seen was 21 and that was El Cid, a character who is already in the game.

 

[Davisx3m]

I think this is the highest i ever seen not sure.

 

[vertinox]

The Doge in Venice didn't fight hand to hand but he did go into battle with his body guards to boost morale.

On a side note, in the Byzantine Empire, if you were blind they considered you unfit to rule hence they would often blind political rivals or heirs to the throne which takes them out of the line of succession.

 

[Davisx3m]

Hmm im king of Nubia, Arabia, Khazaria, Rus, Finland, Syria, Georgien, Africa, Egypt and.... EGYPT!!!!

 

[Vladislav]

I'm just amazed that you made it all the way from Nubia up to Finland. :wacko:

 

[Davisx3m]

I'm just amazed that you made it all the way from Nubia up to Finland. :wacko:

Yeah me to =) Im the ruler of the ortodox church

 

[GrandPanjandrum]

Yeah me to =) Im the ruler of the ortodox church

And Croatian to boot, which is quite atypical.

 

[Davisx3m]

And Croatian to boot, which is quite atypical.

My first king was an arab my second was an greek my third and fourth was croatian. My sonson is also king of leon,Castille, Aragon, Navarre and Portugal.

 

[unmerged(89789)]

Hmm im king of Nubia, Arabia, Khazaria, Rus, Finland, Syria, Georgien, Africa, Egypt and.... EGYPT!!!!

By the gods, you must have a hell with rebellic vassals

And how did you manage to conquer all that starting as Nubia?? I thought it was nearly impossible just to stay alive with them!

 

[Davisx3m]

it's very easy acctually try it. And the vassals aren't that rebellic dont know y but thats just good to me =D The biggest problem i had it was in Russia and that was not that hard o stop.

 

[Vladislav]

My king is rivals with himself... twice. I know, it happens a lot, but it's still weird to me.

One summer, the bankers of Venice decided to put on their finest suits of armor, board their yachts, and take a vacation to sunny Alexandria. Regrettably, they forgot to bring along a translator, and there was an unfortunate misunderstanding; mayhem ensued.

I've never seen Venice go crusading in any of my games before. Now that they have the two richest provinces in the game, I don't think there's any stopping them. It probably helps that their ruler has 13+ on all of his stats.

 

[Davisx3m]

Hm almost same here friend with her self TWICE!

 

[MichOrion]

What causes that? I get it all the time.

 

[Vladislav]

I think the worst result of that glitch is when you get an event to "assassinate a rival ruler," which turns out to be, er... yourself. So you're stuck with killing/wounding yourself, suffering a piety and reputation loss, or gaining the "honest" trait (which lowers your intrigue -- terrible!).

 

[Davisx3m]

Go Pope!

 

[Vladislav]

How many things can you find wrong with this picture?


Answers: I'm getting pregnancy messages for a ruler who isn't me or in my dynasty (I'm the king of Croatia), and the guy's wife is dead. Somehow he's impregnated his dead wife at least three times. I didn't check how long his wife has been dead. Some of those grown men could have been born to a dead woman. :O

 

[Veldmaarschalk]

Babies should never be allowed to go out hunting, even if they are king